SWISS MEETUP

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Huh i got so angry i turned into satan

>>32892666

How many Swissfags are there even on /k/?
Like, 6 or 7?

>>32892699
About twenty, but those fuckos don't check discord for messages

>>32892666
Do you have a Stgw. 57 and a Stgw. 90?

>>32892711

Twenty one now, muhfugga.

What Discord tho?

>>32892726
yes

>>32892729
meetup is full but you can join here https://discord.gg/QCQNqA3

>>32892711
>>32892729
>>32892666
That's why you get phone numbers of a few and premptively meet a couple local guys ahead of time. Don't back everything on /k/ and email alone.

So you can coordinate better and also ensure a couple will meet guaranteed.

>>32892749
Post pics. For academic purposes, of course.

>>32892764
i know four of them personally and the others just don't read their emails

>>32892767
gimme a minute, i'll have to get them outtta the safe

just so it's clear i'm posting from the phone too

>>32892783
It's fine man. I've just got a major hard-on for Swiss guns. TOO BAD I CANT HAVE ANY BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT A MILLION DOLLARS

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>>32892822
>tfw paid 450 swissdollars

here's the 57 with the 24rd mag in

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i didn't mean to post my feet too but oh well

and the 30rd mag in

>>32892864
I hate you a little bit. About $450 for that beauty would make me cry if I saw it here in the States.

>>32892878
heheheheheheh
also i'll get my sig550 for 300 after conscription :^)

>>32892875

I didn't even know they made 30 rounders. Is that aftermarket? If so, where can you get them?

>>32892901
A part of me died when you said that.

>>32892908
it's actually a lmg25 mag, not made for the sig510 but works too

>>32892916
don't be sad anon, maybe trump will stomp the atf into the ground and then you'll get fancy stuff again

>>32892901
170.- actually (20.- for the background check, 50.- for the permit and 100.- to the army for expenditure)

>>32892938
oh neat, even better

i didn't quite inform myself yet, my guys who were in the rs already said they'd have to pay 300.-

>>32892965

To be fair, it seems to vary from year to year.
I got the 100.- from a brochure they gave out in 2013.

>>32892901
Full/semi?

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>>32892937
I-i hope s-so. This no importation shit is just nonsensical. The only reason it could be bad is that it would drive down gun prices because of capitalism. We would get better quality at cheaper prices. Almost like a certain powerful industry doesn't want competition. Hmmmm

>>32892975
they get converted to semi after service,as far as i know

>>32892996
Still, very cool

>>32893011
yea, they're a bit long but perfect for competition shooting

>>32892996
Yeah, they are.

You can buy other full auto guns with an exception permit tho, and it doesn't even cost extra compared to the normal permit.

>>32892666
Will call you tomorow, dont chevk mails during vacation

>>32893043
call me from 1230-1300, that's my lunch break

>>32893032
so wait, are there any special requirements for the ausnahmebewilligung?

>>32892666
Swissfag here as well. What are you planning on doing?

>>32893089
what i stated in the op. shooting gats and having fun at brünig indoors, and getting lunch at the restaurant there

>>32893088

Not really, no. Police are free to handle it how they see fit - in some places they're laxer, some don't give out any at all. Where I live, they usually give them out if you have registered 10+ guns as proof that you're a collector.

>>32893156
that's neat
i was told there would be bi yearly visits from the coppers?

More bump

>>32893208

Never heard of that one. Nothing like that is mandated by federal law, but it could definitely happen if your local police are strict about their gun permits. I doubt they'd show up without an appointment though.

>>32893337
well you learn something new everyday

Bump
Let's hope this thread stays up till tomorrow

>>32892666
why are swiss and swedes the same thing?

>>32893498
We aren't.

>>32893088
>ausnahmebewilligung
I refuse to believe this is a real word.

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>>32893531
is Führerschein better?

>>32892666
> swiss meetup
> no europe meetup

>>32893531
There's also ausnahmebewilligungsantragsformular

>>32893600
>germans show up
>every single one is a fursuiter

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>>32893629
> ausnahmebewilligungsantragsformular
but is there also a ausnahmebewilligungsantragsformularbeschestätigung?

> every single one is a fursuiter

>>32893679
There's also: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz which is a law regulating the testing of beef. Or at least google says it is.

