/k/ Patch Thread

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explosions best path

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Got samples for the Kotori Fried Chicken. I think the lighting makes her look mexican... otherwise I think she should be fine

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>>32909386
You should probably confirm whether that is indeed the correct color before you get them made.

Maybe ask for the sample for better images?

>>32909400
Talked with skin, this company apparently takes pride in their badly lit pictures.

>>32909386
I'm assuming it'll be 3.5"x3.5"?

>>32909411
imo, that is a little toooo dark. not normal dark

>>32909386
>3.5"
that's fucking huge

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>>32909421
Yeah, gotta match the starbucks patch.
>I'M STILL WAITING ON THE FUCKING SAMPLE, REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32909411
Hm, alright. I mean, worse comes to worse, you got El Kotori's Fried Pollo instead.

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Also, I'm working on the Platy patch now, but I need some good text to apply to it. Just some random thoughts would be nice, without actually seeing the (very) rough draft I'm doing.

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I never understood patch collecting, people collect all kinds of things but only gun nuts collect patches. Don't get me wrong, some do look cool, but I just don't get why I only hear of patch collecting on /k/.

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Ayyyee ;)

>>32909478
/fa/ has their own patch thread also.

>>32909490
I didn't know that, I had never heard of patch collecting until I found /k/, that's why I thought it was just you guys.

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In

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>>32909478
you put it on your shit.

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>>32909487

>>32909537
There's no need for that friendo

>>32909454
3.5" is retard huge

>>32909548
It's been proven to be ethical to punch a commie.

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>>32909582
No, no it's not. Operator chan is 3.5 and she looks great.

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>>32909535
That's another question I have, do you wear all that shit to the range? I go to mine about once a month and I've only ever seen 1 guy in a chest rig before. Like do you just have it for the happening or what?

>>32909593
hotel moscow, 9, RGLM, and all the strike witches are 3" and those are rather large

>>32909585
Eh I'm more of a socialist desu

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>>32909601
luckily I have my own property I can shoot on so me and my friends shoot in our gear nearly 100% of time a few times a month.

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RWSS

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>>32909632
sorry wrong one

>>32909624
oh wow you're a fucking idiot regardless

>>32909671
>>32909671
There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism ;). But enough about the objective evils and capitalism. Post more patches

>>32909487
lolfaggot

>>32909645
Do want

>>32909487
Needs swatikas, outright nazism is the new /k/, your Marxist shit so last year.

>>32909604
You're mom is rather large and yet someone still stuck their dick in it.

>>32909645
Want

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>happy to see tracking started updating
>instantly shows package is delayed
>tfw

>>32909864
Damn, truly I am behind the curve :(

>>32909645
Waiting patiently for this, very excited.

>>32909645
instacop
these will sell like hotcakes

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>tfw need more Megumin patches
Which ones are out and which ones are coming soon?

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These are kinda cool.

http://www.violentlittle.com/collections/morale-patches/products/every-state-in-thin-blue-line-tactical-patch-series

>already dropped 30 on memes
>have about ten on the coming out list want
>dont even a gun

Since this thread is shitposting, how can I into guns in commiefornia?

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>>32910518
There is not one college in the state of California that doesn't have an equal or better elsewhere

"stuck there for school" is not an excuse

>>32910561
I work and have a gf here. Ive been out of college some time.

>>32910583
then you should leave and stop supporting communists

>>32910589
Im in (((entertainment))) its too late for that. NorCal isnt so bad.

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>>32910190
Restocking on pic related while her hat is currently being manufactured

>>32909535
Nice farb looking kit.

A friend of mine made a high quality embroidery version of the Itarica patch. It's a prototype, but a good portion of you may like it. I'll post it out when I have the time.

>>32910609
then you shouldn't wory about your pretty little gun rights

>>32910405
except that it is literally the worst state in the union you chose. Also I should have a discount with that store

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Is this as funny as it is in my head?

>>32910623
What a fag. And i know allot so that means something ;^]

>>32910651
Pretty neat desu, try inverting the colours.
And add a swastika

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>>32909601
Not that person, but I bring my plate carrier to the range with me most the time. It's fun to put it on and squeeze off a few magazines. I'm not sure if it looks cringey to the people around me or not, but I'm too busy smiling like an autist to care.

