>radio check

BARK

>>32745862
>Static

>>32745862
Gargled (my nuts)

>>32745862
GET OFF MY FREQUENCY

>>32745862
Japanese weather report

>>32745862
>[SSTV happy merchant on nuclear command frequency ]

>>32745862

10-2

>>32745862


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JEUChn0Jq8

>>32745862
>Sir this channel is for police only

>>32747367

Be advised, I am a police.

Loud and clear, monitor ground on 121.7, information Golf is current, wind 320 at 5

>>32749189
Ghostrider 06 with golf, currently Charlie pad, requesting takeoff runway 23 for a crosswind departure to the south

You are transmitting on guard

Lima charlie

Whiskey tango

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Vector 1-3 this is hellcratic 40 oz check your spock limpiuls on friq 103.fiddy.

under

P.S. I love you

>>32749219
Ghostrider 06 south departure approved cleared for takeoff runway 23, expect 5000 in 5 then cleared as filed

>>32749337
You cleared him for takeoff as ground before he even taxied to the runway. Stop triggering my autism.

Slasher 1-1, this is Sunrise 1-1, how copy?

>>32749918
This is Slasher 1-1, good copy. Over.

Command, /k/, we've got a retard using my radio

>>32749527
Not if he's a helicopter, as "Charlie pad" would suggest.
What's fucky is that
>expect 5000 in 5 then cleared as filed
sounds like an IFR clearance, which would be coming from clearance delivery or ground, while
>cleared for takeofff runway 23
may only come from tower.
>south departure approved
could be either.

Also if it's supposed to be an IFR clearance, chucklefuck here forgot to give him a clearance limit reeeeeee

>>32750011
Slasher 1-1, Sunrise 1-1, fire mission over.

Copy

89E with you 30 miles north of the India Delta Alpha at ten thousand, five hundred, requesting VFR flight following to Papa India Hotel.

>>32745862
*creepy ass music* ...four three seven four seven ... four two eight two eight ... three zero zero zero zero ... *creepy ass music*

>>32749232
GUUAAAAARRRRRDDDD

>>32753919
[EAS Tone]

The National Weather Service has issued an emergency action [unreadable] continental United States.

This is not a test.

The following instructions are vital to your safety.

Remain calm at all times.

Close and secure all possible entrances to your home.

Switch off all lights and [unreadable] tains or blinds.

Remain silent at all times.

Do not look out of any windows.

Do not respond to any knocks upon your doors or windows until [unreadable]

Do not attempt to interact with anyone outside of your home.

Do not attempt to investigate any [unreadable] home.

Do not [unreadable] investigate any light source outside of your home.

Should any member of your family go [unreadable] not attempt to search for them.

If you see any unidentified [unreadable] inside of your home, or [unreadable] your eyes, do not attempt to [unreadable].

Do not look at the ceiling.

[unreadable until end tones]

>>32745862
One two
I came into this world as a reject

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>>32754272
Spoopy

>>32750608
Sunrise, Slasher, fire mission out.

>>32747367
NO FUCKING SHIT LADY, DOES IT SOUND LIKE IM ORDERING A PIZZA?

>>32753054
89 Echo roger one-oh-five hundred for Papa India Hotel turn left 2-8-0 and decend nine thousand.

/r/ing SR71 vs ATC comms greentext story

>>32754555
Wilco, be advised, I'm VFR to Papa India Hotel, can I get flight following? Eight Niner Echo.

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>>32754272

baba booey

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>>32754272

>>32745862
*static*
...us filed with the agency, lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you!

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>>32754272

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

Spooked

>>32755534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-9urkKihtw&ab_channel=MillionFoul

>>32754524
I'm reporting you to the FCC

>>32757034
Fucking try it, I have a license, I'll suck your dick!

>>32757047
...that wasn't in the movie

What's the standard procedure procedure for when a dead friendly is found on base? In most video games, the base goes on alert for a minute and the returns to normal. Is this realistic?

>>32757108
Depends on how they died and what the MPs think happened.