>>32893710
I know shit like that, I'm from Austria m8
shit is cash

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have you guys had meets before? have any pics? i always like seeing K meet pics

>>32893679
There is even a ausnahmebewilligungsantragsformularbestätigungsbrief

.german is funky

>>32893774
Nachrichtendienst please go

Also no, it's actually the first meetup here as far as i know and i'm trying to get shit together

>>32893795
are you going to shoot some shit too?

>>32892666
bump for Eurobros

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>tfw will never caress a virgin stg 57
It hurts being a burger sometimes.

Bump, ask me more

Maybe I'll have to claim Jus sanguinis (which I've been putting off) just to shit up this meet :^)

>>32899038
Even if, you won't be able to do so since you don't have the time when we meet up :^)

>>32892864
>>32892875
>600aud stg-57

Ich hasse Sie. Ich hasse Sie gern. Gott hast mich.

Warum soll ich weiter leben, wenn ich nie ein SIG-AMT haben kann?

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Hope you guys get this going and have a lot of fun!
>MORE GP-11 PLEASE

>>32893795
We're probably all on a Fedpol watchlist already. If something happens we'll have to explain the Staatsanwalt what a Loli and what a Furfag is and what all this has to do with SHTF and merchants.

I already imagine the covers of Blick and Le Matin titling: "International internet gang of zoophiliac right-wing pedophiles train for the end of the world at Brünnig Indoor". A picture showing a bunch of guys shooting milsurp, wearing Alpenflagge and Erbsentarn uniforms while some guys in fox and gothic lolita costumes are reloading AK mags and shotguns.

>>32899371
Browsing on /k/ prolly puts you on a watchlist anyways

But if that happens i'm so gonna frame these newspapers

>>32899293
Rip

>>32899465
>>32899371

So it's a good idea to wipe all my phones and computers and only safe pics of Kliby und Caroline so the media wont blame it on /k/ and video games?

>>32899590
That's a good idea.

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>>32892666
>mfw I give shooting lessons this day and can't come

>>32892666
So im an American service memeber stationed in Italy...can i attend?

>>32899888
Good luck

>>32899590
That is a very good idea

>>32899888
Meetup is full, maybe next time
Also check'd

>>32899738
>>mfw I give shooting lessons this day and can't
Let me guess. You take youngins to the shooting cellar in fribourg? The meet up is the reason I cant come. (apart from me being too advanced)

>>32900760
Close, I give the youth of Geneva some shooting lessons at the range

>>32900931
The youth is our future. We need to do anything so they may continue with what we do.

>>32900954
You're god damn right

>>32900954
This
Teach them how to use and maintain their tools and they will use them when they need them

>>32901330
I think we're doing pretty good. They begin at 13yo now but the majority still begins at 15. 6 years of lessons and trainings, gotta love those kids

/k/raut meetup when?

>>32902938
We have started an internal training for shooting all kinds of stuff.
The inofficial pistol course is currently used by 8 of them. (18 years old at least of course)
Then we have one thats 19 years old who started taking over making a course for .22 rifle.
Im currently trying to get the paperwork for a nice addition to the range for 3 gun matches.

>>32902938
Yea, those programs are a good idea

>>32902989
>meetup with bb guns and fursuits

>>32902993
Damn that'd be awesome
Which canton?

>>32903008
Bern.

How do Swiss people greet each other?
When I as a Saupreiß write an email to a campsite, what is an appropriate greeting phrase to use? I feel Grüezi is reserved for the locals and anything I would write seems too formal. Is a simple Hallo or Guten Tag good?

I may be slightly autistic.

>>32903021
Hallo is perfectly fine.

>>32903019
Aw zu wyt für mich
Would be awesome if my range had stuff like that but they can't get their shit together

>>32903021
Guten tag is okay

>>32903046
>>32903052
Thanks, this was bugging me all day.

What do you think the future is for gun laws in Switzerland? Has the recent terror attacks in Europe made the average Swiss a bit more open to loosening gun laws, or keep them the same? Or is it more likely that gun control will be enacted in the future?

>>32902993
Seems nice.

In the range I "work" we only have 12 300m rifle targets but the range will soon be renovated (project in talks since 2 years) and buried and they'll add some 10m gun targets.

