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>>32851541
Be a woman and allow others to have sex with you.

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>>32851653
found the retards who couldnt score high enough on their asvab

>>32851541

anything that does not involve flying or having to put up with people's bullshit as security forces

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>>32851673

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>>32851719
>being this buttblasted about being retarded

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EOD if you wanna do something cool.

Intel or comm if you wanna do something inside.

Sec forces if you want something to complain about.

>>32851971
Also,
Finance if ur a fag

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>>32851741
>>32851671

>being this buttblasted about being called out on being a faggot

>>32851653
i kek'd heartily

>>32851619
That's a really badly set up chocolate fountain

>>32851719
Hey, whoa WHOA, this isn't a navy thread, Marine.

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>>32852014
>being this asshurt about the anon that is buttblasted about being called out on being a faggot

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>>32852069

>being so booty bothered as to complain about the anon making a comment on the anon bitching about his air force "service"

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Huuuuuuuagh

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>>32852880
>niggers

Recruiter

>>32851671
why would you brag about scoring high on the ASVAB but still be fucking stupid enough to join the military over the private sector?

>>32852880
I dont even think there are even that many black women in the entire USMC

>>32851541
To give you an actual answer: Safety
Yes the Air Force has a job called Safety, you tell others what is and is not safe.

Alternatively, be a woman.

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>>32853118
Topz n Blue

NDI looks really easy. I'm metals tech which isn't difficult but if you aren't very mechanically inclined I wouldn't suggest it.

>>32853184
Usmc is all black women.

Finance

>sit on your ass all day
>first Thursday off every month
>get to fuck up my paychecks

Easy as fuck

Any cyber job if you like security clearances and air-conditioning.

Maintaince if you don't think you're smart enough for shit and just want to turn wrenches and talk shit

Finance, or anything administrative for that matter if you want a cushy office job with a real lunch break and people hating you but translates well to civilian world

Security forces if you want to shoot guns and get stories. Also if you want to deploy

Special forces if you think you have the mentality for it and want to spend all your time on deployments.

Any air national guard job if you want to stay close to home, basically be mostly a reservist and get a bunch of free shit.

Basically, talking aptitudes, open electrical or mechanical will land you in maintenance working on aircraft, open general you'll end up security forces or services cooking food and cleaning up after people, and open administrative will make you a personnelist dealing with other people leaving the military or moving to the base you get stationed at.

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>>32851541
Just join the coastguard

>>32852880
Senior on the left is not happy.

>>32854203
>Security forces
STOP.

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Finance.
Acquisitions.
Public Affairs.

>>32851541
Airfield pest control or some shit. Basically you ride around all day and kill stuff. Its not a job you know about til you see two guys rolling around the tarmac with shit eating grins as they scare birds and run around the ranges all day.

>>32854358
Can't kill shit. It's your job to go around collecting Mojave Greens and dropping them off right outside of base. I assume that's what they do with them. Enjoy getting calls to scare off coyotes that eat small dogs in housing. No idea what they do on deployments but I assume it has something to do with camel spiders.

>>32854325
I'm fairly certain the belt is upside down to ensure safety during the photo shoot, and not sheer retardation.

There are plenty of other photos of real retardation out there

>>32854043
>I tried to Molotov one of their concerts.
> the ops sup locked me in the trunk of a car for a few hours to calm down.
Fuck them

>>32852024
poorly

>>32854537
>assault with deadly weapon
>few hours in trunk
Honestly
the faults not with them

Former chairforce here, go enlisted aircrew.

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>>32851619
>>32852024

willy wonka would not approve

> The Slings
> And Arrows
> Of Real
> Combat

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>>32851541
A guy I worked with was in the air force reserve and had to deploy to Afghanistan. All he did all day everyday was drive a forklift from the back of a cargo plane to the back of a truck.

You're a welfare queen no matter what your job is!

>>32851541
Tactical Gigolo

>>32853118
im 34 for the next 2 months

but im not gonna pass physical, so I guess there's no place for me there

otherwise I think I would have been great in the air force, my dad was

>>32851541
Recruiter

>>32854207
People joke about the Coast Guard, I do too, but they have one hell of a precision shooting course. There's a lot of Marine sharpshooters that would fail the CG shooting training.

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> had to pick the easy assignment
> ends up signing an nda

>>32854242
>Senior on the left is not happy.
That's a fucking Lt

>>32854446
they could have put the bolt forward and then put the rounds in and been perfectly safe, no, this is a female im the "military"

>>32854927
sadly I've seen pog field grade officers that salute like that and nobody ever corrects them.

>>32855211
that's because their skills beyond adhering to military protocol.
8 years medical school + 3 months military school = bullshit gets overlooked

>>32851541
installing windows 98

>>32854203
>security forces
>shoot guns

Found the security forces guy who thinks hes a door kicker.

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>>32854325
unrelated but just wanted to share this picture,
also saved yours since we are lacking GWG threads

Loadmaster. Get to fly around the world being payed that sweet flying allowance plus you wear a flight suit to work everyday.

>>32856305
I'd give her the screaming Indian if you know what i mean.

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>>32854927
You think thats bad :^)

>>32856397
>left handed saluting intensifies.

>>32853156
>over the private sector

Does that include lifetime benefits? Also this is no longer 2006-2008.

>>32851671
Bud I got a 99, have a degree in engineering and still went enlisted with an 03XX contract.