garrotes and other werid weapons

>>32895654
if you can't look at some wire between two handles with a knot and figure out how to make one, then maybe you should reconsider you life choices

>>32895654
Go to local craft store and look in the clay section. Suprisingly strong, could definitely hold a persons body weight.

>>32895654
I've got to go with >>32895683 if you can't work out how to tie some paracord between to bits of old broom handle them you need to hand in your man card and GTFO

>>32895654
you want piano wire.

>>32895906
One time I had to use violin wire, and well... Let's just say there was more than one person left red-faced from that!

>>32895654
https://amzn.com/B01N0T2GPW

>>32896367
No kidding friend. One time I had to use ukulele wire. Hell of a time trying to kill em

>>32897182
These newfangled wires are ludicrous. Nothing does the job quite as well as a good old fashioned wire made of gut. just like my pappy used

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>>32897182
you wouldn't believe my face when my mate comes in with a roll of yarn

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>>32897159
That's just fucking cruel.

Would fishing line work as a garrote?

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>>32895654
ice pick and 8 ball in sock seem a bit off color
>>32895683
I thought they are just cheese wires

>>32898016
>8 ball in a sock
>not a half-brick in a sock
Sir Terry disapproves.

ITT op is literally too fucking stupid to buy some thin steel cable and rings from home depot

Just get a cheese wire shit tard, they're $3.

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Go to walmart.
Go to the camping section
Buy a pocket wire saw.
Hang yourself.

A garrotte can be improvised from 5 metres of dental floss braided together and a couple of pencils
Not gonna explain how I know this...

>>32895906
You'll sometimes end up with two bits of person, which can be messy.
Strong cord or scarf with a knot, coin or rock in it to crush the neck and lay your knee into their back hard and they won't be fucking around for real long

>>32895654
piano wire or a guitar string and two dowels. how stupid are you?

>>32896367
Its sharp for a reason, lads.
https://youtu.be/dG9ciFytP8A

>>32900428
>Not gonna explain how I know this...
Because its so fucking obvious that even a severe braindead retard could figure it out?

>>32900758
It's amazing what you can learn in jail

A belt is a good improvised garrote. It's not just for choking out your girl or boyfriend while having sex.

>>32897982
no, snaps too easy

>>32901045
>belt
>It's not just for choking out your girl

true, it is also useful for hanging yourself, beating your wife and kids, and holding up your pants