Patch thread - where your favorite meme become reality.
>WHERE CAN I FIND [patch]??
LOOK HERE: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMfOTfYzw4
First for solving all political arguments before they begin. Redirect all politcal arguments to this post.
>>32781683
But what if I'm blaming myself?
>>32781686
exit bag
Still looking for a few more replies to this. There's some non Ace Combat-related stuff near the end. Pic related
https://goo gl/forms/lSFjqx34IVppOJ6A3
Guess what the artist just got to me
>>32781669
10/10 thread theme this time
also lemme see dem collections
>>32781727
That right ear is hella fucked up.
>>32781718
tried 5 different ways but can't open that link.
>>32781776
You put a period where the space is.
posting insignia that never saw any use
could make a cool RWDS patch, do as you please.
>>32781727
I'm ready, I'm ready, I want those Keychains!
>>32781780
thx man. have a patch design.
Working on a Valiant 11 mission patch
>>32781751
It's on the other side of her head you idiot
>>32781962
Not him, but shouldn't it be forward slightly?
>>32781962
Yeah, which would make a lot of sense if we couldn't see her face.
Why the fuck are you people ignoring me? >>32781460 Don't tell me /k/ is straight, I'm not buying it.
>>32782025
I guess that'll do.
>>32781838
There was also combat in the Moon's Sea of Tranquility against the RED CHINESE INVADERS. Space combat patches when?
>>32781805
Gotta fix that arm placement barrel on the right side doesn't line up with the d in thread.
Just sat down and made the /k/ NROL patchable, thoughts?
Taking suggestions for border color.
>>32782280
I still think this would be better as the original octopus face and not as Pepe.
>>32782280
Mosin
>>32782206
soon™
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/sarma-no-step-on-snek-morale-patch/52982
So which of you works for Varu?
Also restock is going to be delivered today I think.
>>32782666
lol that's what i was wondering
>>32781669
Oi! That's my picture :)
>>32782666
oh wow! how rare! really needs to be posted every thread!
http://firespeedtactical.com/product/no-step-on-snek/
http://firespeedtactical.com/product/no-step-on-snek-fde-2/
http://bmc-tactical.com/no-step-on-snek-patch/
http://defendwaifu.com/Patches/no-step-on-snek
>>32782832
nigga pls I don't hang out in these threads, I was pants shopping and saw in on the front page.
Squat and push, see if you can get that stick out of your ass, huh?
CAT GIRLS SOON
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science
>In a remarkable—if likely controversial—feat, scientists announced today that they have created the first successful human-animal hybrids.
>>32783019
Oh god, imagine all the genetic abominations we'll see till we actually get to these cat girls...
>>32783019
But how long until they are not abominations and available for domestic ownership? Also you know it will take that one weird guy to introduce actual "catgirls" and will probably be seen as a freak, but will have to take the blow until they are excepted.
>>32783019
>The team created what’s known scientifically as a chimera
>>32783073
>Armpatch for Jäger-Einheiten of the Wehrmacht
>>32783084
w2c?
>>32783109
google filename
>>32782688
Thanks for the patch skinwalker, also any chance of a fish and wildlife themed version?
>>32783073
Gasmask specialists
Medical
Pharmacist
Nachrichten-Einheit
>>32783073
Latvia, Estonia, Croatia, Albania and Italy (?)
>>32783149
What's that jacket?
>>32783109
Hard to explain in english and apparently there is no english wiki page for the ones of the Wehrmacht.
Jägereinheiten were specialists like the "Gebirgsjäger" but in ground terrain like forests.
Those also included snipers. I guess you could say they were the "Rangers" of the german military. Also still exist in the Bundeswehr
>pic semi-related: documents of the infamous Jäger-Battalion 501
>>32783149
I like the idea!
>>32783178
Exactly.
