If you could be any rank what rank would you be?

>>32881442

E-4, O-3, any WO-.

/thread.

>>32881442
Corporal for life
>sworn in in '93
>get Cpl in '96
>refuse leadership courses
>do tours as hvy eqpt operator in Bosnia, Kosovo, Cypress, Afghanistan, South Korea, Germany, and Panama
>brass doesn't touch me

Master Cheif

>INB4 SS-Oberführer

O-6.

>>32881442
Captain
t.Captain irl

W-5

E4 best rank

>>32881442
big daddy

I wanna be a fighter pilot, boss.

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>>32881442
meme commando

I just like the sound of Brigadier General.

Other than that, maybe O-10 in the Coast Guard.

Chapter Master

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>>32881442
Legatus

SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer

>>32881442
Whoever gets the most money for the fewest work hours.

Probably some desk job somewhere.

>>32881442
Retired four-star General.

>>32881442
Civilian

>>32881442
I'd be the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queens navy

God Emperor

>>32881442
Lance Coolie. For fucking life. Dodging working parties for life.

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Commodore

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>>32881683

You won't be a Legatus for long, we're coming for you

Warrant officer 5. I'm basically a fucking unicorn.

>>32881523
SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer

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>>32881442
Colonel Commissar

>>32882081
Ive seen one. ONE. Ive seen and met at least 7 admirals of varying ranks, but I've only seen a single CWO5.

>>32881442
Civilian again

commander in chief

Commander in Chief. I'm more military literate than Trump.

Generalissimo

"Rear" Admiral.

come swab my poop deck.

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Technical Sgt.

Ninja

>>32881442
president

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>>32881442
stay E-4 with better pay or W-anythimg


>get to do cool shit and no real responsibilities

>unit is pushing me to E-5
>feels bad

>>32884024
Ah yes, that famous move up or move out mentality in the army. I was fond of my SSG rank, had a lot of pressure to keep advancing but chose against it.

>>32881553

What the fuck do Warrant Officers do?

>>32881442

Rear admiral

So I can have seamen on my poop deck

Geddit it's a euphemism for having semen in my anus because I'm a huge faggot

>>32883194

Literally everyone else is

>>32884024
Sham Shield 4 Life.

>>32881442
O-3

I miss Korengal :(

>>32881442
>If you could be any rank what rank would you be?
The one who does the least work, gets paid highly, and stays stationed stateside.

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>>32884113
I wish mane

>>32884051
Chair force we have almost no NCOs in our unit but a shit ton of E-4s

>proven to be capable and not a retard
> have a good work ethic
> Hey we putting you in ALS

>>32884131
just be a paper pushing fuck and never do anything right

>>32884220
if it means I have a cozy life? sure

>>32881530
Captain you say?

eh fuck it, liked every captain I've met. Hope you're having a good day sir.

>>32884239
I guess if thats your thing now that i think about it /R9K/ would be perfect for any job in the mil that deals with paper work or supply
>not much accountability
>always fucking shit up and no being punished
> no social skills required
>all needs are taken care of

>>32881442
6-star General

>>32881442
commander in cheif

Royal Spymaster

an O-10, because money.

>>32884294
pay scales for officers is capped at O9 i believe

>>32881442
2nd Lieutenant
>t. 2nd Lieutenant
That barely disguised hate or anger coming from the lower enlisted is what fuels me

>>32884294
i always have more money than I need as an E-4 but i do have simple tastes

>>32881442
Global Elite

>>32884087
Not knowing what a warrant officer does is part of what they do.

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>>32884319
I hope you end up in an Isis music video scooter

>>32884087
what ever they fucking want to do bro

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>>32881442
Supreme Bashar

>>32884346
Wish I could. Being a fresh faced nurse just means I earn the ire of every medic and person unfortunate enough to be under my care

>>32881528
Underrated

>>32884397
LMAO i can sleep well knowing you have to wipe peoples asses and clean poo

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>>32884534
>Mfw people think we do that
I'll give you a hint. It's why the medics hate me

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>>32881851
but that's heresy

>>32884087
When I was young I thought they hunted down people with a warrant out for their arrest

>>32881982
I made it to Sgt but I definitely had more fun as a Lance Criminal than anything else.

E-7 isn't bad on a sub.

Although I'd rather be a O-5 commanding a sub my entire life.

>>32881468
>cypress
You toured a tree?

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>>32882067
>"I see you fight with words, like all beneath the flag of the Bear. Let us hope your skill with weapons proves greater."

Commander-in-Chief?

>>32881785
This.
Especially if you are tall and white.

>>32885653

In the Mediterranean I bet.

>>32887169

Sorry was meant for this:

>>32885706

>>32881442
Unicorn Warront Officar Staff Sergabt 2lt Spectre Specialist.

Skate as fuck.

>>32882083
>not glorious Führer?

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>>32881442
O-12, natrually

>>32884723
medic here

fuck you, sir

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supreme commander, allied forces

>>32881463
normally I don't encourage /threading yourself but in this case ill let it slide because its genuinely the only acceptable answer.

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Minor Junior Private, Negative First Class

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>>32881442
Only correct answer

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>>32891132
>being institutionalized the rank

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>>32881523
>>32882083
To high, you wont get battlefield experience with this rank.Best ist Obersturmbannführer or max. Standartenführer.

