God Tier /k/ Humor

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>>32943424
Rude.

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>>32943368

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>>32943424

>>32943418
so the police remove the grips form a pistol and lock them up separately?

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>>32943424

>>32943424
FK

>>32943435
Girly cartoons are gay dude

>>32943905
Trip codes are gay dude.

>>32943929
Stop calling me gay your fucking gay how the fuck do I even seem gay in the fucking slightest I'm straight as fuck dude your the fucken faggot dude fucken retard

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>>32943470
cougars a best pet

>>32944154
My cat already wants to kill me. Why would it be a good idea to get a massive version that could actually do it?

For those of us who cannot grow a beard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsTgMCfdBk

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>>32943424

>>32944839
that thread comes up every now and then
>magnesium and iron
>napalm
>incendiary rounds

>>32943424
Cunt

>>32943424
You faggot. There I responded.

>>32943424
Here's your (you) fag

>>32943424
reee

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>>32943424

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>>32943424

>>32945153
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>>32943498
>>32943435

Did I miss something? I've been on /vr/ for the past 6 months which doesn't have this shit and it seems these types of bait posts are everywhere.

I expect this on /b/, but /k/? Are guys fucking stupid to need to reply?

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>>32945174
>he wants his mommy to die in her sleep tonight

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>>32945174

>>32944600
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJPG4Qs3HB4
Just listen to that fucking purr and tell me you don't want one again

>>32943424
Not very mango town of you

>>32945174
I think it goes without saying that /k/ is very supersticous

>>32943424
kys

>>32943424
Fuck you

>>32943424
Fuck you

>>32943424
Fuck you

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>>32943424
kys my dude

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anybody have the 20mm M82A2 self defense cap? I lost that one and its always fucking great.
twofer as compensation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj34l-4Zqgg

>>32943424
Fug

>>32944600
It will teach you to respect the law of the jungle, and in time, you will no longer know fear.

>>32945174
More than half the people here seriously believe in skinwalkers. The rest of us buy up a shit ton of soviet milsurp because we think it results in russian ghosts watching over us while we sleep. So yeah, we believe all sorts of shit, now shut the fuck up or I'll sick Ivan and Boris on you.

>>32943424
fuck u

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>>32943424

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>>32943424
Not a fan

>>32943424
Reeeee

>>32943424
fuck you

>>32944600

Why wouldn't you want a animal you ALWAYS gotta be careful around. Picture after a few months. Your senses will be heightened, your reflexes will be quick....Or it killed you.

>>32943424
high quality shitpost

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>>32945777
here you go...

>>32948227
That's funny

>>32943424

Joke's on you motherfucker: THE GAME

>>32943424
can someone fucken translate i cant even read it

>>32943424
You double Baka

>>32943424
shit

>>32948109
thanks anon, you're a saint
that one gets me every time.

>>32943424
shidd

>>32943368
Can I have /k/ "as said - all them!" picture?

>>32943424
fuck

>>32944565
Holy shit I felt my IQ drop.

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>>32945174
>Are guys fucking stupid to need to reply?

Yes

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>>32945174

I'm sorry that I want my mom to live, anon

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>>32948109
I want to believe

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>>32943657
Lost

>>32943424
made me reply/10

>>32949295
pretty tough to drop from 0, pal

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>>32943424

>>32949809
God damnit

>>32949809
this is not okay

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>>32949809

>>32943424
gfa

>>32944095
Sounds like something a fag would say

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>>32943424

>>32943424
rip

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>>32943424

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>>32943424
LoL jokes on you

My mother already died in her sleep three years ago.

Actually, I think I saw this same image a couple years ago...

>>32943424
ur nigger

>>32943424
...

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>>32949809
NOT AGAIN

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>tfw I actually want my mother to die in her sleep tonight

>>32944154
Would belly rub/10

>>32949809
Son of a bitch

>>32943424
kysss

>>32943424
(You)

>>32943424
Ayy

>>32949295
>Mois T. Nougat
you have been rused, my friend

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>>32950961

>>32943424
kys

>>32949809
Where did you get that pic? Not gonna lie, I've been looking for it since forever.

>>32949809
Motherfucker

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>all these niggers itt that don't have an immunity doggo and cat
Shamefur disupray.

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>>32951285
Also; this always gives me a good chuckle. Fuck commies.

>>32951040
>>32951285
These poor creatures look very upset

>>32945225
I bet he fucks it.