>>32903120
I hope they will either stay the same or get loosened

The average swiss guy still thinks of switzerland as the neutral bastion in the middle of europe so they're not worried

At least around here that is

>>32903120
Switzerland has for a habit to see soldiers, kids and civilians open carrying SIG550s in the streets. I don't think it could be more open unless we remove the need for a acquisition permit.

Gun control is supposed to be enacted because of the new EU laws but we'll stay strong and vote against it

>>32903135
Its nice. we also have 12 300m, 8 50m KK and pistol, 10, 25m pistol, and 8 10m airrifle/pistol.
We already own the entire thing. (Never trust the goverment, youll get fucked)
The short distance pit would ensure the future.

>>32892666
I like Switzerland so I shall bumb this thread deebly

>>32903212
cool

>>32903120
depends on how many refuges you take in.

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>>32892666
Them trips.

As somebody wanting to move to Switzerland what all would I have to do to obtain a firearms licence if I am planning on being a permanent resident? Is this possible? Also is potentially one day becoming a citizen a thing?

>>32903120
Gun laws will be adapted if that EU amendment gets accepted. Our politicians are all fucking boot lickers who worry more about what the EU is thinking than what the population wants.

>>32909312
You just need to be a citizen, 18yo and have a blank record or at least one that doesn't say you're a menace for society.

But if you're from Serbia, Bosnia & Herzégovine, Kosovo, Macédonia, Turkey, Sri Lanka, Algeria et Albania, you can't forgot. They're forbidden to own firearms

>>32892901
Canuckfag here, I was always under the impression that after conscription you get it for free?

>>32903212
for such a pro-gun owner country, how could the government possibly want to fuck you?

>>32903184
Switzerland has opencarry?

>>32892666
Is it possible to permanently live and work in Switzerland similar to a regular citizen if I'm not a swiss citizen? I am a canadian citizen with immediate Russian background, if that is important. Do you have a need for Millwrights?

<3

>>32909752
For when you go to the range and come back, yes.

But the actual CCW permit is impossible to get

>>32909787
You can. You'll need a C or B permit, basically the equivalent of an American Green Card

All the infos are on the gov website

>>32909567
I am a Caucasian Burger.

>>32909912
Well you have your answer then

>>32909567
>>32909912
Citizen as in "live in the country" not as in "have the nationality"

>>32909673
Nope, still have to get the permit and pay a small fee

>>32909731
They're jews

>>32909992
Is a B-Permit sufficient or is a C-Permit required?

>>32909673
170 bucks total (70 for the permit and 100 for removing the fun switch) but since it is a sig 550 it is as good as free

>>32910709
You need a C permit as far as I understand the legal gibberish

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>>32909731
Because the government cares mostly about the EU, the USA, big foreign companies that employ mostly foreigners or unpaid trainees and pay no taxes, and some lobbies (banks, insurances, pharma-industry, construction sector, Swisscom and the SRG). The people come in the last place. That's why, I'm absolutely not optimistic regarding the EU-gun ban and Switzerland.

I already imagine Simonetta Sommaruga explaining that, yes, Swiss people are attached to the shooting tradition, but they are also attached to the bilaterals with the EU, which they showed in numerous votes, and those are more important for the country and the economy than a hobby. The SP will jizz and squirt everywhere out of joy. The SVP will throw a tantrum for show, but won't make a referendum - because their leaders are just as entrapped in economic lobbies as the corrupt FDP is. The cross-eyed cunt from the CVP, will totally agree with that and will invent a new tax for lolz and giggles in order to finance public transportation - which is totally unrelated, but that didn't prevent her from inventing new taxes so far.

>>32910779
Hopefully we got a paragraph in favor of the civilians owning guns in the EU legislation. Though it's fucking shit and against our history and gun culture.

I'll fucking sign everything in favor of fucking this EU bullshit

>>32910805
The only exception is to allow servicemen to keep their rifle after the military service. That's all. The rest will be taken 1:1 (more red-tape, mag restrictions - also for SIG 550/PE90, length restrictions, EU registration, safe-keeping obligations, club affiliation obligation...).

