Shit Finally Hit The Fan

Razor boomerang

Ford Falcon XB GT coupe

>>32958809
Razor cockring.

>>32958809
I'd probably try to weaponize your autism. I would be invincible.

>>32958809
Inna Mad Max?

What other choice is there but a good ole sidebyside scattergat? But hey, that SKS in the new one was awesome. Also the grenade javelins.

Whatever kills me fastest. Survival types never seem to ask themselves, what exactly am I surviving for?

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lots of rope

>>32958809

flint lock pistols and scattergats/Blunderbuss.

you can more easily manufacture powder and ammo

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I simply leave Baltimore, Chicago, or Washington DC and their respective drainage basins and step right into civilization.

So a bus ticket?

>>32959385
What are you surviving for now? Are you part of a research program that saving the world?

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Flamethrower guitar

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>>32958809
Galil AR
Glock 40 with 20 round mags

>>32958809
A long stick with some poo on the end

>>32958809
SKS with a bandoleer full of ammo.

>>32959402
Welcome to bullet town.

>>32959541
Fuck, aside from the feminist heroine shit I actually kind of liked that movie.

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AK

>>32958809
Spork.

a pimped out AR15

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A letter of Recommendation from the US defense ministry to the Enclave

And a certification for good health and no mutation

Sawed off shotgun
Glock 18
M16A1
Short sword
Boot knife

>>32958809

A flail with a dragon dildo for the ball.

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>>32958809

>>32959739
>aside from the feminist heroine shit

That's more telling of how you view women than the film's portrayal of them.

>>32959997
Zog off with the sword. Those aren't useful for anything but hurting people. While that is all fine and good, I'd rather go with an axe. With that you can easily chop whatever there is to chop, be it wood, game, people... including armour made of scrap! Hurray!

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Can we take beneficial mutations as weapons?

>>32960112

>>32958809
Break-open shotgun/Marlin 336, Glock 17/19, and a fallkniven A1.

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>.357 revolver
>Winchester Model 70
>length of pipe with like 8 pairs of scissors taped to the end

My body is ready.

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>>32960089

>beneficial

Consorting with powers of the warp is never
beneficial it will bite you inn the ass hard

Truly heretic

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This one.

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>>32958809
Famas

My scout rifle and cz 75

>>32960188

>Molotovs for everyone, the game

I was just thinking I hadn't played that in awhile, too.

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>>32958809
Webley chambered in .455
Half Armour
Basket hilted sword
Horse

>>32960230
Swell choice

>>32960195
I'll bite your penis with my anus

>>32960200
What in the unholy fuck is that?

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The bolter.

>>32960289

Can't you read? That's a Callahan Fullbore Autolock

>>32960319

If you're gonna shoop an SG510 to obrez size, at least use one without adjustible sports sights. And get rid of that stock, too.

>>32960057
Doesn't have anything to do with that. It was obvious they were pushing an agenda in that movie. Even if it was subtle.

>>32960387
>It was obvious they were pushing an agenda in that movie

Oh get the fuck out of here you salty virgin faggot.

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>>32960493
You're the one who seems salty anon.

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Axe and shield

>>32958809
My night-vision and radioactively enhanced super speed. Plus the claws growing out of my extra arms.

>>32960493
https://www.google.com/#q=george+miller+feminist

its an objective fact you fag

>>32959739
>>32960057
>>32960387
>>32960493
Fury Road was a bit feminist, but it was not bad enough to destroy the movie. It could have been a lot worse. They could have gone full Ghostbusters on it.

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>>32959739

At least it was equal opportunity in death too. A bunch of them got killed in the span of like two minutes and were pretty ineffective for the most part.

I'd do a lot of bad things to good people for my own Gigahorse.

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I'll walk the wastes with my Big Iron on my hip.

>>32958809
my nugget, and my irradiated cock.

>>32960390

What a ridiculous looking piece

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ez

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>>32958809

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>>32958809
A weaponized vault that sustains like for 9001years

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>>32958809

>>32961250
>>32961332
I liked the movie but the fact that the creators of the movie were subtly trying to push their own political agenda was mildly annoying. All of the guns and SHTF related stuff managed to salvage the film but making Max look like an incompetent dipshit because "wymmynz be strong n sheiit" didn't do the film any justice.

>>32963154
Was that picture intended to look like a young angsty putin?

>>32963210
>>32961250
>>32960387
LOL little dicks

>>32963474
Nice strawman.

>>32963488
Nice tiny penis

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>>32963474
>unable to refute statements
>so we'll go with a dick insult

anti-guntierargument/10

>>32963474
The projection is too much.

