Humor

>>32820043
>>32819906
>>32819867
three strikes, you're out

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>>32820057
Go back to /lgbt/

>>32820064
try posting something funny then

That trigger discipline tho.

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>>32820684

These are all horrible.

Does anyone have the screencap of the guy who decided to make Marshmallow rounds, and tried shooting one into his mouth, and burnt his throat so badly he can't speak anymore?

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>>32820725

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>>32820745

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>>32820745
thats not funny.

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>>32820769

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>>32820780
Yeah sorry. Neither is >>32820785
Hopefully this one is.

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>>32820799

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>>32820809

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>>32820825

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>>32820840

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>>32820862

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>>32820877

>>32820809
Man that movie was awesome.

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>>32820898

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>>32820906

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>>32820756

So... tha fuck happened?

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>>32820937

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>>32820940

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>>32820974

>>32820647
I really wish I knew the context of this.

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>>32820982

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>>32820997

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>>32821008

>>32820898
what am I missing here

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>>32821020

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>>32821024

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>>32821024
>>32820877

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>>32820722

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>>32821061

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>>32821077

>>32820785
holy fuck thats brutal

>>32820840
that is scaring

>>32820898
such a suttle and fantastic joke.

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>>32821091

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>>32821103

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>>32821129

>>32821077

>that single frame of all the shit coming out the back of his head when she fires

Jesus.

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>>32821155

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>>32821183

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>>32821192

>>32820898
High capacity clip

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>>32821235

>>32820940
There was some bullshit self defense class where the instructor said people can make forcefields around them. The lady was supposed to be making a forcefield and the guy (one of the instructors I think) was supposed to bounce off the shield, instead that happened. When he saw that the lady was hurt he had a panic attack which led to a seizure. I heard that years ago, so that might not be true but its what I was told.

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>>32821271
Wtf

>>32819906
Keked by brains out

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>>32821077
>>32821155

>>32821277
Rule 7, In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived and who didn't.

>>32821306
see
>>32821277

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>>32821294
It's important to understand.

>>32820987
It's from some movie.

>>32821322
You wouldn't happen to know the name, would you?

>>32821319
is that a dude?
those hands and shoulders dont look right

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>>32821294
It's important to see.

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>>32821349

>>32821155
>being this gullible

It's called Adobe After Effects. Play with it, it's fun.

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>>32821294
It's important to know.

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>>32821362
Real footage from ww1.

>>32821129
>>32821140
???????

>>32821047
w.what the fuck is this

>>32821505
Giant chode grips.

>>32820666
witnessed

>>32820667
hehehe

>>32821140
Am I the only one who read the side of the van before the filename and though it said "MUTT CUMS"

>>32820684
>>32820697
This is some cringy shit I'd find on fagbook.

>>32820742
requesting also, sounds hilarious

>>32820912
hey what happen?

>>32821916
Looks like he walks up, slaps the gun on the counter, challenges him to Polish Roulette, dry fires into his stomach, then the guy at the counter takes it and shoots himself in the head.

Then he slaps him upside the head and proceeded to roll on the floor laughing.

I think.

>>32820709
Is that Rick Harrison on the far left?

>>32820940
Ian seeking revenge

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>>32821024
That Glocks make handy grenades in a pinch

>>32821443
Local 58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>>32820807
>How can worst korea even compete?

>>32820940
>Son depressed
>fathers tries to man the shit up of the son
>"Do it or stop whining"
>Son unheros himself
>Mother mentaly tored apart
>Father realized he really did it
>Father mentaly tored apart

>>32820725
what the fuck, bro.

>>32823601
I mean, the father's first reaction to the kid firing the gun is to slap him so hard his body falls off the counter.
If thats indicative of how they treated the boy, they had it coming. Fuck them.

Also you replied to the wrong post, its this one >>32821916

>>32821959
Nah, I remember when this first went around. The two people still alive are the mother and father. They were chewing out their son, he winds up saying he wants to kill himself, father slaps down the pistol calling him a coward and he goes ahead and does it.

>>32820807
Capitalets, when will they learn

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>>32821203

>>32820742
someone deliver pls

>>32820709
I love the faces in this picture. This bitch is just screaming her face off at a completely nonplussed officer, all while her kid is attempting to drag her home so he can shitpost on /k/.

