/k/omrades, >none of the chicks at the range are single >never

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BAMP

give up and jack off to anime for the rest of your life

>>32832865

take the blackpill, OP

>>32832865
>>32832872
oh for fuck's sake

I'm interesting and handsome enough to date girls wherever I go. Just not the one who thinks a great weekend is bushcrafting and blowing shit up

>>32832865
This is what I did.
Pretty underrated desu

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>>32832865
this

just about any outdoorswomen you meet were forged that way by the hand of another man.

>>32832897
Yet here you are

>>32832897

just get a chubby country girl then

>>32832908
so, find a good one at some local hiking group and /k/raft her to be my wife-in-arms?

I've had a couple girlfriends that loved being outside but wanted nothing to do with firearms

>>32832959
good luck turning a sackajahweeya wannabe into a gun loving conservative housewife

Most chicks I met that liked guns only had a passing interest and no desire to truly hone their skills for any purpose. They just wanted to be cute and liked for doing dude stuff. Like you know she's pretty much a slam piece when she shows up to the first range trip in daisy dukes, cowboy boots or heels and no eye or ear protection.

I know that feel OP, I too desire a qt3.14 woman to operate and copulate with.

>>32832812
Go to church, find yourself a normie. Slowly convert her.

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>>32832918
I guess I wrongly assumed this forum wasn't chock full of weeaboos

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>>32832812

wednesday is ladies night at a local range

check your local ranges

>>32833009
you really suck at spelling reddit if that's what you came here thinking

>>32833018
been lurking since 2005 buddy

haven't been on reddit once

>>32833031
times have changed I suppose

>>32833031
thanks for your oldfag resume, you really proved your point about how long you've been around anonymous lebanese anal rape pinterest boards

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>>32832812

>you will never have a partenership so /k/ like Burt and Heather Gummer.

:(

>>32833009
seriously if this is your favorite firearms sub you ought to be ashamed. I know I am.

>>32832812
try going to the singles range in town instead

>>32833069
shoot me one where real dudes converse

I don't get online much

>>32832812
>how does one find tactical honeys?

Hang around the frozen food isles in Walfart, wear you most pensive face, and ask loudly "But how dos one actually cook chicken tendies?" Any woman who wears cammies is now a potential target; it's OK if she's fat, just don't let her have any tendies, and she'll slim down. Thank responding woman profusely, and impress her with your Call of Duty high Scores, then take her home for some chicken tendies.

>>32833085
anywhere but imageboards you lonely fuck

>>32832923
They want cowboy chad.

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>>32833082
>tfw range has no singles policy

>>32832985
Shoot loud guns with them right next to you.
Problem solved.
Yes i know she would hate guns
Everyone does nowadays because LOL JUST GET THE POLICEZZE

>>32832812
From my experience, you find the good looking, conservative blondes whose dads shoot and taught them to shoot. They've done it before and they'll want to do it with you. It'll rev their engine at least the first time, then if they like you, they'll continue to do it so that they can spend time with you. After a while, most people really enjoy shooting. She'll probably never be into it as much as you (into reloading and autistic-level firearms knowledge), but she'll still be there.

Tbh, tho, you don't want her to be that interested. A man needs a place to go and dick around without a woman there. This is why men have worked in the garage after work for at least a century.

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>>32833014
found one with ladies night
>2 hour drive away
>hope it's worth it

>>32833101
being a cowboy chad is easy is shit.
>acquire truck
>spend at least 5000 dollars on stupid shit for that truck
>acquire either a swag belt buckle and carharts/ a 500 bolo tie/ expensive cowboy boots
>dip
>football
>drink coors
>drink more coors
>don't be poor
>marry and divorce a series of ditzy 18-25 years old.
>pay alimony
>Kys

>>32833147
>tattoos
Discarded.

>>32833099
Not same person but
I dunno, i like it here. Very few, if any, fudds, and /k/ hates mall ninjas enough that they pretend they aren't when they're here

Very centrist, from a firearms perspective

>>32833181
at least she's not some ditz posing with her index finger below the guard

>>32832923
This. I was really thirsty and hooked up with this fat farm girl i met off tinder. I guess she isnt into all that tactical shit but the sex is great and shes down for guns, as well as cooking a damn good meal.

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>>32833142
>blondes
nah, they remind me of my mother

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>>32833189
right up 4chan's alley

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>>32833147
What the fuck

Im scared anon

>>32833211
Fair enough, I'm at a Southern state university, so you can pretty much pick out the conservatives by hair color and clothes (read: sorority)

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>>32833229

>>32832908
Women can also be outdoorsified by their fathers; look for daughters of vets, hunters, farmers.

>>32833087
Kek

>>32833229
how can someone barely be taller than their rifle?

