What gun would you take to Mars?
Must be under ten pounds.
>>32784780
Your mother's sharpened femoral bones.
>>32784780
Fuck off kid and back to your homework
>>32784780
10 pounds Earth weight, or Mars weight?
.22 derringer for each person
12ga coach gun for every 10 or so people
a single ~40mm AA gun with manual traverse for the entire colony
fixed .50 HMG in the nose of the colony ship with a little door over the hole
every comsat/weather sat has 2-3 single-shot 7.62x39 barrels
a few orbital kinetic projectiles
Can't have them ayys getting us because
>holy crap those humans don't have any guns? now's our chance!
>wait I don't believe it these fuckers always have guns and they love to hide them
>fuck you're right let's go home
>yeah I don't wanna get shot either
>>32784832
Pretend it's moon weight.
>>32784780
>>32784832
>>32784871
50bmg made in 1942 obviously so I can scratch MARS on it
SLAVS IN SPAAAACE
>>32784871
Earth moon, or Mars moon?
>>32784884
mars' moons
>>32784883
Actually can I change my decision??? I forgot to factor in Mars weight, and considering this would only weigh 8 pounds on Mars...
>>32784924
Phobos or Deimos?
>>32784956
well since they are 22km and 16km in diameter i suppose it won't matter much since they'll have nearly no gravity
>>32784973
Nukes
Duh
>>32784987
weld a handle on it and you're good to go
>going to mars
>not expecting demons
>not bringing your anti demon boom stick
>not being able to run 60miles per hour
I pity you guys
No fucking contest
>>32784883
>>32784780
Kolibri and the rest of the weight as ammo. Just need to poke a hole in a spacesuit or flimsy material
>>32785999
dat uzi is racist and trips be trippin
>>32786030
I've seen moonraker like a dozen times and never noticed that it was a dollar store uzi with greebles on it until just now.
Jesus. I'm gonna off myself now.
>>32784882
fucking clever
>>32785099
that gun always just screams "Doom 3" to me
>>32784988
niggah please