>>32823621
he didnt think the kid actually shot himself he thought he was just firing it off

>>32821916
the ooga boogas use their witchdoctor magic to make an innocent convenience store cashier kill himself, then they celebrate with their victory dance

>>32820709
>the half black baby
>the face on the single mom
>the cop's completely unphased look
everything about this image is perfect

>>32820912
>>32823643
>>32823621
>>32821916

The father was Thailand Police Senior Sergeant Major and owner of the shop. Returning home and find his 21 years old son kept playing online games without helping his mother with the shop.

From the Thailand news site.
"At 02.00 am Pol.Lt.Col.Athikom Apichainukoolkit- inspector of NongPrue police station- was notified that a man had been shot in KruaBoonRod restaurant. After notification the police officers rushed to the scene.

At the scene the officers found Mr.Todsawat Boonrod aged 21 who was the son of Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat Boonrod . He had sustained a gunshot wound to his neck, he was then sent to Bangkok-Pattaya hospital for treatment. The police then inspected the scene and found a bullet shell which they kept for evidence.

Also the restaurant had a bullet hole in the window. Police Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat said that his son was playing games and he scolded him because he wouldn’t help his mom around the house."

>>32820987
slavics

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Anyone got the one of that retarded tigerlight ridiculously bright flashing strobe light pepper spray thing?

>>32820666
checked and keked

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No apologies

>>32820769
What fucking game was this? GTA ?

>>32824573
Watch Dogs.
Trust me, it's the furthest thing from "worth your time/money".

>>32823601
>The absolute madman

>>32820709
She looks like Louise from Malcolm In The Middle

>>32821360
Driving through a forest fire?

>>32821349
That's rachel cook.

>>32823940
Did he dieded?

>>32824515
I saved the fuck out of that.

>>32824515
I need more atf memes in my life

>>32824591
watch dogs 2 is legit fun. not operator, but definitely better than the heaping, steaming porcelain plate of absolute dogshit that was 1.

>>32820709

Please please please let there be a story behind this picture.

>>32820725
did she died?

>>32825209
Most likely not. I'm assuming those people called an amberlamps.

Definitely caused a seizure though, most likely had a brain hemorrhage.

>>32820725
kek

>>32821393
war, war never changes...

>>32820769
I always think the best part of that webm is the dindu who is a "European History Expert" lmao

>>32820987
In Russia context means very little.

>>32821959
It was a father and son who got into an argument. Something like "do it faggot" and OP delivered.

>>32826176
this is actually exactly what happened.

>>32823621
I think it was more of an act of disbelief, like "how could you, you fucking dumbass".

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This thread fucking stinks.

>>32823666
Satanic trips checked

>>32821338
I watched it years ago, you really aren't missing anything. That .gif is the best part.

>>32820684
Heh nuthin personnel kid

>>32821916
Father and son get into argument about the son playing games and the father says he should kill himself or something and the kid actually does it.

>>32820745
poor pupper

Call them useless inbred little shits, pugs are bro tier pets besides all the shedding

>>32824780
Fort McMurray I think

>>32821319
i cannot believe this woman is 37 years old

i should really take care of myself, go have a drink of water lads.

>>32823892
In that case the point anon made still stands.

Anyone has that screencap of personification of japanese ships made in the 40's? Not the current anime ones, but the drawings made in the 40's.

>>32824884
>>32824884

Son got into ICU for shooting his own neck. Died in operating table. Well. Its was Thai hospital we talking about.

>>32820987
Russians, that's all you need to know. Pussies with guns. And without.

>>32820192
>try posting something funny then
>doesnt contribute

>>32820057
>>32820192
Your existence.

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>>32829151
fuckin savage

>>32821077
Technically, she should be in jail per US law - it was a threat to her stuff, not her life

>>32820780
yes it is

>>32821103
>such a suttle and fantastic joke.
Care to explain to the uninitiated?

>>32826945

no shit, because humor threads are cancer. regardless of what board it is its just the same 100 or so memes posted over and over.

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>>32821360
>I can hear the alarm, wind whirling, rumbling, and thunderstorm
>I can hear it all

>>32820799
>We'll put the king's shot into these dogs

t. captain of the English flag ship "The Mitsubishi"

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>>32820840
>every time i see this shit

>>32820697
Got to meet this guy down in Mobile once. He signed my copy of his book, "Hell's Guest".

>>32828674
holy shit you're right, 37. Fuck she's beautiful

>>32829218
in Texas you can kill someone for stealing property

>>32820809
moral of the story: don't ever fuck with a paddy o'fay's potato patch.

