ITT: We post like it's 1938

>>32895131
I thought the worst decision that the German people ever made was electing Merkel?

>>32895159
Who?

Germany will steamroll Russia and reach Moscow in 6 weeks.

>>32895205
I mean if they went to war, then sure. Germany isn't going to War. I mean, Hitler's crazy, but he's not THAT crazy.

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>>32895131
fucking ridiculous this thing. 14 rounds? Might as well just go for my rifle at that point. Its way too fat as well. These things will never catch on

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>>32895205
Fucking hitshills. Fascism is a meme.

Have you huys heard that Germany is outfitting some of their troops with these tiny machineguns that fire pistol rounds?

>>32895131
Guys, can one of you please spare some bread? My family is so hungry. We've been in a depression for almost 10 years.

I just need a job, I'm willing to work for anything!

>>32895692
I'll give you a loaf of bread for 10 trillion Reichsmark, deal?

>>32895617
Have you guys seen these new rifles the US Army just adopted? >>32895456
you think THIS thing is ridiculous, let me tell you about it, it's designed by some canadian fella and it shoots semi automatic, which is a new thing for a military to adopt as a main service rifle, to be sure. I tell you, a rifle that gives you eight shots of fire as rapid as you can aim and shoot... The future is NOW. I still don't know how to say the guys name, simple enough to spell, it's Garand, but I don't know how to say it. What I will say, is that Pederson and White's rifles were severely missed opportunities and novel concepts for the Rifle M-1 contract. Don't worry though, we'll outdo them, you should see some of our new aircraft. The BF109 particularly has been turning heads at airshows.
>>32895692
We can empathize over here, we just started to see things turn around and run the other way a few years ago.
>>32895707
you know, three years ago or so, that would have been a serious statement.

>>32895617
>the year of our Lord 1900 plus eight and thirty
>using babby untermensch rounds
>not using superior ubermensch 7.62x54r
stay home, Hans

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>>32895760
Im serious. Here is what it looks like. It doesnt even have a wooden stock!

>>32895726
That's a lot of exposed moving parts, fella. I'll keep my bolt gun, these things will never catch on.

Why are you guys so worried? Hitler is going to calm right down now, things are on the upswing for the Germans. They got Austria and the Sudetenland back, as they should have, and Chamberlain promised peace in our time. Nothing to be worried over.

>>32895827
>/k/
>worried

You surely jest. We are thrilled. It's gonna be The Great War 2 Eletric Bogaloo!

>>32895726
It's just a meme. In one year the Army will come back to it's senses and re-adopt the Springfield. It's just a fad. In a decade this 'Garand' rifle will be a distant memory.

>>32895726
>>32896424
.30-06 is a tiny round designed to wound, not kill. If the US gets into a real conflict they'll bring back the .45-70s because that's what it takes to get the job done.

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FRENCH ARMY BEST ARMY! CAN DEFEAT ANYONE ELSE EVER! MAGINOT LINE UNDEFEATABLE! ALSACE LORRAINE WILL STAY FRENCH FOREVER! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA FRANCE!

>>32899479
fuck Blum, Daladier is right, we need to follow him

Stalin would never invade finland. We dont need to build any defences

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Fuck Europe. They're crazy. That's why we moved.

>>32899479
Hitler would never invade Belgium no need to extend Maginot line

>>32895799
Germany is memenation. Poor Germans in case of war they'll be ultimately fucked.

I just finished "Achtung! Panzer". Their command staff have no idea how to conduct modern war. They are so obsessed about so-called "shwerpunkt" that they forget about everything else.

Don't they know that you can't push front more than 10 kilos per day? Even if you break a front with meme light, fast tanks (what is that? a roadster?!) you have to slowly secure frontline and then pull logistic and communication lines.

The future belongs to big tanks breaking front with infantry and artillery support. In modern war there is not place for meme tanks with meme air support and meme infantry with memecaliber machineguns. You need weeks to coordinate whole offensive.

And don't forget that in current year most powerful militaries are French and British ones.

They should look for american walking fire infantry tactics.