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>>32833147

good luck

>>32833147
Pro tip

>It won't be

>>32833212
Look into her eyes
I feel she's seen some real shit
A truly cute pic.

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>>32833253
ha i never noticed that
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>>32832812

>innaArmy
>meet fellow soldier chick
>we go hiking one day and split off from group
>find a rock ledge to sit on over vast desert
>start talking
>very similar childhood
>both raised on farms, rough upbringing, starving artists before enlistment
>ask her why she joined
>"I wanted to shoot guns and jump out of planes"
>keep talking for several months, I can tell she's developed some feels
>hang out in person, talk for hours on phone, etc
>topic of guns comes up a lot
>and then it happened
>she mentions anime
>she watches Jorgemund, Gunslinger Girl, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon
>I'm not a big anime guy, but I know what this means
>she says "I'm into guns and violence and stuff"
>she always talks about wanting to go on my adventure trips
>has big feels for me, and I feel the same, but haven't brought it up like she has
>loves to play with my guns
>wants me to take her innahills on horseback and shoot shit on one of the upcoming 96's

If I don't do this, I'll regret it forever, won't I?

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>>32833233
I'm not desperate dude I just figure it's worth a shot at least once

...it would be nice even as a fling

>>32833308
WTF dude, why aren't you already dating her?

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>>32833306

>>32833308
>kept reading expecting to see something about you making a move of some sort
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR

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>>32833318
I know right didn't the army teach you anything about acting on opportunity

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>>32833325

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>>32833325
mulan?

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>>32833308
She's only watched about 6 animes and you're asking if it's okay to dip your benis?

Are you retarded? Cure her of her autism before it's too late.

>>32832812
FUCKING NEITHER! find a woman that's happy doing womanly shit. Space is important for a relationship.

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>>32833335

>>32833308
Christ, man, why aren't you currently driving to go see her and ask her for dinner and some drinks?

>>32833316
>>32833318
>>32833330

I've been waiting for a right time, but I guess better late than never. I'm just scared. We PCS'd to different stations but just a relatively short drive away. I mean, she's actually came around on multiple 96's and actually came all the way from her family home to mine on Christmas Eve and spent 1.5 days with me.

>>32833361
Don't wait until she gets tired of fucking around expecting you to do something

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>>32833361
No one this stupid can sustain a functioning relationship.

Marry your hand instead.

>>32833368
Hes right, dont blow it.

>>32833361
I seriously hope this is bait. If she comes to visit you on Christmas Eve from your home, she's practically begging to be with you.

>>32833368
>>32833380

Okay. I will. It's been a fear thing. I lost my fiance some time ago and the whole "hurr never date another service member" thing

>>32833389

If I was gonna bait you, I'd come up with something better than this. I'm a level 9,000 shitposter.

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>>32833348
do most conservative americans think this way?

if the SHTF would you want your significant other to always need your protection?

>>32833308
DO IT FAGGOT.
GO FOR THE WAIFU

>>32833306
>be former motor technician
>no combat experience
>get sick ink
>start a "veteran anti poacher" campaign
>"can't wait to go kill bad guys"
>do wicked radical photo shoot with gunz
>empower feminist world wide because "if men can do it so can we!"
>get blasted by guys that are actually helping the anti poaching efforts
>get fucked

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>>32833418
interesting automatic thought process you got there

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>>32833402
Sorry about your fiance, bro. This girl sounds like she's really into you. Hope it works out.

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>>32833457
This chick was a fucking joke and an embarrassment to the US.

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these ladies are awesome

>>32833478

Don't be. She ain't dead, but she might as well be. She was always a little off and then she just snapped. Had to be arrested. Tried to flee justice, got institutionalized. She didn't stay long. Last I heard of her, she was strung out on drugs and getting railed by anything that would stand.

>>32833501
Good Lord, you dodged a bullet then

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>>32833479
didn't know my bad anon

>>32832812
You must be 18 or older to post here.

>>32833147
Good luck m8

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>>32833576
you should probably leave then before you see something that might adversely impact your childhood development

>>32833308
What the actual fuck are you waiting for, a signed invitation?

>>32833536

I know, m8. Just hard to trust a woman after that. Especially innaservice, where such women as you see on a regular basis are shitbags.

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>>32833586
goddamnit why is that knife there

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>>32833609
>innaservice, where such women as you see on a regular basis are shitbags

could you elaborate on that? just curious

>>32833611
i want to shove my nose as far into her asshole as I can get it

>>32833586
>knife shoved into webbing
jesus christ

>>32833630

Whew lad. In a land where there are six males for every one woman, decreased standards, and the male's natural tendency to try and avoid hurting women...

Females in the military are known for soaking up cum, sucking cock for promotions, getting pregnant, being shitbags and shirking hard work.