>>32829281
That's not a Mitsubishi.

>>32820756
White people. You're either out genociding like rock stars or pulling gay shit like this.

>>32829571
Genocide is usually African tribal stuff and the Jews were famous for it back in the day.
We do a lot of gay shit though.

>>32820974
What's this?

>>32829408
Can't blame them. Stealing my shit means stealing my time. Stealing my time means stealing my life, hour at a time. I'm not amused.

>>32823613

Never seen someone have a seizure before?

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>>32819906
THIS IS MORE AWESOME THAN COOL

>>32820825
>not firing it free swivel or outside
why even live

>>32821129
uuh the YPG are Kurds fighting isis

>>32820667
>candy candy he makes so much, Uncle sweetshare has a magic touch

>>32825128
Yeah, Trump got elected lol.

Next night in New York, people lost their shit

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>>32820769
>Muslim
>illegal immigrant
>Sponsors African children
>Asexual
Funny
>Anti-violence activist
my sides to da moon

>>32820997
Jesus christ, makes me embarassed to be a multiple Sig owner.

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>>32831141
Just trying to cheer you up buddy. It's okay, times have changed. People have evolved. The world is more accepting.

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>>32831141
>MAC's torture test.

>>32829992

I believe it's a Soviet IT-1 missile tank.

>>32822084
Thank you for the nightmares.

>>32820709

keep shruggin', officer smug

>>32820940
Nerver gas.

>>32820756
making a spiritual forcefield, guy pretends to be hurt too, but then fakes having a seizure, no one cares.

>>32832037
Now thats the first funny thing this whole thread.

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>>32824515

>>32821580
No

Thanks for the laugh

>>32829231
>grenade
>glock
>22 gen

>>32820912
sad the son died, but im happy.
fucking naggers

>>32821277
That happened on my birthday :D

>>32820666
You'll get the A-10 CAS from HELL

>>32820840
Someone fucking match this with the 2001 ending

>>32829992
The IT-1 Dragon, sexiest reload ever

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>go to gun store
>see insanely low priced norinco .22lr
>put it on counter
>gun store owner bursts into tears
>I was not prepared for this
>so hungover, trying to be nice to old guy
>he asks me to leave
>I say no way am I leaving you like this
>he says thank you and starts taking deep breaths
>he moves the rifle under his side of the counter
>and explains that one month ago his son shot himself with that rifle
>he didn't want to see it again so he priced it low
>he thought he'd be able to handle it but he couldn't
>he's sorry to break down like that
>stupidly I say I'll buy it, but I'll pay a normal price for it
>he says it's okay, I can just have it
>he puts it back on the counter
>I confirm, this is my rifle now?
>he just nods his head, he won't even look at it
>I pull out my EDC spyderco brand karambit
>Flick it out and carve a "I" on the stock of the rifle
>He noticed what I'm doing and looks confused
>Isn't it obvious sir? One confirmed kill!
>his face when

>>32834202
top kek

>>32828674
>>32829391
relax niggs, shes a midget

>>32833988
This bothers me. Having to take the grip off to reload

>>32820769
>Canadian
>Boom

>>32820709
Where is the father?

>>32820937
>all those random cartridges placed side by side
I have this same form of autism.

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>>32820997
>>32831141

Same.
This is something I'd imagine this Guy having.

>>32819867
>10k
Banks keep $750 max up front, everything else is in a safe. Mr. Nig here is walking out with a grand if he's lucky

>>32835107
In jail.

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>>32820742
A little late but I got you family

>>32825117
Wrong. WD2 sucked shit.

>>32820684
Look up the story of MoH winner Clarence B. Craft. Absolute lunatic.

>>32821161
Underrated

>>32832037
kek

I know, TFBTV, but their last video is pretty funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TPsW31mJo&t=0s

>>32819867
We turned into /b/ now?

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>>32820684

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>>32820997
>>32831141
>>32831742
>>32831752

Someone post the screencap where the gay guy was asking what gun to get for his boyfriend please.

>>32837522
that was fairly recent wasn't it? or am I thinking of something else

>>32821008
>cutting out the part where they run out of ammo and just throw their pistols at each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ItHxt_pAG0
>Nordberg assembling his gun.

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>>32835943
>10mm is like David Koresh
>Because the FBI cancelled both of them in the 90s

top kek

>>32837254
That's tasteful as fuck. Those grips are pimp.

