>you will never ever get to do any cool SOF shit

Rather not have crippling PTSD and knowing if I die by the hands of Sand niggers no one will know but the DOD

>>32910851
Alternatively, you'll never be able to claim you went into death's cradle during the early 21st century once the whole Middle East becomes the front lines of world war 3.
Id like to go but the Kurds are communists and I am too old to devote 8-12 years of my life to the military.

>26
>never fired a gun once
>literally too old for military life

>>32910882
>>26
>>never fired a gun once
>>literally too old for military life
Just enlist and find out the fun.

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>>32910840

i want to enlist but the Canadian army has gotten gutted beyond the whole "canadian navy is a canoe" joke,odds are we will wont get involved with any wars beyond policing actions.


what the hell happened to us grandpa

>innarangers

So I mean.... Not like, y'know.. really real SOF... But elite infantry. Right?..

right?

>>32910840
too young for viet nam, too old for desert storm

my only hope is to be recruited as a spook now.

>>32910840
is there are reason why these shitbirds don't blouse their boots anymore?

>>32911391

>let me just waste my time to restrict my movements

i mean fuck the only reason i ever bloused is if there was an officer around

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>>32910840
Regular Infantry stuff worked for me when there was actually a war going on.

>Probably saw more than special forces would today

Feels John Goodman.

>>32911391
Hello terminally CONUS POG, what kind of shamming and uselessness will you be engaging in today?

>>32911412

>tfw you came of age right as the war ended

maybe i lucked out? im not sure

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>>32911380
The Rangers are SOF like a V6 Mustang is a super car.

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>>32911417
It's all relative to the individual.

Nobody can decide when they were born. My Uncle-in-law Philip was an 0311 like I was. He didn't see any combat but he's cooler than hell, if you're anti-social like me. Since you're on 4chan it's a safe bet you're too.

I could of joined at 18, I'd of been their during 2003, if you aren't retarded you could do the math of my age. Instead I joined at 20 and did 2005-2009.

I never thought I'd join the military. We were at war, surge going on. So I joined up.

And don't ever let anyone tell you Marines didn't fight dragons. You just have to drop 3 tabs of LSD in your barracks room and that bastard shows up.

>>32911391
Special forces always break the small rules just so you think they're bad ass. "I'm gonna grow a beard because I can, and not dying from CBRN is overrated."

>>32911498
When you forget what the special forces do and that beards help blend and connect with the local populace, and that a bunch of dirt farmers don't have CBRN capabilities

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>tfw I can never operate for the US government because I sleepwalk


At least I can practice for SHTF and do reloading drills

>>32911391
because blousing boots was only ever a status symbol to begin with.

then the Big Army was like, "airborne blouses their boots, and they're cool, so if we blouse our boots everyone will think we're cool too!" and ruined it just like they did with berets

not that it matters because airborne school is a watered down joke anyways and no one in an actual airborne unit gives a single fuck about it, it literally only exists so POG officers can put something shiny on their uniforms

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>>32912390
Lol ok.

White dudes in american uniforms with american guns and american combat equipment in american vehicles during a time when american troops are occupying your nation need beards to blend in?

Nah, they just follow relaxed grooming standards because they can. Anything else is a fucking excuse.

>>32910840
>dying for Israel
>dying for Trump
and that's if you're lucky, otherwise
>dying for some random muslim goatfucker

No thanks.

>>32911498
>Special forces always break the small rules just so you think they're bad ass.
this so much

and retards like the ones here lap it up

>>32911391
flash burns.

>>32912451

t.
leg

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>>32911391
Some civilian told me we don't blouse our boots, we blouse our pants.

Just civilian things. (Btw I'm a civilian now, thank jebus).

>>32912454
>Nah, they just follow relaxed grooming standards because they can.
Lazy SOF niggers.

>>32911367
John Diefenbaker. A fucking conservative as well. I mean the liberals would have cancelled it as well but fuck off man, we had the 3rd (FUCKING THIRD) LARGEST NAVY IN THE WORLD. THE FUCKING WORLD AFTER WWII.

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>>32912443
>jury rigged bull pup M14

>>32912697
Highly doubt its bullpup. I think he glued or screwed in an M60 grip to the front as a sort of makeshift foregrip. Doubt he'd have his finger in the trigger guard otherwise.

>>32912620
nope. I've been to airborne school so don't try and tell me that shit's hard.

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>>32912741
I've told this story before, probably tell it again. My squad leader went through Ranger School. 0311.

So we all thought it must have been cool. He said it was less than what we did as 0311's on a daily basis. He got to jump out of a plain is the only cool thing. Earned jump wings. And for a Marine that's pretty fucking rare. You rate wearing them on your cammies.

>>32912390
They're special ops, not fucking James Bond, why would you need to blend? Also, bleach and chlorine aren't exactly hard to get a hold of. They might not have nerve agents or nuclear weaponry but EVERYONE has CBRN capabilities.

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>>32910840
Been there, done that.

Why didn't you faggots go to RIP in 2007?

>>32912808
>plane*
This is why you were an 0311

>>32912951
Yep. Proudly.

>>32912937
Beards aren't to blend but Afghani soldiers did tell me the 'bearded warriors' were respected.
t. officer who cant grow a beard.

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>>32912994
No one respects officers, even if they have a bitching beard
t. The average enlisted man

>>32910861
>Id like to go but the Kurds are communists
Who cares? I think we're better off supporting nations like Kurdistan and leaving their government in tact than we are trying to topple it and installing a democracy for them. It blows up in our face every time.

>I am too old to devote 8-12 years of my life to the military.
Then make a career out of it and enjoy that pension.

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>>32913236
Well I was talking about special forces with beards. not me, dick.

>>32913371
It's ok sir, the WO will stroke your ego for you.

>>32913415
Hey man, It's ok I get it, you are just mad I got to enjoy a nice army college with a very big library.

>>32912390
The cultural thing is a meme, special forces have disregarded that shit way before the war on terror

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>>32914023
You're not wrong. It's mainly just fresh officers. The idea that they have rank on me but are complete fucking retards.

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But I am SOF anon. SOLL2 but still SOF.

>>32912808
Your SL is fuckin boot, you sound like a boot too.