>>32895131
>implying sidearms matter in a war
>implying it's not just an officer's symbol of rank
>implying it shoots any worse
>implying it's not twice as cheap to produce and maintain
>implying the .45 Luger didn't crash and burn in the US trials
>implying superior Germany would ever adopt 11.43mm clown calibre
>implying

>>32895760
>his nation's subguns use 7.63mm ''Not Mauser guys, we swear!'' instead of superior 9mm

Ruskiboos everyone.

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>ideological opposites cross training using "combined arms" tactics
Oh boy, can't wait to see what sort of meme doctrine this brings about

I heard the Japanese are building new battleships. As you know, they also left the naval treaties a while back. I wonder if they'll be much bigger than our battleships.

>>32899744
The .45 Luger did not crash and burn in the US pistol trials. It pulled out, because the company making them at the time couldn't afford to keep making them in .45 and for whole bunch of political reasons.

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Is the idea of shooting incoming enemy grenades out of the air a good idea?
How effective is slamfiring a scattergat for clearing enemy trenches?
Do shotguns have a place in modern combat?

>>32900986
>Is the idea of shooting incoming enemy grenades out of the air a good idea?

Beats waiting to get blown up I guess.

>How effective is slamfiring a scattergat for clearing enemy trenches?

Slamfire is a dead meme. If they'd found it that useful, shotguns would still do it.

>Do shotguns have a place in modern combat?

Only in very niche roles, either for breaching or in situations where very close combat with unarmored targets is expected, or possibly to use special munitions.

IN MY DAY WE LEARNED TO MAKE EVERY SHOT COUNT.

PULL TRIGGER, CHAMBER NEW ROUND, REPEAT. COULD HIT MILK BOTTLE OFF JETHRO'S GRAIN SILO PERFECTLY AND EARN CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART JANE'S HAND IN MARRIAGE WITHOUT FAIL.

KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR NEWFANGLED GRANDS ARE JUST GOING TO SHOOT EVERYWHERE BUT AT THE ENEMY. WOULD SHOOT HOLES IN GRAIN SILO, MAYBE EVEN KILL ONE OR TWO COWS DUE TO INABILITY TO LEARN RESTRAINT. WOULD NOT WIN CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART'S HAND IN MARRIAGE.

AND HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RELOAD THAT ATROCIOUS CLIP ANYWAY? SAVE ALL YOUR DISCARDED CARTRIDGES AS FILLER? FUCKING GARAND YOU MAPLE-ADDLED ASSHOLE, M1903 WAS GREAT AND THEN YOU FUCK WHOLE ENTIRE POINT OF SERVICE RIFLE WITH SEMIAUTOMATIC ACTION. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE EVERYONE BROWNINGS AT THAT POINT.

>>32901213

>MIGHT AS WELL GIVE EVERYONE BROWNINGS AT THAT POINT.

Isn't that what the germans are doing though? I mean, they are using piston rounds instead of propper rifle ones but that is the volume of fire they are going for.

>>32895159
why?

>>32899744
Actually the wehrmacht issued a ton of pistols. They were important for occupation forces since they didn't want them to be carrying rifles everywhere.

>>32895692
>not working enough to be able to feed your family
>1938

Its black triangle for you meine herr

>>32901313
What occupation?

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Király's SMG is the future! 9x25mm, more powerful than a 7.62mm pistol, has a lever delayed blowback action! It also has a folding magazine, so the officers can't be picked off by the enemy first, they will look like normal riflemen!

It is still a prototype, but i'm sure this will be the natural progression of rapid firing infantry weapons! By 1960, all countries will copy this.
Except for the brits of course. They will refuse to ever make anything other than bolt action rifles and revolvers!

>>32895760
7.62x54 a shit, the real round of the ubermensch is 7.92x57.

>>32898840
I can't deny that stopping power, but the ballistics of a 45-70 are just pitiful. To hit anyone at range, you'd just about have to aim at the sky. That and the logistics of a round that size.

>>32902181
>9x25mm
Yeah, have fun not being able to hit anything far out.