>>32963510
>>32963488
These faggots def ndingntheir over-compensation issues.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>32963525
I know this is obvious bait, but fuck it. If you're gonna shit post in this thread, I'm gonna have to report you to the mods.

Prepare for... uh... I dunno. Prepare for something.

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>>32963525
Who's overcompensating m8? We offered perfectly valid criticisms of a mediocre movie and you got butthurt and went on an autistic shitposting spree.

>>32959739
>feminist heroine

But Mad Max 2 and 3 had feminist heroines in it.

I'm sorta ok with the fact the qt in 2 died.

>>32963560
>>32963578
Obvious samefag

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>>32963616
Ok.

>>32963640
Cool mspaint bro

>>32963616
>everyone I don't like is a samefag.
>>32963611
That doesn't bother me. They can make a strong female character but they shouldn't have to resort to making the main character (Max) look incompetent to do it. It's just bad writing.

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>>32963647
Thank you. I was never really good at MSpaint, but that's a real confidence booster.

You're totally not a shitposter man. Seriously, totally not.

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>>32963647

>>32963660
True. Never watched Fury Road, but I just watched the 2nd one on Amazon. All these years, and it is still a rocking movie. Kinda like Terminator and Alien.

The only few problems I had with it was when Mohawk McOpenbutt turned up the nitro and smacked Max's window. Wouldn't Max have seen that?

Oh, and the lack of pre-cocked crossbows in the tanker scene.

>>32963720
True.

>>32963672
>getting this mad at 4chan
Dude you're just as bad as him. Shut up.

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>>32960235
Isaac?
Oh and PTR/Browning Hi Power with a Ka-Bar

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>>32958809

I am ready

>>32958809
Food and water far away from everyone else.
I'm also stealin Margot Robbie. The rest of you can fuck off.

>>32963741
>>32963720
Obvious samefag

>>32963822
>bottlecaps
games aren't the same thing as real life anon.

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>>32963776
I don't get it.

>>32960289
The gun from firefly and the movie showtime.

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>>32963839

>>32960200
>needs air to fire

Sounds like a terrible weapon to use in space.

>>32963864
But you can make really shitty shrapnel mines with it.

>>32963864

After the collapse of civilization you could feasibly make a currency out of anything. Playing cards, gold and silver bullion, plastic credit cards, bent nails, and slips of paper with my face printed on them all come to mind.

>>32963488
He didn't use a strawman, it was ad-hominem. Holy fuck mate, don't talk to me or my son ever again.

>>32963920
Guess I didn't think of that :^)
>>32963929
True but I'm not sure why bottle caps would become the de-facto currency. Maybe for the metal content but other than that I couldn't see them being that useful. Seems like something like bullets or food would be a more viable form of currency. Perhaps even silver if you waited long enough post collapse.

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>>32963929
>currency

The thing is it has to have backing to be valuable.

That's one of the problems with Fallout 3 and 4 is that they have no backing whatsoever as the original people who used them (Hub town) only backed them.

In a real SHTF scenario, most people would be bartering. Gold and silver could be used simply because the fact they're shiny and everyone know they're tangible objects. Playing cards much less so since they're everywhere.

Stuff like food, water, ammo, guns, clothes, building material, electronics, and other useful items would be preferred.

>>32961366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Podnos3GnLE&t=4s

>>32964001

New Vegas touched on it a bit though in the quest where you have to disable the Sunset Sarsaparilla bottle cap press.

>>32964038
True, given how the NCR's gold mine got blown to shit by the BoS.

But those are trading companies and factions (excluding House) saying "we take bottle caps as legal tender". Meaning, that everyone else sees it as "oh shit, that must mean they're valuable".

Another reasons for the NCR to capture the Mojave, since Searchlight has a couple of goldmines that could bump up the value of their dollar.

>>32964001
What game is this?

>>32963963
>>32964001

Spices, candles, soap, informative books, honey, gloves, and footwear all come to mind as ideal bartering material.

>>32960322
Mira

>>32964088
Correct.

>>32964085
New Vegas is just a way better thought out game than the Bethesda ones. Hopefully they get to make another game because I didnt even getting any of the dlc for Fallout 4. Just seemed like a waste of money since the base game left me disappointed

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>>32958809
I only need the Hokuto Shinken.

>>32964087
This War Of Mine, its a survival management game based on the Bosnian war.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/282070/

>>32963900
Is there some extra stupid factor I've missed in relation to Vera or are you misinformed about the chemistry of gunpowder combustion?

If the second is the case then know this; gunpowder doesn't need an atmosphere.
The low temperature would be the issue to deal with for a space compatible firearm.

