meanwhile, in stone age /k/

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What is wrong with spear? Sling is for weak berrypicker and women.

>>32748641
you stuck in old moons

caveman berry picker is ok now

you get with sun rise or get left to be eaten in the dark

drump is not hunt leader. ungah put no stones in his basket.

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>>32748590
20 SQUIRREL SKINS? That outrageous. Grock fourteen problem fixer only 3 skin. Just as good, ask anyone from dark face tribe.

>>32748590
Best to smash face with club then reverse engineer long hide pouch piece out of own squirrel skins.

who like fire here?

I here and like fire a lot. breath into fire and it talk back. fire best friend

>>32748733
>grock 14
top zozzle

ug see girl in flames. girl pretty. ug want girl to be mate.

your fire girl a shit.

>>32748590
20 squirrel skin? Long-nose fleece Roogh. Get sturdy cord, make sling for self. Spend less time than hunt 20 squirrel. Kill many small animal with practice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDMCVdPwnE

>>32748736
your mother reverse engineer you from my "hide pouch" and her mouth

>>32748759
/k/ave bro eat red mushroom with white spots again? fire bad, if spirits want /k/ave bro have fire, /k/ave bro be born with fire!

>>32748590
Save 40 squirrel skins and buy bow.

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>>32748733
>grock 14

>>32748736
Typical dark face tribe

>>32748733
>plying dark faces can afford Grock brand grocks.
They just use Histicks

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>>32748733

>>32748806
assault bow a weapon of war, /k/ave bro no need evil assault bow for hunt or /k/ave defense, is only need for kill berrypicker, why /k/ave bro want kill berrypicker?

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help, /k/avemen. grock is blat, hand hurt. wat do
can get squirrel skins back?

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Cavenon here, got a brand new war time bow and spear. Paid 2 oxen skin for it. Also

>No operating cavemen
>BerryPickerAsFuck.CavePainting

>>32748833
weapon of war need if hunt leader no good. Prehistory show this every time that if tribe not armed, tribe is bunch of berrypickers

tribal shaman say me get angry too easy, and give magic berry to make calm. but tribe chieftain say no rock or stick own when give berry by tribal shaman. chieftain rules stupids

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>>32748590
hook nose tribe likely to cheat you. string will break, rock will go elsewhere, maybe hit your son even and cat or bear will eat you. I always use Grock 34 for primary.

>>32748918
If you not forced to take magic berry by wisemen. Chieftain not take away hurting rights.
Kavemen who see shaman by choice need no worry.

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>>32748833
>why /k/ave bro want kill berrypicker?

why dark skin tribe from south want to kill /k/ave bro? berrypicker arguments false and lies, remind me of hook-nose tribe. weapons for defense and hunt. /k/ave bro no need weapon to kill berrypicker. hand enough. also, my mother berrypicker. idea I hate berrypicker retarded like smegogh who got hit in head by dead tree limb. when my mother old, I fed her for 3 winters until she finally went to ancestors in the dirt. want to kill berrypickers? I laff at your dumb lies.

>>32748918
>>32748963
never take berry, mushroom or grain-drink from shaman! better leave tribe and hunt alone than to crave magic of the shaman.

>>32748862
You speak like you from big village of berrypickers. Why not you go back where you came from. We hard working hunter kave men around here. Go back to big village you no welcome

>>32748862
trader from far where Sun rise have soak-leaves-in-water -tribe war bow he get from love-goats -tribe man, want one oxen skin, Ooga trade?

Higg-gog here. Me want thank Bood's Rock Cave for sending Grock 19 to show tribe. Now we use to smokem clay pots and hit sheep bladder full of water.

>>32748906
/k/aveman not need assault quiver of 30 arrows. 5 arrows is enough. If not hunt squirrel in 5 arrows, /k/avebro is lousy shot

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>>32748845
This why you never trust hooknose grock. Must go to reputable Germa Tribe and buy Stick Sauer. You pay 35 squirrel skin but Stick Sauer last you forever

What good for cave defense? Darkface tribe nearby. Gruf have spear, spear too long for use in cave. Grok say stone sling, but may miss and scratch cave painting

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>>32749039
>after market rock
>blame grock when cheap shit fail

never change hook--nose tribe!

>>32749029
Ugrah need 30 arrow for kill pack of dire wolf. Direwolf very big and Move fast. We can not live all in nice lands to the setting sun along the beach catching sea spiders all day for make food

>>32749046
Gruf put rock in animal bladder, darkface come, Gruf swing rock-in-bladder at darkface head, then take rock out and say darkface trip & hit head on rock.