>>32910779
>Simonetta Sommaruga explaining that, yes, Swiss people are attached to the shooting tradition, but they are also attached to the bilaterals with the EU, which they showed in numerous votes, and those are more important for the country
I vomit when i think about this

Can you come if you're a frenchfag or, you've got to speak german to come ?

>>32910867
No... why nobody read the laws that are actually voted and keep talking about the old ones.

Civilians can keep their rifles and buy new ones but you need to shoot at least once a year and be part of a club

>>32910779
We have one i repeat ONE chance
We have to make everything to delay this shit until the EU is no more
Make a initiative to stop the bilaterale so tgey dont inact the new gun law until then and hope that the EU falls apart in the meantime
We have to help wilders, le pen and the italians to bomb the fucking EUSSR

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>>32899371
>I already imagine the covers of Blick and Le Matin
Here's a picture from last year meet up, they can just use this one.

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>>32910994

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>>32910994
NO FURRIES!!!

>>32910994
We shoot furries on sight

>>32911060
>>32911075
NO FUHRERS!!!

>>32910994
disgusting

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>>32910994
>>32911075

>>32910954
Link?

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>>32910994

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I repeat, check your emails

Ask me stuff about swissland

Excerpt from the actual amendment (from IMCO website):

Member States shall have a monitoring system, which they may operate on a continuous or non-continuous basis, to ensure the conditions of authorisation set by national law are met for the duration of the authorisation and, interalia, relevant medical and psychological information is assessed.
>Better work on your social skills.

The assessment of relevant medical or psychological information should not be assumed to assign any liability to the medical professional or other persons providing such information.
>If the doc fucks up, it's not his fault.

The authorization for possession of a firearm shall be reviewed periodically, at intervals not exceed exceeding five years. The authorisation may be renewed or prolonged if the conditions on the basis of which it was granted are still fulfilled."
>Hope you're a good boy.

Member States shall establish rules on the proper supervision of firearms and ammunition and rules on their proper storage in a secure way to minimise the risk of their being accessed by an unauthorised person.
The level of scrutiny for the storage arrangements shall correspond to the category of the firearm concerned.
>Enjoy installing those expensive safes

Member States shall take all appropriate steps to prohibit the acquisition and the possession of the firearms, the essential components thereof and the ammunition listed in category A in Annex I. They shall ensure that those firearms, essential components and ammunition unlawfully held in contravention of that prohibition are seized.
>A shame you forgot to declare this drum-round magazine... now we have to destroy it.

>>32911138
nicht verstanden wiederholen

This one concerns Switzerland specifically:

As regards firearms classified in category A6, Member States applying a military system based on general conscription and having in place over the last fifty years a system of transfer of military firearms to persons leaving the army after fulfilling their military duties may grant an authorisation to such persons in their quality as target shooter, to keep one firearm used during the mandatory military period.
>Not so bad for now, but check what's coming next:

These firearms shall be transformed into semi-automatic firearms by the public authority which shall periodically check that the persons using such firearms do not represent a risk for public security.
>Better censor those Facebook posts.

This one's not bad, too:
The firearm fulfils the specifications required for a shooting discipline recognised by an internationally established and officially recognised shooting sport federation.
>Could anyone tell me what shooting discipline recognised by an internationally established and officially recognised shooting sport federation requires an AK and 30-round magazines?

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>>32911190
>>32911194

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I will make a shitton of money with pic related.

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Who's with me? I need investors.

>>32911264
start a crowdfund; you'll get loads of customers.

>>32911264
Try something like kickstarter, etc.

I swear if you start something like that, I'll give a shit tone of CHF !
It might even become very popular in Swiss

If Le Pen becomes president, I will be the official supplier of the Elysée. Not bad.

>>32911308
Dafuq are you talking about?

I work in the EU Parliament can i come?

ill wear suit and tie

>>32911429
Sure! We're totally open. People always depict us Swiss as xenophobic, but it's not true at all.

Depending on your party affiliation you'll either shoot or hold the target while we shoot.

>>32911429
Fuck you eurocuck. We don't want you.

>>32911429
If you like bulletholes in your suit

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Can't wait for the eu to fall, honestly


Also i don't really worry about the eu law since it got shot down like three times last year and again in january as far as i know

And if it gets passed, our shooting clubs have enough members to kickstart a referendum on their own

Also, boating accidents

>>32911191
CHECK
YOUR
EMAIL

>>32899888
Go away fucking occupier

>>32912189
The law has finally been voted in January and will be effective next year if I have the date right.