>>32823996
Wtf is this picture ?

>>32822084
Weather service is weak. Try Contingency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

>>32837522
The one with the Curve?

>>32820987
That's /k/ on a road trip.

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>>32820799
I guess isis hired some ARRRRABS

>>32832037
Legitimate cackle

>>32819906
Please tell me it's not a photoshop.

>>32834202

This would be funnier as a screencap than a pasta.

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Anyone got the caps of Spain getting their shit kicked in by Portugal?

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>>32839805
French were... creative regarding the future of warfare

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>>32839805
>>32842370
>French and the 90s

>>32820769
I like how as it goes on he starts drawing and shooting quicker

>>32842422
How did they butcher and cook so many people?

I've wanted to see or read more descriptions of mass executions like they showed on Marco Polo with the prisoners.

>>32832037
Strangest looking 1911 I've ever seen.

>>32829218
>Technically, she should be in jail per US law - it was a threat to her stuff, not her life

FOUND THE FAGGOT

>>32832037

kek

>>32842505
The Chinese are no stranger to cannibalism. They have had outrageous famines over the last 200 years which saw the deaths of upwards of 15 million people each. People would often kill their children and sell their bodyparts. Hell, from 1958-61 about 45 million people died of starvation THANKS MAO

>>32842422
They clearly took the term "eating local" too far.

>>32825117
>hit em where it gigahertz
legitimate line from game

>>32842063
screencaps have to come from somewhere anon

>>32820682
Underrated.

>>32820799
>Sandpeople
...of the Caribbean shores.

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>>32842422

>>32821291
He pretended to have been knocked out by her force field because it was so powerful.

>>32833983
this gets me hard

>>32831752
Molon Labe?
Molon Lave?

>>32842370
>>32842396
Prototypes always look weird and have far too much metal. They look all futuristic, which makes for good movie guns. Just look at the Pancor Jackhammer and the AA-12.

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>>32835300

>>32820954
Honestly i want that suit.

>>32820667
Reading this made me happy.

>>32842422
>20-30k civies eaten
come on, everyone knows when you eat Chinese you're just hungry again an hour later.

>>32841034
god damn it carlos

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>>32823996
>I'm surrounded by assholes!

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>>32842865

I... swear to god I'm losing it.
I thought this was posted in the last thread and the guy was just reposting trying to take credit for it.
Then I realized this thread is 2 days old and that I've had this thread open as a separate tab in my browser in that entire time.

Not the first derp I've made today, and I've been getting headaches too.

>>32843991
Perhaps you should schedule a doctor's appointment?

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>>32844000

Couldn't hurt. One last contribution to the thread and I'm going to sleep. I hope I still know what a phone is in the morning.

>>32820912
>oh no here comes another chinese earthquake
>erbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>>32844030
Or you could leave an emergency contact number here. If I don't hear from you in 12 hours, I'll tell them to send an ambulance.

>>32820709
HAHA mudshark with no daddy in sight

>>32844030
I agree with deep_commander. You should totally leave your personal information on an anonymous Sri Lankan throat singing imageboard.

>>32844324
Derp_commander* fucking phone.

>>32821039
what is this, far cry 2?

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>>32842370
That's got to be the most unergonomic piece of shit I've ever seen

>>32821008
Fucking xcom

>>32820769
>pol plays watchdogs

>>32833953
>AR
>FAL

I now want one for my PTR

>>32837254
The only problem i have with this is that FUCKING GRIP SCREW. SERIOUSLY CZ WHAT THE FUCK

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST WENT DOWN TO FUCKING HOME DEPOT AND BOUGHT SOME FUCKING DRYWALL SCREWS.

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>>32824989

>>32821354
Is that the practice where they move older bodies to smaller plots to make room for more?

>>32821047
That is actually really creepy to me

>>32820745
It gets worse. The one swinging the dog isn't the dog's owner. She's stealing the dog. the one she hit is the dog's owner.

>>32830724

These memes always confuse me.. They are ancient but it's typically newfags that use them.

>>32825209
Seizures after a brain injury are deadly without immediate medical attention. Since none of the people there stopped the fight I doubt they called an ambulance.

>>32843565
AB has good taste in firearms, actually. He carries a Hi-Power and collects 1911s according to his Twitter.