>tfw Germans are so poor and desperate they voted in some crazy bastard to help them
>tfw he's trying to "make Germany great again" but can't afford to because sanctions

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>>32895131
Keep your fucking fascist bullshit in Europe and leave us the hell out of it. Fortress America just want's to be left alone.

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>>32905261
>Implying

Guys, I just picked up a new holster for my Walther and there's a skull on it. A pretty sizable one, and it's got some bones under it too, I think.

Am I one of the baddies?

>>32907499
Nah, you are just one of the scary guys meant to disencourage enemy resistance.

>>32895131
I have polio

>>32905261
t. troglodyte that cannot into history

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>>32904724
you think thats bad wait till you see the bullshit jewmany just adopted. 9x19, what the fuck fritz.

>>32900986
>Is the idea of shooting incoming enemy grenades out of the air a good idea?
That didn't happen.

What's up with the fucking air power meme? Those kraut planes can at best carry a few hundred pounds of explosives which heavy artillery could shell out in minutes. That happening in Spain is just propaganda.

I'm disgusted that some folks at the navy chose to build some aircraft carriers instead of more battleships, It's like they want us to lose, not that we will intefere with the mess in Europe

We should develop a new 50 caliber machinegun
The M2 browning is too heavy

Boy the USSR sure is gonna kick Finland's ass big time.

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Yamato will ensure the future of our empire.

>>32899728
>implying the country that invented rail line logistics would even need to mention it

you underestimate the immigrants, Germany needed fresh ostruppen

>>32895167
In the future, Germany elects a woman who likes hajis more than her countrymen, or something like that.

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>>32895159

>>32909372
>imply nip industrial capacity will be even be remotely able to replace fleet losses in a major war.
3/10 bait, got me to respond.

>>32909793
>implying stupid americans would not anchor all their battleships next to each other, and get annihilated by a japanese air attack, followed by ground assault at any of their island bases.

You can't win war with a few aircraft carriers patrolling the ocean!

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>>32904724
>hit anything far out.

My man, that is why we have pic related.

>>32910326
How are the Japanese going to attack San Diego by air? Lay off the drugs.

>>32895131
Whatever. I'm moving to Rhodesia to start up a tobacco farm. Seems to be a nice enough place to live.

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hey guys im in glorious sunny california with all the best looking girls and i just mail ordered pic related straight to my door, im going to carry it everywhere i go now even though i dont need to because we have a 90% white population

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>>32911174
I thought california how quite alot of chinks even in the 30's.

Hey guys, leave Hitler alone. He might be a bit brash, but hes definitely made Deutschland great again. Mein Kampf isnt bad either.

>>32911260
50 mefo bills have been deposited in your account

>>32902181
I love that gun. Shame the ammo was so rare. The 9x19 is kind of close enough, but it's abundance makes it better.
In an alternate universe, where 9x25 is more abundant, it is the best pistol round. Just like the 5.45x39 would be better than the 7.62x39.

>>32911260
>hes definitely made Deutschland great again. Mein Kampf isnt bad either.
wew lad.

His system to make Germany great again wasnt sustainable and from what i understand the original German version of mein kampf is a terrible read.

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>>32899585
You've been moved, just like people of Australia. Only those of inferior classes and law-breakers moved on accord.

>>32910338
As much as I shill for Austro-Hungarian firearms, I hate the 8x56r. It has about 90% the recoil of the 7.92x57, but it's practically the least accurate rifle round anyone else at the time was using. Penetration was ok, I guess, but stopping power, the one thing it should excel at, it didn't do that well.
I blame the Austrians. When the Hungarians had the chance, they replaced it with the 8mm Mauser.
All that said, I guess the 8x56r *works*, and it wasn't a massive disadvantage, since it's still accurate out to beyond average engagement range. The 8mm Kurz could do that, and this bullet is more accurate than that for sure.

>>32895131
>The .45 ACP will replace the 9mm.
You're kidding, right?
The .45 is an American bullet. They're known to dismiss foreign designs, if they have something of the same class already. A country with it's own pistol round, will use it's own pistol round. Even America replaced the .45 with the 9mm. (If not completely, then to a large extent.) The only way the .45 could make a comeback, (I mean for the military) is if NATO adopted it. HA! A pistol round that weighs more than the standard rifle round! The .45 isn't a good bullet for the modern soldier. One more thing, in the age of body armour, why would you adopt a bullet that penetrates LESS armour?

