First the /K /ube, now the /K /nife Angel... ...made from o

The /k/nife angel is meant to convince people to give up their knives to the UK government. I will never give up my knives or guns, I am glad I am American in a non cucked state.

>>32728311
this is heresy

>>32728326
>The /k/nife angel is meant to convince people to give up their knives to the UK government.

The /k/ube was meant to serve a similar purpose.

We have our god. Now we've seen his angels.

>>32728326
What do you think that block of deactivated guns was, you prick?

>>32728311
Lo and Behold, for it is the /k/ube's harbinger
He brings with him tidings of war, a furnace stoked with steel and machine
He bides thee not to forget thine deliverer, the mighty /k/ube
He binds thee with a duty, to keep thine blades sharp, and thine arms well oiled, and thine body well cared

The /k/nife angel, the harbinger of the mighty /k/ube

>Brits make a giant angel of knives to protest knife crime
>BIN THAT KNOIFE SAVE A LIOFE!
>Americans look at it and start worshiping it.

Brutal.

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I need a statue of Michael in this style now.

>>32728311
"And when He had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, "Come and see." And there went out another horse, fiery red, and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, that men should kill one another, and there was given unto him a great sword."

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>>32728311

> holpophobes build /k/ube
> "That'll show those gun nuts that they're wrong!"
> build /k/nife angel
> "Take that too, knife criminals"
> offerings begin to show up at both installations
> pictures of /k/ommandos kneeling before them begin to surface
> tfw your anti-violence sculpture becomes a holy icon for war nerds around the globe

>>32728893
What should they have expected when they created idols from the very things that we love?

>>32728311
"a knife is the devil’s creation to the death of our young people"

Is there any hope left for the british people?

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>>32728311
I would make an offering of some knives to /k/nifelangelo.

>>32728935
it may take an apocalypse.

or at least a direct military action on British soil.
A big one that actually requires military intervention, not just a small group of angry farmers.

honestly, yeah; they're beyond hope.

>>32728893
>war nerd
I prefer "Violence Enthusiast"

>>32729181
>"Violence Enthusiast"
top kek

>>32729181
I like you.

>>32728326
>The /k/nife angel is meant to convince people to give up their knives to the UK government.
But instead they are making offerings to bring an angel of the kube into the mortal realm.

>>32728659
Ave Nex Alea

>>32728311
Heil the /k/nife Angel..

>>32728333
So said the Jews on Jesus

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>>32728311
Am I the only one that thinks that looks a bit like Trump?

>>32729650
Our worship is our readiness.

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>>32729668
Are... Are we the jews now?

>>32729650
Alea Jacta Est

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>>32729181

> yfw you read this in Bishop's voice

>>32728311
...Emperor trump?

>>32728311
So the Brits decided to protest violence with a brutal as fuck death-angel forged from 100 thousand blades?
I don't think I follow their reasoning.

>>32728311
the majority of these are kitchen knives.

what the fuck is going on in the UK where regular chefs knives are illegal?

>>32728311
The angel saw that his faith never faltered, that his service to the kube would never cease. The angel looked down upon him and said unto thee "taketh from my wing, so that thou may continue to serve the kube".

>>32728311
Marking the day of the ascension of the godemperor, the /k/ube, in its full wisdom, sent down upon us, in the glaring light of his own reflections, the /k/nife angel, to proclaim this new era with the clanking of his wings, descending from the heavens, for everyone to hear, the greatness of the /k/ube.

>>32728326
>The /k/nife angel is meant to convince people to give up their knives to the UK government.
What's next? Spoons? I can hear it already.

"Don't be a loon, bin that spoon"

>>32728311
dubs... kek is here...

>>32728935
>any hope left for the british people?

They and Europeans in general are a conquered people. It's too late.

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inb4 british citizens become literally spoon-fed by the government because "Only military and police should have spoons"

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>>32728893
I wonder how the creator of the murder/k/ube reacted when she saw "AVE NEX ALEA" written all over the comment board next to the /k/ube and looked it up?

>>32728311
>/K/
Welcome to 4chan.com!

>>32728311
Pretty sure it means that now we have to use the Spear of Longinus to impale the /k/ube and deactivate it.

>>32733870
>Deactivate the /k/ube
>Not unlock it and open a gateway to the /k/verse where there are rivers of lubrication and bullets and guns grow like trees and grass

>>32733870
But why would we want to deactivate the /k/ube?

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>>32728311
>british

Great, next they'll make a war steed for it

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>>32728311
>edgeangel
The edgy acolyte of the /k/ube.
>Nuttin' personnel, kiddo

>>32732549
>Don't make me hork, get rid of that spork.

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Someone had to.

>>32728311
Holy kek, those are all kitchen knives, aren't they?

Half are probably from immigration raids on chinese restaurants

>>32733895
>Gendo detected

>>32733959
Two Seeds can't co-exist on the same planet.