Any of you guys fail penis inspection at the range? Going to

Viagra and Kegels

>>32918895
Just remember to trim up a bit. Makes everything look better down there. Nothing like that one weirdly long hair that sticks straight out.

>Tfw scared of going in the Range showers

I normally just wait till I get home to shower but I know its best to wash off the lead as soon as possible but I am just too shy.

>>32918895
Pass by whatever means necessary. If you fail penis inspection they make you eat the spent brass off the gravel

How do I get my falcon used to the noise of gunfire? Every time I bring him into the woods to shoot he flies back to the house after the first shot, and if he's restrained when I shoot he freaks out until I let him loose.

>>32918895
You gotta be able to shove a 308 completely down your urethra, like it has to disappear below the head, doesn't matter if they can see the bulge in your cock as long as the brass is not visible, you pass, and don't worry about getting it back out, they have special tools for that

>>32918895
1.Trim the bush and shave the balls and shaft.
2.Moisture that area after shaveing to avoit pimples and shave rash.
3.Before inspection go to bathroom and rub just a tiny amount of vaselin to the knob to give it a nice shine.

>>32919782
Discharge a few rifle rounds in the air while you give him a tiny piece of steak so he comes to associate the noise with pleasure. Do this a couple dozen times a day for best results, you can bring him to work and train him in between emails and also on the bus to save time if you like. Dont be afraid to do some midnight surprise training either, it's worth it in the end

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No biggie, usually just a one-time thing before joining a new range. Most important is to be groomed and smell good.

Like the old saying goes, "You can't shoot a Glock if the Range Officer can smell your cock."

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>>32919891
Can they keep me from shooting for the whole year if I don't pass or can I just try again the following week? Last time I shaved my balls I got a gnarly rash, was hoping just pass with a trim, but I heard some of the range officers will let you keep all your hair if you pass general visual check.

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>>32919597
I took a peek in the range showers on my last visit but it seemed kinda gross, luckily nobody was in there. I wish they let you clean corrosive out in there at the same time you shower, it would be so much easier than cleaning at home.

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>>32919782
You're doing it wrong

>>32918895
I dont go the ranges cause I have public land to shoot on, but do all ranges make you do a dick exame or something? Also showers? you know you can take that at home right?

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>>32921136
There is another range that doesn't do the exams but it's about 1.5hrs away from me, I think it's privately owned so that's why. They have showers there but there are only like 5 stalls so I haven't used them, but the medical/dick exam range is only about 20 minutes from me so it's worth it, they also let you bring your own ammo and not have to buy from the range.

>>32918895
Last time I had a penis inspection it turned out the ro who did it was off the clock and going home. Pretty gay of him to feel up another guys dick desu, but the actual exam by the on duty officer wasn't bad at all. I always pass even if it means they do an oral inspection of my penis. It's time consuming though. I'd rather use that time shooting, not getting my penis orally inspected by another dude.

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>>32921232
>letting off duty ro perform the exam
>risk of getting v&d by ATF by not getting full sign of by head officer with stamp

I heard some dude got the oral exam like that, failed because it wasn't signed off before he left, then in deep shit with feds. Either go to another private range without exam or make sure the RO is on duty for visual or oral, less you want to risk taking it up the ass from Jamal.

>>32921338
The whole arrangement felt off. This range has been going downhill for a while now

>>32919891
2017. Nu males.

>>32918895
>Those hits on the arm.
I think you need to aim more to the right.

I was going to make a no singles policy joke to fit in with the /tv/ posting and then remembered that's a real thing at ranges

>>32919834
>special tools for that
You don't even need this, just piss really hard

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>he doesn't tip the RO

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>>32923186
I always give the RO the tip.

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Yes. I went and the MEPS doctor told me my penis was too long.

Just kidding, she said it was huge.

Just joshin, she made me spread my asscheeks though. I guess she liked what she saw because I passed.

>got banned from my local range for leaving crab legs all over the ground
>some old dude nearly slipped on the shells
>starts screaming at me
>try to run away
>get thrown into the brass mines by the RO cause I didn't tip last time
>posting on a palm pilot some fudd threw down here a decade ago

>>32920935
Depends on your state here in Missouri, you can try every month.

>>32923242
You deserve it, I fucking hate when people don't pickup their crab legs.

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>>32923186
>Tip with a rip

>>32923131
Thats how you end up with a banana bellend