/k/ Patch Thread

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Thanks skin! Love it!

... So was that really Guard or are we being trolled?

>>32934729
Yeah that's guard. He's a massive chad with a 3D piggu wife and everything.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJfJPxLntZU

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>>32934690
Is she wetting herself?

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>>32934690
Cute grenade, shimapan, and anime art are a winning combination.

>>32934729
What did "Guard" do?

>>32934762
Please do not broadcast your virginity so aggressively.

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>>32934762

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>>32934740
He's an all American boy. Probably a vet by the looks of it

Pic related, gaurds cock

>>32934802
Guard was fucking military police

>>32934902
I'll kill you

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>>32934937
How are you going to do that from the other side of the wall?

>>32934862
Huh, that's pretty cool.

>>32933856
This isn't quite what I had in mind for the patch idea, but I'm glad you did a version with your waifu.

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Finally got a sample for the Starbucks patch. Thoughts?

From what I can see so far
>green color is way off
>part behind the knee is white instead green, making her legs look way fatter than they really are

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>>32934961
What I'm referring to for the legs

I'm just here for the RWSS and 4U patches. I'm hyped.

>>32934677
>TFW those are my patches.

>>32934961
Do you and PK use the same company?
Colorblind shits.

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My favorite patches on my MAGA hat.

>>32934961
>>32934968
is there similar issue on her sides? Seems like there could be some cleaning up.

>>32934677
>moral meme
where? what?

>>32934902
Calling this one. Might as well run another Right wing squad now that I'm doing RWSS

>>32934986
I don't know what company he uses, but this one that I'm using for the Starbucks are by far the best for woven.

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>>32934961
SWATCH BOOKS NIGGER! THEY ARE $20

They invented the Pantone matching system to avoid such faggotry

>>32934729
I'm real.

>>32935012
I think they meant morale memes, y'know, meme morale patches.
>>32934961
Gotta say, even with the patch company flaws, it looks stellar. Good shit, Ai.

>>32934862
Nope. Was Marine Infantry. Patches are from a contractor position I had last year.

>>32934768
Was an infantry guy for 4 years. Got out, went to college, then decided to do contracting for ~2 years. Made a pile of money and got out

>>32935031
Fuck off sticker, I don't have $20 precious shekels just laying around. I'll just bully the company into getting it right.

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>>32932874
I'm sorry I didn't know he was called GOLDpatch

>>32932893
I have CAD and CAM experience, so it's not necessary to have someone else do it and like I said, the 3d printer method requires too much materials and resources I simply don't have

>>32933183
Sticker got me a quote for 3d two sided and it's fucking TITS, so we'll see how it pans out

>>32933240
>>32934546
Need that Darkness

>>32933358
it costs over $175 for a pantone one

>>32935020
oh. I like it better the other way,.

>>32934762
I may never get laid, but that my friend is grool

>>32934961
>making her legs look way fatter than they really are

THICC

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my collection, also does anyone here wear their patches?

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>>32935012
>mfw i fugged up
Yeah what Merlin said.. It' supposed to be "morale memes"

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>>32935077
At least I'm not a damned leaf!

Pic related you maple-cum guzzler

>>32935122
I only buy patches I could, theoretically wear without feeling totally weird just to keep my spending in check.

>>32934802
he was also my sekret santa

>>32934961
It's better if it's too dark green than too light.

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>>32935158
As weird as it sounds, wearing my patches is a lot like the few times I've open carried no one notices.

>>32935122
Nope. What would I wear it on? Not like I'm going to go buy some velcro-covered "low-profile tactical" jacket in coyote brown.I have an old flight jacket with a velcro are that I wear sometimes, but putting a patch on it would make me look like I'm doing a Top-Gun cosplay

You ever get frustrated by having to make a mew tread every day? Seems like it'd make coordination/big projects hell.

>>32935243
how does a new thread change anything

>>32935120
>I may never get laid, but that my friend is grool
Boner ruined.

>>32935122
I wear them on my pc when I'm LARPing clearing my house

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>>32935147
The rice niggers had the right colors on the fucking mock up, not my fault they can't see through their squinty eyes.

>>32935203
I've got a big satchel I put mine on, but I'm running out of room. Patches are a good excuse to buy milsurp stuff.

