>he gets emotionally invested in his poor purchase decisions

>he's convinced his $500 gun/optic is "just as good" as a $1000 gun/optic

>>32724052

>You're convinced that a JewOTech is worth $600 USD worth more than an Aimpoint

>he bitches about people's guns on /k/
>only gun he's held is a super soaker

>>32724042
>He claims his Aimpoint is worth the 4x the cost of a Primary Arms clone that does the same thing

>he wears cowboy hats
>only owns a pair of sneakers

>>32724052
>>32724399
>>32724605
>he thinks his Primary Arms is worth 4x the cost of an Airsoft optic
>>32724606
>he has a rebel flag in his truck and a southern pride shirt
>born and raised in Ohio

>>32724606
Cowboy boots are shit for work though. Too slippery as they're intended to not get you caught in a stirrup. Most of the actual rodeo guys I saw wore converse flattops everywhere until getting to the venue.

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>mfw a /k/ poster thinks his $4000 1911 is absolutely worth the money when he doesn't have the skill to make use of the fine tuned features on the gun and gets out shot at the range by a $400 RIA so then he goes home and starts yelling into a pillow because his mom yells at him if he does his "screamy weemies" but he was too loud so his mom's boyfriend comes in with a belt and beats him so hard he basically turns black and when he's out on the street some upstanding urban gentlemen mistake him for Ja'Mall the legendary thug and he gets swept away into a secret underground of thugs and lowlifes and on his first night catches syphilis from the town bike Trayqualanda and then the police break in with a drug bust and the first thing they confiscate is his $4000 1911 and he spends the next 40 years in prison crying because he doesn't have his mom's special tendies and waits for the day he can get his 1911 that he saved a decade's worth of good boy points to get only to find out on the day he's released that an officer mistook his 1911 for a dildo in evidence lockup and sodomized himself with it but it had a round in the chamber so he went bum bum boomie and died so they had it melted and stamped down into a special nameplate for the society for autistic and incontinent children in honor of officer buttblasted's children and on his deathbed all the /k/ poster could think about was an RIA sodomizing him and his mom and his mom's boyfriend's son

>>32725521

Do you want to talk about it anon?

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>>32725521
>mfw he just typed all that and I barely read any of it

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>>32725329
They make work cowboy boots with actual tread

>>32725521

Jesus fucking christ. What do you see when you close your eyes to sleep?

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>>32725560
>mfw I can barely read

>>32725329
Damn right. Ever shovel corn wirh your pants tucked in your cowboy boots. Shit fills your boot up completely with corn. Very uncomfortable until you halt feed production to clean out your boots.

>>32725577
for waiters in gay clubs I imagine, get a real pair of work shoes and leave your embroidery at home

>he posts Glock troll threads for attention every morning but only owns shotguns

>>32724657
Rebel culture is the cringiest shit I've ever seen.