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>>32883953
why?

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>>32883930
so you gave up the troll life and decided to leave mom's basement?

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>>32883930
If this is real I hope a nigger shoots you on your first day.

>>32883971
my mom never had a basement and i havent lived with her in 7 years.

this guy i work with does some bounty hunting on the side and says he can make about $2000 a month doing it. it sounds like a great paying part time job.

>>32883930
so, some fat waste of space autist who has admitted here that he keeps getting shitcanned from every job he's had for the last, what, 2 years, is going to become a bounty huntard? So, are you going to go independent, or try to get hired on with a established outfit? You realize skiptrace is nothing like Hollywood makes it out to be? This isn't an episode of Fall Guy, you won't be having wacky adventures with Lee Majors.

>>32883930
you're either going to get killed or get arrested. good luck.

>>32884106
>skiptrace
Collections here:
Man, I hope he likes instagram.

>>32884106
7 jobs last year. but i've worked at the towing place for awhile now and even got move from dispatcher to driver.

im giong to work with roy the guy i work with. he siad i can be his partner.

Apprentice to a real bounty hunter. They are essentially detectives, not Rambos.

>>32883930
One large butterfly net.

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Oh gods of shitposting and trolling please let this be real. Callum will get killed by a nigger or maybe niggers and we will finally be rid of it. Just let someone record it for the luls.

>>32884296
>Callum will get killed by a nigger or maybe niggers and we will finally be rid of it.
thats just a mean thing to say

>>32884405
Yes it is. This board hates you. Take a hint.

>>32883930
remember: you need at least 51% of the carcass for the reward

>>32884420
Why

>>32884479
Would an agency hire you with 2 DUIS? Sounds like you need to be digging ditches instead of your own grave.

>>32883930
You will need a can of bear mace, and a mullet.

>>32884533
Mullets are for Mexicans.

>>32884532
Why not. The bondsman said her would an I wood work with my buddy roy

>>32884563
Why are you such a trashy person?

Which one is it, daddy issues or mommy issues?

>>32884563
Mullets can be for white trash too

>>32884613
Maybe in the 80s or something. Noone but Mexican have them anymore

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>>32883930
>takes bounty hunting class despite not being able to hold down a job
>has had 2 dui's
>clearly autistic
>has tow truck driver buddy mentor and "partner" with him to start with

Normally I'd make a joke like "you gonna catch yourself loser?" but after seeing the type of people that work security jobs (armored trucks, S-cops, PI's) or non-police LE (Corrections, parole, ect...)...well I honestly have to say being a /k/ommando, especially an autistic one, might actually leave you better prepared than 90 % of the coworkers ive encountered.

Pro-tip. Don't act like a cop. Don't dress like a cop. Don't shoot or spray like a cop.

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>>32884106

Just wanted to thank you for the Lee Majors reference.

>>32884563
>>32884405
>>32884296
>>32884003
>>>/pol/

>>32884782
What's a Lee majors. Some kind of big bore reloader

>>32884833
yea, and they cost $6 million dollars (not adjusted for inflation)

>>32884150
>get arrested
it would be nice to see another tripfag get arrested and go on trial

>>32884175
Jango?

>>32884961
What the heck do they reload

>>32884533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CljsPlBqjZI

>>32883930
You'll quit after a couple of weeks. Bounty hunters have to deal with the scummiest of scum, but for most bounty hunters its ok because they are the scummiest of scum.

>>32887304
>scummiest of scum
so do tow truck drivers. we do repos to.

>>32883930
>II-A vest
>Taser
>peestol of some kind
>tackticool boots
>maybe a badge that says bail enforcement
>a few friends with all those things

>>32883930
Stick to animal bounties. Can collect more than one and less danger. Also more widely available.