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>>32935093
>$175 for a pantone one

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>>32935275
>he doesn't think a girl dripping down her thighs isn't the hottest thing ever

what a fag

>>32935286
it's not just white, it's SUPER WHITE

>>32935120
>muh thicc neme
The original was thicc enough, the sample is nog tier thicc

>>32935122
Yee. I just sew em on an old milsurp jacket. Live in TN so camo is pretty common in public

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>>32935122
I have a big collection, but I've got a backpack that's got velcro on it and I put patches on that. Currently it's got;
>Razgriz squadron patch, applied day one, never been removed
>Winter-chan patch, for subtle removal of kebab
>Anglosphere patch, which just replaced the US flag, but might get switched back
>Wild card spot, was Caffeinated Spider, then Battle Dove, now is Ithilien Ranger, will probably be replaced with Evolution Skull if it'd ever show up in the mail

>>32935073
redpill me on contracting or ???

>>32935331
The age of soldiers of fortune has ended.

>>32934762
juicy juice

>>32935342
What if I just want to get paid for hiding innaditch?

>>32934947
>nationalists
>being deported
Wut?

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>>32935286
555c is different then 3425c. As you can see.

And when it goes from medium to medium, ie screen to print to thread. It can vary greatly. That's why it's important to use the pms. It's most like the scan of the proof is shitty. It will most likely end up close to the right color

>>32935269
>>32935269
Not being able to scroll back up to view previous comments, plus it means the previous is archived and gone within a week.... Does /k get externally archived?

>>32935362
You'll make less than minimum wage in the US. Contact the Lions of Rojava.

>>32935371
>minimum wage
wah?

Just seems to me that a traditional forum set up would be more effective for what y'all do in here. But this sort of thing is pretty /k/ so I gues it wouldn't work outside of it.

>>32935381
United States has minimum wage laws. 7.25 USD per hour. If you become a military contractor in the year of our lord 2017 you will make less than that risking your life in a sandy or snowy shithole.

>>32935093
>$175
That's why I have the same one from 2000

>>32935366
They both rook the same desu
>woven
>printed
I'll punch you.

>>32935403
But does contracting pay more than just being in the armed forces/Is there less bullshit/would you do it again?

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>>32935422
Nigga, they are different! Trust me. I do this shit for a living! And I've been doing it for a long ass time.

And I meant print like process printing.

>>32935303
A girl wetting herself after holding it in for several hours is much sexier.

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>>32934990
>awooshitter

>>32935470
fix where the leg bends and the green maybe the same color as the marrow

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>>32935436
Yes it does. Stop listening to that weeb. I made >$400 per day. There are some contracts that pay more than others, but you'd have to be literally retarded to think any of them make even close to minimum wage. Fucks sake.

>>32935492
When I get home I'll bully them.

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>WE

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>>32935521
WUZ

>>32935521
>WUZ

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>>32935532
KANGZ N' SHIET

>>32935537
>Getting cucked on your own stamps.

A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>32935521
Did you really go out of you way to buy stamps with nogs on them?

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>>32935122
I put one on my work bag and swap them out every so often.

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>>32935554
t. literally getting a gorilla on your bills

>>32935561
Saw em on display and went for it

>>32935585
You know that got scrapped when Hilldog lost, right?

>>32935585
haha, jokes on you, I'm too poor to carry around $20 bills.

>>32935368
desuarchive as well as the built in archive

>>32935403
military and contracting isn't to make money, but get free rent and food for the X amount of years you do it and GI bill
There is literally no reason to do it to make money

>>32935405
well if you've got a time machine so I can go back and buy one, that'd be great

>>32935477
yuck

>>32935603
sauce?

>>32935579
So is that patch referencing something or just fucking metal?

>>32935603
Except it didn't.

AUDIT THE FED RESERVE

>>32935470
Looks good, but you're right, color needs fixing at the minimum.

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>tfw sold an AR I put $500 into for $700
>tfw can finally afford to do things
>and by do things I mean buy more patches

A vicious cycles

>>32935122
Pretty nice collection. I wear my patches quite a lot, I have those Rothco hats with patch fields on them, and I've picked up one of those MilSpec Monkey hats with the larger patch field, and a MM toque with the same large patch field because I live in Canada. The MM shit has enough patch space to put on a Hotel Moscow or Operator Chan so I'm liking them. I do wear my patches in public on these (possibly autistically), though one of the mail ladies at the post office noted that the Hotel Moscow patch looked neat, so props to 2hu.

