Schwerer Gustav

your mom's asshole

Shoot it obviously

Take it to my local indoor range and get some practice with my new HD gun.

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this

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Home defense.

>>32910750
nothing because /k/ would have to recruit /n/ to move the thing but /n/ is all bike queers and the two train fags left don't care.

Get some shells for it first

then employ some mathematicians to how to aim it

then shoot it at some significant object and utterly obliterate it

>>32910750
Shell Chads house

Fucking Chad

You know, I'm curious. Would it be possible to create a nuclear shell for this thing? I don't care much about the practicality of it, as I recognise there is none. I just want to know if it would actually work out if the shock from the powder charge would detonate it.

>>32911430
Maybe not conventional nuclear, but definitely a 'dirty' shell

>>32911430
probably, in the cold war everything was a nuke. look up the davie crocket.

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>>32910750

>hard mode:

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Train Robberies.

>>32911430
They allegedly could fit a nuke in a 105mm and the nuclear 155mm definitely 100% existed so yeah it's possible.
Also nukes don't explode on impact like that.

okay guys choice
1 Gustav or 2 Karls

>>32911539
Might actually go with the Karls, since the Gustav needs to be on its special tracks to even move anywhere.

>be me
>walking home from work
>car is messed up from some idiot
>I have the shitiest job in the world.
>All I want is one gift
>the best thing the Germans ever made
>I want to kill the people that messed up my car
>And the people that helped me get this job
>So back to my walk
>I'm walking home
>I see this nice 'person of color'
>Comes up to me, asks for money
>Give it to him
>He starts running away
>Pull out my CC
>Kill him

>I get to his body, call 9/11
>Once I was at his body I heard this voice
>The voice of a dead nigger fairy
>He said
>"you get ze best of ze German engineering "
>OK?

>Deal with the crap with killing the nigger
>Get home
>Its about 3 miles, hate the walking
>Pass out because very tired
>Wake up the next morning
>Look out in my back yard
>See a huge fucking gun like thing
>Whatthefuck.jpg

>Go to it
>there is a note
>"The nigger fairy has brought the weapon with a loaded shell. Every 10 days you get a new shell"
>Thank you nigger fairy

>I learn how to aim it, somewhat
>Trying to see if I can get it to blow up the nigger palace near me(ghetto)
>Looking back at old geometry notes
>Think I have it lined up
>Its 6 in the next morning, gotten no sleep
>fuck it, get ready to shoot it by putting on as much ear protection I can put on
>contemplated building a box for me to be in so I don't loose my ears
>Shoot it
>Hear nearly 1000 windows break
>10 seconds later hear a huge boom
>RIP nigger palace
>Police don't know what to do
>No one even knows what happened

>The nigger fairy works in weird ways because the police never questioned me about the fucking cannon in my back yard
> Still don't know what to do
>Just a little bit longer for me to be able to get a new shell
I'm thinking of getting a fuck ton of tractors from farmers in the surrounding areas around me or a place where I can rent a fuck ton of tractors. Any tips? Please no videos because I can still barely hear

>>32910928
>take it to range
>"no rapid fire"
>no problem

>>32911939
That was terrible.

>>32912692
I know
I have nothing better to do right now