>told I might need to work at 1 or 2
>stay up
>no call
>whatever
>about to go to bed
>get call

FUCK

>>32909386
maybe lighten the skin, 3 inch would be better.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12285092/r

>>32910794

Anyone got a source for this book?

>>32909708
>There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism
No, but there is ethnical consumption. And fried chicken is delicious.

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>Ordered Cracker's RGLM a week ago
>No updates since then

Should I start to worry, or is everything fine?

>>32910561
Cost maybe? Taking on an extra 40k in debt every year for out of state tuition is retarded.

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>>32910651
foot looks kinda strange needs to go up on the end or ? for me it look a bit like a stump or is it meant to show it flat like its turned to the side ?

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>>32909487
Eat a dick Antifa scum.

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>>32909400
>>32909441
>>32911184
Just got this in, she is Mexican no more.

>>32911542
Now she kinda looks too pale.

>>32911578
It's definitely a different color from the white, but I'd say it looks pretty accurate considering modern day kfc lacks also has an extremely pale skin color.

>>32911516
But I'm not hungry~

>>32911516
someone got that pic of one the antifa being a literal shit eating cuckold?

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>>32909487
If I ever see you wearing that in real life, I'll put it a bullet right between your eyes.

>>32911484
lol I want this, someone make it.

>>32911821
It would be mutually beneficial to every body. A pol-tard in jail with their dreaded jamals. And a commie fucker in the ground.

>>32911866
>implying I don't black bag him and do the execution and body disposal in the desert, never to be caught

>>32911885
>Implying you tubby ass could even make it out of your mommies basement.

>>32911885
>Posting about how you'd kill someone on 4chan

Yep, you're definitely on a new list.

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>>32909487
>working class
You've never worked a day in your life.

>>32911222
i recall someone on /k/ was scanning that book and gave us a few pages,
he pretty much said he'll scan the rest but he never came back.
I followed the thread until it died down.
i think that was a year ago or more.

>>32911906
>2006+11
>not already being on every list
Fucking casuals.

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Ayy. Just had a sample come in.

>>32912244
Eh, a bit too overt honestly.
Not really my taste, so I probably wouldn't be a customer for it anyway.

>>32912244
Rib lines seem a little weird.
It's also some AK bitch instead of Galil.

>>32910651
I like it

>>32912244
Face needs work.

>>32912278
Looks fine to me, but it could be zoomed in more for higher detail

It's way too overt for me, but I'm sure someone would buy it

>>32911420
Did you order art?

>>32912260
Don't fret fampai. I'm doing one for damn near every Upotte character. I'm a massive Galilfag myself so she's towards the top of the list. I've got some other Galil stuff coming up in the mean time though.

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>>32912244
I honestly thought WGW had graced our thread until I looked at your trip.

>>32911542
Looks good

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Friday stream anyone?

>>32912385
Yes, what idea you got for it?

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>>32912358
Do not do this thing.

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>>32909334
really diggin' the Outer Heaven, got two of them thus far

>>32910518
Armslist

Oh, forgot to say this earlier.
I hope yall fuckers like Dragon Maid.

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>>32912644
Cease production & do Youjo Senki instead.

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>>32912722

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So those Remove Communists and Anti-Communist Action patches are getting made, right? Because I will buy both of them.

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>>32912770
Yeah, going to make pic related.

>>32911420
I wouldn't worry too hard, they're safe and sound at the moment.

I've gotten a few out, but this last week and a half has been a bit rough time-wise, so I haven't had a chance to get everything out to the post for labeling and shipments yet. That said, I've got about 3/4 of the letters done up and ready to go, so its just a matter of getting (even more) bubble mailers and giving the nice lady at the post office a really, really bad time by making her print out 60-70 labels.

I do apologize for the wait though, I don't like making you guys wait longer than you already have to with Canuck Post's system.

>>32912824
Oooh that ones good too. I'll hafta to add that to the list. I think it was Skin who was talking about vectorizing one that had a snake on it or something too though.

