What is some good gumshoe noir media that's /k related? I want movies with curvy dames talking in sultry tones smoking cigarettes in black and white. I want a murder and an affair. I want a trench coat and hat with a cynical narrator inside.
I want a smoking top break. Or maybe an auto in .32.
I don't want the weapons to feature prominently in the movie, but I'd like them to be indispensable.
Whaddaya got, /k?
In return, I advise you to read Tarzan of the apes.
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In a few Bogart movies, he snaps the cylinder shut on his revolver. This can really screw up the timing of a six shooter
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Flappers always get my degenerate juices flowing.
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>The Big Sleep
>Chinatown
>This is a very small gun, it will make a very small hole in you.
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>>32770447
Well I'm not getting anything done today.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw1qi9ofbg4
>2:12 in the morning, the idles like my mind as the rain patters on the hood of my car
>the waist on my pants squeeze uncomfortably on my hips, if I had steady work I might be able to afford a comfortable and fitting pair of slacks
>instead I sit here, on a case, they're too far and in between
>flip through my file, looking to find some insight on this target before I make my move
>under my coat is a Colt .45 1911, was lucky enough to bring it back after the war
>only real friend I've ever had, got me out of some real hairy situations
>like that one time one of my targets got on to me and decided to smart
>or like that one time a Jap officer wanted to fillet me for his fuckin' Emperor
>I close the dossier, this case is gonna be a tough one
>that broad was pretty broken 'bout the whole situation
>said the subject was becoming more and more distant, not giving her any attention
>usually I its just a floozy looking for a reason to shack up with another fella
>but this case is different, she was geniuely concerned
>haven't seen that sort of concern ever since..... it doesn't matter
>this might be the hardest one thats landed on my desk
>even now I sit in this car and wonder if I can crack the case of why OP is such an enormous and flaming faggot
Lol in all seriousness, check out Devil and a Blue Dress, L.A Noire if you like vidya, The Naked City and Chinatown are Noire classics.
Anyone know any good noir books?
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A 1910/21 Bergmann is the only choice.
Halo 3: ODST
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>My gun is quick
Not exactly what you want to say to get the dames interested if you ask me.
>>32770506
What the
That looks like someone designed it on drugs. Lots of drugs. But he was a high-functioning druggie so it turned out functional. Still fucked up though.
>>32770501
Ya got me
You guys are terrific!
>>32770501
I have the complete works of Raymond Chandler, one of the founding Film Noir guys. He wrote The Big Sleep, Farewell My Lovely, The Long Goodbye, and Murder, My Sweet just to name a few. His short stories are top notch as well.
>i want some good movie recommendations
>i know, i'll go to the weapons board
>>32770800
/k/ has far better taste in films than /tv/ and you know it.
>>32768363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkJIcFMN_pc
This should tick most of your boxes.
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The Maltese Falcon. Obviously.
Also Key West.
And Public Enemy.
Double Indemnity
Key Largo for that sweet, sweet 1903 hammerless action.
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