>>32949809
Jerk

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there's a /k/ deck and it's pretty great

>>32951570
Pretend your Xyzzy is still up? Wasn't the owner running out of money?

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>>32951786
I dunno man, but its still working, that was just a couple minutes ago.

>>32949809
Get cancer jerkwad

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>>32943424
fuck you guy

Nice Shooting, Specs!

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>>32949809
this isn't ok anon

>>32943424
fuck off

>>32949809
FUCK OFF

>>32944805

Brilliant.

>>32943424
Go fuck off

>>32943424
die

>>32943505
Fingerprints, dude.

>>32943424
Fag

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>>32949809
fuck you and your eyebrows

pic unrelated

>>32949809
>>32949809
Mommy no :(

>>32943424
kys my man

>>32949809
you whore

>>32950203
wayne?

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>>32943424

>>32943424
:(

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>>32943424

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>>32949809

>>32945777
Wait was that supposed to be pro- or anti-gun because it made me feel very patriotic

>>32949809
fk

>>32943424
fuk

>>32943424
Well, fuck

>>32943493
I need this.
No joke.
NEED.

>>32944565
>Mois T. Nougat
Alright which one of you faggots was this.

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>>32949451

My mom "died" in her sleep probably over 1000 times.

Hardcore mode would be like "you will die in your sleep if you don't reply..." which is spookier.

I "died in my sleep" about twice.

>>32949809

I thought it would be a recursion or something.

>>32943424
Fuck you faggot

>>32949451
I have quite literally never replied to one of those, and my mom's fine.

>>32949945
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>>32950822
What did you retards think it was going to be.

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>>32953247
>AA sights
>on a grenade

>>32944565
>55.6x45 inch bullets
Child sized boolet when.

>>32953327
Flak gun my negro

>>32949809
3062065

>>32949809
fuck u

>>32943418
I need source article or something, holy fuck

>>32944095
Faaaaaaaaaag

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>>32949809

>>32952412
>

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>>32949809
SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE

>>32949809
nggers

>>32949809
God fucking damn it

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>>32949809

good time as ever to post Nixon

>>32949809
called it

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>>32949809
i wish i would just die in mysleep instead

>>32949809
No

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>>32949809
Wanker

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>>32949809
cunt boy....

>>32949809
Not riskin it

>>32944095
your're*

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>>32949809

>>32949809
fag

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>>32949809

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>>32949809
you got me

>>32949809

fuck

>>32949809
fuk

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>>32949809

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>>32949809

>>32949809
you should get killed by all those people disappointed by not getting their due from avoiding replying to your post

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>>32953327
Arisakas had anti-aircraft sights too.

>>32943395
holy fuck anon, its been a while since I laughed that hard. thanks bro

>>32949809
Ain't letting her die yet

This is one of the least funny threads I've ever seen on any board, ever.

Why are gun nerds so unfunny?

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>>32955728
Leave if you don't enjoy it.

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>>32949809

>>32950203
Dude my last name is haas fuggin weird theres 2 of us on here

>>32954872
>>32954899

Okay I chuckled at these.

>>32949809
God dammit it was so worth it. I'm not even mad right now.

>>32949809
Kys

>>32949809
Eat my ass

>>32943418
>>32953598
It's just a joke, you can buy evidence bags to fake shit like this.

>>32949809
still a nigger

>>32944565
>Mois T. Nougat
>Dee Gal
Ebin

>>32949809
fuk u m8

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>>32949809

>>32949809
Cunt.

>>32946962
>How hyped would you be coming home knowing somewhere in your house is a monkey you're gonna battle?
-Dane Cook

>>32949809
latfag kys

>>32944095
You are definitely a flaming faggot.

>>32945225
Well man, my experience with cats is that they spontaneously decide to attempt murder with no warning. The fact that my cat is 15 pounds makes this okay, now if he was 150 pounds with 0 genetic history of domestication, I would be dead.

>>32949809
Every fucking time.

>>32949809
Reee

>>32945777
Omaha mentioned, swell with Nebraska pride

>>32949809
>all these replies
quality troll

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>>32949809

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>>32949809
Great, now I have a reason to post this almost completely unrelated picture ^^
(not completely unrelated it's the German party most notorious for hating private gun owners, and the truth)

>>32949809
im not gonna reply to this dumb shit

>>32949809
You're a special kinda faggot

>>32949809
Fucks sake

>>32943424
Well fuck you

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>>32944154

>>32949809
Fuck you

>>32950203
So i'm late here, what did the guy post?

>>32945955
You won't know fear if you're dead.

