/k/ Patch Thread

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>>32952167
Where I got those
https://www.zazzle.ca/collections/yandere_operator_valentines-119424627653190471

Also
>WHEN

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Spent like $60 today on materials to make an arc furnace for casting

>>32952214
Do patch designers still get a free one?

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hype

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>order three cutenades from Skinwalker, along with a bunch of other stuff
>package arrives, only one cutenade
>email Skinwalker, he fixes order no questions asked

Thanks Skinwalker, you're an honorable guy!

>>32952241
>tfw not everyone can be like some of our patch sellers

>>32952199
>scissors on the left
fug lefties are pure sex

>>32952257
No lefties are just half sex, same w/ righies. It's all about the ambies m8.

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Got my 1121st platoon patch from Skinwalker.

>>32952276
>doot doot

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>>32952271
Fool.

>>32952302
Dear Ai,
You suck.
Love, Oregon.

>>32952302
gib alaska

>>32952302
I would suggest 5 columns instead of 4 so that you get an even amount of rows. As it is currently, you will have 12 full rows and 1 row with 2.

simple change that will fix my dormant autism.

>>32952342
I'll probably add a few more meme flags and it'll work out.

>>32952302
Rhode Island?

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>>32952322
Dear Oregon,
You swallow.
Love, Ai.

>>32952347
dropped my trip

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Is opsec dead

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It's order packing time!

Where my Wendy's niggas at?

>>32952399
No but he's close. He's been hospitalized for a while now.

>>32952399
Yes, his last wish before passing was that you send Ai money, and left Ai his entire estate - a few patches and stickers - in a nonsuspect last minute will change.

>>32952404
Had it the other day, didn't know they added a double cheeseburger to the 4 for $4 meal. And nigger, you better be also dipping your fuckin' chicken nuggets in that frostie.

>>32952404
GET THAT DOGGO AWAY FROM MY FRIES

>>32952440
I would be more concerned with the chocolate frostie, it could make him sick.

>>32952199

Next week if they are to be believed. Maybe Friday.

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>>32952404
>that grease in 1440p
>people eat this

>>32952302
Offer still stands. $20 for a La patch. I think there's only 5 of us on here anyway.

>>32952404
>dipping fries in shake

Is this normal

>>32952460
Hey...shut up, I can eat what I want to eat, I pay my bills, I study for college, I live my life, and I should be able to eat what I goddamn please without some snot nosed piggly faggot to judge my choice of food.

>>32952223
yeah why

>>32952404
Hardees is better

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>>32952489
You can eat my cock.

>>32952489
You can eat literal shit if you want to. Just ask NEET when patches are coming and he'll send you some toll free.
I'm going to judge you if you share your culinary degeneracy.

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>>32952241
>order stuff from skin
>package arrived a week ago
>got FN NATO instead of nade
>email skinwalker
>nade came in today
>got a free NATO patch
skinwalker is alright for a shapeshifter

>>32952488
It's not a "shake" it's a frostie and it's fucking delicious, the combo of the salty fries mixed with the sweet frostie is just sex.

Some people, like myself, go to another level and dip their chicken nuggets in the frostie, which is just as good.

>>32952392
>not doing the beaver side
We've got a double-sided flag for a reason.

>>32952488
Actually yes, it is

>>32952404
Wendy's got ruined for me by a mutant

>>32952541
Wait, really? What kind of state feels like it's necessary to have a non-reversible flag?

That just seems over complicated for things just like this.

>>32952302
God most state flags suck ass

>>32952493
Just making sure.

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>>32952445
Dropped on frosty. Pupper slurped it up.
>>32952440
She got the chicken nuggers
>>32952460
>mfw 130lbs 5'11"
>>32952488
Yes, it's standard operation
>>32952493
Hardee's is actually not. Have one here. Taste is sub par
>>32952555
We have the best Wendy's location I have ever had

>>32952568
One side is aesthetic. The other is informational.
Oregon was a technocracy.

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>tfw no Kurdish patches

>>32952533
profligates like you belong on a cross

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>>32952585
>not being obese means it's fine to eat garbage
I must have been born in the wrong country.

>>32952585
>Hardee's is actually not. Have one here. Taste is sub par

blows Mcdicks, Wendy's, and BK out of the water AND you can get what amounts to a quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich, fries and a drink for $4

>>32952597
Nugget dipping is a valid use of the frostie, you must have not tried it and are speaking from pure assumption.