>pic related: For volunteers of the Idel-Ural region
>>32783073
And here an earlier insignia for italian Waffen-SS volunteers
>pic related
>>32783181
Kitanica mark iv
>>32783073
>pic related: for volunteers from Georgia
>>32783073
>pic related: Russian volunteers to fight against Communism
>>32783073
Norwegian SS volunteer shield
>>32783073
Indian Wehrmacht volunteers
>>32783073
>>32783267
>>32783307
>>32783331
>>32783340
I'm actually planning on making US State versions of these.
>>32783084
>pic related: Sleeve patch for an Armourer/Gunrepair of the Waffen-SS
>>32783366
They would look nice,i'd love to see them. I wish we had those when i served in the Bundeswehr for the states where we were from.
>pic related: 1943 collar patch for "certain" guards guarding some "certain places"
>>32783423
>pic related: 33. French SS-Division "Charlemagne" collar patch who were issued but never made it to the uniforms
>>32783366
It would be cool if the nasty girls did something like that for their uniforms.
>>32783019
>>32783047
Ed...ward...
I went ahead and made the TX one, pretty straightforward, but I'll probably need the thread's guidance when I make the more complicated flags with more details.
>>32783607
I might add actual text like >>32783267, maybe.
>>32783607
I would definitely buy an Indiana patch
>>32783607
Id buy
>>32783634
>>32783607
Forgot name
>>32783625
?
>>32783607
Can't wait to see Maryland
>>32783607
Bruh gimme.
Please make a Cali patch that says DONOTCOMPLY.
>>32783667
Would buy, gotta rep the Hoosier State
>>32783607
10/10 would buy
Michigan
>>32783703
>>32780879
please respond
>>32783673
Calipatch
>>32783733
Yup, looks like enough people are interested desu
Got my latest patch. Gosh, I remember these commercials from back in the 80s. So nostalgic! I'm going to wear this on my jacket for my trip out to Oakland today, and I bet I'll get a lot of compliments!
>>32783803
CO pls
>>32783803
Ai, can you do a quick one up just like this with the NCR bear?
>>32783803
Nice, but i like the german shield surrounding lines more, but i might be biased as a german
>pic unrelated: several patches for different branches in the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe
>>32783607
I'd buy, but there needs to be a Come and Take It version as well.
Gotta have that historical vibe, ya know?
>>32783961
Did you see the AK47?
>>32783671
Maryland
>>32783808
Tennessee
>>32783837
Colorado.
Did the Z.Z division patch from Grand Budapest Hotel ever get made?
>>32783894
I can't find the "/k/ a magical place" patch on any of the sites. got a link?
>pic related: patch for german female medical units
>>32784016
Kommando Store.
>>32783977
Last thread? Yeah, was tasty looking.
I'll check to see if anything is wrong when I get home after the operation tonight.
>>32784016
this was supposed for OP, not myself
>>32784021
Danke
>>32783999
Got a decent KY design in mind?
>>32784112
It's literally just the state crest on a blue background
>>32781743
>Sauerkraut eating hun
Gib link, i eat Sauerkraut and am true bavarian hun phenotype
>pic related:
>>32781718
ace combat 7 is coming to pc senpai, today is a good day
>>32784061
oh boy i can't wait for your after action report and creep shots
>>32784061
Ak47 is in this thread up top
>>32784061
Ak47 is in this thread up top
>>32784159
>pic related: french vichy regime milice patch with double fasces
>>32784159
german gun works
>>32784261
>pic related: French Volunteer patch before the LVF was made into a Waffen-SS Division
>>32782280
What about zergface?
>>32783988
I'll take three
>>32784265
Great thank you, and they even ship to Germany.
>pic related: Wehrmacht Nebelwerfer Patch
>>32782280
I want the nightvision version
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32784429
>and they even ship to Germany
Datt is ne deutsche Firma Mutterficker.
>>32784549
Me and NEET will welcome you to the felon club with open hands
>>32784549
>my little patch seller can't be this cute
>>32784549
Don't go down that path, we can't have more felons. I always knew they were a bad influence on our little Cracker.
>>32784532
>datt
>having to live in the Ruhrpott?
You're welcome anytime to move to the promised lands of Bavaria
It's easy, get a map.
