Give me one good reason you're not there right now?

>>32724158
I'm not fighting someone a war for someone else.

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>>32724163
>the yellow belly milk drinker

>>32724158
Because I have people to die for me to accomplish my political goals.

Duh.

Its war I have zero stake in at all, in a hot and arid country, between a number of factions I dont particularly like.

>>32724158
I got denied for bone issues...

>>32724158
The Afghanistan war has been horrific since NATO wound it down back in 2014. It's just got worse and worse. By 2020 I wouldn't be surprised if the Taliban had control of most of Afghanistan

>Based on U.S data, by the end of August 2016: Afghan government controlled or influenced 63.4% of the country, down from 65.6% on May 2016, the Taliban controlled or influenced about a third of the country

Number of Taliban fighters by year
>45,000 (2001 est.)
>11,000 (2008 est.)
>36,000 (2010 est.)
>60,000 (2014 est.)

I wonder what 2017 figure look like

Thanks Pakistani ISI, who supported and trained the Taliban the whole time, you are truly the greatest ally

>>32724158
Automatically on terror list and no medical.

>>32724158
Because that would involve living in a third world country fighting brown people who are killing other brown people for reasons that I could care less about.

>>32724158
because I would be helping enable a death cult religion spread its cancerous ideology instead of reclaiming the holy land from the saracen occupiers

Because i don't speak arabic and i don't want to

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>>32724163
>>32724167
>>32724169
>>32724178
>>32724202
>>32724232
>>32724247

Have fun in not-valhalla!

>>32724158
I have too much to lose, and actually kindof like my life. I'd break my gf's heart, miss payments on both farm land and my town business, and probably come back to nothing.

>>32724284
And I don't even have a college degree, so I'd truly be starting at HS graduate shit tier.

>>32724276
>That weirdly masturbatory viking fetishism that has its basis more in Hollywood than what the vikings actually believed
Sad!
Seriously though, this Varg-style Norse pagan shit is just another breed of the same pathetic mindset that produces weeaboo sword autists that obsess over muh Nobunaga, muh Bushido, etc.

>>32724276
I am asshole, what do you think this place is?

>>32724167
Shouldn't you be golfing?

>>32724295
I'm both drunk and terrible at golf. So no?

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>>32724285
you'd have oodles of experience and be able to get a job literally anywhere in the security industry.

>>32724158
I'm not a sandnigger.

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>>32724158

been there last year, i did my part

I would rather go to Novorossiya. Middle east isn't comfy.

>>32724322
I've already been in the military, it was ok, but not a career I want to pursue.
Unless I can continue living in the middle of nowhere with backyard 400 yard ranges etc etc.

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>>32724333

>jobs not done /k/uck

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>>32724361
what's the point of shooting at steel, or anything else, if it doesn't fight back?

>>32724333
are you a communist

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>>32724375
isn't that the whole point? shoot something fun that won't hurt you?

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>>32724158

I'll answer the call to liberate Europe, specifically the Germanic countries.


I'm not fighting Jew wars against sand people.

>Give me one good reason you're not there right now?
I have no experience or skills, and I have ongoing health problems that would reduce my overall effectiveness.

>oh shit, that's two...

>>32724407
If Germany made the call for all their sons to come back and fight for the fatherland to throw out the browns i'd go.

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>>32724384
the real fun is when ur under the hammer and running for your life. That's when click-click-boom means something.
as it is ur a glorified kid with a bb.
plus you get to experience new and exciting cultures!
Please do try to learn the language you'll be operating in though. Can't operate like a team if ur using sign language and slapping things and pointing to get the message across.

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>>32724407
get some combat experience now. You'll be more useful.
otherwise you'll die a coward.

>>32724158
Um, why is that twat in the pic using a night vision scope.....during the day.

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>>32724289

>if you have any kind of romantic beliefs at all you are just an edgy hat man!!

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>>32724523
because, is space optic Mohammed!

>>32724276
I fight side by side with my brothers, so we'll meet again in Valhalla.
I don't travel to a country where the line of bad guy/good guy is so thin, you're most likely supporting a future ISIS.

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>>32724560
beats shooting steel and deer

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>>32724158
Because Donetsk People Republic

>>32724322
Yeah, I'm sure your resume could easily be verified and all.

>>32724573
Maybe. The best part about missions is when you have a team that have training, that just instantly works together like a well made clock. Not just fully auto run out in the streets, shooting AK's.
That being said tho, a lot of units are getting proper training, but I dislike the chance of possibly building up new terrorist groups.

>>32724158
while I hope the assad regime wins the war with a nice deal for the kurds, who i believe deserve a homeland after this war, I have no fucking stake in that shit hole
>tfw australian

>>32724594
Kurds are treacherous commie niggers and deserve no homeland.

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>>32724575

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>>32724575

>>32724594

>assad regime

>regime

t. Mainstream media cuckold

>>32724777
t. retard who will believe anyone who isn't the mainstream media

>>32724777
checked

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>>32724158
I'll fight for my family not POS shitskins

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I didn't get shitty grades in high school so I had options left.
Do you people actually think the US military is anything but a social safety net?