Sergeant of the Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max!

>>32890777
Checked, Kek wills it.

>>32881468
>South Korea, Germany, and Panama
>tour

yeah bud, sure thing

>>32881468
pics or it didnt happen

>>32881442
Supreme Leader.

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Bloquero. Any higher, and it's only a matter of time before you end up in Ad Seg or get picked off.

>>32881442
Capitan. Chavez from Six knew what up

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>>32881683
Would rather be Imperator and spend my days having orgys and comissioning statues to my glory

Would have loved to be warrant officer but I went chair force. Oops.

>>32881442
Grand Marshal

>tfw E-2 working in brigade HHC
kill me

>>32891801
the emperor was called augustus, imperator just meant 'conqueror' and wasn't tied to any actual office in the administration.

just so you know

>>32881530
seconding this, being a lieutenant sucks and being a major is too much work

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>>32884393
My powindah.

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>>32881442
Reichsleiter

>>32881553
only correct answer

>>32881442
>3 star general
>so i can end these rape seminars
Please God, let it happen.

>>32883149
There was one that went to my church. He played cards on a plane all day. Don't know what that meant, but hey.

>>32892204
>Driver for a Battalion Commander
I know that feel, bro

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>>32884210
>>32884113
>>32884024

>friday
>alright we're having a 6 hour leader's meeting
>e-4 and below have a good weekend

I never want to get promoted, unless I go WO

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>>32884346
>machine gun bursts longer than 3-5 seconds

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>>32892540

>>32881442
GS-15.

I'll sit at my desk and tell Colonels to fuck off while not doing my job.

>>32892394
desu why not just be secdef?

>>32881442
First Sea Lord

>>32893441
Enjoy getting your cruiser mined and dying in the dark cold waters of the North Sea

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Hopefully Princeps, maybe a Triarius but I really don't intend to stay for longer than a decade.

t. Hastatus

>>32881442
S

E4, competent enough to work by yourself, low enough pay grade to not be considered important. At least that's how it is for maintainers.

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>>32881463
>>32881468
>>32881589
>>32884024
>>32884113
>>32884210
>>32884131
>>32884239
>>32884321
>>32885279
>>32886955
>>32890777
>>32890826
>>32892540
>>32892612
>>32892887
>>32893713

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Obergruppenführer.

>>32894385
What movie is this?

POTUS

>>32894423
Tv series, Man in the High Catle

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>>32894423
For your future reference.

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>>32894423
>>32894450
Reverse image search exists. Teach a man to fish an all that.

>>32881442
I would ba a 4 star admiral.

That nice fat pension.

CW-5.

>>32894484
wooooo he`s a 4chan/9gag vet

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>>32893967
Seek your glory Lt.Dan, seek your glory.

>>32884319
arguably you fuel yourself because your smugness towards the lower enlisted is what fuels their barely disguised hate or anger

>>32881442
General.

Not cuz I think I would be any good at it, but when I was enlisted it used to just blow my mind how much power those guys have. Theyre practically like royalty, I would just be neat to expierience it for like a week.

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ARCHBISHOP. Launching wars against Nazi, Jews and heathen alike.

THE SENTENCE IS DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!

>>32881442
a level 99 necromancer

>>32881776
this tbqh

>>32884087
Magical unicorn shit. They always know where to find booze.

>>32881442
AT2(AW)

O-6 USAF would probably be the most comfy rank you could possibly be.

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>this thread
>not wanting to be a Gunny

They're like the closest thing to wizards

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El Presidente

(Terminal) Lance Corporal.

Why is that picture so lowres btw?

Civilian
Anybody that's served knows that the civilians we work with outrank everyone. CO can't tell civi to do shit.

Pvt - PFC - LCpl - PFC - LCpl - Cpl - Sgt - Civilian
You're not a real muhreen unless you've been ninja punched a time or two.

>>32899301
Pffft please, ninja punches are for people who get caught

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Command Private Major

>>32881463

I've seen CWOs working in an office and not skating. Hell, I knew what their jobs were and exactly what they did.

Have I seen the unseeable?

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>>32885866

Lanius vs level 50 Courier:

Torn to shreds by multiple .45-70 SWC rounds, victory for the NCR.
Disintegrated by overcharged Gatling lasers, for the House.
Blown into high orbit by Mercy 40mm grenades, for a free Vegas.
And after a Legion victory at the damn, Oh Baby!'d right in the face by a Courier intent on being Caesar -- FalloutNV has crashed

Lanius was born to lose.

>>32899357
ive worked directly with C/WO's and you "should" see a CWO or even a 5 every time you go to the rifle range if your a muhreen as they should be inspecting it every KD

hell i was considering going WO route but in my MOS that's a fuck hueg leap in technical knowledge and i already can't fucking stand it

>>32881442
i just want to be leet operator desu

>>32899330
already taken lad.
what is a specialist after all.

>>32881442
Yall can call me massa general

>>32893967
Lmao tryhard faggot

Colonel.

A General of the Armies of the United States

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>>32881442
Sergeant Major, since that's big dick status in my country ever since it was re-introduced.

>mfw my Lt. got yelled at for not saluting/greeting a Sgt. Major visiting