>pic related
>>32784632
>pic related: Galicia/Ukraine Volunteer Patches
>>32783607
For the gay "state seal" flags do the alternative flags that have been proposed for them. Almost all state seal states have had a campaign to replace them because they're all fucking shit.
Here's the crown of the Midwest's superior flag.
>>32784648
>pic related: Kriegsmarine Patch for K-Verbände on sea (sabotaging enemy ships with explosives etc.)
>>32784677
All Wehrmacht Specialty Patches
Don't remember who was making the Dredd badge, Valkyrie? Maybe this pin would help figure out the colors more?
>>32784691
Deutrsche Jägerschaft - Yes that's where Jägermeister got their logo from. Existed before andstill exists post-ww2 (German Hunter Association)
>>32784632
>surrender the rhineland
no thanks.. well maybe for your suppressor laws.
>>32781791
That is pretty cool.
>>32783366
That would be pretty cool
>>32783423
The renewable energy division?
>>32783607
Make an Alabama one, It'd be easy.
>>32784728
Wait, what differences do you have gun law wise in NRW? I thought you had the same as us
Here is a patch on a Czech trenchcoat I just bought. I'm not sure what it is for, but it looks pretty neat.
>>32784791
>mfw the SS were the first hippies
>>32784825
Lion is from their coat of arms. No idea what the rest is. Maybe some sort of military
>>32784812
your hunters can use suppressors.
>>32784846
I know but i didn't know in NRW you can't. What's the reasoning for this? Doesn't make sense
>>32783019
Heresy!
>>32783019
>Trump is making anime real
>>32784846
Ohio just passed killer gun law.
Hunting with suppressor
Ccw where all alcohol served
Ccw on school grounds
>>32784963
Yeah, in Germany we don't have CCW
>>32784240
I meant that. It's sinister but cute as well. Just make sure to do 74 as someone more soft and cute.
>>32784225
I'm going to not really sperg over people, but maybe a few shots of what they are watching so you all can judge then without them knowing.
>>32784867
no clue. better lobby work i guess.
>>32785021
we do have ccw licenses but they are next to impossible to acquire
>>32785091
Here the only ones who have what is similar to a CCW are old hunters with lots of money.
In general in Bavaria you get most freedoms if you are rich as hell and acquainted with local politicians in my experience
>>32783607
>>32783961
>>32785044
how many hours till your mission starts?
>>32785141
[patriotism intensifies]
Man, I'm going to need a second job at this point to buy all this cool stuff.
>>32785218
About 2. Just in a math class, then downstairs for the den-o-weebs.
Lucky I checked their page, they moved to a new building (aka the same one I'm in now).
It's cold outside, so I'm a little happy for the coincidence.
>>32781791
>>32784758
>>32785141
Would buy the san jacinto one
Alright, let's see how much cringe I can deal with.
I can hear weeb music from down the hall already... Gott mit uns.
>>32786074
>yfw everyone is pretty normal except you
wearing any patches?
>>32786174
No, forgot them. It is a recon run anyway. If they are worthy of my presence in the future, I'll reveal exactly who I am (/ak/ shill, etc).
So far, just watching random anime openings. No pictures because it would be too obvious, maybe later...
And no, people are half neckbeards or fujos, all sperging over random normie shows. And they are "trying" to speak Japanese...
>>32786299
>sperging over random normie shows
did you watch anything normie related? that maid dragon shit show? youjo senki? it's popular enough to be considered normie.. i think.
>>32786373
Literally half of the stuff we've watched so far (all still just opening songs), and half of it is 90's shit that I could care less about. A few recent shows, but no /k/-related stuff so far.
I'm in a basement with literally unapologetic weebs. And I got 3 more hours of it. I hope whatever show they watch is not boring.
>>32786074
>>32786299
>mfw remembering the anime club we had at my High School
>>32784606
We have the technology.
>>32784599
What goes on in felon club?
>>32784612
I'll do my best.