I also wear one of those combat shirts that typically go under a plate carrier innawoods, with a few patch fields, so I always fill them up before I go out.

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>>32935627

>>32935491
Youmu is so cool!

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>>32935666
>maybe a three fifths bill.jpg

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>>32933518
He offered it to me when I showed interest.

>>32934902
>>32935020
Darn too slow.

>>32935627
Are you going to run "The Nose Knows" or were you still fine with me doing it?

>>32935624
doom faggot

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So how much graphic design/art experience do the creators in here have and whats a good free program for a beginner with just a mouse and no artistic talent/experience? After reading a few of these threads and watching the animated parts of The Wall I'm really itching to make somethng, no matter how shit.

And so I'm contributing for once I ran Gadsen: 80s Edition through Waifu2x, hopefully its wallpaper size and clean (on POS phone). I wonder if its ended up bigger than Crunchy's original.

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>>32935624
You are HUGE!
That means you've got HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR!
RIP AND TEAR YOUR HUGE GUTS!

>>32935649
> dat pic

imagine how many pussies that guy grabbed

>>32935683
> $35 bill
> 60¢ coin or $60 bill

>>32935712
fucking what

>>32935649
You dont make a bit of scratch from selling your sweet patches?

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>>32935712

>>32935666
>3.50 bill with nogger on it
Do it, burgers.

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>>32935624
https://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/

Read and enjoy

>>32935728
I haven't pulled anything out of the account yet
It all goes right back into making more stuff

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>>32934777
Magically powered trips of truth!

>>32935701
my current res on that is like 7k x 4k. also, mice are shit for drawing get a digitizer aka drawing pad.

>>32935704
>>32935757
Of course its from DOOM. Still better promotional writing than "John Romero will make you his bitch". I must have that patch now. Annoyingly, I've just bought a few from Skinwalker and I'm int so I'm not going to be forking out for the ludicrous shipping again amytime soon.

>>32935521
>>32935532
>>32935537
Who is he?

>>>/int/70996788

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>>32935701
>experience
Too many art courses in high school and pastime courses in uni

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>>32935757
>>32935704
>we Ash now

>>32935778
Can't do that senpai, all my spare dollarydoos are dedicated to patches. Got a tip for a free program, GIMP?

>>32935856
just yarhar photoshop

>>32934777
>>32935761
>having shit tier fetishes

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>>32935122
Patch pride worldwide. I don't have any terribly interesting ones though.

>>32935819
Evil DOOM better be a mod. They mesh perfectly.

>>32935861
wat

>>32935807
I have no idea who she is, but irregardless I need that. Whats your store again Ai?

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I wanna make an edit to this so it actually has some real life relation.

>>32935876
>boomstick for super shotgun
>chainsaw arm for chainsaw
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmI3pJHIT90

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>>32935657
>patch fields
>mfw

>>32935897
probably in the pastebin

>>32935778
Maybe not quite 7k x 4k, but could you please post the OG then?

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>>32935897
Pastebin ya dip

>>32935904
groovy

I'm going to flip out if I see another store front or street sign. Looks like my first project is a Fuck CAPTCHA patch. Anyone got any ideas?

>>32935701
I've been working professionally since 2005.

If you're into drawing and you have a tablet. Go with said it's easy and lite.

As far as other software I believe adobe cs2 is free from Adobe. Otherwise just get a cracked copy. It has a bit of a learning curve, but there are tons of tutorials. Also just torrent Linda videos

>>32936040
>>32935701
*sai paint tool

Sorry autocorrect

>>32936030
>he doesn't know about legacy captcha

Go into settings and select it

>>32936030
there's a little settings button in the lower right corner of your screen

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>>32935966
So you're not taking on this one that some anon posted a few threads back?

>>32936084
i gotta work on it

I got the Rhodie flags in
Gotta shower and then I'll get them set up on the store

>>32935861
It's not a fetish, it's something that vaginal-Americans do when aroused.

>>32936099
this
calling it a fetish is like saying tits is a fetish

>>32936098
>>32936092
I am pleased by both of these things.

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>>32935966
>a decent HCLI patch
At long last.

>>32936099
>>32936111
Wetting is a fetish.

>>32936143
what's wrong with the official one like in >>32934770 ?

>>32936075

>MFW settings doesn't work on my phones browser so I'm stuck back at the CAPTCHA if I want to bitch about it.

