What are some insults for Glock owners?

Nothing.

They are fine pistols.

Quit being a contrarian faggot.

Worst insult for a Glock owner would be
>You're a Glock owner

Glock owner here.

"Glocks are such ugly guns!" is the only insult I ever receive. I didn't buy my gun because of its looks tho...

>>32905370
This is really all that needs to be said.

>>32905357
Just don't talk to them. Their typically the cringe on the gun world.

>>32905370
They're shit quality for a low price

>>32905370
Wooooahh. Sensitive Glock owner detected..

>>32905389
>a majority of gun owners and law enforcement are the cringe of the gun world

>>32905398
Neither of those are true

>>32905418
/Thread

The glock itself is a fine handgun for what it is. However, they don't feel comfortable to me as a cc firearm. They are efficient, spans multiple calibers, and have a very modular fanbase.

Because of that, they are gay. That's why they call it Glock. The G stands for gay and locks it in with all of its faggy followers...

Glock ushered in an entirely new era in pistol design. Every company under the sun has released pistols ripping them off trying to emulate their success.

I don't even own one, but I give credit where it is due.

>>32905357
Ask them if they have tax stamps for those.

>>32905357
Grenadiers.

>>32905760
>>32905786
The fact that this meme still exists is just evidence of how little material people have against glocks

NO ONE EXPLODES LIKE GASTON

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>>32905830
It's just banter Gaston, no need to get your nipples twisted that the mountain jews beat you for the military contract.

>>32905357
>fucking
>PLASTIC

Glocksuckers

>>32905939

This. Also remind them that Hicksuckcock45's favorite gun is a Glock.

>>32905357
Gun is good at almost everything but truly great at nothing. That's about it...

handramp!

>>32906133
its truly great at everything. it even foresaw the advent of RMR which are great to mount one there, something that's impossible/difficult in 1911, CZs, loads of Sigs, HKs etc.

50 years from now, sans major leaps in ammo tech, Glocks will still be the go to pistols for anybody who knows what makes a good pistol.

1911, Kalashnikov, Glock. Those are the 3 big names in the firearms world.

While not really insulting them directly, the quickest way to get a glock owner pissed off is to ask them ignorant ass questions.

Like "Hey, is that a 9?" (especially if its a different cal) or "Don't those explode?"

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>>32906179
>1911
>Big name
>Puts actual company names next to a gun model
I don't trust you, paco

>>32906223
no. my ass didn't explode until the VP9 came along and all those cunts who were taunting me with "glockleg, no safety, not hammer fired HK mustard race" and shit like that came to the range with their new HK VP9 toys. and then striker fired, safeyless guns were the best thing ever all of a sudden....

>>32906246
1911 and JMB are synonymous mate.

>>32906223
"Are you a cop?"
"Wow that gun looks like a toy!"
"Does it really hold 40 bullets? Like in CoD?"

>>32906267
"Hey, isn't that the new HK Glock?"

>>32906280
"How do you switch it to full auto?"
"You ever 'solve any problems' with that gun?"
"What's 10mm mean? Is that how many 9s it holds?"

>>32906179
They were actually late to the RMR game behind S&W with the CORE and custom options IIRC. Also glocks are hardly the best viable combat handgun at: accuracy, trigger pull, ergonomics, concealability, or reliability.

>>32906331
>They were actually late to the RMR game behind S&W with the CORE and custom options IIRC.

I'm not talking about the mass produced MOS line. That's for fags. Real operators get their gun specifically milled for their RMR so that shit fits tight. If you want a nice suit, you ahve that tailor made too don't you? I'm talking about the form of the slide from the beginning.

>Also glocks are hardly the best viable combat handgun at: accuracy, trigger pull, ergonomics, concealability, or reliability.

Lol. What is the best combat handgun then? I'm curious....

>>32906279
>mate
But there's about several 1911 manufacturers that are 'better' than Browning.

I say 'better' because some people can justify two grand for a custom 1911.

>>32906377
was speaking as to the best combat caliber handgun in each of those categories m8. Also, how would there slides simply being able to be milled for an RMR mean that they actually foresaw such a future trend considering how many handguns can fit an RMR... starting to sound like a glockfag with confirmation bias

>>32905357
You shouldn't pick on retards.

