Can we get one of these going?
Here
>>32924016
>>32924016
Everything about this post makes me angry.
>>32924200
Sorry m8
>>32924383
kitchen looks oddly like ALICE /b/ tard trap thing's kitchen.
>>32924099
have this
>>32924016
OP picture does it wrong. IDK why it's popular.
>>32926107
Allow me to improve that.
WARNING! GRAPHIC!!
>>32926464
>equipament
>>32926815
That's just how it was spelled back in 1945
bump
>>32926920
Had a similar exercise in scouting.
Simulation of rescuing a downed pilot possessing sensitive information, instructions are to make sure we prevent the ruskies from getting the info.
>find "pilot" lying in the brush.
>pilot complaining of back pain
>back broken, leg broken
>ask who brought the poles for a stretcher.
>nobody did. Timed exercise. Too risky to move him without a full body splint, because back.
>ask instructor to see the paper outlining our goals again.
>nothing written in about recovering pilot, only thing mentioned was to protect the information, they just assumed we would demonstrate first aid and rescue him.
>return to pilot, shake vigorously.
> instructor tells us we are terrible people, and to proceed to next event.
>won trophy for completing the exercise the fastest
No fucks given.
>>32924016
bump
>>32927160
That's hilarious. I love poorly spec'd events.
thread a shit
>>32929827
What now?
>>32929917
you a shit
Why is /k/ the funnies board? It make no sense but is true!
>>32924444
Quads
>>32925999
>Memes, memes never change
>>32926096
Is there a real picture that matches the text?
>>32924113
I love these pictures
Millennials learning a good lesson.
>>32929958
>1911
>pic of m9
>>32931596
where can I find more of these?
>>32931638
Anyone have the picture of the German Grenadier at the college party?
>>32926579
The look on the guys face always gets me.
>>32933181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFvjqzkmI9g
Do you know they're Australians on picture? Ivan my ass.
>>32933508
He was referring to the gun, dumb ass.
AUGs are Ruskie as FUCK!
>>32933626
Bad b8
>>32926105
>>32926096
>>32926072
>>32926040
What are these from?
>>32933706
Chibi RWBY.
>>32929958
ftfy
>>32924057
Lost.
>>32930032
You need this to do it right /k.
>>32924016
Still relevant.
>>32924113
>>32933152
>Ivan
>staya
Really, cunt?
>>32927160
I had something similar happen training plebs for E&E, (or SERE as the yanks call it)
>Drop teams off in the middle of fucking nowhere
>One mission
>Don't get caught for the next 3 days
>Get to the rendezvous point 60km away
>If you get caught, we'll whip on your arse for the remaining time in the training
They get a few hours head start, incentive is a 6pack for every catch team that manages to snatch the guys on the run. Given there's quite a few of the little shits out there, chances are if you're good at catching them you might end up buzzed at the very least on the gov's pocket. Now, short of shooting them, anything else really goes, you can tackle, punch and bash them as much as is technically non-lethal.
>So by day 2, all of them are rounded up and being detained
>Except this one group
>They've managed to avoid the pursuit teams and also slipped past the goal keepers ranging out near the extraction point
>Bad feeling the stupid cunts got lost and probably dying of dehydration
>If anyone dies, I'll have a lot of paperwork and it won't be pretty, get the goalies to check the extraction area just in case
Sure as shit, these degenerates managed to steal someone's old Ford and drove it there, spent the last couple of days hiding in the woods nearby
Well, technically it was a 'win' and we didn't explicitly say they 'couldn't steal cars'
So it was a few hours returning the car, fixing a rear window, the ignition and managed to square it away with the owners, plus a LOT of profuse apologising!
>>32924016
>>32934193
This thread is terrible.
>>32924016
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>>32924016
>>10054363
>>32934424
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1486441298562.webm
>>32927160
I lost
>>32924113
The high from election night is gone, but man, the thought of it just cracks me up.
>>32924057
It just kept getting better, mein gott.
>>32924099
lol wtf is this an actual quote?
I always thought just BS copypasta
>>32934437
I'm in tears
>>32924016
Can we have historical picture thread instead?
>>32936320
why not
>>32924057
praise the /k/ube.
>>32924159
Brazilian wandering spider venom has a similar effect to viagra, and will cause the blood in your dick to run out of oxygen and turn into paste (which is why you need to see a doctor if you have a boner lasting longer than 4 hours).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN0VtHez9xI
>>32934144
>the war has brought Ivan far from the Motherland
>>32924016
>>32935720
This, you can kill prestty much anything in the game with the auto shotgun in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>32936828
>War is not hell
>there are no innocents in hell
>>32931638
>>32924016
>>32938703
Does the LBE count if it's all shit I didn't have to turn in when I ETS'd?
