Why are Czechs gods at making weapons

>>32786804
Hold on, let me grab my popcorn before this thread takes off.

>>32786804
unlike most, they channel their hatred of russians into something productive

>>32786804

Because they use German gun-making tech.

>>32786849
Germans stole it from them

>>32786804
Czech guy here,
When the founders named the country they noticed that everyone always checked their work twice. They have since made it a law to do so, and it affects all industry.

>>32786857
Right, and whitey done stole civilization from the kangz as well, right my nubian brother?

>>32786883
Kek

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Prime Czechnology

>>32786869

Ahhh. Slow production, but excellent quality control.

>>32786998
Hence CzechoSLOWvakia

They're mountain-dwelling dwarves, same as the Swiss.

>>32787161
So the trick in making god weapons is to be mountain people

>>32786804
What is gun in op

>>32787189
No, you need dwarfen bloodline

>>32787199
CZ Model S prototype, the frist self-loading rifle but didn't go into mass production due to the Nazis taking Czechoslovakia.

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>>32787216

>>32787189
It's one ingredient, it's why FN is located in Herstal near to Luxembourg, and not in the flat west of the country.

>>32787216
I was born in Czech Republic >>32787242
The codehas been cracked

>>32787230
God dammed Germans

>>32787230
>CZ Model S

Not the first

>>32786804
Necessity

Explain the CZ82, CZ52 and several other questionable designs then.

Actually gods are excellent at making mistakes like that so nvm

Czechs produce guns with the workmanship of the Germans but the style and function of slavs.

Truly the best of both worlds.

>>32787507
CZ82's quite well designed as a reaction to the 52's poor performance, tho. It's simple, easier to machine, easier to strip for cleaning, ambidextrous. Lots going for the 82/83 design. Lots of 82s are clapped out, beat up, and had the finish worn off, but I'm sure when they rolled out of the factory they were the tits.

>>32787291
No it's the frist. Can't you read?

>>32786804
They live in-between Huns and Slavs. If they weren't good at it they wouldn't be a country.

>>32786804
Because they make a damn good attempt at german/swiss quality with russian efficacy.

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Because war is an art form, and we never settle for weapons that are anything short of exquisite.

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>>32789186


Oh lord that movie

>mfw I watch it

>>32787507
CZ52's are fine, 82's were simpler to make (no rollers) but are still complicaterd compared to maks.

IMO the Bren 805 is more questionable. Military reports leave alot wanting, and CZ has a new variant in production product improved

Slavic bloodlust + german engineering

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>>32786804
I'm no CZ worshiper, but the ergos of the 75 have spoiled me so bad. I've developed some kind of bizarre weapons-grade autism that makes any other gun I hold makes my hands feel a little cramped or uncomfortable.

>>32789959
What movie?

>>32786883
>Germans stole it from them

>>32786883
I understand it's hard to comprehend for someone who's uneducated about history like Americans or even western Europeans, but the center of civilization wasn't always in the western Europe. It shifted there after the geographical discoveries, which made western countries economically superior. Before that, Countries of middle Europe - Czechs, Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, Hungary, Transylvania - ware just as advanced technologically as the German states, France and England.

And now the center shifts to Asia, and we are about to land on the outskirts of civilization...

>>32790123
I have a similar problem but with a 92fs, I have come to dislike frame safetys, tilting barrels, striker actions, and CZ squashed slides.

>>32786804
Bit of a sidenote, I used to think that Czech were subhumans.

But the more I learned of their history and guns, I more convinced they are actually master race combining best of germanic and slavic qualities.

You are based Pepiks.

>>32787161
>mountains in czech republic
LuL

>>32789959
>Scene he start screaming and beating everyoen senceless, asking why they are animals.

I cry every fuckin time.

>>32790419
9th Company

>>32790419

>>32793130 here. Didn't know you meant the dancing Russian lady.

>>32789186
>>32790419
Seriously what is the movie?

>>32793130
Are you sure it's 9th Company? The footage looks a lot older.

>>32787189
in a word, yes.

http://www.lukebauserman.com/theweeklyholler/hacker-martin-kentucky-rifle/

>>32789186
>>32790419
>>32793217
Come and See is the movie.

>>32793217
The movie is Come and see

>>32786883
Kill yourself honkey.

>>32790467
>Transylvania
Dracula pls go

>>32793217
Cum and seek

>tfw got shot by a czechoslovakian machine gun in iraq

>>32786883
We was Czechs and sheeit

>mfw I'm mexican and I'm butthurt at the czechs because the only thing decent we've ever done was the fucking Mondragón.

>>32793371
I bet it felt awesome.

>>32792870
unless you're from Nepal, fuck off.

Wtf this thread makes me proud to be Czech.
I never thought other nations would praise us for anything at all.

>>32793880
You have great football players as well and an out of this world surrealist school. My mind bends at any piece of work made by Svankmajer.

ITT: wtf i love czech now.

>>32793880
you are always a bit better than us in everything
t. Pole

>>32793880
You guys have some serious qt3.14s