>>32950026
>>32953613
>>32954844
>>32957953
Im not fucken gay dude my dad took me to therapy and I went to young marines im not fucken gay dude your fucken faggot cocksucker bitchboi
go back to out and stay in out dude

>>32949809
Nice one

>>32955730
What's the context of this image? I've seen it multiple times over the years.

>>32959227
Nutnfancy posted the picture of his wife's miscarriage online.

>>32959491
Oh god is that HIM?

>>32943409
>ywn have Costanza grips

>>32949809
Why did I continue reading after seeing all the replies?

>>32949809
fag

>>32959518
Yep.

>>32949809
Dammit

>>32943526
Does Doest his Doesthisalso Doesthisalsoexist Doesthisalsoexist Doesthisalsoexistinnonotato quality?

>>32949809
Wat

>>32943409
9/10, pattern should be reversed so George's face is visible when carrying on the right side.

>>32949809
nigger

>>32953327

I've always wanted to know source on that gif

>>32943409
>>32959637
>>32960163
Didn't this end up in an evidence locker? I remember seeing a picture of it posted with an evidence bag and paperwork.

>>32960249
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1514753/

>>32949809
nigart

>>32949295
Really? Because I feel like you started pretty low.

>>32949809
kek

>>32949809
YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>32959825
y

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>>32949809

>>32943668
thats a hell of a [spoiler] glockpile [/spoiler]

>>32960925
because he's an autistic doofus.

>>32944095
>straight as fuck dude
>fuck dude

>>32957963
if your cougar kills you who's gonna give her pets and cuddles?

checkmate cougar hater

>>32961301
Fair enough

>>32949809
NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES

>>32961321
I think you could say his mental state is...
Fractured but whole..?

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>>32949809
I'm safe, bitch.

>>32962074
THANK YOU BASED IMMUNITY CAT

>>32949809
Fuck

>>32962163
>>32962074

here here

>>32949809
Fuck outta here.

>>32949809
who even made those images?

>>32944154
Look at those bedroom eyes! It wants the D! I'd fuck it!

>>32949809
No

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>>32949809

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>>32962074
cheers immunity cat

>>32958041
You're damn right we do

>>32949809
my god you asshole

>>32948227
>opah rader

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>>32956318

>>32960270
I remember this too.

>>32965494

What game/program is this?

>>32965523
Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

>>32943668
Whatever happened to the rhyming guy? He used to be all over

>>32965649
Twas once a nice poet on /k/
Who up and disappeared one day
But if you'd ask me
I'd check /lgbt/
Because poetry is fucking gay

>>32965718

I like that Poem
It was of high quality
I sometimes eat paste

>>32950040
great Idea

>>32951795
>>32951570
What is the pack called?

>>32944565
holy fuckin kek
>Dee Gal
>if only Virginia Tech was a gun free school that would have solved everything!
Still laughing

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>>32944154
Dude loves his cougar...

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>>32944600
>massive version that could actually do it?

>>32950753
>Would belly rub/10

>>32959070
>nice kitties

>>32962973
>bedroom eyes

>>32966667
>Dude loves his cougar...


I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to post the other picture. And imply things.

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classics

>>32956318

Fuck I remember being in this thread. Was at the In-Laws reading it on my phone, and I couldn't contain my shit.

Anyone got the extended version?

>>32945777

>watch video on phone
>next video is 'I'm a dumbass'
>kek because I'm half asleep and watch it
>next video is the same MDA commercial, but with Ride of the Valkyries
>feel the need to share it with OP, so pull up youtube on net because fuck posting a mobile link
>type in the search bar 'videoplayback'
>porn
>everything on my screen is asian porn
>scroll through scores of porn
>give up and type 'videoplayback ar15' thinking the asian porn will just transform into porn with guns
>first video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9m4yfe-MAg

I'm going back to bed

>>32943494
Lol

>>32953654
Oh, if it isn't the catholic church!
And look! No little Timmy glued to your crotch.
Progress!

>>32943905
>>32944095
faggot. post pic of guns in your butthole

Anyone got Green text?

>>32967602
>here you go senpai

ITT:

/k/ humor thread turns into about a discussion about a shitty meme used to derail newfaggot threads while "oldfags" complain about it being a "newfag" meme.

also tripfags

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>>32967659
this

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>>32967800

>>32944154
Should I be concerned that the cougar is wearing a BDSM harness?

>>32967794
>can someone other than fucking hitler answer my question about lubing sks gas tube
Every time