"Is the safety on?"
"How do you cock the hammer?"
"Can I have more clips?"

>>32905357
Faggot

>>32905853
underrated

>>32905357
Just ask if you can see the bullet hole scars on their leg

>>32905357
glocks - when all you know about guns you learned from a hip hop album.

>>32905357
Call them autistic and then drop a glocknade joke on them. Then drop to your knees and start sucking that dick because you're a gigantic faggot.

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>>32905534
we're in the malaise era of polymer handguns and Ar15's. What we need is better magazine and bolt design to minimize bullet consumption and get better muzzle velocities. The Bullet Crisis hit hard.

>>32905357
Normies. That's really all they are.

"Glock sure did have a lot of cool new things at SHOT this year, didn't they? oh wait..."

'Is that the gatt you can shoot sideways?"

>>32905357

"oh cool! a hi-point! my friend Tyrone has one of these"

"no, no anon, it's not a "19" it's a 9.... because it's chambered for 9mm not 19mm lol you're dumb"

"I prefer steel guns myself, that plastic stuff just isn't as reliable"

"it doesn't have a safety, so it's not safe"

"lol those things aren't even accurate"

"canik is just as good as a glock"

"ruger SR9 is just as good as a glock"

"that shit looks gangsta"

"that shit aint even gangsta"

"nice nigger's gun, faggot"

>>32905357
>"hey faggot, how does it feel to have a pistol that never fails when called on?"

You showed him

>>32905381
Why not? It's not like a Glocks performance is vastly superior to that of better looking guns.
Aesthetics have always been a big consideration in pretty much every gun purchase I've made.
That's like buying a Prius because "I don't buy cars for how fun they are".

>>32905357

You must be fun at parties.

>>32905357
"Normie"

"my HK doesn't have a pig nose"

>>32905389
>Their

This should tell you all you need to know about people who don't like glocks.

>>32905398
Quick, name some better quality combat handguns.

>>32905534
t. glocktard pretending not to be a glocktard.

>>32906223
You could do this with any gun.

>hey a Sig! Don't those rust?
>hey a cz! Have you stocked up on spare slide stops?
>Hey an hk! You must be a huge video game lover to buy a gun just because of metal gear solid. Do you like anime too?

>>32905357
"your faggot glock company doesnt even allow replica glocks to train with because they sue anyone who uses the glock name"

>>32905357
your piece
rhymes
with shlock


hur de hur hur

>>32905402
Ledditer detected.

Fuck off and lurk more, nigger

>>32905381
Well you didn't buy it because it's top of the line or particularly more reliable than any other mid-rate pistols.

So what, you just wanted one that goes shooty shooty bang bang so you figured you'd hop on the Muh Glock train?

>>32911774
I bought mine when I started shooting idpa. I didnt like the double action first shot. Going glock helped my scores.

>>32909238
This. Aesthetics are important. You want something functional get a hi point

Also
>confirmed for never having been in a prius

>>32905357
As long as they don't fall for "Perfection" meme or claim it's in any way aesthetic, what's the point to insult them?

There is nothing wrong with Glocks.

>>32911814
>There is nothing wrong with Glocks.

No, but there's nothing exceptional about them either. There's a distinct lack of character or personality behind it. Fine but remarkably boring.

>>32906311
>is that how many 9s it holds
Holy kek

>>32911824
Obviously, but as I said I don't have problem with glockfags that understand this and neither should (You).

>>32911151
Sig P226? M1911? M9? Makarov PM? Our Lord and Savior HK MK23?

And for the carry a lot, shoot a little, apparently the sig p320 is better

>>32909011
>tfw glock releases a 19mm handgat
>the glock 9

>>32911788
>double action is shit
I can't argue with that. But it's not like glock is the only striker fired pistol

Get a Hudson 9

>>32905534
>implying it's something good

>>32911824
Charachter? Personality? It's a firearm not a my little pony action figure. It's designed to kill people, it's not something to cuddle at night.

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>>32905357
prosthetic arms have come a long way

>>32905381
Who cares about looks? An ugly Glock will kill you just as dead as a good looking Sphinx.

