How good would a folding chair (pic related) be for self/home defense

>>32893055
Better than nothing, not as good as a throbbing dick.

0/10 a heavy knick knack, or small glass vase would be much better

if you swung it aerodynamically it would probably smart quite a bit. also you have a higher chance of the news story making it on the front page of reddit so you can get some sicc upvotes

you would have to stab with the legs to the face, not wwe swing it

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

>>32893055
How likely is Terry Bollea to be breaking into your house?

>>32893350
Finally someone went there.

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>>32893055

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>>32893274
Kek at the bong seriously considering this

OFF THE TOP ROPE!!

Best use is stuffing it under a door knob to buy yourself more time to find a better weapon.

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How about a folding assault rifle?

>>32894812
BAH GOD JR!

>>32893055
a better thread died for this shit

>>32893509
seems pretty good to me
>throw chair
>niggas pop out of nowhere and esclate
>full on brawl with bad guy caught in the middle

Throw me a chair!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxr2L_stU-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ6SXpj9lh0

>>32893082
/thread

>>32893055
>Be at home.
>Hear abash at your door.
>Another.
>The door gives way to your assailants.
>You can hear the music from their car in the background.
>A minor rumble occurs before th first blow is dealt.
>But it does not land on you, it lands in the crushing fist of Randy Savage!
>"As he tosses the screaming man to the side you are caught with his amazing gaze as he spins and babbles incoherently.
>"This match aint done, brother.!" he yells and hands you a folding chair.
>'SNAP IT INTO A SLIM HIM!"

>>32893055
Bad/10 if you're fighting Rob Van Dam.

bad idea
media will call it a military styled assault sniper nest if your sitting in it when you pull your gun