Though we won't need boat accidents when it's against the Constitution to have laws that take away things another law authorized you to have. (I hope it's clear, it sounds better in my language)

>>32910932

As organiser dude could tell you, we're full right now. Apart from that, I bet 1 or 2 of us would be willing to translate next time. There will be awkwardness, but if you've done army service you're probably no stranger to that.

>>32911191

Verstanden Three Schluss

>>32912736
To Alpha From Bravo;
how the fuck do I hear about this only now that it's too late to sign up, Antworten?

>>32910932
Just say you're from Genève, Lausanne, Vaud or Valais. Nobody would even suspect a thing

>>32912796
An Bravo von Charlie
We made at least 4 threads till we were full
Sorry you didnt see one of them
We were 18 pers in the discord group at this point
Schluss

>>32912845
Not the guy but literally when? I spend half my day on /k/ and only stumble on this one now

>>32912832
Implying I wouldn't detect that accent.

>>32912570
The amendment has only be accepted by IMCO so far. Next month it goes to the EU parliament. If it gets refused, it goes once more to IMCO for amendment. If it gets accepted, it will go to the Council of Ministers who might refuse it for being not strict enough. Then it would go back to IMCO and EU Parliament one more time.

>>32912570
EU law comes before Swiss law. If EU law says no funs for anon, then it's going to be no funs for anon.

>>32893600
I wouldn't even want to be caught dead there. It starts with the Swiss German language that's virtually non-understandable for real Germans ( some ppl say swiss German was invented when a rooskie tried to speak Netherlands) and it ends with lots of swiss guys being extreme pricks against anyone who's not born in their country even if said person ain't even trying to move there and leech off welfare
tl;dr Swiss are pricks and their language sucks ass

>>32911229
Basically:


We are fucked.

That's all.

>>32913288
Tfw we have 2 germans already. We gun owners have to stick together. Especially here in europe. We dont have the room for petty bullshit amongst each other, not during such hostile times against us.

>>32913191
Literally no. Shengen doesn't have the higher ground on the Constitution.

>>32913191
Switzerland isn't part of the EU

>>32911229
>>Could anyone tell me what shooting discipline recognised by an internationally established and officially recognised shooting sport federation requires an AK and 30-round magazines?
Literally the national sport of Switzerland, a.k.a. shooting at a 300m far target with a semi-auto rifle with a program of more than 20 bullets

>>32912855
Been planning this since before christmas

Join the discord if you wanna go to the next one

>>32913366
It's bound to EU because it's a member of Schengen.

>>32913352
International law comes before national law. It's the first thing you learn in law school. That's why many niggers that Switzerland wants to kick out end up staying. They go to the EU court in Strasbourg, whine a little bit, their lawyer (paid by the Swiss taxpayer) makes a speech, and hop, international ruling in their favor - they stay, we pay.

>>32913374
Yes, but isn't it only done with Swiss ordonance weapons (Stgw. 57 & 90 and civilian equivalents, plus the Kar. 31)? And is it internationally recognized?

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>>32913288
>salty german spotted

also nice hitler dubs

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>>32913288
>and their language sucks ass
Which one? We have four

>>32913557
Well the fst-ssv (the Swiss shooting federation) is part of the ESC (European Shooting Confederation) and ISSF (International Shooting Sport Federation) so I guess it is.

Well yes but a STGW90 is basically an AK based rifle

>>32913758
He's obviously talking about Swiss-German, but the same can be said of Italian.

>>32913830
I know, it was a joke. Btw, technically Swiss-German isn't considered a language

>>32913898
Yes it is. Alemannic.

>>32913917
Dialect not language. Slight difference if you want to be facetious like I do

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>>32910778
>>32909876
C-Permit: Usually given after five-ten years of residence in Switzerland. If I lived there now I wouldn't be able to own a firearm in neutral mountain land until I was thirty. Fuck.

I guess its nice being a burger after all. Literally walked into a WalMart near me and after about 15min of paperwork I had a Colt AR to my name.