>>32935704

>>32935898
Why edit it? Just make it as is you zeek spacenoid scum.

>>32936151
I refuse to believe someone is this stupid, and if you are then you're not worth helping. See yourself out at your earliest convenience.

NEET, I didn't get fucked by DMC, but I would trade legal tender for a Metro patch or six. Will you be selling the leftovers if there are any?

>>32936162
That's the shipping company's logo, not the PMC's logo.

>>32936151
She's not wetting herself, her vagina is secreting natural lubrication in preparation for coitus, ya dingus.

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>>32936143
I thought this one was pretty good

http://www.shootercbgear.com/product_info.php?products_id=8672

It's not rounded like the pic, tho

>>32936151
are you pretending to be retarded?

>>32936168
works on my phone fine
Did you save and reload the page?

>>32936207
I'm completely out, but I'm restocking as seen in....a picture I forgot to post this thread

>>32936168
>phones browser
Get Clover, it's on F-Droid.

Unless you're an Appcuck. Then fuck yourself.

>>32935966
wasnt semper spooky Opsecs work in progress?

Either way when and where do I buy that

>>32936215
But that's not arousing. Wetting is.

>>32936243
What's wrong with peeing girls?

>>32936257
hes retired

>>32936267
I understand that, so your taking over his Semper Spooky patch?

>>32936257
>Opsec
He's dead, hombre. Or rather, going to the moon.
>>32936098
Fuck yeah. Any chance you still have package art up for grabs?

>>32936208
i never saw the PMC's wear patches

>>32936278
I have it on a good source hes taking a temp LOA

but yea hes dead for the time being, whos gonna push out the Semper Spooky patch ?

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>>32936289

>>32936243
>>32936247

Legend, can't wait to pick that and a Hotel Moscow up! Unfortunately, I'm stuck on a potato iphone and its just waaaay outdated.

>>32936292
oh its a coming soon, so its Skinwalker whos pushing it out

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>>32936258
This is you

>>32936257
Hey "went to the moon"

F

>>32935122
Love the caffeine & hate, one

>>32935863
hi camo thread guy

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>>32936342
apologies apologies

F

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>>32936330
I wish I lived in Japan. They're more understanding than you guys.

>>32936315
>not windows phone master race

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>>32936313

>>32935863
oh hey it's the guy ThatGuy&Co keep shilling as if you were somehow making Rhodie camo cheaper than they Ivans

Fuck off

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>>32936399
God bless.

>>32936350
>>32936402
>""""""""""""guy""""""""""""

Only semi related, but does /k/ ever have keychain threads?

>>32936427
unless you have timestamped proof otherwise, beat it

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they're up

>>32936402
I wouldn't pay any attention to him, I never made anything except Karst and then it was only 10 parkas.

>>32936432
You're in one

>>32936723
Cool, guess I'll post my good luck charm and light along with my patches when they come in.

>>32936723
Hows Miami Gadsen (Gadsen Vice?) coming along?

>>32936799
Patch threads have been slowly widening up to a wider variety of stuff, starting with woodpatches, then stickers and now keychains.

>>32936823
Patch thread -> accessories thread -> ? -> gear queer thread

Calling it.

>>32936874
Unlikely. If anything patch threads will devolve into /k/ merchant shilling threads and get banned.

>>32936823
Whats the point of woodpatches? Where do you put them? On your fridge?

why are you niggers talking about me. Its weird.

>>32936903
Fuck off, Chad.

>>32936878
Aren't they that already?

>>32936880
You but them where you put your patches, retard.

>>32936941
O-Of course not. Whatever would make you think that?

>>32936903
Yeah because you haven't made a date with me >:[

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>>32936815
Ask me after the party gets started

>>32936944
But... They're inflexible, easily stainable, and hard. I mean, they look cool, but I can't think of one thing I take with me that I'd put them on.

People who own woodpatches feel free to correct me and explain why this isn't the case, chances are I've got the wrong end of the stick.

>>32936972
What is that, a floppy disk?

>>32937003
If you're putting them on your bag or rig it doesn't matter if they're flexible or not, and you can always lacquer them for protection. But I've been abusing my thigh patch and it's just fine.

>>32937011
It just occurred to me that mp3 players are now obsolete/old tech and smartphones have been around for 10 years.