>>32786497
We watch animu, listen to music, play vidya and talk felon stuff.
>>32786409
>I got 3 more hours of it
If it sucks just stand up and shout "Anime was a mistake" and leave ;^)
>>32786439
It's truly suffering.
>>32786497
>>32786439
>mfw I still live next to one of the autists in their high school "idol" club
On another note, prime minister's in town, what do?
>>32786572
>Two sets of eyebrows
>>32786595
oops
>>32785044
I only saw 74 in the anime, so I thought she was more violent whereas 47 was more happy/sadistic
AI pls
Bureau patch restock when
>>32785141
tiny nip/10
Thanks Woodpatch, I have now bought my very first patch from a pastebin vendor, I'm waiting for 2hu's prone patch to come in the mail.
>>32787032
What's the other one in behind the sticker?
>>32787068
My Mixtape, without Velcro since I forgot it was an option.
Alright, so it's half time. I'll have a full list of shows when I get out of here.
Some sperging-type people, but the night is still young...
>>32783607
New Mexico pls?
>>32787320
Stay safe stalker
>>32786409
>>32787320
>3 hours
Jesus, what kind of fucking club meets for three hours? And for anime no less. Why would spergs even want to be around people that long?
lewd woodpatch patches when
>>32787526
Well, they watch actual shows. Apparently they do 6 or so episodes per meeting. The adventure continues...
>>32787635
when you hit puberty
>>32782688
Late to the party but im hype ld for the rogue coyote patch
Could you make more subdued variations of it? Also post patch template
>>32787715
>patch template
????????
>>32787666
I'll give you my loli ass for patches mr.satan
>>32787781
>>32784800
Alabama
Also made a Florida one. Will most likely simplify the seal when time comes.
>>32787781
I was thinking of making a short woodchan comic. Erotic Friend Fiction.
>>32787944
"Patch Adventures"
An artistic telltale of patch people making patches and interacting with one another.
>>32787959
I like it!
>>32787933
Nice
>>32787635
>am hood girl
>>32787526
>>32787643
The club I used to run was longer. We had a soft start around 6 or 7, but people would show up as early as 5. We'd do three eps of shows, ops and eds, have a break to get food, chat, set up votes for what we wanted to watch the next week, then three more eps. Then we would be done officially, but we'd usually have a special engagement; usually an anime film or whatnot, or MST3K or something funny. So it would end up being like, 6 hours sometimes.
Here's a mockup of a patch I've been working on, let me know how many pairs everyone wants.
>>32788064
I'll take four pairs pls
>>32788064
lel
>>32788064
6 gorillian for me
>>32788064
14, please
>>32788064
not enough swastikas
what are you a communist?
>>32788064
88 for me.
>>32788064
Is it going to be made out of 100% Jew nose skin, or naw?
>>32787933
>>32787943
Hell yea Ill buy 3
>>32787933
Make an Arkansas one I'd buy 3.
>>32787943
didn't out patch do this already?
>>32788064
>>32788064
How can I compete with this skill.
So is a mint nazi youth knife worth 1400?
>>32788809
probably. Nazi stuff always goes for outrageous prices.
>>32788869
Cool, want to use it on the day of the rope.
>>32788809
They are worth exactly $1,488 actually. You're getting a pretty good deal.
>>32789008
Hey guys, what's going on in th-
POLARISE
WHEN YOU SHIPPING THOSE PATCHES?
>>32789502
His site says mid February
>>32789314
What's wrong bb
>>32789788
>>32789788
.
>>32789788
paztch when
>>32789578
I mean for the pol patch. I ordered one a week ago.
>>32789886
Those action bars are completely empty.
>>32789936
>>32789886
>razer
Please leave.
>>32789967
I've bought plenty of high dollar keyboards but the razer chroma has lasted longer than any others.
What is the DANK PATCH by neet guy
is it worth $8 to find out
or will someone tell me
>>32790132
This is a first.
>>32790132
>>32790144
I know, and there's no examples to link him in the thread at this moment. I don't have one or I would post it.