>>32749046
>What good for cave defense? Darkface tribe nearby.

Best move north. dark skin tribe die north. baby of dark skin bet bad legs in north.

>Gruf have spear, spear too long for use in cave. Grok say stone sling,

cave that too small for spear also too small for sling. Grock 34, 17, 19, 26 all good coice. Also good choice wolf.

>but may miss and scratch cave painting

sounds like berrypicker problem...

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>>32749056
Grock is fine for of first hunting. But in long pecker tribe we use only for teach children to respect hunt tools. Stick Sauer is for /k/aveman. Here cave painting of my ancestors stick sauer. For 14 generations it never break or dull

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>>32749057
>We can not live all in nice lands to the setting sun along the beach catching sea spiders all day for make food

I hope sea wolf and sear bear get them. I once saw it happen.

Everyone in this thread is a virgin.

>>32749046
Always a rockshoot when fight darkface tribe. Keep emergency rock and call for help. Block cave with bigger rock.

>>32749092
As me too do I. They say they hunter gather tribes but the just berrypicker lucky enough to be by animal weaker than them

>>32749101
Not in long pecker tribe. Long pecker tribe require to rape hook nose tribe girl by 10th winter or they will be pecker removed and sent to make furs and hides with women

>>32749021
please help Ooga, Ooga hear soak-leaves-in-water tribe warbow good, but soak-leaves-in-water tribe is where Sun goes down and love-goats tribe is where Sun come up, how love-goats man get soak-leaves-in-water tribe war bow?

>>32749102
Help take 15 hoots of owl on average. Best to buy quality weapon instead of chance take

>>32749119
Soaks leaves in water used hook nose trickery to fool the sun into bringing war bows with him. Now sun is cursed to move war bow around for 1000 winters until he can circle earth rock equally again. We in northern tribe wish for day sun is free of hook nose trick so we have more sun warmth

>>32749001
>Not wanted in hunt and gather tribe

Don't even want to migrate to simple think tribe.

Guk see strange thing today.
Guk see man with cave wall made of stick.
Guk see man hold stick wall in hand.
Guk not know what stick wall in hand for.
Use for cave painting?
Keep sky water away?
Maybe is for fight?
Guk not like be hit with cave wall, maybe it good club.
Guk try but no way to make stick wall.
Guk only make big many-stick stick.
Guk use many-stick in fight, dark-face tribe laugh.
Dark-face not know Guk have Grock 14.
Now Guk also have HiStick.
Good day for Guk, but still not know about sticks cave wall in hand.
Cavenonamoose know stick wall in hand? Like cave wall and look same around as biggest sky-face.

>>32749142
Not call on Lufna when you have longtooth cat eat your children. Maybe you weave berry basket big enough with your women to hide inside

>>32749021
Ahg, Ooga trade. Down big hunts with bow and spear

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>>32749153
Guk see something like this?

>>32749107
to tell truth, I'd rather fight wold with hand than go wade around salty water diving for sea spider. sure spider good food but sea wolf and sea bear probably unkillable. also, they just evil. bear kill hunter and eat hunter. sea wolf jusr bite hunter in leg or body. leave bigges bite wound ever and hunter slowly die but sea wolf got no food? must be pure evil. sea is not for hunter. can't drink it. can't go in either. stay away.

>>32749057
Careful with bow, kaveman. Tribe chief come, take weapon, kill family wolf.

Need advice kavemen

Ruck be with tribe women for many moons and we have 2 young hunters. Some moons pass and now hunter 3 will be born. Hunter 3 finally born but look like dark face tribe. Did dark face tribe shaman curse pur tribe? Shouild Ruck kill new little hunter?

>>32749125
I fight blacknigger tribe once. I try count them but not can do it. Even best rock not kill them all.

>>32749166
You very wise. Must be elder or shaman. I will spread knowledge of sea wolf to my tribe. We no consider them to be evil. Hopefull sunset coast lands break from rest of lands and fall into sea. Hopefull crush all sea wolf

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>>32749165
No, not like cave from cave, like cave wall but made from stick.
Guk see, many stick beside stick. Guk not see other side of wall where hand.

Guk know what you paint is club made from cave wall, Guk know he say bad and hard to see what say.

Guk will try cave paint. Guk not cave paint good.
Guk use poop for stick and blood for man.

>>32749154
Simple tribe, why have not tribe men use larger tooth cat as protection? War bow not always response

>>32749187
if son look like dark skin tribe, you are not father. kill "son" and wife.