>grabs vinyl collection
>hides in corner

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>>32936432
maybe

>>32936878
>salty he's not making money off of public commons memes

lmao

>>32937045
Remember when there were like 4 different types of Ipod?

>>32937029
>abusing

is that what the kids are calling cum these days?

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>>32937062
>cum
>during nofap
I have it on my uni bag, and I toss that shit all over the place.

>>32937059
Not at all. It was more of a word of warning. /g/ used to have prosperous trade threads until a few people set themselves up as retailers and basically used the threads as advertising. Now... nothing.

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>>32936960
nigger i invited you to lunch

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>>32937059
Is it just me or do those colors look way different than the art?

>>32934902

I... I love it.

Is there a way to get skin to do another run of sold out patches?
Really want to get a Real FN' NATO and cute grenade.

Has anyone tried actual embroidery? If so, how'd it go?

>>32937121
lighting, production, capabilities, etc

>>32937097
Yeah but thus has been going for a long time and more stores pop up only so every often

>>32937136
Seconded

>>32937136
>>32937159
wait, need the rest of this order like gloli, armalite, and FAL, then ill order a restock. sit tight ;)

>>32937164
Ledge, make sure to keep some Rip and Tear in supply too senpai.

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>>32937111
I'm just here waiting for time and place. Beard boi.

>>32937219
>>32937111
Just fuck already.

>>32937111
>>32937219
>>32937233
So who's going to be bottom?

>>32937111
>>32937219
you know if you keep hyping and hyping it will just make the first time awkward as fuck. Y'all just need to do what ever it is you're gunna do.

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>>32937164
Nice, ETA on restock?

>trying to sort website by product code because fuck it
>have to go into each one and save it having to go through like 3 menus for each one
>find out after doing most of them that it doesn't sort alphabetically via unicode
>okay lets try ASCII
>nope
>okay how about numbers
>okay that works
>doesn't support 10 being larger than 9

I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE GOD DAMN

>>32937269
>doesn't support 10 being larger than 9
Duh. This is why you do 001, 002. . .009, 010.

>>32935966
>50 Blessings patch

God I love you.

>>32937283
>009, 010.

and it would put 010 at the very front

Phone autocorrects "senpai" to "senpai". I ain't even mad.

>>32937291
Oh, so 0 is higher than 9.
That's right cheeky.

>>32937291
How about "999,998,997..." Maybe that'll work?

>>32937269
Ahh, I think I know your problem. Send me an email with all of your product codes and I'll order them for you.

>>32937310
*senpai to senpai

>>32937316
I'm doing A, AA, AAA, B, BB, BBB

It allows me to organize up to 78 items and since package art and keychains aren't in the same menus it doesn't matter

>>32937318
I got it bud
thanks anyway

>>32937326
>>32937310
you have to fill out a captcha each time, how can you miss it this badly

>>32937326
Oh its a board filter and I've just bamboozled myself. GG.

>>32937349
Maybe he's retarded and thinks his phone is changing F A M to senpai.

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>>32937356
>>32937357
holy shit it's been like 2 years since we got that filter

>>32937349
>How can you be this stupid

Easy, its 6 am and I haven't slept.

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>>32934762

>>32937349
No problem. Check and see if using decimals will help as well. Something like "1.001, 1.002, 1.003..." and so on. Think the Dewey decimal system.

>>32937243
Neither, sideways to be equal partners

>>32937357
Its not as ludicrous as it sounds, my autocorrect does some weird stuff. I do feel real fucking dumb right now, been a long time since I've been that clueless.

>>32937164
B-but I want to order NPS and Gloli at the same time

>>32937382
>stop liking what i don't like

>>32937438
She's not even pissing herself you mouth breathing waste of state resources.

>>32937415
>implying
Just put neet in between you two.

>>32937453
I know. That's why the picture is boring.

>>32937463
neither of them are tall muscly girls though
and by girls I mean have XX chromosomes and tits and vaginas

>>32937477
Why do you have to bring up something completely irrelevant at every chance you get? You haven't seen one trapfag asking where the dick is. Stop being an attention whore.

>>32935585
>$12 dolla bill

>>32937486
>caring about chromosomes
Pleb. "Girls" can get tits and vaginas in the year of our lord 2017.

>>32937500
>"Girls" can get tits and vaginas
hence why I want the XX chromosome

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>>32937519
Do you have a karyotyping fetish or something?

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Made some other designs, what do yall think?

