Hypo thread: Could a man armed with this take on a silverback gorilla?

As long as he isn't too attached to his extremities.

>>32829642

This. In sure you could kill one with a few well placed stabs, but you're going to be considerably lighter than when you started your day.

>>32829632

Does it bleed? If so, that means it is a possibility for a person to kill it. It just depends on that person and how they approached it.

>>32829642
>>32829654

Better than dying.

>>32829707
Is it? Is it really? Is it worth becoming a quadriplegic and constant surgeries for the rest of your drastically shortened life?

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>>32829632
Maybe if its reaction to getting stabbed is to run away and bleed out. If not, you will probably have your fingers bitten off while he's tearing your face and eyes out.

>>32829632
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i mean to all depends if his gang is with him

or if he has a glock 40

>>32829632
Do it and post pics

If it was a friendly gorilla and it got shanked maybe.

A pissed off gorrilla coming at you? I mean, Trump only had a 1% chance of winning the election so anythings pissible.

Jamie, pull up that video of a gorilla tearing a monkey to shreds and using it's head to masturbate with

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>>32829632

Real question

Could he take a gorillaphant?

I hope you're a good sprinter

>>32831262
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