Next time you go, try it, I think you may be surprised.

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>tfw fast metabolism so I can stuff myself with food all I want and still stay in top notch shape

And Sticker derails another thread with Wendy's.

And now yu make me want some Wendy's. Thanks.

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>NEET has McDonalds patch
>Ai is running KFC patch
>Sticker likes Wendy's
You know what to do sticker.

>>32952302
Red bar should be on the right side for TX patch

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>>32952652
feels good

>>32952585
The cashier had raptor hands, it startled me. I haven't been back since

>>32952671
WENDY'S IS BEST.

>>32952673
shid sorry, will fix.

>>32952671
this, we're going down the list of fast food places. Sticker get on it, I want a meme Wendy's patch for my upcoming collection.

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>when!!!

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>>32952302
Ohio looks fucking dope

>>32952568
How else do we distinguish ourselves from everyone else when we've got the standard gold seal on blue flag?

>>32952652
>>32952681
>tfw slightly below average intelligence, 4/10 looks, and the metabolism of a trout
>my only "gift" is being autistic enough to almost immediately pick up the interests and behavior of those I associate with, including subtle mannerisms and even accents
>spend the majority of my free time on 4chan so I'm regurgitated human garbage
>don't even browse diligently enough to pick up on all the hot memes so everyone thinks I'm a raging newfag

>>32952605
Just another mad europoor, call me when you want us to win another world war.
>>32952658
Burgerposting at its finest
>>32952671
I had to run out and get Staples and I was thinking about it.
>>32952682
D R I V E T H R U

>>32952671
>Lewd wendy's

Here we go.

>>32952818
>Just another mad europoor, call me when you want us to win another world war.
Reading Comprehension: Needs Improvement

>>32952823

Honestly, surprised this has not already been done.

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>>32952833

>>32952671
...What-a-burger patch when?

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>>32952693

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>>32952941
>don't air your dirty laundry by bringing A-list tripfag edgecore drama cringe to this board

literally fucking what

>>32952941
I'm personally just mad NEET doesn't sell his semen bottled.

>>32952941
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot if you insult neet again i will ruin youre life

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>>32952941
>that whole last paragraph
it's just liquid bantz, anon. damn nigga chill.

>>32952944
MickyD's is literally TRASH.
Except their Crispy chicken sandwich.

>>32952941
NEET did nothing wrong and is definitely not a fellon

>>32952983
never said Mcdicks was better
Hardees master race

>haven't eaten Hardees in over 10 years
>decide to try it one day
>get the classic
>hey this is actually pretty good
>they drop the $4 real deal
>so cheap I can't not eat there

>>32952972
yuck

>>32952978
>>32952993
oh boy it's happening

>>32952983
crispy buttermilk sandwich is not bad, hamburgers continue to be a flaming pile of garbage

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>>32952993
bless you, son

>>32953004
N-Not for anything lewd, pervert. I just want to breed you like a prize winning race horse so I can have more patch merchants.

>>32953005
Yes. That is the only good one.
>>32953004
>Hardees
You've been redeemed. But that doesn't count. It's regional.

>>32953011
I've been thinking about trying the King Cum supplement thing just to see how retarded I can make it

>>32953015
Oh no it's called carls Jr everywhere else
Whatever will we do

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>>32952941
>implying I'd bless anyone other than NEET with my love juice
I'm on nofap anyway, so no can do.

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>>32952955

We know it was AI's fault. Don't trip son, I'm kinda glad someone spoke out about this incident. NEETpatch best patch.

SIR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWF2xh5E8s

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>>32953070
>that entire fucking post

>>32953048
Are you talking about the zinc and lecithin thing /fit/ talks about sometimes or is it a single tablet that makes you cum more?

>>32952941
>professional
>Mongolian cave painting forum

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>>32952761
Don't be a sad cunt. There's a sick cunt in everyone.

>>32952941
You're an idiot if you can't distinguish tea or coffee stains from cum stains. Cum is lighter than that

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>>32953101
naw it's a whole regimen

>>32953133
he came on that like 6 months before I got it and that pic has my cum but it's only like 2 weeks old

>>32953133
>he doesn't know about running ink

some people need to get gassed

>>32952545
>>32952533
>>32952585
Huh, I had no idea. I'll have to give it a try the next time I can actually find a Wendy's.