>>32912858
this one, right? 32901817

>>32912858
>>32912885
I'm retarded.

>>32901817

>>32912889
Well we knew that already

>>32912885
>>32912889
Yeah! That one. Thanks. It looks super rad. I hope it gets produced.

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>>32912935
Whana know how retard cock feels?

>>32912962
I already got a feel of it from your dad.

>>32900465
>>32900939
Looking back through my folders, it seems I made that version, 2hu feel free to send me some love <3

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>>32912974

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Lovely!

>>32912244
I like it. Ak > Galil

>>32913123
Sako Rk 95 > Galil > Sako Rk 62 > CZUB vz. 58 > RPK > Whale Poop > basic bitch AK

>>32909708
Socialism is literally founded on the concept of theft, retard.

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>>32910678
Fucking christ, not everything needs a swastika

>>32912824
I'd buy 2

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got frustrated with the text and background on 80snek, which is hilarious since it's literally the easiest part of this whole thing. anyways, started goofing around with another patch design.

Tactical Headpats, maybe Tactical Assault Headpats for extra coolness. border text so far is: 'Soft and Gentle for Thrills' 'Hard and Violent for Kills'
the implication is that Fluffy would murder you for giving improper pats.

>>32913451
B-But it's not theft if the gubbermint says it's ok. Brown people will stop being lazy if we give them give a little bit more money for doing nothing.

>>32913492
Will advanced arithmetic and skeletons be involved in the modeling of this one?

>>32913492
Please do not abandon Step Off Red. I needs it.

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>>32913516
it'll be mandatory for making the angery yukari head be in the correct position, but hopefully it'll be minimal. which reminds me, I think my store motto is gonna be 'In Autism, Excellence'

>>32913525
not abandoning it, fuck that. just taking a short break from the final details since I was beginning to throw the many things on my desk at the many things in my room

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>>32913492
Email me your current design. I'll take a cracked at it

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>>32913588
you got it senpai, check your inbox.

Is there any interest in MADsen flags?
I'm thinking of picking up a couple and selling the surplus for maybe $20 shipped

I can't wait to see these shitbox threads after that dead dad having ginger faggot NEET gets locked the fuck up for felony riot and aiding and offender.

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>>32913791
Claiming the Kek patch

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>>32909601
I swap patches out every two weeks on my work bag.

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how we lookin?

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>>32913897
>tfw no greyed out/OD version of the c3bu patch

still cool that a dead show actually got a patch

>>32914090
Will buy due to the pure effort you put in, going full autism and throwing a skeleton into the mix

>>32909464
>Platy patch
maybe something about being a doorgunner?

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>>32914114
so what you're saying is it's shit but since I worked so hard you're kicking me some pity shekels?

>>32914132
I don't honestly get the reference.

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>>32913471
>not everything needs a swastika

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>>32913492
>>32913546
Why not a normal headpat? And with a neko

>>32914147
it's not a reference, just an 80s monstergirl Gadsden. some real creamy meme shit, I know.

>>32914156
>against liberal bolshevik-communism
THE NAZIS WERE OBJECTIVELY LIBERAL, JUST NOT LEFT WING REEEEEEEE

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>>32914132
No, it's great, But the pure effort you put into it makes me want it more.

I was just memeing, pls forgive me autism-sama

>>32914183
>natSOC
>not left wing

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>>32914164

>>32914183
>>32914197
>viewing politics in a left vs right-scale
And this is why you'll never into politics

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>>32914164
there will be two headpats, one using correct form, the other inspiring murderous rage.

>>32914186
all is forgiven, anon-kun ~<3

>>32913897
What brand is that pack?

>>32912644
not particularly

>>32914090
Love it

>>32912394
Awoo is for lewds redraw, tight shorts tight groupings, and maybe liru redraw

>>32914090
Looks like it'll be kinda hard to read once it's made.

>>32914312
Will probably tune in

>>32914215
This. All the stupid quizzes put me in the middle despite being ancrap as fuck.

