attention /k/
you have recently heard on the news of ten meter tall human like aliens invading large population centers from staging areas from out of remote areas(boondocks/sticks/whatever you call them). You have only forty hours until one of them discovers your place of residence and must survive for one week until the military can send a response to the aliens in your area.
You must describe how you plan to survive. Will you barricade yourself in your home? Go on the run? Go unnaground or innawoods?
The aliens are susceptible to most small arms fire, save for the smallest of calibers, provided that you have enough ammo to take them down.
>>32784401
Scorched earth fggot.
>>32784401
Kiss the closest woman to send them into deep shock or throw a doll that makes sound at them to scare them away.
I'll show them protoculture even if they dont want to see it.
>>32784401
what military would dress it soldiers in pink lol fags
Same business as usual. Anything of that size/weight couldn't survive long given the oxygen saturation/gravity, much less present any sort of threat aside from falling on me.
>>32784703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8lgI-9RiY
>>32784401
50 cal fun time. 'nuff said
>>32784401
Who is the pop star whose singing voice guides us into battle? This fact is important.
>>32784670
>>32784878
These guys get it.
>>32784670
Anon knows what's up.
https://youtu.be/xvbR92b8NXA
>Be me, hear about these giant ass aliens. Brilliant plan.
>Gather small militia of friends family, and other survivors.
>We all live in trees, no more than two people per tree.
>Make sure we're camouflaged well in leaves.
>First alien passes after a day of tree life, nearly second night.
>Everyone pulls their guns out of hollowed out spots in the trees.
>Everyone pours bullets into the direction of the alien.
>Rinse and repeat, they'd never think to look in the trees that are about 3/4 their height.
>>32784401
we reverse engineer captive AlienStarShip technology,
known as ASS-TECH
and attack!
>>32785242
artist?
>>32785242
>English dub
holy shit
this is tragic SO FUCKING BAD
>>32784401
Are the aliens chicks and are they hot?
>>32784670
What if they've already seen it and they're here to get more?
>>32784401
Whip out my guitar and say: "LISTEN TO MY SONG!!"
>>32786451
why yes, yes they are hot.
play your cards right...
>>32786462
I fail to see the problem with that.
>>32786947
>iwn be crushed between a giant zentreadi qt's thighs
there's no point in living
>>32784401
>OP thinking that I'd ever shoot at my fetish
What happens if I surrender?
>Find big girl
>ayy bb lemme smash
>Score the second biggest pussy on the planet (the first one being ur mom)
>marry the giantess
>get half breed chilluns
>livin the dream
>>32788167
>>32788088
>>32787871
>tfw no meltran gf to shoot guns with
>>32788311
>She has wonky genes and becomes a loli when micronized
>>32788311
Assuming they just used upscaled guns, even their bullets would be fun sized.
>>32787871
I was waiting. Anon you didn't disappoint
>>32784401
Attempt to find a female. Procede to attempt snu snu.
If not crushed, continue snu snu with giant waifu.
>>32788357
>>32784401
From what I'm seeing on this thread, all they'd have to do is bring in the giant ladies and half the population would defect.
>>32791739
I don't think even giant would be a necessary factor. Like Hunk and Shay. Or Lance and anything that looks female.
>>32786408
>English dub
Hahahahaha, no. It's not a dub, it's Robotech. Harmony Gold took three different anime series and tried to patch them together into one thing to make it appeal more to the American syndication market. It's not a dub as much as it's a hack job. Still, it's how I was first introduced to Macross.
>>32791911
Yep, though they used similar base material Robotech and Macross are two very different settings.
>>32791878
>I don't think even giant would be a necessary factor
Or human-like.
>>32794277
I loved how they made it clear that the definitively non-mammalian alien was female without resorting to boobs.
>>32794419
>Sharing her first sunrise after the liberation and revitalization of her living planet home.
Well this thread went in a different direction than expected.
>>32794584
Have you not seen Macross before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYHGDEl-zIc
>>32784401
Are they unarmed?
>buy AR-10 and a few barrels
>2000 rds of .308
>oh and some food and lots of water, just in case
>camp innadorm, laugh as the 5 story, 6 part complex is entirely brick and concrete
>tfw they still havent cancelled classes
>>32794631
>not wanting a 10 meter tall qt soldier as a girlfriend
40k posters have no taste
>>32795059
>>32795259
what are you, gay?
>>32795278
more then likely
>>32788088
At what point does something like this move into fetish territory anyway? It's not like someone sees a qt monstergirl and goes "oh, I must have a monstergirl fetish". No, everyone likes them, it's not a rare thing. Same things happened on this thread.
>>32795388
>It's not like someone sees a qt monstergirl and goes "oh, I must have a monstergirl fetish". No, everyone likes them, it's not a rare thing
Perhaps by the standards of the internet it's not too peculiar. But you have to remember that normies probably find anything beyond vanilla to be weird.
and no funs will probably find it stranger still that you want to meet your wife in a combat zone.
>>32795464
I often forget just how far outside normality you have to be to browse 4chan. If those things count as fetishes, then I am one kinky SOB.
>>32795528
not to say normals don't have some weird fetishes, it's just that some of the folks on 4chan have shit that's way out there, like the guy who is sexually attracted to Ohio.
Personally, I feel like giant girls are rather tame and even understandable, from a "bigger is better" kind of way. Just don't delve too deeply into the turbo autism and it's fine.
>>32795546
>sexually attracted to Ohio
How does that even work?
And let's not even get into 4chan's trap fetish...
>Just don't delve too deeply into the turbo autism and it's fine.
Yup, that about sums it up.
>>32795278
Gay for the Emperor, in a totally not-homo way. Because being homo is heresy. And so is using bolt shells as prostate stimulators.
>>32795546
Pic related is the difference between being normal (by 4chan standards) and being turbo autistic.
>>32784878
kek, you guys
>>32784910
>>32796187
>>sexually attracted to Ohio
>How does that even work?
like this. It's a fun read.
>>32784401
hello Schooly
The best of times, when jpop saves the world
tay-tay ain't got shit
>>32796355
My mind is full of fuck
>>32784401
Time to call up some buddies at Howard and ask if they've got any discounts on bulk packages of 55mm APS-DU.
>>32797201
>that bullet belt wrapped around all retarded like
how the fuck does this gun work?
>>32797211
Like a normal gunpod.
What is /k/'s favorite VF?
Mine is the Messiah.
>>32797355
VF-22S Sturmvogel II
>>32797396
Good taste, the space YF-23 is my second favorite.
>>32797355
>>32797396
>Shoji Kawamori actually went to school for aircraft engineering
fuuuuuug no wonder the planes in macross look great.
>>32788357
>Implying this is a bad thing.
>>32797355
VF-1J with super package all day
>>32797355
The slav-VF
>>32797450
ANUUU
>>32797450
that scene was badass
>>32797436
>>32788357
Christ could she be any more perfect
>>32788311
>she will never shoulder her 55.6mm AR and aim while I stand in the trigger guard and press rounds off
i'm ready to end it
>ywn have a ROCK battle sing off with a giantess waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J79O5mEjcZ0
>>32798467
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?
>>32798712
It hurts