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>>32952167
Currently in the works.

>>32953186
I need to come up with something that hates on commies and fascists because fuck fascists

>>32953196
Go full MURICA?

>>32952241
>>32952528
sorry i messed up

>>32952706
>eventually

>>32952671
i should do a whataburger themed patch

>>32953141
Well what do i have to lose.
Saved. Thanks familia

>>32953202
Commies: 0
Fascists: 0
Merica: 5

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>>32953153
You won't regret it. I promise on all that is electronic

>>32953216
some of the shit they have in there doesn't real, so you just gotta get the individuals

llike the zinc with selenium
I've never seen even reference to it

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>>32953213
When do you plan on getting more izolenta? I'm already 1/2 through my roll I got >.>

>>32953196
k e y

>>32953216
oh and I've easily came 10ml before so I'm kinda scared to see what it'll do

>>32953228
>k e y

k

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>>32953228
>putting genuine Russian tape on a Bulgarian gun
Boris, tell Ivan to get in here.

>>32953228
i have no clue, it took forever to get here from russia like 2 and 1/2 months of waiting

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>darkness shirt is sold out

>>32953243
>implying it's not all touching russian equipment right now

m 8

>>32953252
EMS that shit dude, tape isn't anything that shouldn't pass their checks so you could bring a shitload of it through in like 10-12 days

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>>32953272
it was EMSed

>>32953232
Well either way it is fun. I took lecithin and zinc suppliments and it payed off but i hate taking pills so i didnt keep up with it.

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>>32953260
>mfw something I want is literally impossible to find because manuf. stopped production years ago and I have to try and find a needle in a haystack.

Fuck my life. I don't want to shell out over $500 for something that should of cost at least half that.

>>32953260
You want a shirt? Email me.

>>32953300
>at least half that.

that's still pretty ridiculous senpai
What even is it

>>32953282
hey Skinny, why are doodles "sold out"?

>>32953310
wait you have a Darkness shirt?

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I laid down the lines for the RPG in proper perspective, so that's done. all I gotta do now is shift one of the lil pouches and that hand.

just gotta do that one hand

>>32953282
r u sure

My flashlight shit got delayed cause of Russian holidays and it still only took like 3 weeks

I think you got duped or somethin dude, unless it got caught during holiday and waited a month cause of that, but that's still the longest I've ever heard of EMS taking, by a longshot

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>>32953300
>mfw I'm justifying getting the NEETcorp bootleg upotte keychains by buying a few of the additional ones he's making so my desire for uniformity trumps my desire for the original run
I enjoy doing mental gymnastics just to appease my autism.

>>32953338
i did pay for it and have it shipped in november/december

>>32953338
he went through a contact I put together and it always takes that long

>>32953196
Im kicking around doing some upotte patches that are kinda related

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Alright. This shit has been going on for 2 damn days unbelievable.

Anyone care to clear up this gross mess so we can go back to regularly scheduled /k/ patch thread?

>>32952671
Dibs on Checkers, fry burgers have crack in them

>>32953320
No but I make tshirts. Send me a pic. And size. I'll tell ya if I can make one

>>32953341
if I knew of a company that could do the same quality for the price I got, you're god damn right I'd do it
Problem is I can't do the quantities required to get that pricing

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>>32953358
what

>>32953358
Which gross mess

>>32953355
>>32953346
Did it come in a bag or a box?

>>32953365
the fries seemed so much tastier when I was in high school, had some recently and something was lacking oh and in neck of the woods its Rally's

>>32953372
Well what are we talking? 500 unit? 1000? How bad is the price increase for smaller runs?
Not necessarily for uppote keychains, just wondering if maybe making proper bootlegs of more popular stuff long gone would be fiscally viable.

>>32953367
http://www.1999.co.jp/itbig37/10374138a.jpg (embed)

best I got yo

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>>32953314
I'm not going to say because it's not exactly kosher around here. But believe me, it sucks how little movement the item's getting.

It's like those rare armors on MMOs that are so cool, but people charge so much that they just sit on them all day rather than lower the price.
That's capitalism for ya.

>mfw I'm doing photoshop work to music from the 80's and '90s with a little early childhood 2000's in the mix.
Fuck me, right in the nostalgia.