>>32724535
Yup

>>32724158
NO BOOZE, SHIT DRUGS, UGLY PHYSICALLY DIRTY WOMEN WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF BEING MENTALLY DIRTY, HARDLY A WAR, TOO MUCH DOWN TIME, TOO MICROMANAGED, PAY DOESN'T OFF SET THE SHITTY EXPERIENCE OF DOING NEARLY NOTHING FOR A YEAR WITH MAYBE A TOTAL OF 3-4 FIREFIGHTS, AND HUNDRED IEDS YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE!

>>32724158
Omw senpai.

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>>32724798
I mean it gives you a chance to see real combat and what humans are like outside society. Id pick that over being a naive idiot who's been sheltered his whole life, money or not.

>>32724187
>Automatically on terror list and no medical.
y tho

>>32724897
>I mean it gives you a chance to see real combat
Blown up by an IED or bombed by either the Americans or Russians? Gee whiz.
>and what humans are like outside society.
What is even the benefit of this? War torn shitholes aren't a circus attraction that you go to just to show how hardcore you are.

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>>32724158

I won't leave my country fall for communist Jews and Marxists, trying to fuck it up from the inside.

I won't go fight brown people and clear the way for greater Israel.

Let brown people deal with their own shit, let Israeli fucks deal with their own shit too.

We have media and organizers trying to pull an "Arab spring" here, in the US and we plan on stopping them.

>>32724938
coward

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>>32724165
I found the Jew guise, how does it feel knowing greater Israel will never be? How does it feel knowing you already killed your one messiah?

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>>32724944
Jew.

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>>32724944

I bet you want us fighting Assad and Russia too.

Jesus Christ, having a hard time finding good goys now a days rabbi?

>Greater Israel will never be, and you can't trick the goys into clearing it out and Killary lost

>>32724333

You Sir, are my hero. And not even because of the trips.

Would but I've got type 1 diabeetus

Id die from ketoacidosis

>>32724897
You don't get to see a single corner of hell when the people hide from your uniform. Walk the streets of Marrakech for a day and you'll see worse than any modern soldier. Visit some third world shithole and hang out with the child prostitutes who will make what you call pocket money over the course of their lives. You'll never run up the beach under fire or bleed in a trench, you'll play around in the sand and shoot a few natives in a grossly one sided "battle". Naivety seems to be your specialty. Marines, right?

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>>32725089

>>32725089
Don't be a pussy. Just hide it and shove some insulin up your ass.

>>32724158
I have to work to support people on welfare.

>>32725121
Yeah but then I run out and I'm fucked. Insulin is only good for 28 days out of refrigeration

I could go a couple months probably eating low carb food but my body would be unable to replenish itself (can't absorb sugar into cells without insulin coating the cell) so I would keep getting weaker and rapidly drop weight

>>32725181
>28 days
That sounds manageable, actually. I feel like you could probably fill a lot of roles.

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>>32725181
it's ok brother, fate dealt you a shit hand. no helping that.

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>>32725181
>I could go a couple months probably eating low carb food but my body would be unable to replenish itself (can't absorb sugar into cells without insulin coating the cell) so I would keep getting weaker and rapidly drop weight
just get one of those artificial muscle suits like Old Snake in MGS4

>>32725186
If I could keep a cooler with me at all times to store my extra insulin I would be okay. I could reuse my needles several times before things get sketchy. Id have to be a pog though probably, and then what's the point?

>>32725190
Yeah it fucking blows. I enlisted in the army when I was 17 but got separated right after I finished basic because I fucked my ankle bad.


>>32725194
kek

>>32724158
I don't want to die.

>>32724158
Give me a reason I should be there. I am from Syria and I don't the need to say Hooah every time we police a part of the world we had no business in the first place. Besides, the mess wouldn't be as bad if the Clintons and Obamas didn't randomly throw money at random rebel groups during the "Arab spring". Aside from that I am not done with school and hope to propose to my girlfriend once I am out of school and have my bachelor's degree (in 2 years).

>>32725218
I am *not* from Syria

>>32724419
>WE NEED TO DEFEND THOSE POOR REFUGESS FROM THOSE RACIST STRAIGHT WHITE MALE
>I HEED THIS CALL TO ANY GERMAN WILLING TO DEFEND THEM!

>>32725218
see>>32724276

>>32724384
is that a fucking frog chilling down there?

>>32725308
And what if an entirely different, much more relevant war breaks out that could actually threatan my family while I am stuck in the middle east because of your advice?

>>32724306
Didn't stop Obama

>>32725337
You can always leave...

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>>32725337
how bout you take that cock outta ya mouth, and maybe i can understand ya better?

>>32725331
Nah, just part of a gourd we were blasting.

>>32724158

because i'll be there later this year.

