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If /k/ could be a warrior in any era in time what or who would

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If /k/ could be a warrior in any era in time what or who would you be?
Pic related I've always romanced the loyalty and honor held by the Samurai.
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>>32786195
awe, grasshopper. I'd be the same warrior that I am already, a marine, In the marine core. Saving your civvie asses since 1814! Semper Fidelio
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>>32786226
But do you jump?
Airborne all the way, scrub.

>>32786195
I'd like to be a Moro warrior during the Phillipine Insurrection or Japanese occupation. Chopping off Marine heads and running around with a 1911 and SMG
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>>32786195
I claim space marine.

>FOR THE EMPEROR

due to the fact that the future is always in flux there is literally no evidence that states this is not possible. especially since OP did say "any" time period.
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>>32786195
>Pic related I've always romanced the loyalty and honor held by the Samurai.
Just an FYI but there is a significant difference between actual historical samurai and how they and bushido were portrayed by the Japanese Empire in the early 20th century.

For one depending on time period there was a lot of social and economic mobility so Samurai was just a profession. So one could move from Samurai to merchant or farmer and back pretty openly.

Even when Samurai started becoming a politically active class the romanticized image of a Samurai giving his life without question for his lord or committing hari kiri was exactly that, romanticized. Plenty of Samurai would leave a one lord to serve another. It's like the difference between a Chivalric Romantic knight and an actual historical knight.

There are other misconceptions too, like weebs thinking that Samurai were some kind of death cult.
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>>32786195
viking beserker
>go apeshit on some mother fuckers
>slaughter enemies for my Jarl and the gods
>have Tyr smile on you from the heavens and grant you strength in battle
>get a shitload of loot from raids
>go home and fuck norse pussy whilst getting ripped-shit on mead
>eat some fine ass mutton
>Dem seaxs
>Dem Danish axes
yeah i'd totally wanna be a viking :)
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>>32786438
>this nigga gets it
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>>32786383
>airborne fgt arrives on cue to shit on the muhreens as always but too dumb too realize its another hooah baiting

god damn it you guys are dumb


>>32786195
Polish Hussar thx.
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1970s.
As much as I'd love to go all sword and spear on some bitches indoor plumbing is really great.

>>32786438
Cheater. Immortal cyborg bullshit better happen in my lifetime.
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>>32786553
Im not even in the military lol. Its just so easy to crush marins
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>>32786226

>core
Yep, you're a Marine alright.
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>>32786195
The various tribes of woodland indians in North America before the white man ruined everything were some of the healthiest and happiest people in recorded history. White settlers would sometimes be kidnapped by a band of Indians and ransomed back to their families, and it was very common for them to go back to live with the indians because life with them was so much fun.

And contrary to modern PC anthropology, they were in an almost constant state of war, but it was OK because your tribe had your back and you had their back and together made the rivers run red with the blood of your enemy. You smashed his son's skulls upon the rocks, and made his daughter your 4th wife, and you warmed yourself by the fires of his burning village.
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Like an 80s DEA operator or some shit

>80s music
>80s A E S T H E T I C S
>dope ass mustaches

>mfw i will never unholster my mac10 from under my teal jacket to fight the cartel
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>>32786226
>marine core
>core

Yup, checks out. Thank you for your cervix.
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>>32786636
the reality is that you were starving most of the time if you lived in the upper midwest. for every lakota feasting on bison you had an ojibway freezing his balls off all winter. remember theres no agriculture just hunting and gathering. big fun in an upper midwest winter...
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>>32786725
This right here.
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>>32786195
Samurai were often indebted to merchants, same for knights I suppose.

Damn Jews.

I pick Hakkapeliitta.
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I'd be a Celtic Noble.

>scare the shit out of all my enemies, even the Suebi despite them scaring me too.
>get better armor than some Roman soldiers.
>get to use whatever weapon I wanted.
>have my own chariot with a qt3.14 driver because why not?
>be a master in the art of the Zerg Rush.
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>>32786195
Varangian Guard
anytime except 14th century :^

or space marine
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>>32786195
Roman Equites
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Imperial stormtrooper between episodes 3 and 4.
>Conquer shit and spread civilization throughout the galaxy
>exterminate lesser aliens