>>32953404
I never do less than 100, but to get the round faced, super thin lines, I'd have to go with a specialty PVC keychain factory and it would cost a fortune at 100 pieces

You'd probably need a minimum 500 per design to even make money on it anywhere else

For you guys who make and sell patches, where do you have them made?

>>32953413
>I'm not going to say because it's not exactly kosher around here.

so it's Naruto, one piece, code geass, fairy tale, bleach, or some other gay shit

Gotcha

>post it anyway

>>32953444
Patch factory

>>32953408
Email me. I will not remember. I am drinking

>>32953444
I hide an industrial embroidery machine in my ass that can simultaneously produce 10 patches at a time.

I lay down some cotton fabric and squat over it like I'm going ot shit

The arms crawl out of my ass like a big spider and embroider it for me

http://www.gadsdenandculpeper.com/state-tactical.html?utm_source=cactusconnect&utm_medium=email&utm_content=featured&utm_campaign=2.10.17

All 50 states for people who care

>>32953454
It's not actually even something weeb like, I mean kosher as of "Welcome to /k/, now git out" kind of kosher.

>>32953397
Probably have to do with region, the ones innacity is nowhere like the ones down in Atlanta
mfw senpaitachi would hit one up before heading to local tcg/tabletop shop

>>32953489
sooooooo libshit tier?

>POST IT

>>32953480
thx senpai

Just got a Florida for my hat

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>>32953466
>settling for the Squatrachnid 3000
>not going for the Rectumbroidery 5008k with 20 spool function and extra cup holder.

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>>32953505
...pic-related.

I Think >>32953358 meant this >>32952941

>>32953386
>>32953387

Some anons are still confused by the whole "incident"

>>32953555
>implying /k/ doesn't love Sabagebu

>>32953555
>animated Squid
>not kosher

lmao

>>32953569
Ai got mad at me sending him cowtits
He came on the pic
He send it to me
I came on it twice
I sent it back

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>>32952941

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>>32953588
>>32953572
Think a little deeper on that picture. I'll leave it at that.

...or I can just find a photo and let you all lambast me for time immortal. I might do that in a bit.

>>32953620
just fucking tell us you autist

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>>32953620
I'm at half mast right now.
But I need you to say it.

>>32953620
I can't find the webm of the guy yelling at cats saying "do it you fucking pussy"

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>>32953629
What does this photo, >>32953555 , >>32953519 , and >>32953300 have in common besides being the show Sabagebu, more specifically what is the theme of the show.

>The collective "OH" heard 'round the world

>>32952399
He died

can someone make a pic of opsec on the moon

rip you fucking faggot

:[

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>>32953213
I was gonna give you an unsolicited suggestion to make an In-N-Out patch but it turns out they already make the fuckers.

>>32953698
ah
airshit

Post it you fucking pussy

>>32953698

Lard, how is Platy going?

>>32953698
They're all women.

Of course, you're transgender.

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>>32953728
It's going alright. I'm thinking of going through stills to get a better reference image than the once I have. Preferably with him using his Vz, but maybe the Thompson would be fine too...

I'll post up what I have in a bit.

>>32953723
Bingo, we have a, erm, winner?
This fucker right here isn't even in the Asian markets, meaning the chance of me getting it for my austistic Belgian loadout isn't going anywhere soon.

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>>32953588
もしもし、CSIS? 二名の犯罪者たちを法獄したいと思います。こいつらいやらしい外人たちです。一番目は「このクソ葉っぱ」人で、二番目はハンバーガー人です。早くIPアドレスをトーレスし、大砲してください!

All jokes aside, I can see why you two particularly want to stay anonymous. Holy shit.

>>32953780
Just buy an FNC-S faggot. They're only like, 4000.

>>32953789
>All jokes aside, I can see why you two particularly want to stay anonymous.
It's not like Ai's website is registered in his own name. With his own address. And his own phone number.

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>>32953798
>college student
>having money for actual funs
Pick one

>>32953728
And here's the current version I have. I know the font is kinda bad, and the text is hella stupid, but it's only a concept right now. Somewhat basic really.

>>32953822
Or you can just rev up Garry's Mod and download/install a 3D model of an FNC and stare at it all day.

