Jesus christ france, explain yourself

toxoplasma gondii

Most stable moving firing platform other than a weponized Segway.

>>32869156
WHAT IF THE CRIMINAL RUNS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS???

Ever been kicked in the head with a fruitboot ?

>>32869172
>grind the railing after him

>>32869101
I now want a movie about roller skating cops.

I got the title already

>Inline Justice

Anyone got a good tagline for this?

>>32869101
France hasn't done anything right since WW1. What did you expect?

>>32869308
Nah they're bombing some sandniggers.
This is actually a good thing.

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>>32869101
This kind of stuff is over since a loooooong time.
It was an experiment from our socialist gvt (1997-2002) to make the police appear more "friendly" with the immigrants.

It was a success, judging by how our police looks now (pic related).

>>32869303
closest I could do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZqRahKx78

>>32869294
I laughed

>>32869351
Are those Adidas combat boots? nice

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>>32869347
Yeah their mil fucks shit up in Africa and their domestic cops magdump on sand potatoes.

>>32869351
Dude your cops look kick ass now, total jack booted thug I dig it

>>32869303

>Look at these fags!

>not being so high speed low drag you operate on Rollerblades for maximum battlefield maneuvering

Do you even operate? This it the future of urban combat.

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>>32869351

>>32869101

i'd say it depends on how good those skaters are

have you ever seen pro or comp amateur skaters cranking around ?

cripes they are so much faster than people on foot it's scary

>>32870211
lol.

>>32869294
>>32869303
kek

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>>32869101
looks like the Rokkaku Police finally learned that the only way you can win against roller-blading punks is by getting roller blades

>>32869294
kekd

>>32869303
You can run, preferably not up steep hills or down stairs, but you can't hide.

>>32870347
JET SET RADIO FUTUUUUUURE

>>32869351
>she will never mount you and fuck the shit out of you after a frustrating day of patrolling

They can even hitch rides on the bumpers of squad cars and buses to save the city's fuel budget.

>Picturing the protagonist of Airborne with a balaclava and P90

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>>32869294
tou fucking che sir

>>32869101
Laugh and grow fat

>>32870364
Yeah what happens if the guy runs of a hill or steps?

>>32869101
these are actually the coolest cops I've ever met. I was in the park in the middle of the Louvre a few years ago and saw a rollerblade cop take down a sub saharan gentleman who was selling keychains without a permit. I guess selling trinkets without permission is frowned upon in France.

>>32869351
Wrong, These guys were patrolling the Louvre as recently as 2013 and probably still are. That's the only area I've ever seen them in though.

>>32869303
You can't skate around the law

>>32871015
Oh big time, I was crossing the bridge that's like right behind the Eiffel Tower and some gentleman of arabic descent was selling trinkets on a blanket. This gentleman got completely btfo by a bicycle cop, slammed him into the railing and half his shit went into the river.

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>>32871015
>I guess selling trinkets without permission is frowned upon in France.

It is, but i'm too lazy to translate it to you in a manner that isn't confusing.

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vente_%C3%A0_la_sauvette

Basically you aren't allowed to sell stuff of services on public property without authorisations, if you get caught it's 6 months of jailtime, a fine of 3750€ and the requisition of the merchandise you've been selling , more if the cops find out others that worked with you and got caught too.

Never buy anything from them anyway, it's either counterfeit, stolen or out of production for reasons, and it's being sold a lot more than it's worth.

>>32871015
>I guess selling trinkets without permission is frowned upon in France.
And that's good. Paris has the most tourists on earth, it's already suffocating as is. Allowing people to lay down their mats everywhere to sell their crap would make it worst. Look at the fucking mess that Rome is.

>>32869101
eurogas is so expensive europoors have to resort to rollerblades. sad. many such cases.

>>32871033
yea i wasn't precise enough : Most of them disapeared after 2002. The only brigade remaining is in Paris in the 1st discrit. So indeed they cover the Lovre.

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>>32869501
Tends to happens when the pussy running your country allows that many undesirables in and gives them free reign

>>32869303
If it doesn't star prime 90s Van Damme playing two characters the universe is meaningless void.

rollerblades are faster than protestors.

Bongs charge you with horses, 'Murricans with segways, and Frogs with rollerblades. Chose your fate.