Females everywhere are known for this, I reckon. But it's worse when you're trapped with them from time to time.

But not all are this way. Just as with the darker races, loud minorities etc.

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>>32833308
Seriously dude, holy shit, literally just say anything remotely indicative of your desire to bone. Even if it's a stuttering mess just say it ASAP or you'll regret it forever and I will fucking turkeyslap your pasty nerd face

>>32833152
Getting a truck was the only good thing about that.
My grandfather told me cowboy is someone who is invoked with cattle.
Not some asshole twanging a 6 strong going on about drinking shit beer in his truck with a girl at a pond/party

>>32833147
7.62x39 mags on ars are ugly as sin.

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>>32833637
I know, I'm trying but it's slim pickin's

>>32833666

This. Cowboying is a line of work. I worked cattle for 15 years, and the only cowboy boots I own are worn from stirrups and cow shit, my wranglers are faded and slick, not crisp and dark. Only decorative belt buckle I have is a Cowboy Up award buckle I won riding bulls when I was 15.

>>32833673
>slim pickins
For the same reason as OP's, jesus fucking christ.

>>32833479
Is tha the bitch who froze up got her squat killed captured then got raped and got a blue heart or some shit.
Sorry im only her for guns.

>>32833611
>>32833637
Women are such fucking trash holy shit.

>>32833666
this is what is wrong with new hit country music

>>32833695
no that's the anti poacher girl

>>32833687
I want to be you an live your life.

>>32833705
Hank Williams
Johnny cash
Didn't sing about hooking up with floozys that was new wave country
Roots and bango pickin is country along with bayou fiddling
Drinking cheap coors and listen to pop cutie boys sing a song about cute girls in denim daisy dukes is trash shit not country its townie/wanna be country.
Try blowing a jig and picking a joe and tell my bout country.
Its sucks inna woods, faggots drinking a huge truck but it never sees anything but concrete damn shame shit.

>>32833713

No, you don't. I'm the Army anon who has yet to take advantage of the amazing girl. But yeah, before I enlisted, I worked cattle and horses, wrote poetry and delivered building supplies.

I still ride horses, hence that chick wanting me to take her.

I think if I can't figure life out by the end of my enlistment, I'm gonna go back to the old family property, saddle up my favorite horse and shove a 30-30 in the scabbard and point his nose west.

>>32833710
She pretends to save the millions of herd animals in the most fertile place of the world next to Brazil?
How can you poach animals that look like they are in the million?
Ever watch nat geo? How the fuck are Africans starving with elephants, rhinos , buffol, deer things and crocs gators and fish
So many herd animals but Africa is starving?

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>>32833736
>townie/wanna be country
there's like 8 country radio stations here and that shit is 90% of the playlist

>>32833743
That girls probably a huge whore (me exs where horse girls and horse girls are bat shit)
But still living that life would be fucking kick ass compared to hanging around bangers and smoking drugs.
Enjoy the enlistment i know i never will.

>>32833769

She's not a horse girl, she's never riden and wants to go with me. I like to take any vacation I can and go saddle up and get the fuck away from all these people. I never was raised around people. But I do know that they all suck. Noisy. Horses ain't noisy.

>>32833756
Hank Williams blew his brains out after downing whiskey and shooting dope.
Thats real country when you think hard about it
Also the muh divorce she took the kids muh truck gone muh dog died the factory/mill shut down fuck my life and let me drink meme

>>32833780
The make the sound that sounds like grunting and huffing.
Well have fun being a walking lady porn novel character who swipes a bitch off her feet after passionately riding a horse.
Lucky cunt.

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>>32833793

I never thought of it that way.

But, just in case you strike it rich, there's cheap land from Arizona on across to Georgia and you can buy a string of good saddle horses for rock-bottom over in Mississippi these days.

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>>32833793
totally

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>>32833816
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>>32833820
Wishful thinking dude but thanks.
Now romance that chick and go ballz deep bro ham.

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>>32833695
who`s the name of this grils though? (no the anti poacher girl)

>>32834077
Kinessa Johnson

>>32834092
oh i can't read apparently
>(no the anti poacher girl)

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You faggot you think we still find these women in the wild?
No! do what men have been doing for ever go find yourself a quiet church mouse, get her moist, shell slowly just start faking an interest until its just that thing you do together.
Jesus nobody takes the time to cultivate their women anymore

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>>32833014
Ladies Night is fucking terrifying. Every single Becky, Kirstin, and Ani (dotted with a heart, naturally) shows up in club-wear and heels and proceed to put new holes in the ceiling and floor while also managing to sweep the whole fucking firing line with rented scattergats every twenty seconds. The last time I was present for one there were TWO ROs per lane and even then it was a gongshow because those shitheads wouldn't do a damn thing to enforce safety regs; too busy trying to show off their new Velcro and Punisher patches to sorority chicks.

