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What gun would you take to Mars? Must be under ten pounds.

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What gun would you take to Mars?

Must be under ten pounds.
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>>32784780
Your mother's sharpened femoral bones.
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>>32784780
Fuck off kid and back to your homework
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>>32784780
10 pounds Earth weight, or Mars weight?
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.22 derringer for each person
12ga coach gun for every 10 or so people
a single ~40mm AA gun with manual traverse for the entire colony
fixed .50 HMG in the nose of the colony ship with a little door over the hole
every comsat/weather sat has 2-3 single-shot 7.62x39 barrels
a few orbital kinetic projectiles

Can't have them ayys getting us because
>holy crap those humans don't have any guns? now's our chance!
>wait I don't believe it these fuckers always have guns and they love to hide them
>fuck you're right let's go home
>yeah I don't wanna get shot either
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>>32784832
Pretend it's moon weight.
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>>32784780
>>32784832
>>32784871
50bmg made in 1942 obviously so I can scratch MARS on it
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SLAVS IN SPAAAACE
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>>32784871
Earth moon, or Mars moon?
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>>32784884
mars' moons
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>>32784883
Actually can I change my decision??? I forgot to factor in Mars weight, and considering this would only weigh 8 pounds on Mars...
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>>32784924
Phobos or Deimos?
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>>32784956
well since they are 22km and 16km in diameter i suppose it won't matter much since they'll have nearly no gravity
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>>32784973
Nukes
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Duh
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>>32784987
weld a handle on it and you're good to go
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>going to mars
>not expecting demons
>not bringing your anti demon boom stick
>not being able to run 60miles per hour

I pity you guys
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No fucking contest
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>>32784883
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>>32784780
Kolibri and the rest of the weight as ammo. Just need to poke a hole in a spacesuit or flimsy material
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>>32785999
dat uzi is racist and trips be trippin
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>>32786030
I've seen moonraker like a dozen times and never noticed that it was a dollar store uzi with greebles on it until just now.
Jesus. I'm gonna off myself now.
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>>32784882
fucking clever
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>>32785099
that gun always just screams "Doom 3" to me
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>>32784988
niggah please
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