>>32749178
Ugrah kill tribe chief. Then Ugrah new chief. Make assault bow legal and take over all tribe with superior weapon. We call all new tribe empire. And empire called Rome. It may take many winters but Ugrah tribe make Rome and rule world

>>32749223
wrong. is sign from gods. shows berry picking is for him right way of life.

>>32749220
Look like shaman magic drum but made of stick. May ask shaman to learn how make drum and then have better than stick wall

>>32749223
no kill dark skin son, is will of spirits to put dark skin son to work, is good for dark skin tribe to work for white skin man.

>>32749221
Long tooth never listen to man. You must be from sunset lands of the western sea. Claim no weapon needed but only catch sea spider all day for food and claim be hunter. Shaman say your tribe land fall in to sea one day and you get eaten by sea wolf

>>32749235
dont believe this fellow hunters, this is hook nose tribe agenda to weaken the tribes of the northlands. northland woman and northland man make child that look like northland people. northland woman and dark skin south savage make darkskin south savage. is like bird who lay eggs in nest of other bird.

>>32749223
I ask village elder. He say its rare sickness caught from eating berry. It called "Cuck". He say only cure for cuck is kill wife and get new one. Then beat new wife with open hand when she disobey

>>32749279
Why hook nose want Rucks wife to lay with Dark Skin? Why hook nose hate northland tribes. Must kill wife now like other /k/aveman say. Ruck sad

>>32749279
Return back to pol tribe. We no want mean hurt words against hook nose. They all lies

>>32749279
Ooga northland tribe man, live where always dark when cold for many moons, Ooga wife give birth to dark skin son, Ooga make work, dark skin son die, how Ooga get more dark skin sons to work for Ooga?

>>32749280
>I ask village elder. He say its rare sickness caught from eating berry.

No. it come from dark skin "man" put his dick in your wife and cum in her. Is how baby is made.

>It called "Cuck". He say only cure for cuck is kill wife and get new one.

tis si true

>Then beat new wife with open hand when she disobey

Also true. But be gentle. don't want to amke wife loose eye. most beat on ass.

>>32749289
>Why hook nose want Rucks wife to lay with Dark Skin?

cause it will weaken northland tribes

>Why hook nose hate northland tribes.

because hook nose want land for himself and also want a stupid trib to serve hook nose tribe like slave. when nothland and southland tribe mate, children are stpuid - exactly what hook nose wants

>Must kill wife now like other /k/aveman say. Ruck sad

sadness will go away. at least you ahve 2 good sons from here. summer will come soon again.

>>32749313
Ooga do it wrong. First dark skin must be woman. Then you make white sons rape her until she give you more dark skins. Then you make dark skins rape each other instead so north sons can hunt. Now you have controlled population of dark skins to basket weave and skin animal

>>32749326
Ruck no understand. Why not hook nose just make dark skin give land and work? They already small heads. Why hook nose want ruin northlands tribes. We just want live in home land happily

>>32748773
all of that bullshit and a farmer's tan.

way to be primitive, you mad genius

>>32749345
You speak like hook nose tribe. Must leave

>>32749343
>Ruck no understand. Why not hook nose just make dark skin give land and work?

dark skin tribe don't work. most of dark skin tribe don't even master fire yet. only time dark skin tribe is dangerous is when they are many and you are alone.

>They already small heads. Why hook nose want ruin northlands tribes. We just want live in home land happily

hook nose tribe believe in strage things. like all the lands belong to them. our belief say honour ancestors, honour parents, honour land. hook nose tribe belief say kill everyone who is not hook nose tribe.

>>32749343
dark skin tribe land no good, bad spirits make man other than dark skin man sick and die, northland cold but no bad spirits

You me like the story of spear and rock dressed like little women. That little women with thongs are worst.

Shuka find strange plant today. Use cave arrows to tell story of how became rich selking magic plant

>shuka in hunting ground with brother
>no animals today
>shuka reach down for weed to chew on
>things get funny and things get blurry then everything was gone
>when shuka wake up brother say what wrong with your eyes
>shuka say i dont know i was chewing on weed and everything went funny
>brother say let me try and chew weed
>brother run through forest and get lost
>look for brother all night and find brother on top of tallest tree
>say he flew up there
>had to fly up to get him down, brother half crazy
>we take many weeds back to village and plant them for more weeds
>chew weeds become habit we become one with forest along with little animals
>one day village chief see us chew weeds and turn white as ghost
>elders come to cave and destroy cute little weeds
>they dug and burned and the burned and dug until all weeds were gone
>village chief and elders leave and we just smile snd wave
>sitting on our sack of seeds

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>Be Oogar, hunter of southern tribe
>Migrate west to find new hunt tribe
>Hunt good, catch many deer
>Walk into market, carry bow over shoulder
>30 arrow quiver and hardened leather grip
>large female berrypicker approaches
>shriek about oogar being child hunter
>surprisedsabertooth.cave painting
>tries to take bow from Oogar
>push away because weak female berrypicker
>female calls over tribe chief
>he laughs in her face and beats her
>oogar and tribe chief hunt together

>>32749492
Ooga thinks this wall word is best wall word

>>32749266
Gtoog laughs at the fear of simple tribe. Sea is good as fields. Sea shore tribes make home in water and land.

