"hey bro, cool gun, mind if i see it?"

>>32804665
Those are obviously Dorito crumbs, you fucking pleb

yeah just clean your hands and ill let you see it,

dont put your finger on the trigger unless your gonna an hero

>>32804693
>yeah just clean your hands and ill let you see it,
*licks fingers clean*

*teleports you to the sink*
"wash your hands first, kid"

>>32804763
Kek

>>32804722
hands you problem solver*

keep it bud,

HET

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>>32804665
Sure thing mate!

>>32804665
Nice clubbed fingers

*Opens fire*
*Dissolves in acid*
*Flushes down toilet*

>>32804693
an hero?

>>32805282
dispose of the remains properly haven't you watched breaking bad

>>32805291
Fucking christ is it summer already?

>>32805310
How would I do that, I have PVC pipes and porcelain throne

>>32805314

looks like it my man...
>tfw summerfags ironically need to an hero

>>32804910

I love the finish on these new Kimbers

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>>32804665
>"hey bro, cool gun, mind if i see it?"
AM I BEING DETINAED?@?@

> Be a corpsman assigned to a marine base
> SickCall.mov
> Me: "What's your complaint, lance corporal?"
> LC: "My dick is orange."
> Me: "Ya mean like it's jaundiced? Yellowish?"
> LC: "No, orange. Like a life jacket."
> Me: "Okay, let's see it."
> LC drops pants and presents arms.
> He wasn't joking. Bright orange.
> Me: "Were you dry humping life jackets?"
> LC: "No."
> Me: "Did you get a dye marker stuck in your pants? Or orange striping from the paint locker?"
> LC: "No."
> Kid seems genuinely worried. Who the fuck knows.
> LC: "Seriously doc- no idea what happened."
> I'm stumped.
> Me: "You're 0621- tell me about your work site."
> LC: "Mostly around the shop all day, PT and shit."
> Me: "After work?"
> LC: "I usually stop at the MCX and pick up a Hustler and a bag of Cheetos and head back to the barracks."


> Me: "I think I figured out what's causing it."

>>32807304
Kek

>>32804665
Oh man! What a unique and interesting thread! Holy fucking shit I never thought of it that way before OP! JESUS TAP FUCKING DANCING CHRIST ON SALE! Really makes me think. Really gets the synapses firing. Really gets the brain juice going. Wow....

>>32804665
AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>32804665
Fuck off with your greasy frog fingers.

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>>32804665
See it?

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>>32805465
Kek

>>32804665
>Showing your friends your guns.

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>>32804665
one time I let my friend hold my 870 for like 6 seconds and by the time he handed it back to me it had this fucking white paint dust all over it

>>32804665
>mind if i see it
you see with your eyes not with your hands nigga

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>>32807304

>>32807667

yeah sure man let me just clean your hands off for you
*sucks fingers dry

>>32804665
Keep your disgusting boogerhooks off my nice and shiny handgun you retard.