L4D2 is also a possibility. If you're too poor to buy a copy of Gmod, I can gift you one. I have an extra copy from left over Humble Bundle codes. You have FB page by any chance? I can send u a code.

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SHIIIIIIIIIT I SHOULD HAVE PACES MYSELF! Im almost out of rum but they orders are getting out!

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>>32953847
I-I can't tell if this is a joke.
Don't get me wrong, it's a fine offer, but being around here for years have gotten me very pessimistic about life. I have the game anyway, but don't play it.

>fagbook
Nah, don't want to lose a job because I posted slut pictures one day. I do have a twitter, but it's mostly for /ak/ advertising.

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>>32953868
>2 KSMs
>2 Easy Peasys
>1 Kawaii Killer
>what appears to be $5
T-THAT'S MY ORDER
not sure why you're throwing $5 in for me but gee bud you're making me blush

>>32952528
>Get sent NATO patch by mistake
>Says sold out on site

End my fucking life

>>32953186
This is amazing
>>32953196
Dropped

>>32953722
We use to buy the bumper stickers and cut them up to say "in-n-out urge".

>>32953868
Hey Sticker, do you mind if you setup a FB page for all your "fans?" (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

>>32953908
You can lock up your personal account to the point where all the public see is nothingness. Talk to ニート先輩:ザ、偉くて嬉しい商人犯罪者 if you want to know how to do it™. Setting up a page does not reveal the admin account controlling the page. Also, it doesn't hurt to setup a "Customer Support" Skype or Line account for... well, customer support!

Man, this shitposting is fun. (*'▽')

>>32954033
hurtin' and a-yearnin' for a squirmin' insertion!

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>>32953948
WRONG. but know I'll now Wich one yous is huhuhuhuhihuuhue.

>>32954059
((((((ZUCKERBERG)))))) LEAVE ME ALONE. GET OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1


>Also
It's all gone. She's done ;-;7
Play F for sailor jerry

>>32954139
Wew, so stubborn. (ノД`)・゜・。

I guess I go old fashioned way via email then. (@_@;)

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Case: >>32952941

Ai shows no remorse or shame: >>32953059

NEET admits to using real cum in retaliation: >>32953147

Ai's cum could've been fake, but NEET couldn't scientifically have known it it we're real, unless he whacks it on the daily. Still an odd way to hit back. Like flinging shit and someone throwing shit. What we're you both expecting out of this?
That is like getting the biggest "fuck you" than getting spit on.
>>32953588

Regardless,

Moral: Don't publicize this behavior or do this type of shit to your paying customers or you'll lose their trust. Don't do gross edgelord shit irl and expect a standing ovation.

Case dismissed. Agreed? Let's go make some patches, KAMEN RIDDDAAAAH, GOOOOO!

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>>32954280
YEAH!

LETS GET DRUNK AND DO SOME- oh, patch making. Right.

I forgot that was the goal here.

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>>32954334
All fun and games till someone gets hurt.

>>32952671
>NEET has McDonalds patch
I haven't seen this? Is it still in the works?
Someone post pls.

>>32954398
It's the mac tonight patch retard

>>32953868
>ordered 2 sets of kawaii killers
>still not shipped
Send me my memes, fampai

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>>32954280

Tfw you knew AI was a filthy felon but are still gonna wear gloves (and if possible, sanitizing) when touching your NEETpatch contents.

Alls well that ends well, amirite?

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>>32954280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKVduWf3HmU

>>32954407
Ohh.
"Ronald McDonald Trump" patch when tho.

>>32954425
Nigga I packed yours first tonight,

>>32954407

That was unnecessary, you big meanie

>>32953868
ooh, raffle tickets, time to "support" my favorite alchy to increase my odds of winning.

>>32953213
>whataburger
Needs to happen bud

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>>32954535
Agreed. Best grease money can buy.

>>32954280
NEET has done nothing wrong and is an upstanding member of the community.

>>32954510
I'm not alcoholic! I just like a little rum to loosen me up and make muh knee feel well

>>32954583
we've done this before Sticker-senpai

we need more subtle cryptid/x themed patches
also local58 patch when

>>32952302
Georgia looks a bit fucky

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>>32952596
>tfw no sovereignty

>>32953186
square patches are for losers.

>>32953196
>implying it isn't an American in a PASGT helmet.

