how does one weaponize a water pistol?

Liquid sarin.

The perfect home defense pistol. I keep a nerf gun loaded with it at the back of my refridgerator and I walk around my house with a hazmat suit.

>>32969101
fill it with acid or a mix of vinegar and ground up whatever the hottest pepper on earth currently is

Fill with cement, throw it at them.

Fill it with semen, tell people you have AIDS.

>>32969135
that actually sounds like a good idea, but what if the target wears glasses / goggles?
i need to find a way to make it thickly colored as well so if he's wearing eye protection it will atleast blind him for a little bit

>>32969225
Is pepper spray legal in your country? If so just buy that, instead of this mickey mouse bullshit.

>>32969225
that shit'll burn no matter wear it hits, and mix in or chile oil

>>32969269
>preffering the easy way over the over the top humiliating way
also pepper spray costs money and i dont have alot

>>32969101
Step 1: Acquire water pistol.
Step 2: Fill with water.
Step 3: Put in front pants pocket.
Step 4: When violent confrontation is imminent, draw attention to your crotch, which will be soaked BECAUSE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRT PISTOL LEAKS, YOU MORON.
Step 5: Attacker will assume you've pissed yourself and withdraw in disgust.

>>32969348
or i can actually piss myself and save me the trouble
or i can piss ON MY ATTACKER
ANON YOU'RE A GENIUS

>>32969333
pepper spray will be more pressurized than a squirt gun

unless you can pull the trigger with the force of a thousand suns then you probably wont even be able to shoot a thick liquid that far or accurately for that matter

>>32969371
you underestimate the power of my finger
or my ability to fuck around with the pressure
if the pressure is a problem i can always go for something thats pumped

>>32969371
I'm beginning to think OP is under-aged and not legally able to buy over the counter products. If this is the case then he should mail-order his shit.

>>32969428
i turned 18 in january, so thats a no
im asking because in the rare occasion i do get attacked by someone i cant physiclly defeat i want it to be hilarious

>>32969468
>i want it to be hilarious

If you think murder is funnier than rape/robbery then go for it.

>>32969526
seeing how the only situation i can think of of me not being able to physicly overcome an attacker is him having a long bladed weapon, murder is going to happen regardless. if im gonna die im gonna die laughing my ass off.

>>32969549
Get a 54 caliber black powder pistol. Even the most cucked euro nations allow that shit. And a cutlass

Wear a pirate costume under your normal clothes and undress yourself in front of the attacker, then use the gun and cutlass to fight back.

>>32970076
no i dont think you understand
i live in israel
i cant even use the cutlass since i cant legally carry sharp objects
its fucking stupid
the pirate thing sounds good though, i'll see if i can get a pirate themed water pistol

>>32970441
>live in Isreal
Just call anyone who attacks you a anti semite, shlomo.

>>32970441
>i live in israel
just cut off your cock so you can't reproduce

ok thanks bye

Shove it up your ass, useless faggot

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I weaponized my blender. It shoots awesome. removes everything real good.

Ammonia

>read about it in Inside Delta Force.

Pretty fun read, would recommend.

>>32970484
>not using a Vitamix tactical blender

t. Poorfag

you know those water jet cutters that can cut through like several inches of steel with the sheer power of high pressure stream of water?

we need a portable pistol sized one of those that will cut a motherfucker in half

>>32970441
I hope you get stabbed by a palestinian you Zionist fuck

>>32969371
>you probably wont even be able to shoot a thick liquid that far or accurately for that matter
I've spent a lot of time practicing at shooting thick liquids.

>>32969101
Fill it with gasoline,attach a flaming rag to it and throw it

>>32970525
will look into it

>>32970484
i want to see that actually shoot
im even willing to pay the medical bill

before i proceed, why the hate for me?
i would like an explenation

>>32969101
Kill yourself you fucking kike

>>32970641
>oy vey goy I'm just a victim can't you see that? Remember the 600 billion?

>>32970671
no seriously, i did nothing wrong to any of you
if its just because im jewish, why?
im not even religious, i just want to live a quiet life.

>>32969101
Fill it with kerosene and hold a lighter in front of it while you shoot it.

Alternate method: Fill it with kerosene and shoot it at a perp, then throw a lit match at them.

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>>32970673
Okay. Now I'm sure this is bait

>>32970689
then i would be better off just using a deo can
i need something with instant effect that i can draw and fire in a matter of a second

>>32970702
no its not. every time i mention im from israel people, especially /k/, start throwing insults
why?
have i ever done anything to any of you?

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>>32970719

>>32970750
i dont even mind the jew jokes or the holocaust jokes, i find some of them funny
but telling me to chop of my dick and die, or go get stabbed is a little harsh, dont you think?

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>>32970757

>>32970776
fuck thats actually a good one, im saving it
but really, dont you think telling me to die is a little harsh?
just because i was born in a certain place?

>>32969333
Then get a job.

>>32970790
>born in a certain place
What, you mean like Palestinians?

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>>32970508
>Vitamix
not using a blendtec

>>32970803
did i say i have anything against palestinians?
because i dont.
i dont see a reason to hate anyone if they didnt do anything to me personally.
i couldn't care less about the conflict, i just want to live my life in peace.

>>32970790
Tell that to the Palestinians whose homes you stole.

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>>32970790
>but really, dont you think telling me to die is a little harsh?
no
>just because i was born in a certain group of people? FIFY
yes

>>32970834
yes, because i, an 18 years old, who is currently sitting infront of a computer with 4chan open, stole the homes of the palestinians.

>>32970835
FUCK THATS A GOOD ONE TOO

>>32970536
Thumbnail looks like samurai jack with his scabbarded sword aloft.

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>>32970864
You are funny one, you'll get shoa'd first

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well folks, its been fun
i learned today that wanting to live a quiet life is a good reason to get killed, which is great.
i'm off to bed, its past midnight and i have school tomorrow.
i'll check up on the thread tomorrow morning, i'd like to see where this can devolve to.
good night people.

>>32970976
Goodnight brother

>>32970976
Night buddy. Don't let these autistic faggots get to you. Not all /k/ommandos are anti-semites.