>Be me
>Be on date where everything clicks
>No arguments, no disagreements
>Also no political talks
>End of the night go in for kiss
>Feel her hands go around my waist
>"Um, is that a gun you're carry?"
>pic related
>Storms off
She's not going to return my texts is she?
>she stormed off
she answered your question.
Find another, that one is broken.
>>32765535
You should have said "No I'm just happy to see you."
>tfw no May West gf
>>32765535
No, OP, probably not. But frankly you dodged a bullet there. Being that pissy about a hobby and overreacting like that indicates that she was probably a shallow bitch anyways.
>>32765535
>>32766070
Anon, holy shit this.
You do not want to be stuck with someone like that.
>>32765535
>>Storms off
I sure do love reading about things that never happened
>>"Um, is that a gun you're carry?"
>picking up women at the special olympics
>>32766070
>a hobby
>>>/out/
>>32765535
>On third date with girl
>Making out on a park bench at 1 am
>Her leg brushes my side
>She grabs my holster
>WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?!
>It's protection
>She looks confused
>I point to two guys about 50 yards out
>See those guys, they are dealing drugs, they don't want to hurt anyone, but shit gets crazy
>Thanks Anon
She didn't care for guns, had her shooting two weeks later.
>>32765535
No. You lucked out on that. Would only be worse later.
>>32765535
>"Um, is that a gun you're carry?"
Are you dating a FOB or something?
>>32765535
>Storms off
"So, anon, I see that you've been thoughtful about protecting me while I'm in your company. That merits more than a kiss, here, have a blowjob" is the acceptable reaction.
>>32766262
Now, that's what I'm talking about
>>32765535
Fuck that hoe, she was going to rob and kill you.
>>32766439
is that what I think it is?
>go on a date with a girl I like
>goes really well, she's all over me we are getting along great
>texts me later, saying that she's really into me and agrees to a second date
>tell her I'm into her as well
>now she's avoiding me and hasn't called me back after I left her a voice mail a few says ago
Why, everything was going so well for once.
>>32765535
"The Virtues of Pocket Carry" Or "How I Got Laid and you Didn't"
>>32769543
>>tell her I'm into her as well
Just feign indifference.
Look up her mom, if mom is hot, smash, become step dad, make her bedtime 8 o'clock. That'll show her.
>>32769178
THE PAAAIIN
>>32765535
The first real date I went on in college was going great, until I casually mentioned that some areas of Chicago I wouldn't want to go unarmed (I live fairly close). Things got briefly weird, but I changed the subject and everything went well again. We ended up talking about what we would do on our next date. Texted her a few days later and never got a response. It fucking sucks dude.
>>32769543
Woman play hard to get. Shes might be testing you to see if you are worth dating more
>>32769178
cicadas
>>32765535
>be me
>using Tinder
>match with cute girl
>oh shit, she lives an hour away
>talk to her anyway
>it becomes immediately clear she's clingy and obsessive
>never even met her yet, but she's texting me all the time
>getting pissed when I take too long to respond or if my replies are too short
>try to convince her to visit me, because I didn't want to drive an hour
>somehow allow myself to get consvienced into driving up to her
>go on a date to an on campus food place
>it was actually pretty good food
>the whole time, I was getting major psycho vibes.
>afterwards she kept dropping hints about her roommate being gone for the weekend, and how we should go back to her dorm to get out of the rain
>consider just one and done-ing her, but I'm sufficiently creeped out, and she wasn't attractive enough to risk creating problems
>it took all I had to not go in and fuck her, and instead call it a night
>go back home, never hear from her again
>but she sent me a friend request on Facebook, and follows me on my social media
>she views my Snapchat story every time
>last week I get on LinkedIn to update that for the first time in awhile
>she added me on there too
This has nothing to do with guns, but I wanted to tell it anyway. I kind of regret not fucking her, but I'm also glad I didn't stick my dick on that pile of crazy
>>32769630
>Woman play hard to get.
I never got this shit, if you're going to act uninterested I'm going to move on.