>>32937532
why yes, I happen to have a strong attraction to people of the opposite biological sex

Fucking weird I know, but it's just the way I am

>>32937532
He just doesnt like big hands

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>>32935966
>Drive no longer coming soon
FUCKING D R O P P E D

>>32935863
Go away noguns tranny.

>>32937557
"girls" are female tho

>>32937557
Weirdo

>>32937556
Blood and Iron, nice. Making this yourself or just designing?

>>32937557
Just seems rather nitpicky since they can be functionally identical. Like hating on a reproduction gun because it has a different serial number.

>>32937562
There's a surgery for that.

>>32937573
"No."

>>32937578
I made the design myself. I also helped design the 'Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes' patch the STALKER guys asked for a few threads back.

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>>32937579

>>32937579
>"No."
This is paradoxical.

>>32937602
Where could I find "Play Stupid Games" and why Blood and Steel instead of Blood and Iron (Eisen)?

>>32937632
Man they start at like, 13 now. Shit's pretty cash.

>>32935122
Everyday when i leave my house, I put on my ballcap with my patch dead center on it.

Shit's gr8

>>32937643
Currently someone else will be selling them, Im sure hell announce it in the STALKER challenge threads that have been popular lately.

I though Stahl sounded better, but I'll quickly change it to see how it looks.

>>32935470
Can you post the original image m8

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>>32937556
It's "Blut und Eisen", desu.

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>>32937722

>>32937772
Thank

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>>32937500

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>>32937752
>>32937711
>>32937643
How about now?

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>>32936330
>>32936377
first we had centipedes, now we have piss; I can't tell if shit is getting better or worse

>>32937838
Neato burrito

The colour could maybe do with a slight tweak, but apart from that, well done

>>32937568
was an accident that it was labeled that :((

>>32937428
:((

>>32937256
nope

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>>32937881
Any suggestions? I think the Red w/ black background looks great. The WaffenSS and Flecktarn ones do look a little weird though.

This here is also another design im going with

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>>32937838
Helmet higher, next to Blut and und, it looks kinda odd, but that might just be me

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>>32937925
How about this?

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>>32937784
It's not gay if they don't have a dick.

>>32937925
Blood and Iron

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>>32934690
shit pic, but I got my bag back from being sewn. I'm happy with it. Still deciding what patches to have on it, and which to put on gun.

>>32937925
Blood and Iron

>>32937961
Make the Pickelhaube more detailed like this http://www.germangunworks.com/german-gunworks-sticker-75cm-p-3330.html or add an skull http://www.germangunworks.com/pickelhaube-pirate-german-seal-calico-sticker-p-3331.html
>>32937925
Blood and Iron

>>32937961
better

>>32938011
>linking women without feminine dicks
degenerate

>>32938062
liking*

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>>32938062
>>32938074
Sorry but cute boys with breasts and vaginas are my fetish.

>>32937845
what about hairy armpits? is that too weird?

>>32938043
If I made the helmet more detailed that would require a larger patch, but I can definitely work with that skull and crossed swords. But Ill try for the detail.

>>32938062
great, Ill do that to the others and then put up a graph to compare all my designs thus far.

>>32938083
I'm going to pretend that this reverse trap thing doesn't real and that it's just tomboys, because tomboys are awesome and you're gay

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>>32938011
I mean, if you like men, I guess so

>>32935684
Honestly dunno, if you haven't gone ahead to run it in March, then I'll pick it up desu

>>32938083
dude, if this is a girl(female) it should be euthanized

>>32938120
He calls himself Elanna, tripfag over on /lgbt/.

>>32938123
I'm just not so insecure in my sexuality that I can't fuck something that looks, feels, smells, tastes, and sounds like a chick because it's biologically male.

>>32938145
He is a girl(male)[with a vagina].

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Once more, heres what I have so far. With the correct spelling of blood and iron.

Rows A & C are regular

Rows B & D I raised the helmet to be in line with the text and thinned it so there wouldnt be so much dead area.

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>>32938168
>He is a girl(male)[with a vagina].
Whatever it has it's not a vagina

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Alright, I've told off the company to fix this shit, fucking lazy cunts.

>>32938299
color too

>>32938287
I take it you've only seen Thai jobs? The Canadian stuff is quite realistic.

>>32938299
My eyes keep being drawn to her sides. Where I believe the hair behind her is flowing along her side. Makes her look a lot 'larger'.

