bulletproof hunk

Al Capone required his bodyguards to be fat

So it counts for something to some people at least

THICC

>>32761231

I imagine it's quite easy to play dead when you've been shot 5 times.

>>32761231

Shot placement is king. Depends where she was shot and where he was shot.

Kevlar is 1000 times more effective than fat.

Fat doesn't stop bullets. You may as well armor yourself in bread, or tomatoes, or some other similarly useless material.

>>32762082
It stops meme rounds well enough.

>>32762094
You still bleed out and die.
And if the robber/bad guy/criminal is a weird dirty greasy whore like me i lace my bullets.

>>32762196
lace them with what?

>>32761231

Excessive fat has stopped .22s and similarly underpowered bullets.

But in this case it was all about shot placement. If she didn't hit in a vital she won't die that simple.

>>32761951
>merely pretending

>>32762094
You motherfucker