>>32914342
Sweet! I'm feeling like doing a western movie or something. I'll throw up a straw poll when the time comes

>>32913897
You always say that while posting the same pic with the same patch. Take a new one faggit.

What's the best way to buy patches? Do you guys use PayPal? I don't want to use card info

>>32914090
not a fan desu senpai

>>32914382
Everyone uses some third party system or another as far as I know. Paypal is popular but some people take issue with the fact that their seller services are spotty.

>>32914393
still need to add a drop shadow and do some scale lines on the tail. what do think I could do to improve it?

>>32914090
Just wait until I get home and work on it. I used to masterbait to the 80s A S T H E T I C in high school

>>32914090
>>32914485
Wait, is this a sticker or a patch?

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bumpin with Megumin. Ai wills it.

>>32914485
kek

>>32914548
patch, prolly.

>>32914090
Yeah but what if I like this patch and also Communism though

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It appears I have completely under estimated my patch autism, since I can barely fit a third of my patches on this panel. Gonna have to get another.
>missing: 2hu's megumeme patch, sorry

But anyway this is my collection so far, but i've got a ton of autism incoming.

>>32914553
hnnng

>>32914685
w2c I want to believe patch

>Crimson caravan stuff ment to be here yesterday
>aparently 1 inch of snow blocked the mailbox right next to the road
Fucking pussys.

>>32914729
thanks

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>>32914685
>conspiracy to impersonate a Canadian postal officer

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>>32914685
Also got some stuff in from JewBubble.

>>32914707
Etsy.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/264898425/i-want-to-believe-poster-patch-usa-free

>>32914677
then you buy it using the shop I set up that operates entirely on capitalism, and pretend that 'Red' refers only to Russians :^)

>>32914677
Then you neck yourself, commie bastard.

>>32914751
thanks again double post man

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>>32914745
>>32914751
>implying that patch is for me
I am proud to introduce to you our faster courier yet! Meet Jeb, the pride of Canada Post!

>>32914811
Just look at him go!

>>32914811
He went straight for Wood-chan, you taught him well Leaf.

Holy shit, I've missed a lot. Anything super important happen while I've been dead?

Also, stop fucking voting in the strawpoll on future patches, 'cause that shit is over. With 138 votes, I've got my next three areas of focus outside of the patches I'm already paying some attention to.

1st place: Apex (/tfg/, eat your hearts out)
2nd place: Cute Snek, whihc will include No Heck With, and something involving Miia, later.
3rd place: Little Witch Academia, probably doing only one of Oper8or Chariot, Bio-weapon Sucy and /k/ommando Constanze at first.

Update for the Slim Frame Gloli patch, I'm pestering the patch makers for a new test patch since they sent me the busted up test they did of Skinwaker's version, so, we'll see what happens.

Other mentions, I'm finally getting to working on the patch versions of Stickerbot's lovely G-11 and Tula's Jr. stickers.

Lastly, why the fuck didn't I watch Konosuba and Rem:Zero sooner? Thanks you all for making me sit down and watch two of the best shows I've seen in a while.

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>>32914811
saving for meme purposes

>>32914811
>NROL patch delivery system

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>>32914685
wow the kek patch is bigger than the ivan. also very few anime patches... suspicious.

>>32914242
Tactical tailor urban operator

>>32914834
>1st place: Apex

Is this...Apex Predators!?

OI

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>>32914548
I'm just helping with artwork, because I'm a workaholic. And I'm addicted to stress to the point I can't function without some level of looming pressure.

And love drawing anime tiddies.

>>32914924
They're both the same size, 4".
>no anime
You can't be this fucking blind/ stupid.

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>>32914380
on my to do list friend.

>>32915056
he said very few
get glasses u fcuckin blade of grass

>>32915031
Yeah, it is. I'll need folks to decide what image to use, and which style of patch, as Lambda's been such a peach in getting me all the resources for this thing. It'll still be a while, but it'll get done, no worries.

>>32915088
dubs of truth

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1/2

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>>32915177
2/2

>>32915088
>>32915171
I only buy patches from animes I've truly enjoyed and the patch actually looks good.