Oh well I guess no $100 K31s and fresh alpine air are in my future. Thanks for making this (pic) guy part of my life though Swissbros.

>>32914152
100? I never paid more than 50. Even for a prize one.

>>32914152
Well you gotta earn that swiss "citizenship". That's shit ain't free mate, it even gives you the possibility to vote (on the lowest level, but still)

>>32914392
I payed once 120 for one in excelent conditions
Once a friend of my brother got ripped off and payed 450.- for one...

>>32911243
>Shitton
Well memed.

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>>32913288

>>32899371
I kek'd hard.

>>32913535
You haven't read the swiss constitution. International treaties must be ratified by parliament thus subject to referundum in CH.

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swissfag here, signed up for a shooting course not too long ago. never shot a gun before (yes calm your tits I'll go kill myself now).

are there any unwritten rules I should know about when at the range? or anything else you guys wished you had known when you started?

>>32915794
Just do as you are told with the 4 security rules, nobody likes anyone who waves a gun in their face..
Everything else should be fine.

>>32915794
Take the 4 rules serious and dont fucl arround with the gun if you arent a pro
Other tan that:
Yes this ammo will kill whatever you shoot at
No shooting is not like in the movies
Yes you are a pussy for not goeing to the army

>>32915794
What's your excuse for not doing your service faggot ?

>>32915897
>>32915871
Guys. He might just be a future Jungschütz. Well that would violate a rule on here, but still.

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>>32915821
>>32915871
thanks

>>32915897
>>32915925
uncle ueli didn't want me

>>32916193
1x UT?

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>>32916209
yep. Zivilschutz hooray...

>>32914392
>>32914519
Please don't make me feel worse...actually how much is GP11 there? On a good day its .55 cents a round.

>>32914474
But I just want to do IT stuff during the week and go to the range with my K31 on the weekends though.

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>>32916193
>>32916242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9fye5EHRcI

Well that's not your fault they don't wanted you (if don't have played the retard to get fired of course). Zivilschutz is important and very useful for the defense of our country even in peace time for natural disasters.

At least. Way more useful than the motherfucking degenerate GSoA nigger cocks sucking pedo-cucks that go in the Zivildienst to jack off all the day except when they make blow jobs to Eritreans in the rapefugees centers and give their asses to mudslim because even mixing AIDS is cool nowadays for these decadent cunts.

>>32915666
Yes, but the article you mention is about entering international treaties, like Schengen/Dublin, EFTA, the EU, or NATO. Once your inside there's no more voting.

>>32917418
0.30 CHF
The same for GP90
This price is dictatet by the army because the army pays the rest of the bill to help the local shooting asociations

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>>32892666
Has the far right been rising in your country too?
I know you're not EU but you are in the Shengen area, and what I heard was a Swiss politician's daughter got attacked so I assume you have some issues with... day migrants, or something.

When will Switzerland remove frog and repatriate their French province back to France?

>>32920635
Nah we dont have this efects
He had right parties for years now on a rel. Stable 30-35%
The reason, in my point of view, we dont see the france/germanywhatever style is because we always hade this kind of people in politics and due to the direct democraty system is no subject in politics to hot to touch so the far right/left dont have any ammo against the normal parties

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>>32920635
Ay lmao

>>32920675
How's the Euro-sponsored gun control thing being dealt with?

>>32920452
Again no. We always voted on the application of any laws coming from Shengen

>>32920792
Gun lobbys went to all EU reunions to plead and they're already planning on makinging a referendum

>>32913758
Well its not like he wrote at least two times about swiss german in his post.

But nice from you to show that you're a real swiss mountainnigger whos not even able to comprehend simple sentences

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>>32920851
>not taking a joke
>not reading replies
I think you're the nigger here

Stop fighting mates
I'm just trying to organise a meetup here


If anyone is interested in future meetups please check the discord regularly

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>>32913288
Ooooh nooo some fag dont likes us

>>32920635
>When will Switzerland remove frog and repatriate their French province back to France?

The fatburger giving us smart advices. GTFO please

>>32920792
In fact it's relatively quiet. The medias don't talk that much about it. The anti-gun ban protesters are more or less quiet too. Even if they are ready to launch a referendum if our government try to fuck with us.