>>32909349
>Implying the Russians can beat the Mongols

negro do you even history? It will be a blodbath screecap this.

Not gonna lie, former hitler suppprter here. This is fucking hilarious watching hitler crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the control of the wehrmacht

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>>32912098
>0.50 francs have been deposited on your account courtesy of Rothschild Bank of France

The Magiot line wont protect you

Hey guys, I haven't seen my Jewish neighbors in awhile. Anyone know if I should be worried?

I hear britbongs are wasting money on fighters instead of making the obviously superior decision of focusing on bombers, bombers will always get through!

>>32912931
your greedy neighbors took advantage of führer's kind offer of sending them on a holiday at government's expense.

>>32912931
They are ok don't worry. I have a jewish relative and we have been getting postcards almost every month. They have been sent to help build infrastructure and the Autobahns in the countryside.

>>32912969
>forgetting the fuhrer's promises to build ovens and make the juden pay for them

Stalin's purge of Red Army's officer core will definitely be remembered as a bold step forward, now with the new, reliable leadership the Red Army is unstoppable!

>>32895229
Britain and France will definitely interfere should Hitler try anything, mark my words, the rumors about German plans of annexing Austria are a fabrication

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So I met this short dude the last time I was in Ruskiland. Short guy, nice guy. Tank engineer. Mentioned he had some ideas for small arms but they all sounded like hot garbage. I thought he was nuts. Anyone else met this dude? Kinda cocky too.

Even in 1938, /pol/ manages to shitpost

>>32909349
typical capitalist pig undermining the Soviet state, Soviet is of nation of peace, if a war comes it of bourgeoise Finnish butchers' with their offensive assault fortifications and two hundred thousand evil imperial M/1891 rifles they steal from brave Russian socialist soldiers of peace in 1918!

>>32913152
I never met him but I heard some of his ideas. The idea of a better, larger capacity rifle sounds nice but I think he should focus on developing something with a full rifle cartrige instead of this "itermidiate" crap.

>>32905261
We're just now pulling out of the depression no way we could afford to enter a war. Luckily those Japs love to buy our gas

>>32913152
He kept telling me he wanted to stop making guns and design farm equipment. Honestly a better idea imo. Everyone's too afraid now after The Great War, this will all be solved in like a month with diplomacy

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>>32895131
Some fucking goy-child threw a brick through my window this morning, and he and all his devilish little friends ran off before I could even get my hat on to go outside and chase them.

And thats not even the half of it! When I tried going to the police, they winked at each other and said that there was nothing they could do!

Oy vey, I'm telling you Emmanuel, it literally cannot possibly be worse to be one of God's chosen people.

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>>32895131
Some of you round eyes are alright. Don't go to Pearl Harbor in three years.

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Best service rifle coming through. Mauser fags on suicide watch

>>32914169
herr Kikeberg, ve hafe gud nevs für you, you und your family haf von a trip to a nev facazion spot in Österreich called Mathausen

>>32914307
You forgot the picture of a No.1 Mk4 old bean

>>32915882
Jawhol, I haff herd its lovely zis time of year. Ze smell is a bit odd though

Hey, anyone care to join me in November for a little tour of Berlin synagogues? We going to just check out the windows.

>>32895617
you mean like the tommy gun you nerd?

>>32914307
G11 is best swiss rifle
K31 pack your shit, you're going on a field exercise while the big boys go to war

>>32895131
President Hoover is bad. Or did we have Roosevelt?

Eat a cunt sandwich

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Who here glorious Soviet who does not suffer from depression of capitalist pigs?

>>32895726
Your soldiers will run out of ammo in the first five minutes of battle. Should have stuck with a bolt action.

>>32895131
All these new Automatics are trash and will never be able to stand up to the rugged reliability and durability o the classic Single Action Army. It's a proven hard hitting pistol that has been killing people for 65 years. You can keep your (mm Lugies and 45 automatic colt pussy rounds. I'll keep using my 155 grain 45 colt cartridges.