>this is literally why I'm making the megumeme, Kotori and Taiga patch, you fucking dolts

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This Laser Cutter is YUGE

Gonna engrave so big.

No one builds laser cutters better than I do, WoodPatch that I can tell you.

>>32915304
When you finish building it are you going to have a celebratory fap and cum on it like how they smash wine bottles on ships?

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>>32915233
WGHAT
stop veering off of the original conflict
>he said very few
>you have very few
>damage control

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>>32915363

I have an MRE Tray-Pack Yellow Cake.

I was thinking about opening it and engraving some anime tiddies on the cake.

T H I C C Y E L L O W C A K E

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>>32915378
Why not post your anime patches if you're so keen on judging me?

>>32915304
Wood... can you... can you engrave me a flag-sized version of the Inspirational Quote... and either frame it, or put velcro on the back? Like, enough velcro to have it be held up by four of the patch boards off Amazon?

My girlfriend will kill me dead, but it's gonna be SO FUCKING WORTH IT.

>>32915415
>velcro
Nigga just put it up as a picture frame, whatchu need velcro for.

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>>32915411
DO IT.
DO IT NOW.

Bonus points for using a yellow-haired character.

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>>32915450
>that tit positioning

>>32915430
Because this is a PATCH thread. Geez, Ai, this is simple stuff.

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>>32915481
Great, now I want to see some motherfucker walking around with a wood patch as big as him on his rig

>>32915487
I'll do it. Don't you fucking tempt me Ai, I'll fucking do it.

Woodpatch, please work your magic so I may meme more strongly IRL, and do superior shitposting on /k/.

>reCAPTCHA image was a stop sign
YOU AREN'T STOPPING ME, BOTS!

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>>32915534
I don't want you to stop, this just sounds like a good idea.

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>>32915534
I
FUCKING
DARE
YOU

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>>32915471
I can keep going, if you want.
Though I only have a few semi-lewd pictures on on my phone atm.

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>>32915581
I'm not breaking this 38 day streak to some generic anime tiddies, get out.

>>32915604
>38 day streak
when did you stain neets pics?

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>>32915604
did somebody say generic anime tiddies?

>>32915415

Yes.

>>32915688
http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/29455440/#29460633

>>32915413
i-i dont have any

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>>32915796
THEN WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THEY DON'T HAVE MANY ANIME PATCHES? HUH?

>>32912824
Have you thought about doing the one with the free helicopter ride on it?

>>32910618
any time window when it will be available?

>>32915828
pic? Nothing comes to mind.

>>32909645

Can these be run without "no1488." It's just a little too out there.

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>>32915865
Already inna production.

>>32915865
it's barely visible nigga

>>32915819
the point isn't that you don't have alot, it's-i-it's

>>32915604
Oh right, I nearly forgot you only jerk it to centipedes.

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>>32915935
Hilarious.

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>>32915604
Fiinnee. I should have try it myself, but I do it out of literal boredom.

Maybe making patches might fill in that free time...

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>>32916032
>out of boredom
The moment you feel like fapping just get busy with something to take your mind off it.
Eventually you'll reach a point like me where you just don't give a fuck, and can watch all the porn you want and not fap.

>>32914357
I always get dead center of Auth/Lib but 3-5 points left despite being incredibly conservative

>>32915829
Hopefully in a week or so, planned to have that along with a bunch of restocks arrive around the same time frame

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>>32915900

>>32916118
okay thanks, then i will wait a bit with my order.

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>>32915604
You into necrophilia you sick fuck?

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>>32916149
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR GIRL?

>>32915018
>>32915085
did you ever send that black mesa?

>>32915450
who's the semen demon

>>32915471
too bad she's also fucking nuts

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>trying to get quotes
>got the $2400 for 100 quote +artist time
>already getting art and haven't even gotten a quote from this place

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>>32916168
She was already ded, brasso fumes 2 strong

>>32916172
I want her to fuck my nuts...

>>32916181
>please buy from us! look we even already made your art!

What should I do with my patches if I buy any? I'm not in the military. Put some on my jacket or what? Collect them in a drawer?

