Captain Fagot - Civil War

>silly gear

When it comes to silly, nothing will beat the black rich mastermind and black scientists.

Oy wey, those silly Hollywood kikes and their political-corectness crusade. :)

>>32770059

this was done intentionally to mimic the ridiculous outfits that bad guys had in comics.

>>32770159
You think so?

>>32770059
What if he comes across an AUG/Shotgun in the field?

I'm sure he's bringing ammo for the guns his enemies are using, which is pretty smart.

Not to mention that he's probably more prepared than 90% of the NEETs on /k/ will ever be, considering you probably only have 8 mags max for your ARs.

>>32770182
I bet he also carries around a saddle with him so that in case he runs into an unicorn he can ride it.

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>>32770182
>>32770202

>>32770174
yes otherwise they would look like generic soldiers in a world of flying robot dudes and guys in tights.

this is how they show their power level

>>32770148
Stark flys out of helicopter in iron man suit -cited as most advanced tech, ultra tier- cannot detect African warlords stealth plane.

>>32770266
Maybe, just may-be, the African warlords stealth plane is made by Apostle Dr. Kwadwo at his ultra tier high-teh Kantanka corporation, and we are just prejudice racist bigots. :-)

He DID develop a method to extract metals from the combination of sea shells and palm kennel husks - no other company in the world has this technology:
http://africarm.org/list-of-some-inventions-of-apostle-dr-kwadwo-safo-1493/
>Another overwhelming ingenuity of Apostle Dr Kwadwo Safo Kantanka is his creative ability to convert sea shells and husk of palm fruits into metals which he uses for manufacturing some of his products such as the engine of the Kantanka Jet.


And he DOES build high-tech stuff that makes iron-man look like a garbage can:
https://youtu.be/-h5uTo1-h20

https://youtu.be/XTv7AqH7AHY?t=1m25s

>>32770406
wtf did i just watch
also are there any more "inventions"

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>>32770406
>Those fuckin' soccer balls

>>32770450
Oh, you missed it bro?
We used to laught at it for a long while few months back.
It's not a prank - it's real. They really do it and even some negros ware angry at us for "bringing this genius down". :P

Some say it's where UN "aid" money "for them programs" goes. :)

>>32770059
>so I will put an AUG mag... on my shoulders

I was thinking about that too- if I put 2-3 mags on my thigs in specially engineered pockets in my BDU pants, that stuff could save my life by stopping frag. same goes for the upper arm. a full aluminium/steel mag with possibly even steel cased ammo can stop a 22lr.

>>32770182
Oy vey! Buy more shit you'll never use goyim!

>>32770455
>they are actually timed bombs