Anyone know where to STALKER in Alabama?

>>32771891
Outside your sister's window.

>>32771930
How helpful. Thank you very much

>>32771938
I didn't realize you were already aware of that option, wear a rubber pls.

>>32771891
In Alabama it's not WHERE you STALKER it's WHEN. May-September you gonna die of heat stroke if you go outside in all that shit.

>>32771985
Yeah, I know. I was just hoping someone had been before and knew of somewhere specific.

>>32771985
Motherfucker, it was 80 this December.
You're gonna die of heatstroke either way, the only difference is that you'll be a steamed heatstroke victim in December and in may you'll be a baked one.

>>32772029
True lol. I was out hiking last week in shorts and short sleeves like "January...WTF".

Imagine the smell this state will cultivate a week after the habbening. All the lard asses who died from lack of air conditioning rotting en mass.

>>32772065
April 11th tornados man.
No power or water for over a week.
It honestly wasn't that bad in terms of smell, and French toast every morning followed by steak after steak and seafood was amazing.

>>32772088
That wasn't so bad though because it was actually pretty cool. I don't remember being hot at all during that. Imagine if the same had happened in August when it's over 90 degrees with 90% humidity. Fatties and old people would have been dropping like flies.

>>32771891
In your cousins cornhole

>>32771891
I have a 6000 acre lease in York. That's just woods though, no real structures.

That poncho looks so comfy