>>32964119
I know that feel, but at least it wasn't Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlBvZMBnK_4

Honestly, as they don't have Emil Pagliarulo, everything should be fine. The man is the Matt Ward n' C.S. Goto of Bethesda.

I think Todd Howard, given how he's in it just for the cash, wouldn't be above giving Obsidian another go.

>>32964239
In one of the scenes in Firefly, they put the gun inside a space suit because it needed "air". It's fuck all dumb, I know.

>>32964239
In the show, it's stated that Vera needed air to fire. It's not clear whether that was actually supposed to be the case, or just the character being uneducated.

>>32963822
Pupper and a cz75. This man is ready.

>>32964242

You would be surprised how petty Bethesda can be.

>>32963210
>half of the women are dead weight at best
>the "strong independent" women all die
>one woman manages to not be shit

>"wymmynz be strong n sheiit"
Why are /tv/fags so fucking stupid?

>>32960236
I liked how the motoloves showed the absolute lack of self preservation that the zombies had. You could throw one into the middle of a room and zombies would rush towards it because of the sound, only to set themselves on fire.

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>>32958809
Depends on the environment...but probably a shotgun.

>>32960390
>be innapocolypse
>raiding towns and caravans for shinies
>fucking around with mates one day
>see some dude wearing gas mask walking up to us
>thisisgonnabegood.jpeg
>isthatanairhorn.wav
>mates and me all die at once
>such is life in the zone

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>>32958809
horse cock.

>>32958809
All I need is full auto 10 round shootgun and a AK with x4 scope with sufficient ammo.

>>32958832
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-RmVY2OkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pVJj1xYPS0

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>>32958809
Since I don't plan to leave my house, I'll just put this on top of the roof.

>>32958809
Machete and anything select fire in 5.56

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>>32961409
eh, a carbine AR would be better
as would a shortsword/wakizashi
also you would probably need shoulder and arm protection too

carry your AR behind your shoulder ww2 style to conserve ammo, you will be more likely to reach for your pistol and squeeze off some rounds with that with your AR in that position and you can get your rifle into position and fire back once you are prone

>>32966791
You're a tard.

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>>32966904
:(

>>32964001
Well they were originally backed by water

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Probably something cheap as shit to build or run

>>32960246
>>Webley in .455

ZARDOZ!

>>32966618
Crossed plz go.

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>>32961409
I is stupid, what is that magic kebab remover? I give you video of doggo in exchange.

>>32958809
>.357 revolver with clip cutouts
>Double barrel with caliber inserts
>AR-7 type .22

a homemade machine gun built for firing 12. gauge buckshot. You know, that thing in metro 2033.

>>32969584
Mk 19

>>32970072
Wait, what? I am currently reading through the trilogy and there's hardly been a mention of homemade weapons, much less a beast like that, as of three quarters of the way through the second book. So I suppose it's the games thing. Are they good compared to, say, Stalker?

>>32958809
Nugget with bayonet thread

>>32970098
Thank you, may your journey involve much kebab removal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZYvCUSusQI

>>32970137
Yes games are fun, 12.7mm converted to 12g is from games.

>>32970072
you'll shoot your eye out kid

>>32970072
Duplet is easier to make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-BY3c0zvE

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kiss

a g-string, a ball-peen hammer, and the ability to hide

you need to be 18 to post here

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>>32969332
No.

>>32958809
AK and nugget as long as I have ammo

If I run out of ammo a bow and a spear alongside a fuckload of booby traps.

>>32963499
Stop thinking about penises anon.

>>32958809

I would wield rusty shit-encrusted javelins, a shield made of a ford hubcap, and a steel handaxe for close quarters combat. I would wear a suit of makeshift plate mail forged from scrap, makeshift chainmail made from steel washers, and Kevlar rags stitched and fastened over my armor and clothing. If I had a choice for mutations, I would want the ability to secrete acidic slime and inhuman strength.

>>32959739

> Feminist

> Furiosa spends the first half of the movie looking for her utopia run by women
> Gets depressed when she learns no such thing exists
> Max has to convince her that fixing what she has is the better option than dying of thirst chasing a dream across what's left of the oceans

I did nearly shed a tear when the girl with the lever gun ate a bumper though.

>>32971605
I promise not to burn you to death or use painful traps that nail you to a wall.

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>>32973219

>>32960387
>it was obvious even if it was subtle

nigga are you retarded

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>>32966791
this

>>32960390
Hahaha holy fuck that's stupid.
[spoiler]Brb drafting plans now.[/spoiler]