>>32833695

No, that's Kinessa Johnson.

Even though she is an Army motorpool person, she is famous for fucking every marine in San Diego, having a huge clit BEFORE she did steroids, etc.

Someone sent me some of her nudes, it was gross.

>>32832812

Easier to find a woman who is....accepting...of guns. Slowly brainwash her before the soccer mom's can, make her like guns. Point out stuff that happens in the news "did you hear about that family that was slaught ER ed?...a gun could of changed that" etc.

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>>32832812

As a motherfucker who managed to pull it off, it's really simple OP!

DATE A COUNTRY GIRL.

I was born in the city, grew up in the city, worked in the city... then somehow found myself outside of Urban areas... and HOYL SHIT there are a ton of super hot chicks who are fucked up on religion and end up with total losers etc etc.

If you are not a moron, not ugly as fuck, and not autistic... you just figure out how to convince a country girl to be your woman.

My country girl likes anime, cosplaying, and now is hooked on guns.

I wasted like a ton of years dating snooty, less attractive, way more wussy and boring urban females who all think they should be dating a dot com millionaire.

SET YOURSELF UP FOR SUCCESS.

PS: I'm also fucking asian. And I have a hot white country girl GF. Feels good man.

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>>32834170
seems legit

>>32834170

Also, being good with guns, having cool guns, and sharing the experiences is heavily appreciated in the country.

One time I got sent on assignment to San Antonio Texas and HORY SHET, a bunch of people who sincerely, unapologetically patriotic? Who love guns? Who have the right "values" regardless of religiousity?

OP, yer gonna have a bad time if you're in a urban liberal spot.

>>32834194
>urban liberal spot
Northern New Mexico, it's hit or miss.

Good advice anon, I should be looking for a country girl.

>>32834186

I'm not sure if hot country girls are easy to spot because there is less population density, or because conservatives and country folk are generally of stronger stock and are therefore more attractive?

Anyway: it's my opinion it is easier to get an attractive and awesome mate in the country as the least desired racial caste (asian male and black females are statistically shown to be fucked) than it is to try to and find something decent in the more populous urban areas... especially if guns are important to you.

If you still can't get laid with hotties in the country side, go to the gym (Mark Rippetoe is your God), get a better job... you'll be drowning in pussy within a year.

One of my pals was a pudgy neckbeard who couldn't get laid. Dude started lifting because I started lifting, now he has multiple girlfriends on both coasts. Dude is still as broke as he was a year ago, now he is just looking good. Turns out women are just as superficial as men.

>>32833308
Is she attractive anon? Surely you wouldn't have dicked around this long if she was a dime... r-right?

>>32834198

I got super lucky in that my country girl was jussssssst liberal enough to shake off the chains of christianity... but at the same time, keep the moral system of having honor and values. That's really threading the needle.

The only downside of dating country is that you will inevitably have to deal with religion. Dunnow. For a loyal, hot chick who likes guns and will not stray, I'd become a conservative Christian.

Got a lot of friends in my urban liberal elite circle... definitely less attractive, weaker, very anti-gun, but like to tout their atheism like it makes them better than everyone else.

There is trade off for everything.

If you decide you wanna date a country girl, you need country hobbies. Going outdoors, hunting, fishing, boating hiking, 4x4ing... Country hobbies are actually a great mix with /k/ interests.

What are urban hobbies? Drinking at clubs? going to music shows? Going to art exhibit mixers? Fuck, none of that shit fucking crosses with /k/ interests at all.

Get the liberal media programming out of your head: urban living is not inherently better. It is better for beta male cucks and women perhaps, not necessarily for manly men

>>32833361
>actually came all the way from her family home to mine on Christmas Eve and spent 1.5 days with me.
This can only mean one of two things. She was violently raped by her father and uncles, or for some weird reason, she wants your penis into her boipussy (female).

>>32834221

Eh, about a 7.5

>>32834102
lol okay
I go to my regular LN and all the women show up with sensible clothes (because the range is well-ventilated and it's the middle of winter so fucking icicles will grow on you if you don't) and it's just like every other night except with more lanes full. Sucks to hear your place has shitty gun culture.

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>>32832812
>patriot dating site
holy shit yes.
GadsdenSingles.com

>>32833308
Christ, anon

Ah fuck I'm late!

My girlfriend has twice as many guns as me cause she makes all the money (lol, paramagic ambulance driver).

Met her working an anime convention as first aid volunteer.

We do MMA, rock climb, and krava-sheckle-maga together.

Just talk to women, anon.

Talk to women and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>32834643
>afraid of anything
Be halo, Op. I hear he's a pretty cool guy.

