Can someone calculate how much pain this would be?

>>32769079
It would be extremely painful.

>>32769081
for me

>>32769081
Only for big guys.

>>32769079
Somewhere between fuck and FUCK.

>>32769081
is that why you shot him out of the plane

>>32769079
200 million Scoville units

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>>32769079
and the spikes could be covered in human shit.

>>32769079
>step onto it
>spikes dig into your side
>as gravity pulls you down they dig in deeper
I'm no scientist, but I'd say a fuck ton

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>>32769079
half as painful as pic related

>>32769079
If you fall in the middle couldn't you just roll between them?

>>32769095
Jokes on you, everyone was small in Vietnam.

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If you had to choose to fall into one of these traps, which one would you pick?

One of my grandfather's brothers stepped on a punji trap while patrolling A Shau back in '69.

He lost three toes on his left foot and has walked with a cane since coming home. 100% disabled through the VA. Ended up driving 18 wheelers for a few decades when he got back, because that was one of the few things he was able to do with his fucked up foot.

>>32769159
The first one, I guess

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>>32769112

>>32769117
"yes"

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>>32769203

>jokingly scare the vets

>>32769079

11.57 ouchies.

14.673 ouchies if covered in poopies.

>>32769095
Unless getting caught was part of their plan

>>32769079

Been to Cu Chi. Seen all the traps. The video they sit you down to watch at the end of the tour was... upsetting, to be honest.

It'd be fucking excruciating, it's hard to see in some of the pictures but nearly all of the spike traps had barbs in them.

>>32769448
Oh yeah, best part was that all the metal they used in making the traps came from pieces of American ordnance that fell and failed to explode.

So the traps were made out of pieces of 500lb bombs and whatnot.

>>32769081
Was getting spiked part of your plan?

>>32769159
Bottom middle. Getting a foot impaled would suck but less then the leg break on the bottom right. It also looks less difficult to extricate one's self than the other impaling traps. None would be fun of course.

>>32769159
How is the first trap supposed to work? It looks like the spikes are horizontally oriented.

>>32769589
the metal flexes allowing the leg to go in and positioning the spikes to dig in when you try to pull your leg out.

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I forgot what documentary it was that I watched, but it was talking about the kids who made these kinds of traps.

They interviewed this one Vietnamese man who was in his very early teens during the Vietnam War and he was telling stories about it. One story was when US soldiers came into his town minutes after one of their own fell into a trap that he made. They rounded everyone up putting the women and children in one group and the men in the other. Three US soldiers walked over to the group of men, dropped trow, and pissed all over them. Then one took out his side arm and shot two of the Vietnamese men in the chest. The group of US soldiers just walked away afterwords like nothing happened. The Vietnamese trap maker said that he blames himself for those deaths because it was his fault for turning men into monsters.

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>>32769250
top zozzle
also what is 1 ouchies for reference?

>>32769626
>it was his fault for turning men into monsters.
I wouldn't call that being a monster.
It's a logical reaction to the traps
It's a way of saying, " make traps, get shot and pissed in"

>>32769600
Ahh, thanks.

>>32769661
This. Some of those traps are cruel and unusual. There were plenty of POMZ's laying around, just use those

>>32769079
I'd say about 2.

>>32769626
>american reatliation
Take a piss on them,shoot 1 or 2,maiby rape some of their women
>german retaliation
Round up the whole village and kill 10 of them per dead german soldier
>russian retaliation
Rape all the women,kill and torture all the men,use the children as slaves to transport ammunition/equipment before disposing of them later

>>32769448
What was the video?

>>32769803

Something about how all the people of Vietnam were brothers united against imperialism and all they ever wanted was to peacefully exist, and they never did anything like the West said they did, and that the West were imperialist antagonists since the dawn of time who kicked puppies and sold children into slavery and did pretty much everything else wrong.

It was a super propaganda video and I walked out five minutes in.

>>32769231
Appropriate gif

>>32769626
I would rape this chinh chong bitch. Barrel in the ass and my semen deep down her cunt.

Bout tree fiddy

>>32769696
>There were plenty of POMZ's laying around, just use those
Yeah but the average dirt farming village doing their bit for the revolution probably doesn't have access to those.

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Somewhere between pic related and sticking a toothpick under your toenails and kicking the wall

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>>32769159
4th, it lost looks like a wooden bear trap. I could have the possibility of it missing my leg entirely and it would probably be the easiest one to get out of. I hope I don't take a shit covered nail all the way through my leg though.

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>>32769794
>mfw at the Russian retaliation

>>32769112
and they wonder why school shootings are a thing

>>32769794
american realitation
spray dioxin contaminated herbizide over the land
and give the future generations birthdefects and cancer

>>32771235
I bet your boypussy is a beartrap for penises