Fucking BS

>>32803394
I had pretty bad asthma as a kid but by the time I went to enlist it was gone. It was still enough to keep me out.
Kicked ass on the ASVAB too. Had everybody calling my house. Before you ask I don't remember but it was high.

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>>32803394
While I morally object to fighting any of the current conflicts the U.S. is engaged in I did have a sense of duty to my nation that made me want to enlist.
Sadly, I still have terrible asthma and flat feet that make me waddle like a penguin without shoe inserts. I don't feel that bad about being disqualified for that, I had a friend who got turned down just for having a little eczema on his hands.

I got pretty good on ASVAB. I cant remember exactly either, it wasnt stellar but it was just a hair above average. I was gonna go for 0351 regardless though.

>>32803445
I cant say I agree with the morality or politics behind glassing the middle east ad infinitum either, but it didnt really bother me that much.

>>32803412
Where did you take the ASVAB? As far as I'm aware you can only take it at MEPs and if you're going there then it's through a branch. When I went I got a pretty high score myself and even though I had army and navy recruiters congratulate me on it they didn't try to offer me contracts. Sounds a bit off to me.

>>32803494
They gave it to a bunch of us at my high school. Noone tried to offer us contracts, and all the recruiters were very focused on telling us "youre not gonna be preassured into anything".
>fucking commiefornia

>>32803494
Most high schools gave recruiters the opportunity to administer the ASVAB on campus to anyone over 16. At least down here in the south anyway.

>>32803394
1. Go to new recruiter
2. "Any medical problems?" "Nope!"
3. Dont list old hospital for Medical Records xfer at MEPS
4.???
5. Profit!

>>32803412
>>32803445
1. See above.

>actually falling for the ADD jew
>not just selling most of your script
Wew lad, you won't last a day when Muh red dawn happens

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Cancer fucked my chances

Im half deaf with bits of my skull surgically removed and replaced with titanium,
I just wanted to serve

I used to drink a shit ton and when I stopped I ended up in the hospital.

Pretty sure they wouldn't take me now.

>>32805160
They check your insurance history now. At least that's what they did for me when i went in november

>>32803394
>4th year doing sub sonar tech
>suddenly diagnosed with claustrophobia during check up
>take the discharge and go back to school
Pretty stupid desu but I'm not even mad

>>32803494
MEPS? Shit, MEPS is where you report to begin your service. The recruiter administered my ASVAB.

>>32810099
How can a sonar girl be claustrophobic? Don't y'all sleep on and off watch?

>>32803394
Shouldnt have told them about the adderall

We had a Lennie tier autist and a dude who lied about his OCD in my platoon and they managd to pick up Corporal somehow.

To be fair the lennie tier guy was more of a savant, had zero social skills but was smart and /fit/ as shit, we used to hate how women would throw themselves at this autist just cus he was 6'4 and didnt feel pain like the rest of us

>>32810182
I did nothing but play chess and read books. Apparently telling them you had a dream of opening the hatch because you got sweaty at night means you're claustrophobic.

Criminal record. To the military, the value of my larceny charge makes it a felony. In reality I was only convicted of a misdemeanor

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>>32810347
Well there's your mistake. Never tell the psych people the truth when you want to stay in. I made the mistake of saying "Sometimes I wake up and panic a little when I can't find my rifle." Which, yeah, it's fuckin PTSD, but I was a goddamn infantry in the middle of a goddamn war. Everyone has that shit.

I swear those fuckers have a quota of people they have to kick out.

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>>32810396
Fugin faggots, man.
Oh well, it's a done deal and I enjoy living in an open field and not god knows how deep under the sea.