>>32905357
I would believe the title "Glock Owner" is an insult in itself.

>>32905357
>Is that an actual Austrian Glock? Those are really rare since they got banned from importation. I've only ever seen the dime-a-dozen American ones before!

If you get the right customer, you can make them think they have something really special and their fuddtism starts to kick in

>>32905357
White kids who "had enough"

>>32905381
Why are glocks considered ugly again?

I like the simplistic utilitarian look, there is beauty in simplicity. It's a nicely contained package with no shit sticking out anywhere, nothing is bigger than it should be, no nonsensical shapes.

I don't like the look of external hammers, oversized slide stops, unnecessary curves and especially beavertail pistol grips, shit looks ugly.

Then again I'm an engineer and a minimalist.

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>>32912733
some people are just flaming faggies

>>32905357
Shit triggers and the safety on them is retarded.

>>32912761
>Shit triggers
No argument there.

>the safety on them is retarded
The safety is not there to prevent you from discharging the gun with your finger.

It's there to prevent the trigger from getting depressed by anything that isn't shaped like a finger, mainly dropping the gun or snagging on clothing.

>>32912072
>good looking Sphinx

sure, if you don't mide a bore axis height that you can use to kill yourself if you jump from it then it's good looking.

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>>32905357
Glocks are fine. But they haven't evolved much. Now there are a ton of polymer pistols that do what the glock does but better, lighter, cheaper, and with more safety and intuitive features. They're fudd guns, an anachronism. They're like a double barrel shotgun in a world of semi auto long tube bennelis.

>>32911852
>Sig P226?

HAHA no.

>M1911?

HAHA no.

>M9?

HAHA no. Also, the yankee marshall pls go.

>Makarov PM?

HAHA no.

>Our Lord and Savior HK MK23?

HAHA no.

>And for the carry a lot, shoot a little, apparently the sig p320 is better

HAHA no.

>>32912884
>Now there are a ton of polymer pistols that do what the glock does but better, lighter, cheaper, and with more safety and intuitive features.

Name one negro.

>>32906434
>$2k
thats like chump change for custom 1911s

fudds gonna fudd

>>32909011
Working in a gun shop, the one i get all the time is

"glocks are shit glocks suck i hate glocks,
this ($300 piece of shit) is just like a glock"

>>32911852
wow you literally chose the worst possible choices.
I work at Sig, never buy any of their new stuff. we have CNC guys running 4 machines and some guns not even getting checked.

Some of the MK25s are just engraved 226s

35% of the p320s have come back to us.

>>32909011
>"that shit looks gangsta"
>"that shit aint even gangsta"
heh

>>32905357

is that a RUGER ?

lol

>>32912884
Lighter, I guess the FNS and FNX series are lighter

Cheaper, the CZ P07 and P09

But both have nowhere near the parts and magazine availability.

I can go buy ETS or PMAGs for my G17 for 10-12 dollars each.

CZ mags are $30 and FN mags are like $40

glocks are more like a milled receiver AK in a world of gucci'd out ARs

>>32912733
That melting pignose. It's ugly.

>>32913129
Yeah it looks a little off, but it's a pretty small detail and you can fix it if it bothers you that much.

>>32912913
I'll give you 2 FN FNX and the XD/XDm's the FN may be more expensive but it outstrips glocks by a mile in versatility and capacity. The XD lines have better ergos, capacity, safety, chamber indicators, mounting points, and price point than the glock and is just as durable I'm too lazy too find the link where a motherfucker digs a hole with one and continues firing it. And then theres the sig p320 that the military just adopted. So yeah glock isnt as illustrious as it used to be its the iPhone of the gun world. Other phones do it better but dolts will continue to support them because they're too lazy to do the research and too cowardly to choose something different. And that's all the effort you're getting out of me you lazy glock fanboy. No matter what I say though you're going to support glock because you're a coward, an idiot, and you couldn't ever admit you're wrong because you've got an inferiority complex from the Lil smokies sized nub you keep in your pants.