also imperial navy officer
>bombard cities to dust
>eradicate early rebel Alliance scum
>lounge in my capital ship in my swanky uniform making enough political connections to be transferred to the Executor
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>>32786859
>>32786513
These
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>>32786195
Mid 12th century as a young Norman knight
>Ywn chill with William Marshal
>Ywn put down Welsh rebels with your marcher lord neighbours
>You will never fight for your prince against the damned French in tournies
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I'd like something tribal. I like the way the Aztec tried to capture rather than kill. I know they still killed them in the end, but it's the thought that counts.
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>>32786940
Okay be one in the 15th century and get slaughtered by turks
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>>32787204
They captured them so they could cut their hearts out as fucking sacrifices
I'd rather be given a quick death on the battlefield than taken up a big pyramid and having my beating heart cut out
I'd much rather be a Spaniard that just gets to rape, loot and spread his stronk diseases
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>>32787261

>They captured them so they could cut their hearts out as fucking sacrifices

>I'd rather be given a quick death on the battlefield than taken up a big pyramid and having my beating heart cut out

And that's what I'm saying. I like their brand of warfare. Primal, yet effective. It's little things like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI
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>>32786195
Born 1890s in Switzerland. Recruit in WWI. Make officer and stay in army. Found a family. WWII. Beginning of the cold war. Die before the shitshow that started at the end of the cold war with the age of about 90-100.
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>>32786740
>Implying the Marine Corps doesn't at least teach new recruits how to spell it properly, and how it and "Marine" should always be capitalized.

That being said I'm surprised now one has mentioned being Rhodesian Light Infantry yet.

If it doesn't have to be real though, I wouldn't mind being a Mahou Shoujo.
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>>32786195
Varangian, like >>32786940


>Be tall, muscular, and blonde in a sea of swarthy Mediterranean manlets
>Get the best arms and armor because gotta save the emperor
>He's often away at war and does not guard his wife or concubines
>They're lonely
>Some of them come from as far as Central Asia

Just getting to bang foreign babes all day on the Empire's dollar. If not doing that, then fucking up foreign empires and smelly horse nigs for pay too. Great all around if you ask me

>>32787036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVLGwTggO8U
"HOLD THE LINE!"
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Vietnam War or 80s Operator (Fighting Cartels and Gangs and shit)
Others include Napoleonic French, British Army during Zulu Wars time period, Rhodesian Foreign Legion Merc, WW1 French, WW2 Marine, Waffen SS on Eastern Front (specifically Charlemagne Division), and mercenary during Middle Ages-Renaissance
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Personally Id like to have been some sort of archer, maybe an English longbowman?
I don't know too many historical archer units
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>mfw reconquering the holy land from the infidel kaffirs
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British soldier in the anglo-zulu wars.
>filthy nignogs only have spears and leather shields
>mow them down with maxim guns
>bang qt boer gf at the end of the day while drinking tea
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>>32788450
>Varangian
Good choice, until some steppe-looking motherfucker runs you over with his horse.
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>>32786195
samurai is kind of appealing, if only for the tight azn boypussy. everything else is pretty shit
Other then that, 60's-70's mercenary in africa.
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>>32786636
Constant war among tribes, enslavement, facial mutilations, scalpings. Def. srs warrior shit going on alla time.

I mean, I guess if you like brutal wars but dislike, say, shoes, then through the timeplex with you!
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>>32786636
>tfw you're born a hopi and all you get to do is eat rotten salmon and gather twings
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>>32791331
Oops. hopis were some arizona fuckers.
replace salmon with pinion nuts and twigs with cactus or some shit
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>>32786226
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>>32789385
>anglo-zulu wars
>>mow them down with maxim guns

Wrong.

Matabele War
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>>32786195
WW2 British commando
Katanga mercenary
Roman centurion fighting Hannibal into Carthage
Glory period Spartan sans the buttfucking part
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>>32786195
>If /k/ could be a warrior in any era in time what or who would you be?

force recon in 2008. pic unrelated, me armor.
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USMC 1st Recon in Operation Iraqi freedom.
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>>32786825
>Samurai were often indebted to merchants, same for knights I suppose.
This was only after Hideyoshi decided to end Japan's social mobility to be fair. Ironic considering Hideyoshi was born a peasant.
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>not wanting to live with your neighborhood friends all living in a cozy trench together with magestic mustaches and eating stew and bully beef cleaning your Lee enfield for her magesty..

It's like you don't even want to stop the kaiser.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=TqYIkKzHjrc

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=y-B9GsHbVDM

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=AVOZ5H7ClOU
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>>32787079
This would be pretty ballin err störmtrüpen
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