Things your gun said to convince you to buy it.

"Something has to fill that hole in your heart."

>>32959407
"Fuck you buy me"

>>32959407

"you could never have me in NY...you know you want me."

"Show me a nigger and I'll pull the trigger."

"I'm like a whore the cheaper the better"

>>32959407
>you know there is only one way to fill the emptiness inside you

>I'd be perfect if you ever had to execute someone

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At least I'll never leave you

>>32959455
'Show me a snitch and I'll cap the bitch'

>>32959407
>*ping*

>"I'm fun and cheap!"

>>32959407
"I might become illegal soon~~~..."

BRRRRRRTTT

>>32959500
This TBQH. I figured I better build an AR before I vote for Hillary.

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>>32959407

gun: "I look like I came off the set of Indiana Jones"

me: "so"

gun: "I'm also a fun plinking rifle"

>>32959523

>implying Hillary was actually going to take your guns.

I already spent 8 years listening to conservatives REEing over Obama coming to take their guns. I had 1 gun when he was inagurated and 8 when he left office. It's typical republican hysterics.

>>32959589
>I'm too young to remember the last time a Clinton was in office

People ree'd over Obama just because he's a liberal in general, but Hillary has made a substantial part of her career out of the belief that civilians shouldn't own firearms.

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>>32959589
>I already spent 8 years listening to conservatives REEing over Obama coming to take their guns. I had 1 gun when he was inagurated and 8 when he left office. It's typical republican hysterics.
>the attempt to pass an AWB in 2013 never happened
>the white house responding to petitions to not pass gun control with "we believe in the second amendment BUT LE SALT WEPUNZ :^)" never happened
>Obama expressing regret that he couldn't pass gun control never happened
>Hillary's leaked emails that said she admires australian style gun control and wants it for the US, and her statement that you can have separate public and private opinions on something never happened

I hope you realize that failure to do something does not indicate a lack of intent or willingness to do so.

>>32959407
>"I killed Nazis"

Rooty rooty point and shoot me

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You don't have to wear short shorts.

But you could.

>>32959858
looks comfy

>>32959803
>I killed commies, tommies and amies

>>32959407
"You will never find a German Kar98k for a decent price, and you know it."

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>>32959407
"My rate of fire is beyond 1200 and i can mow down anyone that gets in your way, buy me you americunt."

"think of the memes you could post on /k/"

>>32959407
BLAMMO

I can pierce through level 4 armor

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>>32959858

>>32960048
Kit?

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>>32959407

"remember that girl that dumped you?"

yeah

"well dump a mag of me in her!"

and so I went to war

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>>32959407
I know I'm not the best. I don't have clean and polished lines. My grip is worn, my rounds are weird, and I'm old enough to be your grandfather. But I promise you this: from Berlin to Kiev, I've never let down the man that held me. And I will never let you down.

Really, I had no choice. And it's the only gun I take on s.t.a.l.k.e.r. challenges.

>>32960461
I'm so bummed I missed out on these when they were cheap and plentiful and the ammo was too.

>I'm not like that Austrian plastic slut, I won't go off in your pants... unless you really want me to.

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>Comrade, you will be of having quints for eternities

>>32960665
handnugget guy here. I missed the $99 mark too. I got mine for $150, and that 1072 round ammo can cost me about $300. But I honestly couldn't be happier with it. I know it's weird to say about some milsurp slavshit, but it's honestly my favorite gun out of everything I own.

If you can find one for less than $200, I would still recommend jumping on it.

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>>32960773
Witnessed

>>32959407

>do it...hillary will be potus in a few days...buy me

a few days later

>lol jk senpai lmao shoot me like you shoot your russian guns

>>32959407
>Cocking wings

>>32959589

>he doesn't remember when the Democrats tried to pass a bunch of bullshit including an assault rifle ban after Sandy Hook

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>>32960773
>>32960929

she's all-matching too

>>32959407
>ILL KEEP YOU SAAAAFE

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>>32959407
пoжaлyйcтa из иcпpaвить мoю зaдницy

>>32959589
You stupid fucking cheesedick pussy, they tried you fucking idiot they tried time and time again but we learned after a certain ammo was banned 7n6, and they went after m855, and mr fuck congress ive got a pen and paper executive order cut off imports of some of the best especially for the price imported weapons izmash, we the gun owning community banned together and held them back. So you're welcome son you're fucking welcome for your ability to upgrade your noguns level without every knowing anything or doing anything you useless fuck. Even idiots like you deserve to exercise your 2nd ammendment right even if you don't appreciate it.

