Last Se/k/ret Santa Thread

>>32811223

My burn relief gift still hasn't come. What are the chances of a double burned?

>>32811239
95

>>32811239
8 balls says 'don't plan on it'

>>32811239
I received half of mine a few days ago, just waiting on one last package. Yours will get there anon. A They also only got our info about 10ish days ago.

I just received my target 7 days ago so bear with me. The 30th is looking like a "soft" final date this year.

>>32812874
Where's your target senpai?

Bamp

Oh cool. I was waiting for this thread. Wallet/knife anon here. Received some really nice walnut hi-power grips. Will post when I get them put on. Huge thanks to burn relief santa and based merchant bro. I feel very much made whole and am very happy. Thanks bros.

>>32815144
Somewhere outside Atlanta. Sent him some cleaning gear and a prototype bore snake.

Bumb

Any burn relief Santas have an anon in Utah?

I'll unbox the package I received tonight at midnight and post pics.

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>>32818660
Screw it, I'm tired. I'll post it in the morning. Keep it alive lads.

>>32812846

Marcus?

J. From DE who is into G3s, your two items should be there. Should be a normal envelope and either a big shipping envelope or a small box.

Hope you like your stuff, and sorry your first Santa was a flake.

Pretty sure I'm the only burn for Britain

>>32821147
Yeah, kek that was me. I'll open it around 4ish when I get home. Thanks senpai.

>>32811223
Alright, a couple of you guys may be receiving late presents so don't panic if you don't get anything today. I'll be going through emails tonight and confirming whose will be arriving after today and sharing tracking info if I have it.

>>32824869

Did your mom ask why the box was decorated?

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>>32825636
No, but my brother ad a giggle.

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>>32827189
Gave me a hearty kek. I don't think the post office guy wanted to MAGA though, since he gave me a strange look when he gave me the box that morning.

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>>32827205
wew, enough babby killing assault grips here to trigger both of my senators. Haven't swapped the stock on my shotgun yet, but the limbsaver feels better than the stock pad.

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>>32827229
And here's the speed strips with some boolits and the stock. Thanks a lot for the package, anon. I really appreciate it!

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Are you mother fuckers ready for the coolest fucking unboxing sekret Santa ever?

be patient, this is the greatest thing I've ever got in the mail.

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>>32827313
Seriously anon who sent this, if you are ever in need, you know where to find me, I got you. you are the best thing to ever come from this place.

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>>32827330
And here's why for everyone els

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>>32827337

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>>32827350
Bro when I opened the box and found this I started sweating until I read the letter.

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>>32827389
>this one time /k/ sent me a box of goodies and a snub nose break top.

Like seriously I've wanted one of these for eternity and I could never find one in a local shop that wasn't absolutely distroyed.

To he who sent me this, you made a 25yo child's dreams come true, best fuckin Christmas ever. Sorry mom&dad.

>>32827424
Is that an old modified Iver Johnson?

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>>32827424
Oh and the piece of resistance.

It's to keep me from getting burned again.
And make me smell like awful chicken lmfao

>>32827535
Honestly I can't tell I'll take a pick of some of the only markings on it. It was cut down so it's kinda distorted, but I can make out a manufacture date of Aug 6 1889.

Oldest gun I own now.

>>32827189
>>32827205
>>32827229
>>32827253

Glad you liked it bro. Merry Christmas.

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>>32827367

>>32827666
>make out a manufacture date of Aug 6 1889

Patent date, not mfg date.

>>32828009
Huh, so if he sent me a .32sw why did he send me .38sw lead cast ammo? The .38sw fits, projectile seems to fit the barrel, is it possible this is a .38sw and he just typo'ed calling it a .32sw?

>>32828056

They made these guns in .32/6 or .38/5. Guess which you have.

>>32817906
I'm your burn relief.
I'm getting it out tonight.. sorry for the wait my dude.

>>32828065
well I was reading some seriously confusing info from a site earlier saying some models were .32sw five shot, some .38sw five shit.

Was mildly confusing. I know about full all about revolvers yo, this is my first one.

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>tfw your regular target didn't post anything you sent
>tfw you sent gifts to a burn victim and they don't post, either
>tfw no one appreciated my humor
Pic related.

>>32828406
That's fuckin hillarious, but remember some participants were from a fb group....and don't browse /k/.