>>32913240
>FNX
>$50 magazines
>no aftermarket
>Squishy

>XDM
>Grip safety, enough said

>>32912913
M&P, xDm, PPQ, vp9, p320

>>32913240
I sell a ton of P320s and we've had almost 35% of them come back with issues. They're shit.

>>32913290
>no aftermarket
This is not a problem

>>32913291
M&P is the only decent one you listed.

>>32913320
It's also the only gun with trigger worse than Glock in that list.

>>32913311
>Hm what are my options for different magazines or sights
>oh shit nothing lol
>wow I'd love to mount an RMR
>lol can't
>man but at least I don't have a glock

>>32913329
At least it has aftermarket options available.

At $450 it doesnt need a great trigger with it's reliability

>>32913334
>Options for magazine
OEM.
>Sights
OEM if not shit, otherwise night sights, they are available for almost everything.
>RMR
Open gun? Custom work.

>>32913311
>Now there are a ton of polymer pistols that do what the glock does but better like x

>but x doesn't do y better than glock

>i-it's not a problem, w-who cares
m8

>>32913344
Aftermarket options for what?

>>32913240
Not going to sperg out because this never goes anywhere but
>The XD lines have better... safety
made me laff in sadness. XD are literally unsafe with triggers going off from frame torsion and shit. goodgle and YT it, it's been well documented. But then again, you are probably a Croat-shit subhuman.

>supporting proprietary everything
kkkkkkkk
Half the reason the AR-15 is so popular is the goddamn aftermarket and standardization

>thinking RMRs are just for competition guns
hello ultra-fudd

>>32913380
Other guns are better, lighter, cheaper, and with more safety and intuitive features.
Not better at being a money sink for aftermarket bells, whistles and slide covers with punisher logos. Is that aftermarket that you like about Glock?

>>32913384
for the trigger. Apex, Bowie Tactical, etc.

They clearly have self esteem issues if they think their life is only worth a Glock.
Please do not push them over the edge.

>>32913412
No, I don't even like glocks for their aftermarket, but it is an objective advantage it has over your examples.

Trying to deny it is just being delusional and/or ignorant .

>>32911852

Holy fuck, cawadoody kid detected

>>32909011
>ruger SR9 is just as good as a glock

this is objectively true though

>>32913412
>Other guns are better

no

>lighter

particularly no here.

>cheaper

Maybe. But would you carry a Remington? https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=CUeNP51XTeg

>and with more safety

Lol the Glock is mechanically the safest gun there is.

and intuitive features.

which ones? inser mag, rack slide, point, squeeze trigger. malf? tap, rack, bang. what's more intuitive about some other gun? pls, let your ass spell it out ehre instead of shitting out vague crap...

>>32905418
>glocks are cheap pieces of shit and departments/agencies can buy bulk for cheap

Fixed.

>>32913489
>So, if we take off the safety then any retard can use it with no training.
>Brilliant Gaston, but those stupid Americans won't let us import it without a safety.
>BLAST! Wait, I know, we'll put a "safety" on the trigger itself, so it's effectively safetyless but legal to import.
>Will they fall for something so blatantly unsafe?
>Of course, Americans are dumb. In a few years they'll be saying it's the safest gun ever designed.
>Well, if you say so, I'll get the engineers on it.

>>32914827
>blatantly unsafe
Quick, tell the revolver manufacturers they all need to have hillary holes now.

>>32905357
I smell pork.

>>32905418
Majority of gun owners? No. Glock owners? Yes.
>and law enforcement
They can't hit shit without emptying their double stacked magazines, so yes, they are cringe

>>32905357
Whats the consensus on glock 21's, I'm thinking of getting one

>>own a Glock 30sf
>>Able to get hits on target under variable conditions (low light/rain/rapid fire)
>>Not a bajillion dollars to buy
>>Simple to maintain
>>If ever a DGU i won't have to take a second mortgage to replace it after the 5-0 takes it for evidence

>>32915602
holy shit you're the epitome of nogunz.
LE are trained to magdump center mass, because it's the most effective way to stop someone. Not "headshotting" everyone you little faggot.

>>32916468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O2EbqRvrQc

Expert marksmen.

>>32916553
>can't even kill dinner
>glockfags will defend this.

Hey Mister? Do you like your fingers? Because if so why the fuck did you buy that shit?