"I won't sleep with other men"
You're perfect, Mrs. Hi-Power

"On ne passe pas!"

>>32961114
Pretty much this. Joe Biden WROTE THE LEGISLATION for the AWB, so is it any wonder that the gun owning community would be on edge with him as VP? And the idea of "the government is coming for our guns" doesn't mean that one day an executive order is going to come down saying "lol guns are illegal now kthxbai fags." It means that the government is going to continue to pass increasingly restrictive regulations until we someday get to the level of England (you can totally own one gun from this category of approved weapons you just have to pay five times the guns worth in taxes and submit to processing that normally only applies to criminals after proving to a liberal court that you NEED this dangerous weapon). The gun owning community continuously fights these regulations whenever they pop up. Pay attention to what the people in power try to slip past you lads.

>>32959858
Fuck off Wirty.

>>32959407
"I'm a gun."

I knew I was gonna buy it when it started talking.

"I actually killed real communists in battle."

(Said by my Spanish Civil War surplus 1916 Oveido Mauser)

>I'm a Korean QT and every gun gook that sees you with me will be mad jelly.

>>32959407
"I'm rare and obscure, you know you want me you fucking hipster."

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>>32959432
And yet they never do

>>32961090
How accurate is she?

>>32961090
Checked!

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>>32960773
check'd

>>32961466
The frog is with us.

>>32959407
Schieß mich du dreckige hure

>>32961411
pretty damn accurate as far as I can tell, but the furthest I've been able to take it out to is 100 yards. Somewhat pitted barrel, but far from the worst for a 1928 production Izzy

"my bore is smooth...stick whatever you want in there."

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>>32959407
>Take care of me and I'll be with you forever
>Unlike everyone else

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>let's kill capitalists said the AK
>let's kill commies said the AR
>Inside the duality of man knew I must have both

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Something about ninjas in the bathroom.

>>32959589
FUCK OFF ANTIFA

>>32959407
"You know I'm priced at twice what I'm worth, but you're in MA and won't find better".

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>>32959407

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>c'mon man, i'm cheaper than a K98k and just as good

>>32961768
I feel like makarov should have a weiner due to D I C K G R I P S

>>32959407
>I'm not that expensive to shoot! You'll just reload! Nevermind that you bought the press a year ago and never used it. I'm the perfect excuse for you to start! Heck, I'm practically saving you money by forcing you to reload!

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SKS - "remember the nugget you sold and now regret having done so? BUY ME AND NEVER SELL."

AR - "My barrel says I'm a pistol, but my brace looks like a rifle, and my lower was bought without either. I can be whatever you want bby."

>>32961114
exactly? you guys are diligent and you know you're needed, so there won't be any big lapse of that freedom
>>32961220
>nickle and diming away freedoms
I mean, this is much more possible, but even then, in Australia and in Great Britain these rights were taken away in one fell swoop, and we had an assault weapons ban here once before that was allowed to expire

>>32959407
>AWB soon, stalker.
when?
>NOW

>>32961090
>>32960773

If you were to get some BS custom made Maymay, PRAISE KEK stock thrown on it, some rich /pol/tard will pay you good money for it.

>>32959407
>Common, you need a full size 9mm
Beretta 92FS
>Common, now you need a compact 9mm
Glock 43
>Remember James Bond? but ooh, you're really poor right now, aren't you?
Bersa Thunder 380
>You don't have a 1911? What are you, gay?
1911
>Golly, Anon, that's a lot of automatics!... So, where are the revolvers? Maybe I could be yours...

Still debating what one to get. Probably a snub nose .38, but the voices will never end.