>>32930859
No.
>>32924016
>>32938745
If it gets you bingo, I think that counts.
>>32935720
Not in Winback 64
Shotguns are awesome in that game
>>32935720
>>32938559
To be fair you can snipe with shotguns in that game because 1 headshot kills people. I should know, last death in game was from a guy half a screen away and his shitty 2 shot shotgun 1 shotting me.
It's not just a boulder.....
>>32939150
Oh my god...
>>32939150
You got that from a YTP you hack.
>>32939272
>implying anything in this thread is original
>>32939282
When do you think was the first instance of someone jamming their dick in the action of a firearm?
>>32939301
The 1400s when the Portuguese got the arquebus
>>32924113
>>32939296
Some oc
>>32938838
>condor
I don't think poorfags are that retarded.
>>32939500
What's wrong with Condor?
>>32939449
hey, that's pretty good
>>32938653
>officers wives
never again volunteer yourself
never again volunteer yourself
never again volunteer yourself
never again volunteer yourself
never again volunteer yourself
>>32939449
kek, bretty gud anon
>>32939569
>what's wrong with condor
I literally cant even right now.
>>32924016
Waaaay too much frog lube?
>>32940058
10/10
Best of the new stuff Ive seen on this thread
>>32939696
KEK. You sick bastard. If you build it, they will come.
>>32939963
I second this question. I have a condor jacket. It's warm, it was cheap too. What's the problem
>>32940058
That's pretty lewd anon
>>32924113
This is not /k/ related, fuck off back to /pol/
>>32940497
You could argue that since if he lost they would cut gun rights it would be /k/ related. But then they would need more then the picture.
>>32933136
Anyone have the screencap of the guy that got his dick stuck in a cat and had to flee the state?
>>32940058
BLUE BOARD YOU SICK FUCK
>>32939569
It's not in the monthly police gear magazine he gets.
>>32938838
Only stupid thing is the Russian hat. Nothing wrong with an AK.
>>32926920
Anon sounds like a good man, would gladly commit war crimes under his command.
what is wrong with condor?
>>32940781
This thing is from Toronto? The only place people get shot up here is in Rexdale and when redguards go wild around Eaton's Centre.
>>32940658
>t. Airshitter
Aren't you suppose to replace that burnt patch you have?
>>32939963
>I literally cant even right now.
Could you actually be more specific instead of being a dumb faggot?
>>32940382
>>32941536
I cant even even right now. If you faggots really dont know YOURE THE PROBLEM!
>>32924113
voted Hillary, but goddamn does this still make me laugh.
>>32940793
>No good way to draw smoke into the barrel
>Leaves
I don't even smoke, but I know how stupid this is.
>>32941642
not that guy, but you got nothing do you?
>>32936640
Good luck approaching to 30 meters from tank, to fire panzerschreck, under fire of 5 smgs.
>>32938703
I'd get Bingo on the "Owns 3 guns worth $300" when I actually start owning guns.
>>32938703
almost got me
>>32942867
>almost
Forgot about that free space eh?
>>32924159
>why did fire go out?
>why do we have to add more wood? the fire is huge!
>>32940058
I got an erection from that
>>32924039
Who the hell made this? It cant be more wrong
>>32924495
lost hard
>>32934585
I wish someone would do an archive or just an image-collage of the night of/morning after.
every fucking time, man
>>32943260
It's an ancient meme, the one who made it is likely with KeK now
>>32939711
kek
>>32934003
You killed the joke bro
>>32924057
KEK
>>32940497
Or you could just kill yourself with a rope
>>32939449
noice
>>32924495
Still the funniest thing I have ever seen
>>32944269
you're not the only one
>>32943095
What a fucking confusing chart.
>>32941273
>implying
It's just really unfortunate that Condor triggers your autism.
Not really.
>>32926040
>>32926072
>>32926096
>>32926105
>>32926153
>>32938749
These are not even close to being funny. The text is not even relevant on most of them. Everything is so chibi that there's no little details to make them funny, and the 3d aspect throws it off even more. It really seems like someone was like;
>I really like this fake historical photo meme and war stories
>I also really like chibi RWBY
>I know! lets put them together and it will be the best of two of my favorite things!
>So its a wall of text for a picture of two chibi characters sitting looking chibi, not relevant to the text at all.
>dont forget to make it black and white for that "lol fake old photo" humor!
Seriously, try harder...
>>32945453
I agree.
Anime is also for faggots and children. Gay children.
Does someone have a good picture of a french soldier during the algerian war? I want to make a ''Titus get the cross'' type of image, but I can't find anything satisfying.
Bingooooo. What did I win?
>>32946472
Have some my friend
>>32946472
>>32946251
>RWBY
>anime
>>32938703
I'm a normie.