"Is this your dad's? Is your dad a cop?"
"Who buys a new glock?"

>>32912733
They look like bricks, they're what elementary school kids draw when they have no idea what a gun looks like and just decide two rectangles is close enough.

>>32912733
>I'm an engineer and a minimalist.
Supervisor detected.

>>32905398
You're a fucking retard. If they're shit quality, why don't you go ahead and load one up, point it at your temple and pull the trigger. Surely such a shit quality firearm will misfire anyways.

>>32916553
ACAB

BLM is right. Kill all cops wherever you find them.

>>32916889
>cops can't kill a cow that was going to be killed
>"OMG THATS FUCKED UP THEY SHOT IT!"
I agree, the meat is ruined.

>>32916916
>I agree, the meat is ruined.
you know exactly these fat doughnut graveyards are just waiting to magdump into something alive like horny teenagers. the ones who need the most policing are the police.

>>32916932
You're the type of person who gets triggered about pitbulls getting shot, aren't you?

>>32911898
I cuddle my USP all the time
Apparently you dont have a gun worth cuddling at night

>>32913290
Grip safety alone makes the XD better than a glock
It also has better ergos, is more accurate, has less recoil, and is less expensive
You bought a name

>>32917061
Croat detected. get some real industry you shitty catholic serb in denial.

>>32917075
hahahaha no just an american who doesnt believe in glock fairy tales
you got memed hard
theyre not bad guns, but theyre not worth $5-600 new, and theyre undeserving of their reputation and praise
Especially if a Croatian gun that costs 1/3rd less is obviously better

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>>32911898
>He doesn't show his guns any affection.
That's just sad anon. Your firearms are probably, alone, cold and unloved in a safe. You're a monster.

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"Cool Glocknade, bro."

>>32905402
>Wooooahh
Hahahaha, you're a fag.

>>32911814
I think they look better than any other striker fired gun except the gen 1 p99.

>>32913412
I don't even own a Glock, but what's so bad about there being a huge aftermarket?

Cars are pretty much only needed to get people from point A to point B, no one NEEDS any sort of paint options, wheel and rim options, aftermarket parts like spoilers, hoods or roof whatevers. But when someone can indulge themselves in their hobbies enough, what the fuck is the big deal.

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>>32914852

>>32905357
Basic bitch.

>>32911898
>It's designed to kill people
Shillary supporter ooooor

>lonely faggot

>>32913086
That's a shame, I was intrigued by the P320.

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>>32913086
That's a shame. I love my Sig P230, and P238, and am picking up my new (used) P2022 soon.

>>32913086
>some of the MK25s are just engraved 226s
What serial range? Now I'm a little disturbed. I almost want to dip the pistol in water and see how it forms rust

Gay Gun.

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"Thats the gun from Sopranos, right?!"

>>32917978
Glock owners confirmed basic for Kasich

>>32905357
> Where is Thumbkin?
> Where is Thumbkin?
> MIA
> MIA
> I just saw something fly my way
> I think you need a tourniquet
> It's blown away!
> It's blown away!

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Pretty much everyone I know who owns a Glock is a mental invalid who voted for Trump.. So pretty much at this point just saying someone owns a Glock is tantamount to calling them a retard with a Lowest Common Denominator handgun that they think is special.

>>32919435

I thought you finally killed yourself.

>>32916807
What exactly is your problem with rectangles and right angles?

It's shaped the way it is because there is literally no reason for it to have a different shape. It's simple, ergonomic and easy to manufacture all at the same time. As I said, unnecessary curves are hardly what I would call pretty.

>>32916852
I wish.

>>32916807
>simplicity looks ugly
Your tastes are extremaly petty and childish if you consider unnecessarily overdesigned shit to be pretty.

I bet engraved double barrel shotguns are the pinnacle of beauty to you.

>>32919435
>tripfag calling anyone a mental invalid
You wouldn't know irony if it hit you in the face.

>>32919435
>2 people fall for it
(You) deserve it.

>>32905381
>Not liking brutalist aesthetics

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>>32911149

>>32905357
Nothing, because we don't care about your opinion lol.

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Glock a best