>>32961768
>What do Makarovs look like?
>*Generic half furry here*
>"lelele am doings polan ball speak here xd"

Holy fuck, tumblr is beyond cancer, whoever made that should kts.

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I've got target sights, a clean bore, and three magazines.

I'm also in .380

>I don't mind sand.

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"It's Nerf, or Nuthin'"

"Hey bro, I'll be your wingman to give you an excuse to go outside"

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Trust me i will be just as good as resident evil 4.

>>32959407
>I'm not numbers-matching, my finish isn't original, and I can't tell you any of the stories I definitely have, but you can afford me.

>>32959407
>"I may be worn, but I've got a wealth of experience and a history of putting down the wrong sort."
-Police Trade Px4

>"Kid, you can use me for WHATEVER you need and I'll look stylish doing it."
-Nickel Mossberg 500

>"If you had me in your hands, you could look 400 yards out and say "Fuck that guy out there" and do just that."
-PTR 91

>"I kill bears as easy as people. If you don't get me then you're a pussy."
-Glock 20

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Look, we both know it's gonna happen sooner or later.

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кaквo, пo дявoлитe, ce cлyчвa, имaм нyждa oт вoдкa и бoeпpипacи

~sam7

>>32959589
The real issue would have been her supreme court apointment.

>>32959407
"I'm literally the only 4" .357 for $300, and I'm built like a tank."

-EAA Windicator

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>>32959407
>USP
"What part of 'no compromise' do you not understand?"
(Pic related)
>nugget
"For the motherland!... For $119.99!"
>glock 23
"We gon fuck a nigga day up."
>AR
(South Park redneck voice) "If you don't build me, well then you're not AMMERRICAN!"
>m&p 15-22
"I'm like AR's little sister... Isn't that what you like?"

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>>32960773

>>32959407
>Muh innawoods maymay

"Hey kid, wanna kill some niggers?"
kek-9

"WANTINGS TO LIVE FOREVER MAKE IVAN PROUD? DA BUY ME EVENTUALLY YOU WORK BOLT FAST ENOUGH FIRE AS QUICKLY AS AK-47."
Muh nugget

>>32959407
Nugget
>"I killed Nazis and my ammo is cheap"

Savage 995SS
>"You need a .22 and you can tack me onto a deal for the PS4"

S&W 5906
>"All you need is me, a black suit, & and crazy eyes, then you'll be Steve Buscemi"

Browning A5
>"I look good and I'm mechanically interesting, just ignore the little bit of rust."

>>32970107
*659
Don't know why I typed up 5906

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>don't I feel good in your hand, babe?
>You know I've got a better trigger then that m&p
>you were going to replace those sights anyway

>>32959407
All of my guns : im fun
Me : cant argue with that!

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CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>32959407
"Building an AK is easy"

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> Slap me as hard as you want bby

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>>32959407
I don't know I don't speak fucking Italian.

Spaghetti spaghetti ferrari appletini or some shit.

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You almost died every day but all you want to do is go back to Fallujah

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>Beretta 92FS
"Buy me. I ain't polymer or like the last gun you bought"
>Zastava EZ 40
"Whats not to like. 40 cal, brand new, and I am a Yugo made. Yugos are best quality"
>M48 Mauser
"I am a Mauser. I don't need to explain shit"
>Zastava M70A
"I am the only gun you have enough to buy. So pay up and lets go have some fun"

"hey, im matching numbers, affordable and was born the same year as your late great grandmother" -1929 nugget

"Hey it will be like basic but this time when you clean me I won't be left to the next price of shit that comes through this company" -ar15

"Hey I have an Eastern Orthodox cross carved in my stock and a bayonet that is grey area legal in new Jersey" -Yugo SKS

>>32960773
Holy /k/ube. Witnessed! It is beautiful! You are one lucky /k/omrade. Also, now I hate you so much, as I will look for funs that have at least dubs in their serial.

>>32962387
You're a good person

>>32965690
Also have a bersa thunder 380. I don't understand my love for this pistol

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>I'm a compact 92f, what more could you want?
>S-Spare magazines...? D-Don't worry, they're easy to come by!

Bullshit 8 round magazines go for 80 bucks a pop in the miracle of a chance that I find one.