>>32916216
eat them

>>32916032
>but I do it out of literal boredom
I dig this. I also procrasturbate sometimes.

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>>32909487

>>32912244
Hahahahaha.
Another SHITTY anime patch.

>>32914393
GIVE ME FEEDBACK REEEEEEEEEE

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>>32916385

I totally respect the effort you put into this thing, seriously, but she looks like those guys from the Matrix to me and I can't get past it.

>>32916181
>>32916198

So this company I got the art from also sent an earlier quote

Turns out all said and done it isn't bad at all AND it's going to be 3d
I'm going to wait for an actual 3d mockup before I give them money, because I have no idea how it's going to come out

And I have no idea how thick it is

The other company that quoted me a little cheaper was under .150 thick so it's not what I'm looking for

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>>32916043
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Maybe do some homework or typeset some manga instead of wasting time and lifeforce...

I think I'll start after this month, just because I like starting stuff at their beginning or end, rather than somewhere in the middle.

>>32916172
It's just fan art of Pepperoni from GuP. I swear, it's suppose to be a cute sports-themed show, but the fanbase is making it seem like some super serious and lewd show.

They are thinking with their dicks rather than their heads, and it's kinda sad in my opinion.

>>32916531
not ejaculating regularly has been linked to prostate cancer

>>32916531
If worst comes to worst, just punch your balls. Never failed to work.

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>>32916181
>tfw trying to avoid the "it's from a Japanese cartoon" conversation with my boss

>>32916600
tell him it's my family crest for all it really matters

>>32916600
royal crest from a fantasy novel

>>32916600
"its my bling."

>>32916600
"If I told you I would have to kill you. Opsec."

>>32916436
kek. that's tragic, anon. maybe I could run an alternate color scheme later on.

>>32916600
"I wouldn't worry about it."

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Got bored, thoughts?

>>32916906
l o n g
o
n
g

>>32916986
Not enough long patches desu, imagine
>2x4

>>32909334

>do the evolution skull

where'd you snag dat?

>>32917067
pastebin

>>32917067
skinwalker's the one that carries it, store link is in pastebin like above anon said

>>32917104
quit spoonfeeding

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>>32909334
I came across a Trump equivalent of the Obama administration's logo and I am trying to brainstorm ideas on how to make use of it.

>>32917122
>hurr it's in the pastebin
nigger there are a lot of stores on that list, don't be a dick

>>32917158
Then take more than 5 seconds to read you stupid fucking faggot

Lazy cunt

>>32917152
Put a swastika in the middle and run it as a button.

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Ai, Skin, check yer email for a goodie I just made.

Tell me what you think (preferably via email first, but I don't really care either way).

>>32917158
the entire point of the pastebin is to stop the thread from being filled with people asking w2c
all the infomation they need to find it is right there

if they are too lazy to look then they didnt want it that bad to begin with

>>32917152
first step is to produce a tenth of the things you're coming up with

>>32917216
what'd ya make

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>>32917216
>mfw

>>32917263
bugger off, neet.

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>>32917263
You'll see it soon enough, just gotta do some edits first. It's regarding a certain non-duck creature.

>I guess I need to go and fix pic-related for a better meme image. Give me a bit.

>>32917311

>non-duck creature

Nigger you better be making what I think you're making.

>>32909487

Kill a commie for mommy.

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>>32917474
M-maybe?

>>32914685
How do you make these?

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>>32917553
Don't ask, it's pretty bad.

>>32909334
My grandfather recently passed away and he was a tailor. He left me all of his machines. Is it worth making patches?

>>32917597
Yeah, if you can make them well.

>>32917622
He showed me how to use them but it has been a while

>>32917597
>>32917634
unless your tailor father had an embroidery machine, you can't make patches

>>32917597
>>32917634
For patches you'd be looking for embroidery machines and tailors don't do a bunch with that. "Tailor" usually refers to someone who makes clothes or does alterations, not patches.

Figure out what you have first.

>>32917695
>>32917701
Grandfather.

He would do embroidery on bowling shirts and such

>>32917716
is it a CNC embroidery machine?