>>32724276
>Leopard pelts
>horned helmets
Yeah, nah

>>32724523
You can use night vision with a cap that blocks most of the light in daytime. So you don't have to switch optics

>>32724158

Uncle Sam didn't want me due to a skin condition. So instead of going to Annapolis, I went to a state university and started making six figures at 29.

>>32725102
This 2bh

>>32724333
How'd you get back without any trouble?

>>32724535
Romantic beliefs of any kind are pretty retarded.

Grow up.

>Inna101st

>Inna506th

Bitch I am.

>>32724158
think that guy in the pic is smsrt enough to use a daylight filter on that 1Pn34?

>>32724170
That's a clever way of saying you're a convicted rapist.

Worked out pretty well for Johnny.

>>32724158
here are a few bullet points.
>Diabetic and find insulin unlikely to come across regularly to not die
>Don't know which side not to shot
>Don'y know who's doing what, save that they all seem to be fighting eachother
>Dronestrikes ain't cool
>don't want to live among towel headed sand monkeys.

>Go to some shithole without any of the things I like, to fight with/for people who's language I don't speak, for stupid reasons that don't matter, only to ultimately die for fucking isreal.

Yeah not happening.

>>32724158
I fell for the college and STEM meme and am now a rich but morally bankrupt and miserable cube worker programming for a living

I fucked up

>>32724158
>Give me one good reason you're not there right now?
Finishing up college so I can go back into federal service as a civilian.

>>32724276
>dat pic
There's no sheath on any of the horses

>>32728990
Boris Vallejo is all about drawing human titties, not horse dicks.

>>32724158
Because the entire point of the war is to dimish the surplus population of moslems. If non-moslems start fighting it cheapens the war.

>>32725431
shut up faggot

>>32724798
r u the guy that doesnt know how to change a barrel

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in war if you dont get face to face with a knife i dont consider it war.

guns and tehnology are for pussies too scare to fight with Melee weapons


plus i'm 92% deaf :(

>>32724289
> Some faggots practice certain hobbies, therefore everyone who does so must be a fag

ok

>>32724798
> I got disqualified, so now I hate the service and those who are in it

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Because I intend to wait until they the various factions whittle down each other's numbers, then swoop in, slaughter what remains and take the comelier of their women into my harem.

>>32728821
dam

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I work on the fighter aircraft currently bombing the Hell out of ISIS in Mosul, not quite the same adrenaline rush but ehh I'll take it

>>32724798
Do you seriously think college is anything but glorified day care?
You know there are administrative and specialist positions in the military for people with "good grades"
>>32731450
came to post this

>>32724158
Type 1 Diabetes

Because then who will post my uneducated opinions for me?

>>32724575
>russian puppets who want to be more like their neighboring shithole

Okay lol

>>32733441
The few.
The proud.
The Marines.

>>32731450
Most of those guys are dudebros, not smug animemesters.

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>>32732269
seen any white phos go into the wide blue?

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>>32724158

>mfw I realise the USA has had a significant hand in if not the direct instigation then the indirect perpetuation of all of these conflicts

The Iranians were right.

>>32724158
Because I got blown up chasing AQI in 07.

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>>32734261
thank you for ur sphinx

>>32724535
Yes.

>>32724424
Different strokes for different folks. I like living tho.

>>32734261
You get out of it okay physically?

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>>32724158
Psoriasis.

>Not dying for your country fighting in a purposely destabilized sandnigger hellhole because of a mild skin condition.

feels bad, man :(

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>>32724158
I live on another continent motherfucker. What are you going to do about it?

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>>32725210
>he doesn't want to die

>>32724322
Mmmm no.

>>32724897
The people in the mideast that fight for survival and are accustomed to the hardships of war are harder than 99% of /k/. Im sure the few "tourists" that go over to fight are really impressive to them.

I know a guy who went over because the real military refused to take him for mental health issues.

Rofl.

Guess I don't go because I'm not batshit insane.

>>32732366
You've never been to college, I gather.

>>32724158
SAA wont pay my airplane ticket.

>>32724575
see >>32733518

>>32724158
I'm not good goy.

I'm white and in America. Things are going pretty well for me.
Why would I want to go the the Unhappiest Place on Earth?

>>32724777
"a government, especially an authoritarian one."

Seems to fit the definition.

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>>32724158

Deal with your own shit Rabbi, stop trying to prank the Goyim into clearing it for you.

We won't fall for Iraq 2.0 no matter how many buildings you blow up now.

Do something about all your Commie Jews in America and we'll talk. Call them off, put them in camps, deal with them.

>>32724158
Because Trudeau is a fucking faggot no guns.

Why should we ride to the aid of those who did not come to ours?

I have to financially support my mom after dad died
shit sucks

>>32724158
I'm an Israeli. I'm waiting for them to come to me.

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>>32739598

>>32724158
MS

I eat 200+$ worth of pills every single day of my life until I die unless I want to lose control of a random part of my body

>>32739610
I know it's a trap, but there're also dollars...

>>32739572
Are you me?