Would you like a wife like this, /k/?

yessir

>>32864449
No her bangs look like a bowl cut.

I don't care that she's tall, I'm still taller.

>>32864449
>carrying in a wedding dress on an actual wedding
UNF

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No like this

>>32864449

>kind of looks like that quirky goth chick from NCIS

would

She is an available widow...motorola was blown up in an elevator last year.

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poor girl is all alone now

>>32864597
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>32864607
>straw in a wine glass
What the fuck

I like the way his handgun is holstered with that broken wing of his.


And no, no I wouldn't. 8 years in the Army and I learned very quickly not to even look at a woman who even KNOWS of someone in the military. 99% are whores.

>>32864722
Wine stains, anon. It would discolor her lip gloss.

>>32864523
>tfw i will never have this because my gf is a chidish and never even wears makeup around me

sure is nice when she tells me she is horny and i show up to her wearing a frumpy sweater, hair all awful, and some face cleaning mask on. really gets my boner pumping girl. you know how to do it.

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>>32864449
I'm prefer more of a "qt who just likes to have fun".

>>32864449
No, the women's job is to make sammiches while I fight. She's nit supposed to do the fighting.

>>32865174
What about self-protection?

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>>32864449
>tall
>passable face
>godly tits
>has low enough standards to fuck an ugly-ass power-tripping psychopath

Why the hell not?

>>32864607
it was all propaganda anyway

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>wife
>farthest I've gone is a handshake

>>32864979
Just be happy you have someone who cares about you anon.

>>32864607
>poor grill is alone
>is alone
yeah....not with those tits anon

>>32864449
Wish my wife had her tits, not gonna lie.

>>32865495
Im glad you have a son that likes guns as much as you do

>>32865508
Old joke is old.

>>32864979

Kek, I know that feel. Need to tell her to dress hot or she'll show up to sex like she's been carpooling kids all day.

>>32864979
>says anon as he smears Cheeto crumbs all over his keyboard and let's his neckbeard grow out

>>32864449

I'd much prefer someone playful who has at least one thing she nerds out over, doesn't even have to be something I'm interested in, I just love seeing people be enthusiastic about anything at all.

>>32865467
Women are incapable of caring about someone else

>>32865211
Not so subtle bait

Nope

>>32864607
>>32864449
the hair and Resting Bitch Face syndrome bring down the overall score.

>>32865086
that's a guy, isn't it anon?

>>32864449
not really a wife, if she has a dick

>>32864494
>not liking slavic women with bangs
Fag Detected

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tfw no Afrikaner grill

>>32865708
You sound like a faggot

>>32867500
>Just liking anything

Virgin detected

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>>32864449
isn`t this that motorola or something? Did he die?
>pic not related

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>>32866365
I dunno, I just found these on the occasional GWG thread.

>>32868806
yep. mid october

>>32864449
Eh, I prefer redheads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrwUxYwhJvE

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>nobody posting the rest of the pictures
well someone's gotta do it

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>>32868848

>>32868806
>Did he die?
well, if you calling getting blown up in a booby trapped elevator "dyeing" then yea, he died.

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>>32868856

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>>32868873
look at this size difference lol

real shame about Motorola though

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>>32868928
I guess one thing manlets have going for them is their eyes are at tit height. Still not worth it.

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He is now liberating People in Heaven, dog bless him.

>>32864449
enlighten a newfag on 'motorola'

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>>32868866
>>32868820
fug, didn`t know
also: >gif related

>>32864449
nope, would shoot this putins whore in the face

>>32864848
tranny?

>>32869076

Ukranian separatist/terrorist/freedom-fighter/war criminal/manlet who wanted to join Russia,

In typical fashion of anybody who deals with Russians they died under """""mysterious circumstances,"""""" by an IED in his home apartment complex elevator during a ceasefire, which was probably set by agents of the Russians so they could capitalize on his death.

>>32868982

If they're toes to toes his nose is in it, if they're nose to nose his toes are in it.

>>32864449
no she's nasty

>>32867500
i can tell you have experience in the field

>>32869091
try google

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>>32865722
you can tell your life is a complete waste of energy if you agree with this sad plebeian

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>>32868823
>hey y'all
>nice body
>good shot

Why aren't there enough of these women to go around anymore?

>>32864449
I dunno, how much is she charging?

I thought these types came in a catalog.

>>32868823
>Kristi
God I hate white people names.

>>32866365
wow you really can't tell can you

>>32864607
Too bad motorola died

>>32864722
That's not wine anyway

>>32869474
this is /k/, take nothing at face value

>>32864722
dude, Slavs

>>32868928
>>32869481
Good fucking riddance. I'd have some respect for him, but he's executed PoWs.

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>>32870278
>but he's executed PoWs
Who cares?

>>32864449
>Shoulder holster doesn't match dress
>St George's ribbon doesn't match
Overall, 7-8/10. Would.

And the dude, cross draw drop leg? what?

>>32868856
I'm kinda surprised the garter isn't a St George's ribbon.

>>32868359
is that Theryn

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fresh OC, thought you might like it.

>>32864848
Tits?
...o-or c-c-cock...

>FAS

>>32868866
you can get blown up and not die

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>>32868928
>tfw no qt giant slavic gf
it hurts tbqh

>>32864449
I'm a desocialized loser, so I'd wife anything.

>>32869291
god I still have to look at this mug even after I stopped browsing the milsurp threads?

Is it me or does she remind anyone else of a giant slavic BaileyJay?

>>32872534
delet this

>>32870982
What are war crimes?

>>32865722
Mad because Motorola admitted to being a subhuman war criminal or what?

>>32864722
*Rednecks.

>>32864449
>Do you want Bailey Jay as your waifu?
wrong board for that OP