>>32917731
It takes four spools of thread on top and was made by Janome

>>32917731
This. You might be able to do high end one off customs but you'd have to charge out the ass to make it worthwhile for you.

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>>32917507
Can I have a peak?

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>>32917784

>>32916696
>>32916715
>>32916788
>>32916798
>>32916878
Fortunately he gave me the info and I contacted the supplier myself. He should email me back tomorrow

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I've been waiting forever for these.

>>32914751
What's the last shirt a reference to?

>>32917916
Damavand Peak is probably the best map on BF3 ever for rush and literally anything else.

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>>32916172
>send that black mesa?
fug, sorry neet, it'll be on its way tomorrow. totally slipped my mind.

>>32917622
tell me when the rwss frog comes.

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>>32917916
pretty much this >>32917926

My favorite map, after _______

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>>32917784

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>>32917948
>battlefield 3 came out almost 6 years ago

>>32917926
>>32917948
who else only ever played Rush? that shit was my jam all day every day.

>>32917980

awww yissss

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>>32917987
>bad company 2 came out 7 years ago
>modern warfare and fallout 3 came out 10 years ago
>hl2 came out 13 years ago
Just...

>>32918059
Almost all the time, I liked the constantly changing scenarios and positions as we progressed through the mcoms. Fast paced as fuck and you also really fucking rely on your team and squad.

>>32917980
Will there also be a crab patch?

>>32918130

We also need a Miou "Ben" patch.

>>32918130
Not yet, but there will be eventually.
Hell, I'll try to make one for each of the characters depending on what the demand is.

>>32917256
Fair enough, I do have a lot on the back burner.

we need more Mattis patches

Is there a patch that's both anti commie and anti nazi?

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>>32918174
>Mattis
We wait for him to cool shit under Trump and we'll meme away.

>news comes out that leader of ISIS was killed earlier that day by US forces
>Mattis personally went to his compound in Iraq and beheaded the leader of ISIS
>mfw

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>>32918203
it needs to be done and I want it

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>>32918221
>Mattis personally went to his compound in Iraq and beheaded the leader of ISIS

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>>32918156

Rewatching this now, forgot how fun it was.

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>>32917915
You can't flim flam
The ZZim ZZam

>>32918125
>that second set of MCOMs at the helipad on Damavand
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I cannot tell you how many times I breached that wall to to get at the one in the shipping container building and got fucked up by some scrub on the other side with a shotty or a MAS. good times.

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>>32918276
>when your team takes out the last set of MCOMs at the top of the cliff and everyone starts rushing towards the edge and jumping down

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>>32914811
I like your turtle I never kept turtles but I used to have a collection of Tarantulas and Scorpions only have this guy now also used to breed sneks.

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>>32918317
Also gunna post the 2 ordered new designs

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>>32918317
AAAAAGHHH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY PATCH

>>32918310
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

and then that one guy that gets in the Venom and loads it up full of guys dives straight down and crashes it into the ground

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>>32918333


>>32918335
his name is Father Frank bls dont be mean

>>32914811
>goes and gets on top of wood
Kek

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>>32918345
>his face when

>>32918350
>hands not on belt
DROPPED

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>>32918345
>the enemy steals the heli

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>>32918383
>mfw watching Senate proceedings
Wow, they are pissed at each other. Rubio was chewing out literally everyone for being stubborn.

Also, just asking for on topic reasons: Who would want a Shirobako-type patch? I love the show, but I would like to know if making a design would be worth it.

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>Still no M14 key chains
I'm dying over here, NEET

>>32918484
You know it's probably going to be a month or so at best, right?
He gets his samples.
Then color tweaks happen.
Then more samples.
Then they run.
Then they get put up.
Then they sell out in less than 30 seconds.
Then I kill myself.

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>>32918507
You dropped your name NEET, here let me give it back to you.

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>>32918556
Please do not harass me nazi frog man.

Also I heard some talk of PSwG patches, is that happening?

>The frog has made house music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTvFzBS6e68&feature=youtu.be

>>32915304
YANDERE OPERATOR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32918556
Literally shaking

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New design what do you guys think be honest

>>32918686
I'll take 12.