>>32766146
>this
>>32769543
Start looking else where. If she contacts you back a few weeks to a month later and it isn't because a family member dying, then she was shopping around as well.
Also, what did you leave on her voice mail and how long between that date and voice mail? Some of them will also guage and read a fuckton of shit into everything you so to the smallest detail.
>>32769734
Not worth it. Some crazies might turn out ok, but you risk the ones that'll stick on you for years. And lord fucking help you if you do find a good girl and then she also comes for a ride on the "crazy ex-girlfriend/dated/etc" ride.
>>32769734
You might want to start carrying if you don't already, anon.
This is like 1/4th of the reason I haven't gone to get my ccw.
Figured it would be the last nail in the coffin of that little bit of hope of hitting it off with a girl like I use to be able to do years ago. Most females seem either very anti-gun, or too school shooter-ish vibe where I wouldn't want to let them know I have one in case they have sticky fingers.
>don't be me
>seriously my life is pretty fucked up
>just out of a relationship I thought would last for a good long time
>fucking wrecked inside
>start hooking up with this another chick because fuck it, I'm way too used to sex to go back to jacking it to 2D girls 100% of the time
>she's pretty far left but not pushy about it so whatever
>just avoid politics
>it comes up anyways
>explain how retarded the NFA is
>convince her to go to the range with me and some mates
>she brings one of her college friends
>they both have a ton of fun
>spend more time with her
>eventually she tells me that I'm her only grounded source for how the world actually is
Turns out some people can be reasoned with.
>>32770226
Just don't carry on dates? Pocket carry? Use something like the gen 2 urban carry holster?
>>32769891
Took me five years to get rid of a stalker. Not even once.
>>32765535
>get hooked up with girl through mutual friend.
>Get her number,Start texting and talking.
>go on First date with girl a couple of weeks ago.
>first REAL date in a long fucking time
>super Nervous.
>get done with date.
>thought that i had blown it. Thought that i had done horribly. To nervous, was filled with alot of awkwardness and silence.
>take her back to her apartment.
>text her on my way home (she live an hour away). "Thank you, i had fun, should do it again etc."
>says she had a really nice time etc.
>Didnt think so cause im a shitty date and knew i could have done better,
>Next day mutual friend asked about it. Told em what happened. Shows me a screenshot of the convo they had with girl.
>turns out she was pretty nervous too. She actually did have a really nice time.
>immediately ask her about second date, she agrees.
>went to a hockey game (not Canadian) for second date.
>not so fucking nervous this time.
>get to talking about random shit.
>she says she wants to learn about guns and how to use them. Has only ever been to the range once. However due to a traumatic incident involving guns and a family member, shes super nervous about them.
Now i just gotta get her used to handling them before we go. That way she doesnt breakdown or anything when we do go.
>>32770265
Doing God's work, anon. People are too quick to think such people are lost and abandon friends because of political affiliation
>>32770563
I think I've found the ultimate tool (aside from a range trip) to sell people on how dumb gun control can be: SAFE act ARs. Seriously. Even people that dislike guns think that they look fucking stupid.
>>32765535
>date girl for 3 weeks
>talking it slow because I work with her father
>we end up getting undressed at her place
>she sees my gun iwb
Oh wow! You're just like my dad
>glares at me for a second
What kind is it?
>tell her
>she takes her shirt off
>has tiny iwb sig 238 with pink grips
>we laugh it off and proceed to sexy times
Neither of us knew each other carried after like 6 dates until then.
>>32771183
She have a sister?
>>32770488
you have an important opportunity here anon, don't fuck this up
>>32771183
Well anon? What kind of gun DID you carry? We have to know these things!
>Glaring at you for having a gun despite carrying one herself
>>32771183
wife her anon
>>32771267
Only child
>>32771279
USP compact
>glaring
More of a cute squint, really. She probably found it ironic and wanted to bask in the fact she knew I had a gun without me knowing she had one for a split second, who the fuck knows. Women like to play 4D chess man.
>>32771286
Only been dating 3 months.
>>32769178
TOMMY GUN