>>32833308

Hey, I just met you

and this is CRAZY

But I read your green text

And you're a gigantic fucking faggot.

What the actual-dog-shit are you waiting for? Get back over there and DO her.

>>32834580
>>32834666

Alright, fuckers. I get it.

MLCOA:

>take girl innahills
>ride horses, shoot guns
>make camp
>make sweet buttlovin
>date
>work in my downtime on building a future after we ETS
>go on adventures
>shoot and fuck for 50 years

>>32832812
>wanting a girl who has the same interest as you
virgin detected

>>32834752

Not him, but I've been with exactly ten women, and at this point in my life I would really like to have a woman I can wake up next to innacabin.

>>32833212
Are those Cordlass glasses with the power turned off?

>>32832812
Stick it in crazy. You gotta be careful tho. But you gotta stick it deep

I found myself a girl who went through our conscription system. Toughest qt you could ever find, you just need to look and look and hope for a little stroke of luck.

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Time for some Real Women. All YPG warriors. What you should be aware of - they are all kurds and rebels WITH a cause.

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How is life on the internet, /k/omrade?

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Actually, not everyone in YPG are kurds. Looks like a Canadian turned up as well, eh.

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Should we wait until our tactical gloves arrive or do we go fight IS without them?

Get fit, get plastic surgery if needed, then just let 20 potentials swipe you on Tinder and convert one or more of them. Girls will do anything for a conventionally attractive guy, including develop genuine interests.

-"Do you think the US will send us any supplies in 2017?"
-"Are you mad? The oil prices would plummet!"

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>>32835012

Forgot the damn pic.

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>>32834077
>>32834092
yeah the girl that did this:
>>32833695
>the bitch who froze up got her squat killed captured then got raped and got a blue heart or some shit.

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"Shooter's Weekly has added a whole dollar to their subscription price? Tough times. You will just have to wait a bit before you can buy those new AR dust covers then."

>>32833052
>awesome woman to fight graboids by your side
>tactical practical battle bitch
>they break up between Tremors 1 and 2
>Burt is alone for the rest of the series

Really makes you think.

>>32832812
Conversion is the best way to go. Just find a qt3.14 somewhere else like at your uni, work, or something. This is important since you want this to be someone you actually like as a person and have other shared interests. After a few weeks or however long it takes to get her to the casual stage of a relationship bring it up and see how she reacts. It's probably best if she doesn't know you own guns at first. If she's down to try great, if not take her as a date on the premise of trying something different (this normally works better after having taken her to a diner or something she likes that you don't want to do). Take her to a more laid back range preferably outdoor (if she's never shot before or is otherwise inexperienced using a real range is imperative as they tend to always think shit is illegal) and have her start with whatever your lightest recoil gun is.

My gf had only seen guns in the hands of cops and on tv before she met me. During one breakfast I took the time to explain the different types of calibers I owned and why then I took her shooting and now we go regularly. The fact that we're thinking of getting married and that when she asked me what I'd do if she told me it was her or the guns I said guns without thinking probably helped get her on board though.

>>32834309
Yours sounds like a magical place for in comparison, guy. I'm envious as fuck.

>>32835226
This boys find a lady you would be interested in and see if she is relatively reasonable. My girlfriend was neutral on guns before we got together. I taught her about gun safety and i shared my views of shall not be infringed no step on snake. Now she's a full on gun loving taxation is theft right leaning lolbertarian.

I guess it helps that we were friends before and she knew i was a gun nut. The above method should still apply if you introduced her to guns as she got more comfortable with you.

>>32832812
Be okay with traps and you will have a gf in no time

>>32836034
I'm OK with traps and still have no gf

>>32836465
Hi anon ;)

>>32836465

See?
>>32836482

Now ask her for some way to chat outside of here and start talking to her!!!

Christian Mingle.

I'm actually not joking. Sadly, they are all Christians.

>>32833342
Where the fuck do you get carbon fiber VZ furniture?

>>32833412
Yes cause then they'll depend on me thus never leaving me

>>32833673
>MTKL apparel
>not one bit of clothes

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>>32834170
>I'm also fucking asian
Damn, I read that as you're fucking an asian. A country asian girl sounds awesome. This guy's daughter.

>>32833666
Satan is right of course

>>32835047
Yeah that was a bummer. She probably just didn't want to be in another sci fi movie. Sucks for her though.

>>32836747
Kensama, did you finally get your visa?

I got a girl two years ago. I immediately introduced her to funs. She's scrawny and didn't like my Raifu's, but loved the .22lr pistol. She got decent, but didn't love it like I did (which was sad)

She recently told her mom about guns, and her mom banned me from entering her home (GF lives with me). GF then complains every time I take my guns out, questions every time I want to go shooting or buy ammo/funs, and doesn't like it when I carry and told me to never carry around her mother.