>>32790043
>Implying you need to spend money
I have a cheap ass azio and its pretty great. And I put good use to my keyboards. I have worn out quite a few mechanicals.
>>32790144
>>32790161
I'm just dropping by. I like the mac tonight but the mystery behind the dank patch is intriguing
>>32790163
I've had 3 CODE keyboards and they were great but the weak spot is the USB slot for the connection. The chroma I have is hardwired and I can change the colour of every key an d it works quite well.
>>32790186
It's a "Department of institutionalized racism, Right wing death squad." it is a black background with red 1940s Germany style text and an elephant. It's mainly a campy reference to the left's fear of death squads sent out by the right after the election and not to be taken seriously.
This is one of the few examples that I will pseudo spoon-feed, cause there's no example right now in the thread.
>>32790228
Thank you. I think I may have seen that one posted a few times before, whenever I've passed through a thread.
>>32790296
do you understand you're giving us more reasons to continue ?
>>32790296
do you also understand that we are not only americans ?
>>32789265
Neat/10
>>32790366
That is a stupid reason to do anything.
>>32790375
Sorry dude, I totally just assumed you were from an English speaking country that could at least sympathize with what we were fighting against. Where are you from my man?
>>32781669
E.Y.E patch when ?
>>32790453
>Where are you from my man?
France
>>32790296
>/k
>linking that many posts
Go back to plebbit.
>>32790189
$150 is too much. And yeah any kind of detachable piece like that on anything is going to fail. The idea is that the cable will get damaged before the keyboard, so you could just replace the cable. The best solution is not be destructive with the things you own.
>change the colour of every key
rgb doesn't mean shit.
Razer is simply overpriced for what it is.
Also there is not u in color, ya europoor.
>>32790189
i always hated light in keyboards or mouses
>>32790497
When I play top 100 in Overwatch it h4elps
>>32789502
>>32789907
Tomorrow.
I tried to post this but phone died
For the guys trying to find what the dank patch is, is pic related
>>32790463
I think you're the last person that should be glorifying Nazi Germany, but whatever, it wasn't my country that got raped by those assholes.
>>32790512
just how ? do you play in total dark ?
>>32790560
yeah, who doesn't?
>>32790554
i'm not glorifying nazis
if you where in my country with all thoses assholes you'll understand
France is a good country but french WAS
Working on a set of stickers.
>>32790573
my eyes get tired if i play for too long in the dark
>>32790585
Train more
>>32790296
>>32790483
Reddit is better than this place. Don't try to 'other' me me, you wacko! At least I'm not a racist.
Museum had patches so I got patches
>>32790678
>>32790644
Wow. Racist, sexist, xenophobic, Islamophobic... DO YOU EVEN FUNNY??
>>32781727
the thumbnail looked lewd
Hey Ai, please explain what this is you fuckin' leaf. Thanks.
>>32790731
>>32790656
>>32790695
C'mon, you can do better than that.
>>32790731
Was Ai drunk again when he mailed these patches?
>>32790296
people like you are the reason I sometimes think we should go full natsoc
>>32781805
No, actually this is WORST THREAD EVAR
>>32790296
I was making a joke about how /pol/ these patch threads are getting.
>>32781718
Hey,
I filled out what I know. I don't know much about the other designs. Hope it helps.
>>32783980
Maryland has such a perfect flag. It's just like a European heraldic crest.
>>32790864
then stop clicking on these threads
>>32789265
>Jormungand
Just for that it was worth it. Other shows don't sound bad either. A-any cute grills present?
>>32789936
my action bar is pretty hard right now
>>32790533
RE STOCK WHEN
I MISSED OUT
YUKARI PATCHES WHERE
>>32791397
>I MISSED OUT
oh no le didn't
>>32789936
It's druid, she's fine.
>>32791452
YUKARI A BEST!
>>32791452
I want to [spoilersdon'twork] hug [/spoilersdon'twork] Yukari
Sour, when are you shipping Gaza Strip out?