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>>32954334
here's a wojak edit for you

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>>32954676
alt. edit

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>>32954648

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>>32953948
I have farted in your baggie you Missouri boneboi

>>32953780
Ares is coming out wiht an L1A1 with optional wood furniture soon for like $450
DSA has a full metal licensed OSW for the same

>don't ask why I know so much about airshit
>I swear I don't even play

>>32953809
it's not tho
he gave me his real number and name

>>32953868
>went to the liquor store and got a 24 ounce Redds wicked, a 4 pack of Surly Furious, and a 30 pack of beer

I'm fucking READY to work at 7 AM tomorrow

>>32954031
>i hate freedom
~u

>>32954280
deal with it, nerd

>>32954567
when I buy Danny's CZ I'mma stop in to see my favorite Crypted and pick up some What a burger

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>had a shit day at work/ in general
>come home
>see my patches from skin
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

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>>32954994
>don't ask why I know so much about airshit

The OSW version is not popular at all. ASG makes a "licensed version", but it's farb-shit tier laser engraving. OEM is by Jing Gong.

The issue with "licensed" airsoft guns is that you're essentially paying for trademarks. So while the OEM one costs $100 (generic example), the licensed one would probably cost double that price. I'll explain in detail the ultra-gayness of "licensed products" tomorrow on normiebook, for you, NEET.

yet no /k/ patch?

>>32955182
pastebin

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>>32953224
> llike the zinc with selenium
> I've never seen even reference to it

>I never seen
>Hence, it is not real

Maybe you go read some books, eh? Maybe you go learn about how vitamins and microelements works in human body? And you go stop be an ignorant speaker about topics you don't know anything about?
Bad! Disappointed!
American learning is a joke.

>>32955193
i mean the original one, with just /k/

>>32955226
pastebin

>>32955244
maybe i dont understand, what do you mean? i have been away for a while.

>>32955269
the patches still exist and are still being sold

>>32955269
> maybe i dont understand, what do you mean?
Go to pastebin from first post and search for k patch in stores listed in it, ffs.

>>32955278
i was just surprised they weren't posted yet.

>>32954994
>when I buy Danny's CZ I'mma stop in to see my favorite Crypted and pick up some What a burger
wat?

>>32953216
>>32953224

Zinc by itself is doing 90% of the work here

selenium is good in general for hydration in the body but zinc by itself is what will make your dick shoot spiderman webs by the galon

grab you some 50mg zinc (already some in your generic brand 1-a-days) and add some peanut butter to your diet

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>tfw need to be up at 6 AM to work a 7-7 but there's a bunch of people at your house for a party and you've got a ton of alcohol and one of the chicks is easy as fuck and you could bang her if you tried

Conflicting feels

>>32955152
I dunno
I heard the DSA OSW was actually good

>>32955226
weird

>>32955216
>Maybe you go read some books, eh? Maybe you go learn about how vitamins and microelements works in human body?

>zinc and selenium work in the body therefore they are sold as a singular supplement

okay buddy

>>32955295
I'm gonna buy that short rail CZ from a guy and stop in to see Skinwalker while I'm in Texas

>>32955301
from what I hear selenium is good for the prostate as well as the zinc so you're supposed to take both

Any cool patches I can put on an IFAK?

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>>32955352
Take FAL pics

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>>32955368
all my guns are in storage at the moment

only old pics

>>32955367
try the pastebin

>>32955352
>CZ short rail
Fuck you. I've been looking for over a year for one now that I can afford it. Nobody is selling one.

>>32955400
he wants $3000 senpai
"afford" and available are two different things
only reason I'm even considering is because it's fucking mint

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>>32955377
>in storage

For what purpose?

>>32955486
Tossed them all there after I moved and haven't brought them to house yet

>>32955456
How mint? Pics?

>>32954280
>Agreed?
get fucked retard. i want my threads funny and full of memes.

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>>32953196
>fuck fascists
>sells facist patches

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>>32952302
How about a State of Jefferson Flag

>>32953196
Uhh?

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ROGUE COYOTE PATCHES WHEN

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>>32955182
>>32955226
>>32955292
did somebody say /k/ patches?

>>32956018
are you autistic

>>32956026
thank you

>>32955794
Mint means perfect, not " well it has a few scratches"

>>32952399

If the coma sucks this much I don't want to wake up.