Why are women so fucking insane when it comes to guns?

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>>32833361

I remember you, you fucker. I was the other Army anon you were talking to on Christmas Eve whilst we were both drinking.

>>32836846
most women don't logic

>>32832812
You make your gf into a tactical hotey
>inb4 /r9k/ lol women can't think for themselves

You introduce them into the hobby and make it like a fun thing to do together. Just be confident

>>32836852
The Army is still using those uppers? Holy shit.

>>32836465
hey

i'll be ur gf

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>>32833009

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>>32836881

Pic was taken in 2010. My A2 was garbage, oddly I had an M9 for a good while and it was actually nice and not beat to shit. Wish I still had the one I bought when I came home.

>>32832923
This desu senpai

>be me be normalfag
>meet a chubby but cute gril
>initially wanted her just as my slam piggy
>have a lot in common
>great personality and great in the bed
>meet her family and notice her hot af sister looks exactly the same except not chubby
>she becomes my gf
>start getting her to go hiking and shoot guns with me under the guise of "relationship activities"
>she loses a ton of weight over the course of a year and a half or so
>curves like crazy
>now im dating a solid dime piece

tldr: Dating a hot girl with fat girl insecurities

>>32833308
Lowest quality bait in the thread.

>>32836882
post benis

>>32836890
I got rid of my PPK and sometimes I think about getting another one. I hated the gun but for some reason I still want one. Are both of those USP's .45? I have a full size and I was thinking about getting a compact in .45.

>>32833236

Whats the first thing a SB (sorority bitch) does every morning? ....get's on her scooter and goes home.

Old joke.

>>32833782
He died in the back of his Cadillac.

>>32833009
of course it's full of weeaboos, 4chan has been the primary anime imageboard for years.

>>32832812
They're converted.

>>32832812
>wanting a partner who shares your hobbies

How old are you?

>>32836034

But I like vagina.

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>>32836938

I love my PPK, had it for 7 years. Now it's really more my GF's gun, she loves it and I don't really carry it anymore so I'm just happy she likes shooting something.

Both USP's are indeed in .45, I have the compact (my favorite gun of all time) and sold the fullsize, now have a Tactical in .45 also.

>>32836852

Holy shit, man. It's great to talk to you.

I know, sarn't, I should have done it by now.

>>32834817
>I've been with exactly ten women

lmfao

>>32837097
Oh it's you again! Yeah I always comment on your guns. I want a P-01 too. I'm either getting the CZ or the HK. And car parts.

>>32837152

Fox and grapes, much?

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>>32837113

She seems alright just going by what you've told me, I'd say do it and stop being beta. Also I'm E-4 mafia

>>32837168

Cool, glad to see someone shares my taste. I may go back to carrying the USP compact, it's just so slim and easily concealed. I want to get a 20 inch upper and optics next.

>>32832812
You could try a conservative gathering place or something.

>>32837203

>stop being beta

It ain't that and you know it

>e4 mafia

Same, bro.

>>32837196
Get mad if you want.

10 is nothing to be ashamed of if you're in your early twenties.

>>32837229

10 is where I'm at and I'm 21. I'm the relationship type, mostly. Four of those were relationships, six were hookups.

>>32833101
>They want cowboy chad.
Wrong, a lot girls in the rural areas where I am stay away from the cowboy chads because they're a bunch of fags.

A single (attractive) girl at the range alone seems suspicious

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>>32837223

Well, you may want to shit or get off the pot. Are there any other females on your radar?

>>32836846
Sounds like you've wasted 2 years of your life anon.

Never to early to unfuck that mess though right?

>tfw my wife bought me a glock for my b-day when we were still dating

>>32836747

I actually know a few asian girls from the country... they are pretty funny

"Sometimes, I forget that I'm not white!"

LOL!

Anyway, I think just about anyone can get a girl within their reasonable leve of attainable attractiveness who is supportive of guns as a hobby... as long as they aren't in a deep blue city like San Fran, NYC etc.

Even Austin/Portland/Seattle has a ton of gun stuff right outside the urban core.

However, however, you shoulda all definitely read alt-right masculinity writer Jack Donovan's thoughts on trying to have a girlfriend who does what you do and loves what you love... it's really not all that it's cracked out to be.

http://www.radixjournal.com/journal/2014/7/29/beauties-in-beast-mode

>>32832908
>just about any outdoorswomen you meet were forged that way by the hand of another man.

If by "hand" you mean "huge throbulent veinous twitching engorged spurting penor which might be of ebony persuasion" then you have it right.

>>32833313
>decent looking
>just a bit of lipstick as makeup
>Scar
well she tried to be cute

>>32837255

I worked out of a range for 3 years.