Evan Demere, if you're here you need to post pics ASAP.

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>>32828537
Here's the back

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>>32828406
>>32828749
Now that's a fucking kek. Where's your burn target located?

>>32828865
Oregon, I think.

It was my main target that got the Multitool and didn't post it, the bastard.

Maybe I should get in touch with one of the patch dudes and send them my raw files so we can offer them for sale.

>>32828098

No worries man. I'm excited!

>>32828009
I have a revolver similar to this one, but I believe it's a bit younger, maybe 20s or 30s. I'll go dig it out and post it.

>>32811223
I got stuck on the night shift tonight, so I'll have to wrap up any remaining emails tomorrow.

birmp

This year's Santa was breddy gud. Best moments were the spurdo hi point, the trayvon/zimzam package, and that fat hairy anon trapping everyone.

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>>32833620
>spurdo hi point
I scoured the fucking archives and found it.

last bump before passing out

>>32831966
My body is ready

Bumb

>>32827189
>>32827205
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>>32827253
I'm the anon who got these. Got a text from my brother saying a package showed up from Nugget Enterprises. Can't wait to get home and open it!

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I'm retarded and forgot to post pic.

>>32829767
I hope so man!

I didn't have any AK parts but you may just find some being shipped your way here soon..
And some slavshit food.

>>32836175
That's a big reese's.

>>32828103
You are welcome. Mistyped. 38sw.

>>32827313
You are welcome anon. .38sw. I mistyped

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>>32836162
Alright, here we go lads. This suspiciously plain box arrived today (OPSEC pouch was not part of the gift).

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>>32839309
This receipt was directly inside. Unfortunately anon, it looks like they might not have read your request, kek.

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>>32839332
And inside it's... it's...

O fug IT'S A SKOL GORKA!

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>>32839365
Wew, I fucked that one up and cropped out half the photo, but here's the other part of the Gorka. Thank you so much anon, this is above and beyond what I was expecting. It looks to be just my size, but I'll try it on a bit later after I shower and get some food. It'll definitely see some use.

>>32828552
>>32828552
>>32828552
Post your stuff

>>32836189

Sweeeeet!

>>32828537
Which fb group ?

>>32839988
A normy one

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>>32811223
No burn relief present for me. Oh well.

>>32840151
Don't worry /k/omrade. Creep said he's going to check with the remaining santas tonight for the ETAs on the last presents. It took mine like 9 days to reach me after they ordered.

>>32840151
Mine took 8 days to get there ups ground to my guy

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>>32828552
OPSEC YOU FUCK

>>32840219
LOL anonymoose mean dey dun know we is am.

>>32840501
I would prefer my name not on the boards too.

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CC you farceur. You wag. How did you know just what size bore cleaner I needed??

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>>32841302
Oh god it happened, someone got a dildo.

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>>32841302
What's that? You say your breech is dirty? You want me to stuff it in? You're such a naughty shotty... oh yes you are... I know you're used to 3 inchers, but daddy's got a real bore snake for you tonight...

>>32841302
>>32841346
I knew you'd like it. I am glad this made up for your burn.

>>32811239
What state do you live in?

>>32841302
>>32841346
Is it strawberry flavored?

>>32811223
I just sent my package friday, so it should be in soon

>>32840151
where are you from, i just sent a package friday

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>>32822344
Hey man, I really appreciate the gifts! Where'd the patch come from? Thanks again for stepping up to cover me! Do you want me to write you a thank you letter?
(Sorry for the shotty pic, I'm about to go to bed)

>>32845979
I unironically want that patch.

Bamp

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I couldn't post last night, apologies

Thanks so much friend anon, Travis, and Ivan for the gifts, this stuff is awesome

I got a real kick out of the lighter thing, it was hilarious

I really appreciate the effort and everything you guys put in to relieve my burn, /k/ truly is best board

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>>32849382
Bitchin scarf

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>>32827367
Sup bra

>>32811223
HOw does someone join this?
I'm feeling generous

>>32851827
At this point you're about 2.5 months too late. Wait until November for the next one to start.

>>32851827
It begins at the start of December ish, this is last call for those that got grinched (shipped a present but didn't get a present back)

You're welcome to participate next year!!

>>32851215
it's comfy as fuck

git hyp for winter cup

>>32852058
bruh can you link me?

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>>32852205