>>32829218
how do you know that ?
>thinking people who don't care about your stuff care about your life

>>32829218
Sorry, but no. A victim in this instance cannot be expected to have a detached, objective view of their situation, and she has no way of knowing if the guy who just ran up out of nowhere and grabbed her and started pulling her around has no intention of hurting her.

It's not whether or not her life was at threat, but whether or not a rational person could've thought their life was at threat. I dunno about you, but if a stranger in a ski mask came out of nowhere and grabbed me I might need more than literally four seconds (he grabs her at 16:44:11 and he's dead before 16:44:15) to get an objective, detatched view of the situation.

Also, you do know it's not uncommon for muggers to hurt their victims, right? Something like 25% of people who offer no resistance in a mugging are still injured. source: fucking google it I have better things to do than humor you

So, to summarize: It's not important if she was in danger, it's important if she could have reasonably felt her life was in danger. And when a stranger in a ski mask suddenly grabs you and starts pulling you around, that's not an unreasonable thought.

>>32846076
Say it with me, kids:
>Detached reflection cannot be demanded in the presence of the uplifted knife

>>32821638
nothing personal kid

>>32820912
god his first reaction was to slap him what the fuck shitty dad no wonder

>>32820840
>there are people who despise this

>there are people on 4chan of all places who dislike this

I think this is hilarious.

>>32821916
It was something along the lines of:

>"son your neet, lazy lifestyle is killing me as surely as if you shot me."
>"So here's a fucking gun and just shoot me or change your ways"
thinks the son actually shot at him
>slap that cheeky cunt on the head for taking a pop at me and calling out my dramatic gesture
>OHFAKHEISDEADFDYHFGH
>EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR

>>32833983
Go back to RWBY/RT General

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>>32846209
>tfw Scotfag
>tfw entire country is cucked

pic related

>>32821077
Fake.

If you get shot in the brain, you almost never do that Hollywood flyback, You just drop. You drop because all 170~ pounds can no longer fight with gravity.

Neither do buckets of gore go flying out in time, just a large stream of blood with all of the dense shit staying in for the most part.

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I've been looking to update this with a few more stereotypes, but I can't find a blank version of this chart. Here's the hot opinions:
>Libtard: Angry faces on targets [spoiler]my mother does this, although she's a Fudette like below[/spoiler], pepper spray, cheap semi-auto in designer handbag, CA gun control, GRRRL POWER
>Fudette: Hubbie's bolt action, 20 gauge, cheap semi-auto in cheaper handbag, hates anything black, "reasonable gun control", "Like and share if you agree!"
>Bowie: "Bushwhacker", machetes, 100+ tool Swiss army knife, log cabin, hard cider, in case of emergency: go innawoods
>Skinflint: Poorfag's guide to guns, 10+ hoard, bugout bag, sub-$100, six rounds=more than enough
>Armchair Vet: "Not tested in combat", old service rifles, cheap surplus, SEMPER FI, "One shot, one kill", ex-[INSERT HERE]
>Boffin: Homemade railguns/lasers, shovel AK, Kuratas/Megabot, CNC milling machine(s), Kraut Space Magic
>Columbine: Manifestos, scary black guns, Legion of Monsters, "cuck", DEUS VULT/ALLAHU ACKBAR, pressure cookers
>Spook: Memetic warfare, Above Top Secret, HAARP, sunglasses. more than you can possibly know

>>32846739
>dual-wielding mismatched guns
This triggers the autist. Well done.

>>32846765
>Memetic warfare
Never forget the Great Meme War

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>>32819867

>>32834202
got me

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>>32846968

>>32835312
kek

>>32835943
that was great

>>32846739
They call em heavy hitters.

>>32843991
you should check for carbon monoxide in you house man, sounds like you might be experiencing some poisoning

Anybody have the state constitution memes? Lost all mine.

>>32829218
>implying he'd stop with the purse

>victim's gun is in the purse

>implying the perp wouldn't return to her and rape her or go out and do violent robberies

You're retarded. Her life is completely on the line.

>>32833983
I need this so fucking much

>>32820725
>Those nerve spasms
I watch enough hunting videos to be fairly confident that she is dead.

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>>32821161
That's not funnys

>>32829218
Technically your wrong for damn near all states faggot

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>>32846739
meal team 6

>>32832037
>calibre

>>32829218
You're on the wrong website faggot.

>>32847822
Ohhh shiatt. Those fucking sounds. Haunt me still to this day