The only attractive woman to go to the range and start showing up at events by herself, was BAT SHIT CRAZY.

Of course the single army guy starts fucking her. Bad move duuuuuude.

All the attractive women who are sane at a gun range show up with their boyfriends for a reason!

>>32837278
Ay, Galveston brewing. Are you the guy who works there with the qt girlfriend? We had a long discussion about beer in an ATF thread in the late fall.

>>32837203
>I want to get a 20 inch upper and optics next.
Right on. Have you started thinking about parts and glass?

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>>32837341

I think I recall this, you from SA? I actually work at Galveston Bay, those stickers are Galveston Island.

>>32837253
That's hilariously correct! Wife's friend is very gay, very out, and bragged about all the Army dik he got in Fayettenam (this is b4 DADT). He's probably still out there becoming a Ranger by injection.

>Sky, why are you wearing a beard?
>I gotta look butch for these rednecks!

>>32833893
Because that's exactly what it is

>>32833147
SHE'LL BUST YER BALLS

>>32837360
Yeah that's you. Nah I'm from Huntsville, AL. I was drinking westbrook Gose and Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout at the time. You asked about Straight to Ale Unobtainium.

>>32833840
No trigger discipline. Wud not bang.

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>>32837357

Probably this:
http://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-20-rifle-length-5-56-nato-1-7-moe-upper-with-bcg-and-charging-handle1.html

And this:
http://www.vortexoptics.com/product/vortex-strike-eagle-1-6x24-riflescope-ar-bdc-reticle

I'm also looking at this for the 16inch I already have:
http://www.vortexoptics.com/product/vortex-spitfire-1x-prism-scope-with-drt-moa-reticle

>>32837396

Ah yeah, I recall. I had Unobtanium again on Sunday at a bottleshare, actually. My oatmeal Baltic porter comes out on Monday at the brewery, super stoked for that.

>>32837431
Weird...I brought a four pack of and drank a can of unobtanium on Sunday as well.

>>32837370
Yep, those fucking yokels are mainly having pissing contests with each other and end up driving most girls away.
Around my area the urban / suburban girls are trashy sluts and the country chicks are mostly virgins looking for suburban guys.

>>32837095
>But I like vagina.

Pucci is pucci, just don't rim the kind that shits. Gender is a social construct and men, like they do everything else, make the best women.

Find a nice warrior and go all Band of Thebes on da booty.

>>32837431
Nice. I have a strike eagle on my 18" build. I'm probably going to sight it in this weekend.


>My oatmeal Baltic porter comes out on Monday
I'm not the beer guy, but I like stouts and porters. Any chance of that making it's way out to GA?

>>32833308
You will regret if you dont take her bro
Also pics

>>32837247
That's respectable.

I'm an oldfag and my only advice is to taste the world a bit.

Frankly, at 21 you should be slaying hoodrats. You'll have decades to be in stable relationships. Go fuck teen girls while you can.

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>>32837448

I had a few other Alabama brews at the bottle share as well, my neighbors go there all the time since they're from Huntsville I think.

>>32837562

Nah, it's just going to be in the taproom. We are really only distributed in the Houston/Galveston area, still pretty small. We did get a canning line though, we're putting out our Scottish Ale out into stores in cans now and as the paperwork comes in for the rest of our stuff, that will go out also.

>>32837733
This, because one day you'll be "sir" and not be considered as owning a penis.

Unless of course you go gay. No matter how stupid, ugly, stanky, poor, deranged, incompetent and horrid you are, if you go gay something will fuk you.

Not me, but something.

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>>32837278

I'm gonna do it. As far as other females, there's a cockslut in my unit that wants my D, but what's the point?

>>32837726

I'm covering up her face for PERSEC but here she is in front of a deer.

>>32832897
Get you an ugly hoe that will cook and clean for you, aight!

>>32835047
>survive graboid incursion
>fame and glory for months and possibly years later
>wait for soviets to launch nukes cuz that's the only thing left to survive
>soviet union collapses
>no superpowers to threaten end of civilization
>constantly remind wife and locals of how you all survived a graboid incursion
>constantly remind wife how awesome it was to blow up and shoot graboids
>wife gets tired of reliving those fading memories
>wife leaves
>fall into deep depression
>glare at stuffed graboid after emptying the HK91 into a target one last time before shipping it off to heather

>>32832812
It's on you to find a hot one and then get her into guns.

>>32837905
What other Bama stuff did you have? If you can remember.

>>32838007
>even considering fucking the unit cum dumpster

Bro, that's for horny ass boots and Gunnys with wives who got fat, ugly and bitchy. Both have nothing to lose.