I think we have to wait till the EU parliament votes for the law and the reaction of our government. But confrontation might arrive (and it will arrive) and then the leftist trash will deploy their full propaganda powers and we'll have to be very careful and try to strike back the best we can.

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>>32920635
>Comparing the romand to the french when your own white house has been blacked

>>32920635
>When will Switzerland remove frog and repatriate their French province back to France?
Never since the "French provinces" aren't even french. The only were for a few years because Napoléon thought why not

>>32921484
We give geneve and take the elsas and we give the tessin and take the sout h tirol
Would work fine

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>>32921716
>we give the tessin

No.

That's like the mediterranean part of Switzerland. Being in Lugano in summer is almost being to the sea in Italy. Beautiful.
Plus the ticinese are pretty based and very patriotic.

What we must do is purge Geneva and take Savoy, Elsas, Vorarlberg and South Tyrol.
Basically make Vaterland great again by reunifying glorious alemannisch-romand-mountain jew people.

>>32921741
this

>>32921716
it's like you don't even realize how Tessin acts, every single time they do their best to stand in favour of the country. In the military, the Tessinois have been the toughest and most hard-working people I've served with (albanois excluded, but they hardly count as Swiss) In exchange, they get German cunts who come take advantage of their lower cost of living and still treat them like the lowest pieces of shit on their heel.

I'm from NE, but I have lots of friends from Lugano and Mendrisio and this shit gets me riled right the fuck up.

>>32921757
>In the military, the Tessinois have been the toughest and most hard-working people I've served with

Well.. Even if I agree that ticinese are great people (i'm >>32921741). In the military they were the most lazy fuckers I've ever seen, ah, ah. But beside that, yes they are great people.
Lots of romand and alemannisch cucks (especially in places like Geneva and Zurich) should take exemple.

>>32921784
This
The funghis were even worse than the romands

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>>32921811
>even worse than the romands

Listen to me Jörg.. What does "disziplin" means to you, hu ?
For me being 15 minutes in advance in the KD-box and wait in "ruhn stellung" like huere mongos isn't discipline. It's stupidity.
The fact is that the romands know when to relax and when to be "bereit".

>>32922037
But they cant do a proper WEMA/REDIMA.
The swissgermans were taking about 50% longer but the romonds had to do all over because they had no organisation or disciplin. When they thought they had done everything they made some push ups about how good romonds are. Romonds or women in charge of anything is just pure nope. Its not the 1940s anymore.

>>32922053
I can say the same for the swissgermans who were with me :

- Fulls of individualism and not even understanding what team spirit and mutual aid is.

- Retarded as fuck and not even being able to understand basic training (at the point that you ask yourself if these troglodytes haven put a foot in school at least once in their life)
>throwing a grenade a remaining standing looking at it to explode
>shooting yourself in the foot because you play with the safety
>firing a blank in the face of one camarade (almost killing each other several time because fuck SIVO and common sense)
>not being able to make the tactical biwak so you use the A-Zelt like a cover

-Running everywhere like frightened children when the time is running and, like they're not able to help each other, failing and being punished again and again with some of them starting to cry.

-being careerist because you want your wachtmeister patch so you lick your superiors asshole and behave worst than the Gestapo with your camarades.


The one good one were the ones from germans wallis.
In fact deutschwalliser are the true killing machin of the army. These guys are beasts.

>>32922168
>These guys are beasts.

Don't know bout actual fighting, but these gemsenfuckers are fit as fuck.
Spent a day near Visp on behalf of the WWF, some 60 year old dude ran circles around me up and down the mountain.

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>>32922178
Did he look like that?

>>32922251
Close, lol.

>>32921741
When you know that Switzerland traded what they had of Savoy and Nizza for the fucking Veltlin and Jura... Good work at the Congress of Vienna, Eidgenossen!

>>32921471
Lmao

>>32921291
>Allowing French speaking provinces
>People who think their language and culture to be superior
>On the same level as Canada

>>32922969
>>Allowing French speaking provinces
>>People who think their language and culture to be superior
>>On the same level as Canada

This show the incompetence of the american education.