>>32952302
I'm telling you Ai, this could be big. These could be insanely popular. Not on 4chan, but everywhere. Do a full-50 run and you'll make money even if you charge 12 bucks a piece.

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>get drunk as shit
>girl hanging with us also drunk
>eventually goes to bed
>wants me to cuddle
>tell her only in my bed
>she hops in
>starts grinding my dick
>moaning
>oh shit time to get real
>go ham on that pussy
>get her to cum with my fingers
>calling me daddy and saying her pussy belongs to me
>get major whiskey dick and can't keep it up
>also have to work at 7
>no sleep
>no orgasm
>playing captain stickybeard
>and captain stinkyfingers
>hung over as shit

>>32956145
n o o n e c a r e s

Also you're gay

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>>32956145
and you woke up on your desk full of anime tiddies to be mailed.

What the fuck even is this thread?

>>32956264
Everyones bored

Still seeing if anyone has a martian militia to get rid of. I knew I should have just ordered the damn thing myself from AI on monday.

>>32956167
That's the moral
I have like 8 package art orders to get out and I wont be done here till 7

>>32953457
>>32953466

Thanks I guess

>>32956372
Got any power level reveling stuff in you bedroom? Also post pic of grill. Need to see what kinda slut is willing to grind your dick,

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>>32956372
maybe this will get you going ;)

>>32956456
>file name

I wouldn't call the police

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>>32956456
>that art
what hath god wrought
seriously, that's not good

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Alright guys,

Here's a collection of all the samples I have so far for what's in production.

Now it's your chance to help me out. Take a look at these sample images and see if you think anything is off about the designs. Feel free to be as autistic as you want.

Some stuff I already noted:
Wardog
>top right and bottom left stars look a little blobby
>some of the lettering is dodgy (R in WARDOG, T in FIGHTER)
>widen the opening on the G in WARDOG a little bit
>try to make WARDOG follow the curve of the bottom scroll a bit more; it looks squished against the top
>will the border cut actually look like that, or is it just because this is a sample?

Osea
>smaller star looks a bit blobby
>can anything be done about the off-colour line running through the middle?

OADF
>add a thicker merrowed border? (is the border already merrowed?)

Mobius
>try to neaten up the lines between the outer black circle and the inner blue circle
>switch it so the blue water is the twill background and the brown is embroidered?

ISAF
>the bottom of the diamond in the center looks janky; line needs to be straightened

Erusea
>the bottom (top in this picture because the patch is upside down) star is off-center

Stonehenge Operator
>I think any problems with this one are just weird lighting

Rot
>make the lines in the right wing a bit more pronounced
>most of the stars don't look very pointy

Grun
>think this one is good to go; very impressed with how it turned out

Indigo
>the background and all the orange are the wrong colour
>make vertical line on t in 51st more distinct
>try to straighten out the text across the top so the letters are vertically aligned with each other
>will the border be cut cleaner than this on the final product?

Gelb
>try to clean up the 3 in 23rd and the G in Gelb
>make the blue on the goggles bigger and the strap on the goggles not stretch off as far (see reference image)

Please provide opinions.

>>32956581
I'm gonna need the source on that doujin

skin, everything I want is sold out
>aesthetic
>cute nade
>real fn nato


Also, I like this
https://youtu.be/WIw_5jHo3J8

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Look at this about to go to jail faggot

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>>32956611
>doujin
an untranslated manga

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>>32956662
Oh

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>>32956669
Also tiger dies after a few appearances, as she was a villain for the MC to defeat

>>32956673
That's one damn hot villain though, and I'm not even a furfag

>>32956723
You might be. I think she qualifies as dangerously furry.

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Sample's in. What do you guys think?

>>32956606
The name at the bottom of indigo is a bit difficult to read. Not sure if that's the font or the stitching.

Also holy fuck i want all of these so bad!

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Hey I underestimated how long it was going to take to get orders finished. Everything has been packed. Just need to make everyone's art card.

>>32954975
you better have stapled that bitch tight. I'd be hella pissed if any of that fart leaked out in transit.

>>32952302
the SC shield is dope

>>32956745
dangerously cheesy
also 4 boobs

>>32953466
You have created my newest fetish.

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>>32954994
Yeah, I wanted it, but 450 + extra mags + battery + a fucking flash hider is going to cost me an arm and a leg at that point.

