spoiler alert feb 2017 battlbox unboxing

>>32913646
>a kershaw knife
>some stickers
>spork
>keychain tool
>patches
>more stickers
>lifestraw
>maybe ammo loader

>>32913674
i forgot a flashlight

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>>32913674
no

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this thing looks cool but i'm not gonna fuck with it right now

>>32913679
>>32913690
>>32913705
at least write a brief description

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i flipped through here a bit. some good ideas but pretty basic stuff.

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extends out about 3ft. meh.

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this the complete package

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definitely gonna use this. been wanting one for a while but never got around to buying one

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this is a wristband/bottle opener. gonna have to look into it but i probably won't use it

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came with free jerky. can't complain about free jerky

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and that's that

>>32913768
so that's for when you don't want any icky wood touching your freshly killed squirrel?

>$50 for a bunch of dollar store tier items that probably cost $5 to procure

All these boxes are shit anon. Even compared to lootcrates and shit since they OCCASIONALLY have something unique in them. These are just what bubba managed to scrounge up from someones garage.

>>32913877
So its $150/mth for a random grabbag box every 30 days?

>>32914037
$25-150.

The only thing in this that looks of ANY quality is the knife.

>>32913705
>>32913690
>>32913679
cheapo campstove

>>32914048
>paying more than your phone & internet bill each month for random knickknacks
geez.... if it was $50/mth for teh premium plus, then I could see it being worth it, but really that just seems to cater to preteen/teen richfags who have access to daddy's trustfund money...

might just be better off buying $150 $1 lotto tickets every month.

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Not trying to shit on your parade OP, plz continue posting OC threads - they are blue moons around here. Thanks

>>32913690
$3-9 on amazon
>>32913717
$3
>>32913732
$5 BAM clearance rack
>>32913751
$1 Dollar tree
>>32913768
$3
>>32913777
lets say $15
>>32913797
$10
>>32913818
$25
>>32913833
$7
>>32913859
round up and say $50?
>>32913870
>as seen on sharktank
>its just repackaged Hormel's dried bacon you find at Sams club, except only 1/3 the bag
$4

So whats that equal? Anyone else think its worth it, or just a novelty?

Looks like a load of trash you might be able to get off the clearance rack at Walmart after summer ends.

>>32914115
I came out to $132, so figure in shipping with USPS's monopoly and yea, I guess $150 is about right, and the business makes a fair profit from buying it in bulk/wholesale. I'd probably support it, if I had $150/mth to spare and the other mysteryboxes were as neat as this one.

>>32914062
That's not just cheapo, that's straight out of china with no rebranding of whatever, they're 3 to 5 bucks.

>>32913690
>>32913705
Chink shit worth 7$ on amazon. Not totally safe either.

>>32913646

>"battlebox"
>spartan helmet
>"manly" trinkets and chinese crap

man, I resent the hell out of this shit.

it's a bunch of crap that you don't need and never knew you didn't need, packaged by a company that makes a living by jerking money directly out of your dick. Where are you supposed to keep all that shit, in your "mancave"?

>>32914353

instead of spending $100 every month to get some consumerjism sprayed on your face, put the money aside and spend it on high-quality shit with multiple uses - a really nice knife, a set of well-researched fire building materials, a quality waterproof outerlayer, a tent, etc. Then in a few months, you can have a collection of tools you can be proud of instead of stuff that someone bought for you.

>>32914141
I would rather just buy the things I need/want and not give some random guy my money.

>>32913646
Whether it's weapons, tools, food, games, etc., the "crate" concept is never worth its price.

>>32914431
Well its not exactly marketed towards rational practical folk with impulse control. You are quite right on better uses of money though

>>32913646
and once again you got ripped off, when will you people learn?
Save the money ($1800) for a year and buy your dream gun for Christmas.

>>32916248
it's just viral marketing.

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Suckers born every minute, huh OP?

These boxes are a cool idea, but this one is not a good deal. The people who spend this money are the same people who buy a condor PC. Just save it and get what you really want.

Some paid boxes are decent, but mostly for little 25$ items. I've seen some cool fishing ones, not anything you couldn't buy for the same price at the store but atleast it's a surprise every month. But this, like you said half the shit you won't even use.

>>32913870
>pays for a box
>free stuff comes in it!