/k/ Designs a training house

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Please ignore the horrific spelling errors. I just woke up.

The Entrance has a mudroom that is basically a small walled in entrance way. To the left is the livingroom, to the right is a wall.

From the livingroom there is a diningroom to the left with a kitchen attached, then there is a set of 2 bedrooms in a long narrow hall that comes from the livingroom. There is also a 2nd floor that has stairs in the livingroom that leads upto 2 bedrooms on either side and 1 bathroom in the middle.

I need more ideas on how to fuck with these people

Inevitably, someone's going to post the screencap.

Here's some ideas for you.
>put a couch just far enough against the entrance that it stops ~45 degree angle, forcing them to either blow it off or scoot in awkwardly
^assuming it opens inward
>rig door to drop a FAKE grenade of whatever type on them. See if they can spot the trap above them before that active it (nade located on the outside of the door)
>Have tripwires ALL OVER the place. Only make ~1/4 of them actually do something. Make it a tedious task to evade all of them.
>Have a wardrobe block an entryway in a way that it makes it take forever to get out of the way (like, having to pull it the entire length of the hallway or something)
>Have music blasting loudly all over the house as soon as they pop the strobe, while you're at it. It makes communication difficult

Hold on. I need to think of some more.

Useful bump.

>>32826379
Sorry, didn't read quite everything when I began.

>for any doors that open toward the police, stick an iron bar an inch or two off the ground right at the door. They might breach and trip themselves.
>put loads of springs where doors swing so that if they swing it open with force it will swing back and hit them
>have a vat full of mustard/wasabi paste and set it anywhere with a fan blowing on it throughout the house.
>have a fur suit hanging from the ceiling that greets them immediately after they open one of the bedroom doors. Preferably with sound effects.

I'm sorry man. This is about all I've got. Creatively bankrupt.

Good luck with it.

>>32825655
Just off the top of my head:
> loosen random floorboards so that they squeak loudly and/or seesaw
> Get a large bucket or container, cut a hole in the side near the bottom, plug it with a wooden dowel that has a loop for tripwire, fill bucket with soapy water/lube/petrol. Place beside a door so that when the door is opened, tripwire pulls the dowel out, floor gets flooded and massively slippery
> flashbangs or fake grenades tied to door handles
> find a mirror/cupboard that perfectly fits over a door or hallway and place it there, see if they find it
> fit another door about 2 feet behind an existing door, so that they both open inwards, meaning they have to blast both doors down one by one
> some rooms very bright with floodlights, adjacent rooms pitch black to fuck with their perception
> paint a door onto a wall and drill a doorhandle and one side of the hinges into the wall
> pitch black room with full wall mirrors, meaning theyll blind/disorient themselves with their own flashlights, also pack the room with knee-waist high furniture such that you can only get through one at a time and by wriggling through

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>>32825655
I'm sure the animal shelter has plenty of dogs.

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>>32825655
Bumped

>>32825655
Here's a couple ideas

>Definitely do the strobes, and include floodlights
>The loudest, scariest, most hellish sounding music you can find
>Get animal blood from the local butcher, and make traps that spray it on them.
>Put sound effects of men, women, and children screaming in pain
>If you know any of their names, see if you can find sounds of voices screaming their names
>Put an open door with a tripwire through it, so that when they trip it, the door will come smashing back on them
>Put mirrors
>Tripwires combined with motion sensors
>See if you can separate them, hypothetically by making a door that will slam shut after one of them enters, separating him from the rest
>Well concealed trapdoors leading the the most hellish and grotesque basement you can think of.
>Overwhelm them with smells, preferably the smell of blood
>Have the music/noises cut at random points, only to come back seconds later even louder
>Make the floor slippery as a motherfucker

If I think of more, I'll post

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Dog whistle slowly getting louder

>>32827433
Humans can't hear dog whistles you tard

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>>32827483
You can adjust the frequency to the point that they can, but only just, and it's really fucking irritating.

I got an idea for the empty wall

>cover wall with TV's
>Nothing fancy I guess, but a good bunch of tvs, don't have to be flat screens or anything
>Hook them up with dvds of porn, preferably each one a different video
>Power switches to all of them, but some sort of stunning device as well
>(flashbang or some other light thingy)
>They flipped tripwire, when their eyes adjust to light they see a whole wall of porn
>Bonus points if set to speakers that are distorted as fuck

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Obligatory

>>32827568
Huh, I did not know this. I think it would be better to have loud as fuck speakers though

Build a robot that scans the officers running the course that will detect one of them had a son the drowned in a community pool several years ago. The robot will then create a flash clone that will die crying in the arms of the officer (for the second time) seen it done, very effective.

>>32827672
Fuck off summer

with a shit ton of time and materials, make each room smaller than the last. Go from normal sized rooms to literal hobbit tier miniature doors.

Think that simpsons episode where Flanders gets his house rebuilt and he has to crawl to get to the last room.

>>32827808
This is the only true answer.

Doors that go nowhere. Or doors behind doors to slow down a breach.

And then a door covering a wall behind a door with another door

Can you record the results and show it to us? We could make a TV show out of this
>Breach and Clear
>Local swat teams are put up to the challenge of clearing out community created killhouses, filled with anything 20 year old neets on Mongolian knitting mailing lists can think of. Season 1 (TV-MA)

>>32827943
Real FAKE doors!

>>32825655
Also can you give us an idea of what you're NOT allowed to use? I was thinking that glue or other stuff could "damage equipment" or some other bullshit.

>>32825655
>speaker plays bit from the matrix, "you think that's air you're breathing now?"
>matches on doors, some facing them so it's obvious, some not, some without matches at all
>don't actually put anything in the air

IRL im convinced hydrogen gas is the cheapest way to wipe out a team

Rig up party poppers to tripwires.

Build a hinge opening into one of the stairs that opens into a pit of pool noodle punji sticks.

Put microphones in different locations that rebroadcast to another location so they chase after themselves.