>i wanted this gun to feel special, but all i got was a pair

>>32959639
Responding to OP's threads is like masturbating to a man in colorful knee socks. You know it's gay but something keeps drawing you in.

>the glock 42 was like your sexually conservative girlfriend
>doing a poor job at talking dirty to you for the first time

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>>32959639
The belt fed m60 is like a BBW model in a world of 120lb sports illustrated bikini models

sure the sports illustrated girls are great but sometimes i need a girl to lay naked on me and suffocate me, and they just cant do the job.

enter the m60

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>>32959649

>>32959649
>but it's not gay if he is cute

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>>32959806
>looking at fembois and traps has become normal because of the internet.
>tfw internet culture has turned us all into faggots.

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>>32959836

>>32959836
No we finally had an alternative for those of us that discovered women are not worth it.

>>32961444
>444
>women
>not worth it
fucking truth

muh hairline

Buying a Hungarian Hi Power instead of a real one is like buying an ugly hooker. It doesn't really sound appealing, but the end result is the same.

>>32959639
Watching this nigger's channel is like sucking glory hole dicks. After the first couple of awkward minutes, it's impossible to stop until your face is covered in cum.