>>32791803
I want to Bury my face in Yukari's hair and never ever leave
>missed a couple threads
>Going through archive to skim the old threads like the autist I am
>Merlin talks about why he wants to make patches
>Just to make people happy, and literally nothing else
How can one man's love be so pure? Truely, Merlin is best girl
>>32782688
>>32787773
POST PIC OF ROGUE COYOTE PATCH PLS.
>>32792278
Merlin is a cute
>>32792278
right now he's all talk no action. i won't hold my breath.
>>32790731
>>32790786
>mfw find all these treasures I've created while drunk
This fucking quality
>>32792402
He has a site, and is currently collecting artwork to run.
>>32792312
Not at my computer today m8
>>32787943
Can confirm will buy best state flag patch
>>32783280
Where can I get this
>>32792706
Find a waffen ss jacket and rip it off
>>32792532
Now I wanna see what you put for mine, my roommate wrote it and told you to judge me super hard for my patch buying.
The specter of the patch thread
>>32793154
If someone makes a good image, I'll produce it.
---
Inna IL CCW class, teacher is a pretty cool guy. Competition shooter, worked in the industry, real cool guy. Fun times for day one.
>>32792312
I aint skin, but I got this pic here see
>>32789880
>>32789886
>>32789894
I don't understand.
>>32793871
That's the one I posted a long time ago! Rad!
>>32794167
Shhh its ok
Post office and needs to get their shit together
>package arives in random city inna state
>sent to federal way
Ok so thats close by ill get it friday
>look today
>sent to random city
>sent to federal way (again)
>sent to fucking seattle
>Sent to different part of seattle
What the shit is going on
>>32794287
Skin check email.
Deplorables 2017 patch should be in tomorrow.
>>32794879
>>32791615
>>32794879
I guess it's time to spend more money
My Deplorables 2016 needs it's younger brother.
>>32794999
>>32795021
>>32795021
>Those miniature skulls
Some asian guy sells those in bracelets, made of oxbone I think
>>32795045
Interesting, I made those bone skull beads into a pinky ring to compliment my bracelets..
*Pic related.
>>32795021
>>32795040
>voodoo setup
spooky
>>32795102
Alex Kang if you're interested
>>32795102
>that room
A-are you ok?
>>32795102
Are you in Bosnia? Iraq? Detroit?
>>32795102
Blink twice if you're OK
>>32795136
>>32795145
>>32795151
An old Urbex pic.
>>32794446
Ok so you're not the only one.
I tracked on of my amazon packages to LosGatos California.... Shipping address wasn't even to California FFS.
I'd patch dynamics sold out of the Bureau of Memetic Warfare patches? If so did they talk about a second run?
>>32794287
I guess I also have your old CFA patch design
also this came out today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlmOk4ubcU
>>32795408
The fellon says restocks soon.
Any Thot patrol patches?
>>32795439
I'm not sure if I made that one, but I can use it to vectorize super nice.
>>32795530
>Any Thot patrol patches?
We can dream anon
>>32783366
Please do that sounds awesome
>>32781727
How much longer. I'm hyped
>>32795327
Is it from oven operators?
>>32795905
Nevermind that was a dumb question
>>32795530
No. Fuck THOTs, they ruin everything!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>32783607
10/10 will buy
>>32783667
Will definitely buy
Thanks 2hu, I ended up trading the pass for some cigarettes and a week free of buttfuck.
>>32795176
Where, Pripyat?
>>32796049
>Pripyat
No, its in America (northern California).
*Pic related, the place still has power even though it has been abandoned since the 90's.
>>32795905
No it was an amazon package for some snow gaiters.
>>32796137
>California
So worse than Pripyat?
>>32794287
But I don't.
I just got my new shotgun.
Skinwalker make me a 20GA Megamilk to put on the stock and ammo can.
>>32796751
Soon we'll have to learn to swim..
Thank you NEET <3 You've made me a happy man, these are quality patches!
>>32797668
>doxxing him
>>32797668
fellon owned and operated patch when
>>32797668
Brian pls