>>32754272
I thought this was cool, like it was a Purge-like event where the government was trying to protect its people from the crazy humans outside running a muck.

>Do not look at the ceiling
Now I'm afraid. It is clear that we are not dealing with humans, or even aliens. We are dealing with the supernatural and there is nothing our guns can do to stop them, this is the end. Farewell friends.

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>>32754524

COG This is post 5, I'm gonna need you to come relieve me I gotta take a wicked shit.

>>32757230
It's a modified script based off of a fan video based off of the local 58 series. The "References" video posted earlier actually used the script, but without sections removed.

Hope that doesn't ruin the spoop factor.

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E EE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32754272

>>32745862
"SCAN THE ITEMS INDIVIDUALLY TO REDUCE RFI INTERFERENCE.

Hi this is the Nutnfancy project."

SKYKING SKYKING, DO NOT RESPOND

SKYKING SKYKING, DO NOT RESPOND

SKYKING SKYKING, DO NOT RESPOND

>>32757230
>a muck.

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>>32758147
>>32757230

>>32754272
>do not look at the ceiling

This is private property. Am I being detained?

>>32758349

>Looking at the ceiling

Have fun getting captured and experimented on by the ayyy lmaos

>>32745862


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

>>32755534
nope, nope, not falling for that one again.

>>32745862
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits. Fuck you FCC.

>>32745862
>"Hey someone is asking if we have .22 in stock."

>>32758349
Billy Bob, can you stop trying to talk to the TV? It can't hear you!

0000000

>>32745862

"*Post 1 to Post 2, this is a radio check*

*Post 3 to Post 1, 2's asleep again*

*Post 1 to Post 3, I got a mission for you: send a runner out to wake up Post 2*

*Post 3, Post 3, come in, how do you read?*

*Sorry, Post 1, this is the COC*

*Post 1, Post 1, who is your SOG? Maybe he can tell me why his Marines are sleeping*"

bye bye miss american pie

>>32760668
>a customer would like to know if he can use a utility bill and his Kroger Card in order to fulfill the id requirements on the 4473?
>I told him that probably won't work but I don't think he can understand me, he is pretty drunk.

>>32762264
>I would recommend calling the police, familia.

At this time this office is conducting routine status checks;

/k/ilo Lead, Control; status?

>Roger, RHIB two proceed to loading crane 2 on aft starboard.
>What side is that again?
>Back right.
>Roger
>12 minutes of radio silence
>Deck to command
>Roger?
>Please authorize use of RHIB 4 to rescue RHIB 2 65 degrees off aft starboard
>Interrogative. What happened?
>RHIB 2 made a shitty turn and slammed into the hull, over.

God I hate the coast guard so much.

>>32754434
10/10

>>32764136
Is that real?

>>32765322
Canadian Coast Guard.
More precisely,CCGS Sir William Alexander.

>>32765834
Fucking A+ Canada.

>>32767342
>Sir William Alexander was involved in a fatal towing incident involving the fishing vessel L'Acadien II during the 2008 Canadian commercial seal hunt.[9] On 30 September 2014, a Canadian Armed Forces Bell CH-146 Griffon helicopter clipped Sir William Alexander's antenna during a training exercise in Mahone Bay. The helicopter was forced to make an emergency landing in Lunenburg, Nova Scotia.[10]

>>32754272
https://youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync

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>>32768967

Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a fly-by

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER

Tango Hotel Echo Golf Alpha Mike Echo

Time Three-Zero
Authentication Oscar Golf

>>32769105
Goddamnit

>>32769214

:^)

>>32768967
Already posted in the thread, friend.

November oscar

>>32769105
Motherfucker.

>>32769105
Vintage fucker

Mfw I'm spamming this over the airwave frequency of UVB-76 if I ever take a trip to Finland and make my own radio broadcaster :D
https://youtu.be/Uj1ykZWtPYI

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wat iz bread

BEADWINDOW

>>32771405
Fuck.

>>32769105
https://youtu.be/EULD1HRtIPw?t=1m16s