I fucked up /k/. I fucked up bad.

>>32726796
please share your fake story

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How have we fallen so far that one might think this post was acceptable?

What did you fucking do?

>>32726829
Long story short I tried going hunting with my “Fuck your shit” rounds

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>>32726796
>>32726829
>>32726837
>he thinks people will for his samefagging

>>32726796
No you didn't, you're just going to greentext a likely story with no proof in which you did something so incredibly stupid that you hope it will be immortalised in /k/ humor threads forever so that you can get that funny feeling in your stomach when you see the screenshots and go "hehe, I wrote that!" and everyone can suck your balls and call you an idiot

I've seen through your shenanigans you fucking noguns fudge packing dickhead

>>32726852
>Being this new

>>32726796
you shot a turkey with fucking napalm???

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>>32726837
Stop this.

>>32726813
>>32726852
You two should probably leave with OP.

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We have all read the screencap of the original story GTFO

>>32726852
/thread

forced humor is the worst humor

>>32726818
There's always going to be a few retards here.
>>32726861
because that would, like, totally work IRL
>>32726870
I was being sarcastic as fuck when I said to share the fake story.

>>32726837
Anon, tell us in detail what you did. What did you load shells with?

>>32726884
It's getting hard to tell when someone is retarded or merely pretending.

>>32726894
Basically I mixed 93 octane with rubbing alcohol and Styrofoam and loaded it into 12 Ga shells.

My idea is that it would burn all the fur off of the squirrels, not set the fucking woods on fire

>>32726932
NIGGER YOU WHAT

>>32726932
You're a fucking retard.

Anyone else noticed how this board has stagnated to all shit the past couple of years?

>>32726932
Nigger do you think life is a fucking cartoon m8

You shot a home invader with semen filled shotgun shells?!

>>32726932
>I tried hunting with napalm rounds
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>32726796
Stale pasta is stale

Maybe try coming up with something new.

>>32726932
I'm fucking dying.

>>32726796
This is fucking gay.

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>>32726796
Fuck off.

Sage and hide, idiots.

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>>32726932
>>32726970
>>32726996
>>32727008
>>32727020
>>32727029

This is the saddest thread I've seen all month, holy shit

>>32726932
Fuck you

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include me in the screencap you nigger

le ecksdee toasting in epic bread XDXDXdxdXDX

>>32727048
yeah, a magical bullshit story place

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jesus christ OP

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>>32726852

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>>32726860

Are you one of the "old" faggots that laugh at unfunny TL;DR greentext screencaps (shit that obviously never happened) in those unfunny "humor" threads?

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>>32726906
rly wtf

>>32726932
Wasn't this already a pasta? Nigger just rewrote the whole fucking thread from last time thinking we wouldn't notice.

>>32728008
I blame newfags for allowing this to get as far as it did

Gee gosh wally. You're never going to believe what i just did.
What did you do beav?
Oh, nothing. Never mind

>>32727317
Better an oldfag than a fresh off the boat redditor.

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>>32726796
All these new fags falling for old copy pasta.

>>32729172
At least it's better than the 4 millionth "Trump gonna bring over Russian SVDs for $0.50 a crate guys!" Or another "Women in the military, am I right guys?" Thread.

>>32729225
Or the guy who trips for no reason and has nothing to add to any conversation ever

>>32729272
I've never had a problem with Phil. He's ok.

How can they call /k/ a magical place when everyone's so angry and hates memes that were created there?

>>32729652
this is literally a pasta from fucking years ago, word for word. He even used the same picture when he posted.

>>32729674
That's what I'm talking about. It's a /k/ meme and everyone's getting triggered.