>>32916299
>smokeless powder is just a fad
>it will dissappear soon enough

>>32895205
They would have taken Moscow in a weekend if all of their storm troopers had been armed with 1911s in 45ACP

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Someone actually said the Wehrmacht could defeat Poland yesterday. I was in tears, and not just from the crippling pain of my lung cancer I developed from not smoking enough.

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Hey guys, just got my new Volksempfänger, signal's awesome because look what i got basically in my back yard.
Wait a second, what the fuck are those assholes doing a half past five in the morni

Westerner staying at Nanking here. Shit is going down.

>>32916653
Oh shit update us as it happens are the gooks and the chinks finally going to kill themselves?

>>32916708
Actually the japanese are having a chinaman-killing contest right about now.

>>32916252
Capitalist scum will die!

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>>32916765
Oh shit negro

>>32895205
and no one will ever tell the tank squadron to halt for no reason outside a major russian city. nope, straight blitz all the way.

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>tfw posted as Austrianon before
>tfw glorious federal state kept naziboos out
>tfw suddenly Anschluss'd
>tfw Germanon now

Welp, guess it's time to join the krautnik poster squad

>>32895131
>.45 ACP new world caliber
>implying
JMB's Browning Hi Power in 9mm Parabellum is the pinnacle of 9mm handguns, and his crowning achievement.

I'm thinking of joining the Gebirgsjäger, but it seems like the Waffen SS is much more illustrious.
What do you think?

I'm still part of the Hitlerjugend, but will be turning 16 next week.

>>32917156
I've heard the SS plans to form a gebirgsjaeger division in the future. I'd join something just to get your foot in the door so that you can transfer later. Look for the one of the more laid back SS organizations, like Totenkopfverbände.

>>32909325
Probably going to happen soon. That memegun's days are numbered.

>>32911174
Royal blue! sooo beautiful...

>>32911282
5.45x39? 7.62x39? Have you been dabbling in them reefers? You know those things are Satan's flowers?

>>32911086
They don't need to, they just need to catch your fleet off guard in Hawaii.

What are you going to do without your carriers eh?

The plan is literally flawless.

>>32916765
No they are not. Please stop lying.

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>>32911392
Dude, Norway uses .45, Some parts of Latin America use .45, and the British are going to adopt .45 once they lay off the Webly. The Brits understand that you can't rely on a puny baby round like 9memeameter so they would adopt it. Once that happens the rest of the world will figure it out and 9mm will die out.

>>32911392
Also what's a nato?

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>>32917468
tfw I have a friend in the British military and he says they're going with a .38 caliber model of the Webley revolver.

>>32912989
Genuinely laughed.

>>32913158
I imagine /pol/ will manage to shitpost right up until the world ends in 2023.
Imagine Nazis and communist still fighting over their retarded ideologies 70+ years in the future! Ridiculous!

>>32916765
Will they send tanks?

>>32920620
>Implying anyone will take communism seriously after what Stalin did

>>32916083
Chicago typewriter abomination, only gangsters and Marines (who aren't much better than gangsters) use it, it has no place in the military!

>>32895131
Fritz, the americans are going to join the war and they're going to have repeating rifles. Tell the japs not to fuck with them until we buy the rifles.

>>32917364
>catch your fleet off guard in Hawaii
topkek, Japs cannot into attacking Pearl Harbor

>>32914190
underrated post

>>32917156
>>32917230

Haha, I just finished Black Edelweiss last week.

>>32913247
What are you on about? I saw his first drawings of a gun, it looks like a curved magazine thompson in 7.62 Soviet pistol round.

While we are at it, anyone knows where can i get one of those Russian Mossing-Nagant rifles? They look cool.

>>32923978
I think you can just buy them from the Red army. Officialy its illegal but they are so dirt poor that if you give them like 14 dollars woth of gold you can buy and they will be able to get away with it.

>>32923978
Germans and the former Austro-Hungarian empire should have huge stockpiles, Finns have bought them by trainloads for whatever reason...