Police helicopter circling.

Go up on the roof and moon them.

That depends. Do you have a laser pointer?

lube your dildos

>>32927020
Kommandeer it and throw commies out of it.

>>32927020
take a picture of it

>>32927020
shoot it with a .50

>>32927020
get rid of you're CP or go an hero.

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>>32927020

A smart move would be to check local news for reports of escaped convicts

>>32927020
Yell

>AM I BEING DETAINED?

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>>32927020
Hijack it with your grappling hook.

>>32927237
Better yet, paint a sign with that and set it on your roof

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>Not firing on the helicopter for violating NAP and occupying your airspace without consent

>>32927512
>32927512

this

>>32927020
Just sit tight in your basement. Your mom will take care of it when they knock on the door.

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Ancaps should be gassed

>>32927020
I had the same thing happen a few times when I lived in a shit neighborhood in Cincinnati. I went out into the front yard and flipped them off.

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>>32927073

>>32927020
>american problems

kek

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Go tear up some carpet in a closet, pry up some flooring, then carefully replace the carpet and hide the flooring after you've climbed in with a sleeping bag and a thing of Nyquil. Then cozy for 12 to 24 hours.

>>32927020

Lawyer up and nuke your hard drive. You dun goofed.

Probably a nog running around in your hood, lock up and affix bayonet.

>>32928464
100% yes

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>>32928464
>I'm so scared of people that I want to put people in power above me to control me and others.

>>32928464
Wouldn't you essentially just end up with feudalism?

>>32930467
The only thing you can assume from ancap is that the majority of a people in an area will put their wealth towards projects they believe in. If they want increased security they can pay for it. They won't ever be forced to pay for it.