1) West Switzerland has always speak french and this has nothing to do with France (the same way Austria or East Switzerland speak german languages ). It has to do with the evolution of antic dialects (old french : langue d'oï, langue d'oc, etc).
The romand Cantons choose by themselves to join the CH. And if the swissgermans don't want us to speak french well we'll leave them but their Cantons have nothing to impose to ours. Like with your states.

2) french speaking swiss have nothing to do with french culture except the fact that we speak the same language (and even there's sometime big differences of language).
We identify as swiss. Have swiss culture and don't pretend that our is superior. We just like our culture and don't give a crap of the other ones.

3) Again the only common point with Canada is the language. Plus Canada is an immigration country (JUST LIKE YOURS). In the same logic I can say that you're POO IN THE LOO level because you speak english. Or south african nigger level because you both share societal similitudes with the niggers.


You are an ignorant faggot and indulge yourself in your own bullshit. You must be some kind of inbred white trash living in some lost shithole in the middle nowhere with the same level of education and IQ as an illiterate nigerian.

>>32922969
>60%

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>>32922969
>>32923484

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REMINDER TO LES WELSCH
You are undoubtedly part of the Swiss master race if you:

>love Switzerland
>do military/civil service
>eat fondue and/or raclette in winter
>vote (preferably, but not necessarily UDC)
>dislike the French (dislike for France itself optional)
>say "nonante"

Don't let triggered burgers tell you anything else.

t. Urkantönler, proud to be serving alongside romands and ticinesi alike

4x20+10

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>>32923621
But I thought fondue was only for tourists. That's what the video said

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>>32923678
*clears throat for effects*
huitante-dix
Now everyone is triggered

>>32923679
I think that was just a jab at tourists who get fondue when it's inappropriate (i.e. at an Italian restaurant, for breakfast, in summer).

If you don't have cheese fondue at least once a year, you don't qualify for the Swiss passport anymore.

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>>32923702

>>32923712
>implying there's an inappropriate time to eat fondue or raclette

>>32923712
What ?... I eat fondue and raclette all the time.

>>32923678
Nononte.

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>>32923621
Greetings to you, comrade.

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>>32923678
120

>>32923837
quattre vingt dix ? vraiment ?

du huärä löli...

chaufed meh maschinegwehr jungs !!!

>>32923837
Stronk US edukation

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>>32923837
>>32923967
>>32923988
>my sides, in orbit

>>32923678
Nüünzg

No bully

>>32923808
Nonente

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>>32924592
Kek

>>32924592
*nonante

>>32923621
I eat Raclette in summer, too, but don't do military or civil service nor do I pay the army tax. Can I still be Swiss master race?

>>32925296
Are you a woman?

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>>32925296

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>>32925296
Go away nu-citizen

>>32925314
Of course not. The army didn't pay enough, was kind of boring (apart of shooting) and food was meh. I preferred going to holiday to Italy with my 16yo, barely-legal gf and banging with her like rabbits and doing drugs, rather than staying with a bunch of other dudes.

>>32925296
Show pussy

>>32925443
I just told you I'm a guy and I'm straight. No pussy to show you. And /k/ is a safe for work board anyway.

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>>32923678
>>32923808
>>32923837
>>32923967
>>32923988
>>32924583
>>32924592
>>32925225

This thread has gone full retard

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>>32925296
>>32925429
>Can I still be Swiss master race?

No. It isn't compatible with the subhuman races.

>>32925513
Pretty much

>>32925296
>>32925481
Guys like you shouldnt have any rights
If you dont do your constitutional duties you dont have the rights ether

>>32925578
Seems excessive. But as I'm enjoying my social welfare, I will meditate about when I wake up tomorrow morning at 15h00.

>>32925635
Now you trolled too far
>fucking a 16 yo loly
We all did that once or twice
>not goeing to the military
We have plenty pussies
>welfare queen
Fuck you this was a troll too far

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>>32925296
>>32925429
>>32925481
>>32925635

At least try next time, gopfertamisiech.

>>32925733
Switzerland isn't even neutral. It works for the UN, especially the army.

Anyway. One time I was with my buddies and we spotted a Swiss blue helmet walking down the street in Chavannes. So, with my five friends we kicked his ass as revenge for Serbia. Faggot was pathetic. He even had glasses. So, we stole his ridiculous blue hat.

>>32925890
>Chavannes
I know you're trolling but this wouldn't even surprise me.