>>32749492
Best painting wall in painting wall

>>32749585
>Sea shore tribes make

the only thing sea shore tribe make is loads of crying when sea wolf take off their legs in one bite. I've seen it.

>>32749585
If /k/avemen meant to swim he would born with scales. Mountain tribes no claim to live with birds why is Califon Tribe so vain. You must be going before sun falls or you will miss date with hunter husband berry picker

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Quick cavenons, need advice. Dark face, big lip tribe move in next cave. Bring friends, make onga bonga noise all night. Me no sleep, me worried big lip will enter cave, take X-rock one. Need big spear to protect, which best big spear from hook nose clan?

>>32749039
Stick Sauer rot when gets wet. Get prancing horse-style spear thrower from Bear-man. Superior quality and stopping power!

>>32749692
Wild wolves eat tribe hunterd too, those eaten by sea wolves have been migrants from wild lands out east.

>>32749698
Gtoog no swim, Gtoog Flys on top of water. Breath of the wild guides Gtoog towards food

>>32749309
Cave wall hook nose defend tribe, please go and stay go.

>>32749343
>They already small heads.
Dark skin tribe have big lower head and trunk, makes hook nose tribe jealous. when dark skin man mate with northlands woman young hunter has smaller lower trunk, hook nose not jealous.

>>32749705
Just get ARock-15, solves all dark face problems.

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who thick here

>>32749736
Stick Sauer is is coated in Paleontolented nitron rock dust coating. Prevent rot for many generation of hunter. Chief Elder have Stick Sauer Pine226 that pass down 14 generation of hunts

>>32750024
CAVE WALL IS A SAFE FOR SMALL HUNTER WALL. NO EROTIC PHOTOS ALLOWED.

>>32750126
>rock safe for small hunter
>not woman body
this funny to Grog

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>>32748733
You no need grock 14 to protect yourself, tribe elders will protect you, most grocks and clubs are used for cave clubbings, think of the children
>i need grock 14 to overthrow tribe elders if they get to strong
good luck with your grock

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/k/ave
give me on reason you are not paroling tribe elder Trunks wall for southern tribe invaders right now

>>32750230
>tribe elders have great tusk beast war mounts

yeah. I'm sure they are working on that in secret in Cave 51 but today, this is still not real. if tribe elders are so strong, why they afraid of little hunter's Grocks and Atlatl-15?

>>32750024
>has the ability to weave
>doesn't apply that technology to her hair
I hate when they make neanderthals look like a mess. she would have had fashy braids. they do the same shit with the men. they all have weird messy neckbeards.

>>32750296
you use big words, berry picker. make head hurt.

>>32750296
no. they would cut their hair as short as possible. long hair is a major hindrance in the wild and just not sanitary.

>>32748973
>remind me of hook-nose tribe
lel

>>32748590
Man come from tribe of fire-water, burning plant, and sling. No knock on cave door. Take Og's sling. Kill Og's wolf.

>>32750248
Because us winter and weakling southern tribe cannot into cold weather. Stay in cave next to fire and be happy.

haha all berypickers here, only trust strength of self, no rock no spear no fire will ever work, big muscle is only thing that works

>>32750478
Sky-man make men as equals, Schwarzenugger made some better.

>>32748733
>21344 B.C.
>still trading for grock
spear you self man lover

>>32749022
Higg-gog cavewall tube a best channel

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>>32750874
>sky man
Give one, two of same, Kek

>>32750425
Shaman see bad things for fire-water tribe.

>>32750192
All small hunter need learn rock respect. To much pink flesh of woman to little hunter make him rape and pillage when not ready. This make little hunter hurt soon

>>32750094
Stick Sauer is bad as hemp rope whip. For quality rock you buy a quartz 1911. Or maybe heavy & krash vp9. Stick Sauer is like lumpy headed child of Dark Skin and White skin tribes. It not belong

now long-nose trader offer Roogh a stickzshevsk 91/30 for 25 squirrel skin, Roogh accept?

>>32751999
try talk trader down to 20 squirrel skins