>>32938168
sexual deviance is a sign of emotional immaturity and a damaged childhood

>>32938415
So you only have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction?
Sounds like a sign of being extremely boring and possibly repressed.

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>>32938452

>>32938452
sexual deviance means you have no connection to the individual, you'd rather just fuck everything because you don't get enough satisfaction or connection from the individual, IF you even have sex with people at all

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>>32938415
it's not repressed if he likes it too

>>32938488
Sexual deviance means a lot of things depending on who you ask. I assumed you meant the usual Christian nonsense. My mistake.
>you have no connection to the individual, you'd rather just fuck everything
I also don't know where you've pulled that from. I never said I would fuck everything that meets the criteria, just that I wouldn't autistically exclude something that does over a typically imperceptible technicality.

>>32938581
>depending on who you ask.

And those people with shitty wrong opinions are wrong

>>32938581
>just that I wouldn't autistically exclude
>if you don't fuck men you're autistic

the only autist here is you, you flaming homosexual

>>32938581
>the usual Christian nonsense

every single person I've ever met who has a problem with christians for whatever reason has had major autism

Fuck off

>>32938581
>t. virgin

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>>32938282
I think it looks much better if you add details to the helmets. makes the whole thing much nicer for the eye with more than two colors

>>32938589
Agreed. Regrettably they make up the majority so I hope you can understand why I made the assumption.

>>32938596
>>32938625
Lowering the conversation to the grade school level won't do anyone any good. If you have something reasonable to say you're free to present it in a reasonable fashion.

>>32938612
I don't have a problem with Christians, but the Christian definition of sexual deviancy is basically everything.

>>32938652
>Lowering the conversation to the grade school

level won't do anyone any good.
nobody gives a fuck about having a good conversation about your off topic faggot bullshit

If you can't keep your own shit on topic, you need to take some fucking ritalin and get the fuck out of this thread

>>32938677
Are you just mashing keys over there? You can't even seem to quote properly. I'm sorry if I've upset you.
>off topic faggot bullshit
This entire thread is off topic, so I don't really see what your point is.

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>>32938711
and there it is

You're the same autist who hates patch threads so tries to bring up stupid faggot bullshit

Guess what cocksucker? We're at bump limit
And as soon as this thread is gone, we'll make another
And after that one? Another
And another
And another

Because the mods said it's okay and your autistic little fit over patch threads is never going to change a fucking thing

Pic related is you

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>>32938733
> not a 77

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>>32938636
good point, Ill see what I can do. Wont be near my computer for a few days though.

>>32938743
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
I'm just false flagging as them, I enjoy patch threads.

>>32936618
>NEETpatchguy
>8 bucks
You're killing me smalls

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>>32938784
you
will
never
win

>>32938743
>We're at bump limit
Bump limit is 310 my dude. Gookmoot decided that was somehow better.

Speaking of which, can we not make the new thread until this one is on page 10 at least?

>>32938790
I paid considerably more than I normally do
And $8 shipped is cheaper than a lot of places here

>>32938793
>at means past

I guess you guys really are good at redefining words

>>32938790
he takes .71 burgers, even for international shipping, tho. Much better than the rest

>>32938791
But I'm winning right now. I feed off of your emotions. Your satisfaction, your doubt, your frustration, they all sustain me.

>>32938807
>you guys
W-What? I'm just letting you know since it's a common misconception.

Saying we're at bump limit when we're not at or over 310 is plain wrong no matter how you look at it.

>>32938840
>you cannot say "we're at the store" if you are not physically inside the store

whatever

>>32938849
You can't say we're at the store if you're across the street from the store.

Well you can, but you'd be wrong.

>>32938855
>I suck cocks

The Post

>>32938863
You're a very angry person. I can see why you got in that back and forth with obvious bait.

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Thoughts?

>>32938904
the angle on the top of the letter is too sharp

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>>32938863
>>32938872
The joke is on both of you, following these reply chains up it's clear (as it can be) you're both baiting faggots. Congratulations, you've played yourselves.

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>>32938904

>>32938921
Shit, you're right.
>>32938931
Jin-Roh.

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>>32938931
Please tell me you're only pretending

>>32938947
I don't watch a lot of anime. I clicked on an /ak/ thread a few months ago because I saw some fine ass and titties and here I am. Now I have a 30 item and growing backlog just from stuff /k/ suggests.