ITT:Stone age /k/

>>32884469
Fuck off Grock fag.

I want to see this thread live a long and happy life

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>>32884469
>not realizing that the spear is an objectively superior upgrade to the lowly rock

I bet you dont even have a club to protect your cave, pleb

The AR-15 is the ultimate weapon and will never be replaced

I recently make short bow.
Then blue pelted men from Chief came and blew spicy juice in face, take bow, and kill wolf companion.
Why?

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>>32886831
Ugh ugh

ayyy arrrrr?

OOK OOK

>mfw

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>>32884469

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>>32886831
>A Rock 15
Can confirm high capacity rock piles are objectively superior to spearfags fragile high speed low drag shit

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>>32886905
>he fell for the rock/spear diocotemy meme

>>32884475
Don't worry, I got your joke

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>>32884469
>be me, walking to cave home
>me find melinin enriched big cat
>JustNeolithicMeUp.Cavepainting
>be loincloth carrying my grock
>take aim and chuck
>DeadAssCat.firePicture

spearfags btfo, and they say grock not got stopping power

>>32886931
>gucci tier spear thrower
some us aren't so lucky anon

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>>32884469
>Spearfags are fine
Torchfags can fuck right off with that black magic

>>32887059
>not going cave clearing with Witchdocter Scout Firestick

get cucked

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I raided some tribe's camp and found this, what do you think it is?

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>>32887097
>Not wanting to barter most of my pelts to the village chieftain so I can own one by his permission

Sure I'm the cucked one

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>>32887189
>asking permission

Ug mocks your cuckedness

>Feinstone trying to ban atlatl again
Unga bunga librocks ruin everything

>>32886949
Heheheheheheheheh

>>32887128
Worthless stick!

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>>32887244
>not asking permission
Risking village warriors coming to slaughter your hunting dog.

> be urg go water hole
> take sharp rock in case see tiger, mammoth, or grug
> grug and grug clan drink at water hole
> grug have new thing
> rock on stick plus other stick
> urg no fight grug, urg start to run but hear roar of predator
> is tyranosaur
> urg get on floor
Everyone eaten by dinosaur

>>32886868
I bet this guy stays with the women to pick berries when all the guys go to catch real food.

>>32888490
It's 10,000BC, We don't need to have a Hunter-Gather Lifestyle

>>32887128
Hit someone with it and see what happens

>>32888513
Gee thanks faggot i just decapitated my friend because of you

>>32888509
>it's current year!!
You like Trogdeau? Go live in Cave-Nada!

>>32884469
>10k bce
>standing up
lmao what a cuck, have fun evolving or whatever that gay shit is called

I died of cut infection tomorrow when fall on rock witchdoctor say

Please sex 4 wife good

That one agog who always still use wood stick when hunt give him my fire make and many sharp stone

Such is Life

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>>32884469
>>then insult humble rockthrower who go get all the food

Whatever speak homo.

>berrypicker from the firewater, smoke leaves, spears and shaman powder tribe comes to your cave
>Him wants your spears

Wat do?

>>32884469
>be poor berry picker
>be at rock throw range
>be mocked by elite spear throwers for use ugly rock me purchase from the slant eye tribe
>say it may be ugly but never break and make more hurt than stupid flimsy expensive spear
Me want rich spear thrower tactical loinclothes though
Tfw you never be as aesthetic as leopard skin loincloth with many rock pouch

>be me
>huntin some animal
>striped horse
>grab many pebble
>throw pebbles at stripe horse
>it run
>my cave painting when i fell for capacity meme over stopping boulder

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>>32886902
>mfw people fall for the starting sticks meme

Went to other side of river

Other clan was practicing with slings. Only have spear

How fucked am me?

>>32888821
Not have spears. Lost in dugout accident.

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Ug ug. We ask cavepainting gathering. We see tak tik ool rock. Long nose tribe try to sell to me. Me ask. Should me trade with two stik or one saber tooth rabbit?

>>32889149
No listen to long nose tribe. They bad civilization.

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>>32884469
Cro magnon slinger master race reporting in

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>>32889178
But long nose tribe greatest ally

Give shiny rocks to Ugg if Ugg smash sand tribe people with muh boulder

>>32889370
Ook ook meant for
>>32889154

>>32888582
>Trogdeau
My fucking sides

>>32887269
Fucking lol