Plus their bullshit propietary stuff, so if I wanted to convert it into a FAL would cost me an additional $60 for the kit, and wood furniture is another $50+.

They really know how to jew.

>>32954676
>>32954683
Nice. I can fix the font if you want. It is apart of one of the manga I work on, after all.

>>32956581
P-PKM?

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>>32957141
>PKM
no, something much more terrifying

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Anyone doing this one?

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Finally awake after a night of drinking, muh head.

>>32954280
You're the one who made a big deal of nothing buddy, and you ain't gunna stop us from memeing.

>>32957453
Yeah, called it a few threads back, trying to figure out a nice patch design. I think I'll also work with sticker on some stickers of it.

>>32952167
Is there an yurobased seller that sells embroidered flags? Just regular country flags.

>>32956791
I think you should stop ripping off historic patches and make something original.

>>32957498
Literally ebay that shit nigga

>>32956635
So is that supposed to be Ai or neet?

>>32956635
>>32957522
NEET did nothing wrong and is a shining example of excellence

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>1 box of envelopes left
>mfw realizing just how much packaging is coming up with all the shit I'm dropping

there's a patch downstairs
and it isn't mine

what a mystery

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>>32957838
What could it meeeeaaaan?

>>32957864
Get haunted Leaf.

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>>32957959
afraid

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Can we create a "Milk-Drinking Nazi"/"Milk-Drinking Alt-Right"/whatever label works patch in the same style as the "Pork Eating Crusader" one? Would be pretty funny if this whole milk=nazi thing catches on.

>>32958115
Down with the vegan agenda

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>>32958115
stop masturbating, start lifting

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>>32958115
So, Mikveh, the Jewish purification ritual, symbolizes white racial purity? Brilliant.

>>32957498
Actually yes there is, and given the timing of things that have happened I think the seller I'm thinking of is also where NEET has gotten the Rhodesia flags he's gonna be selling. As >>32957511 said:

>Literally ebay that shit nigga

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Do we know what the Red Steel High logo is?

>>32958264
Are you asking what the sickle and hammer is?

>>32955947
>>32956628
Why does everyone keep telling at me?
>working on restock
>rogue coyote I'll have a straw poll on eventially

>>32956145
Well, don't

>>32956606
Fukkin sweeeeet, I've been replaying some of the old ace combat games

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>>32958293
N-No... I want to know if they have an actual logo for their school like Seishou does.

>>32958346
I don't think they do.

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>>32956145
>tfw also got shitfaced last night
>but alone
>watching anime and packing orders

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>>32958406
sounds comfy

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>>32958439
Oh you betcha it was comfy, for the first half anyways... then the depression hit.

>>32956791
RESTOCK THE OTHER ONE REEE

>>32952456
Hey do you have an idea when or if you're bringing the Lamia Tamer Patch back and will there be another run of the Valentine patches?

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>>32958486

>>32958506
Is this the future? neither of those have dropped yet.

>>32958522
oh, well it says their sold out on the store. Is there another place to get them?

>>32958573
It says "coming soon"

>>32958587
Oh, ok cool I'd just seen that for awhile so I thought it was on there by mistake or something then.

>>32958486
>Tfw depressed at work today
>Tfw can't drink at work

>>32958486
>depression hit
That's not how depression works. The term you're looking for is "sadness". Depression is a serious medical condition co-opted by teenage girls and other whiny people to validate their petty problems.

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>check news
>P-07 passed
We are so fucking screwed, fuck this. I need to steal myself an American qt and get the fuck outta here.

>>32958764
P-07?

>>32958782
https://archive.is/QCcYF

>>32958790
That doesn't give any info tho

>>32958790
GG leafs

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>>32958790
why does our country have to be so cucked Mr.Ai?

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>>32958764
>it is now a crime to say "sandnigger" in Canada
Holy fucking shit.

>>32958764
So, does Canada have the same protections for all other religions or just Islam?

>>32958790
>elimination of Islamophobia in all of its forms
>BE IT RESOLVED that the Liberal Party of Canada strike a Task Force for the Elimination of All Forms of Islamophobia;
Basically it's now illegal to criticize Islam in Canada. Fuck this is Yuropoor tier at this point.

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>>32958764

>>32958836
Shit on Christianity all you want, but the moment you go after Musli- you're done for.

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>>32958764