>>32838137

Blue Pants Brewery:
Brett fermented Pinstripe
Double stuff Pinstripe Ale
Candy bar Pinstripe Ale
Coffee and Milk Pinstripe Stout

Straight to Ale:
Laika RIS
Bourbon Barrel Aged Laika
Cabernet Aged Barrel Aged Laika
6th Anniversary Dark Sour w/ tart cherry
Gorillanaut double IPA
Monkeynaut IPA
Unobtanium

TrimTab:
TrimTab IPA

Rocket Republic:
Coffee and Cream

That's just what I had at the bottle share on sunday, we had over 90 different bottles lol

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>>32832812
>tfw redpilled girlfriend and got her into guns
>tfw she points out all the white bitches on Facebook with their "look at me I'm holding a gun" pictures and their ubiquitous chick lean
>tfw converted her new england family from libs to progun trump supporters
>tfw going to teach her parents to shoot
>tfw also teaching qt Wal-Mart negress to shoot for her birthday

>>32838234
That's a pretty nice selection. Trim Tab is in Birmingham and makes a fantastic Raspberry Berliner Weisse as well.

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>>32839831

Love me some sours!

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>>32838271
>qt Wal-Mart negress
>Associating with negresses
Gross

/k/omrades can you give me the run down on
>getting pussy while in the military
>letting go of Trump loving, feminist hating, traditional QT oneitis

I leave for PI on March 20

>>32839846
I remembered, oddly enough. Is that creepy? A bit maybe

>>32839853
Poon is poon

>>32839862

Being in the military sucks. All the good parts of being in the military... you kinda gotta pursue on your own. Definitely learn how strength training/body building works and turn it into your main hobby. Aside from folks in high tier units like Rangers/Delta who get access to THOR3... you're kinda fucked doing 40s era PT that doesn't really do shit.

Stay single the whole time you're in... or get a sham marriage with a stripper to get off base and split the housing allowance.

Definitely take full advantage of patriotic celebrations to get some trailer part princess to blow ya.

When you leave the military and settle down you will think more bout the good times you had with bros and women of loose morals. If you end up getting hitched for real, and popping out kids for real... the statistics are that you will end up hating your life. Nothing kills morale quite like a dependapotamous.

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>>32832812
Tfw I had a girl who was a great friend for ten years, smart, my particular taste in looks, fantastic in the sack, loved beer, was about as conservative as me, and loved guns...and it didn't work out. She's currently engaged to the next guy after me.

>>32832812
>tfw going to try to convert gf to liking guns soon

I just want to do it on some land where it's quiet instead of distracting like a normal range. She was okay with guns years ago before we started dating, but liberal arts college killed that, and I'm going to try to revive it.

>>32832812
>walk up to security grill at my old job
>some guy trying to get her to go to party
>she says fuck off in kinder words
>Axe her when we're going on a date
>got her number lol
>she asks me if i have any guns

>she plays fucking battleship with her dad by shooting targets
She was a cunt tho.

>>32840537

Eh, I'm not worried.

>>32840869

You're damn right

>>32832812
Aussie here.
Tactiwhores are made not born.
Get girl and lovingly force it on her.
You actually may be surprised how many sheilas dig shooting after they try it.
My wife and i both shoot with the ssaa and hunt.

>>32836898
>>32833197
pigfuckers get out

>>32833147
how do I turn a girl into this?

>>32843338

Kill both of them.

>>32834727
FRAGO:

>take girl innahills
>ride horses, shoot guns
>make camp
>before the buttlovin, girl acts weird
>takes off mask
>is no girl, but Brigade Commander
>45/45, restriction to post, reduction in pay/rank
>BC fucks you in the ass anyways
>Accuses you of rape and fraternization
>Go on adventures
>to Ft. Leavenworth
>Get cum shot all over you and fucked in the boipussi for 50 year

gg

>>32832812
Hiking can be a good idea. Just try to meet rural women.

>>32832923
This desu senpai

As long as they're not like "I'm a proud Christian woman"

>>32833147
This chick is more built than most of the men in my platoon. I want her to have her way with me without my consent.

>>32833147
my brain is telling me this is a shoop, my penis is telling me to ignore my brain

>>32832812
I n n a w o o d s is that you?

>>32833893
actually it's google providing a vetting service to weed out bots, the charge is your users doing the work for google instead of cash money

>>32833009
>he says, posting on a Serbian propaganda music video board

>>32833147
That sort of looks like Amy Schumer..

>>32833308
If this was true, you wouldn't be asking random neckbeards on the internet what to do.

>>32849608

Already posted a pic that you can't find a reverse image search result for and another anon in the thread confirmed my story. Try reading the thread.

>>32832812
Stop being a faggot who needs a woman to be interested in something they're interested in.

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>>32850355
>>32832812

She always knows just what to say.

Someone post that pic of a female soldier holding the gun wrong and the officers looking at her.