Things your guns would say about your shooting.

That's a lot of semen.

>>32723139
Why do You neglect us?

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>>32723139

It's good to finally be held again

It's okay if you're a little hard

stop please no!
You don't have to shoot that.
it's too hot, ow! ow!
oh ooh God!
ooh gasp! fuck, don't stop, again again! again! keep going! Again! Aaaahhh!
shit, fuck you I'll be sore all week from that +p

feed us more.

>>32723139

There are only 9 of us. Buy us more friends so we can have a real party in the cabinet.

>Hello again, welcome back! It's sure dark in here. Can you at least take me out for another picture? I know I'm collectable but I was made to kill communists! Can't we at least shoot targets? Red ones preferably. Oooh or maybe print outs of... oh, you're not there anymore, are you?

Anon, don't squeeze me that w- [orgasm noises].

>>32723139
>you ever notice how he only picks the targets of black men?

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>>32723139

>>32723139
Slow down! Ugh, you got it EVERYWHERE!

Why don't you handload to better match the ammo to my specifics, you lazy fuck?

>yeah if I was ever sighted in properly so we can actually shoot more than a couple ones on target every range trip that'd be swell

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>>32723207
>these feels
quit it anon

"THE BODY! WHERE ARE WE GONNA HIDE THE BODY?"

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>>32725681
tfw you will never wake up to your 1911 next to you who has revealed herself to you looking just like that picture.

>>32725655
The actual fuck

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>>32725886

>>32725992
I believe it's condensation. It looks like cold weather. The weapon firing and heating up and then cooling down may have caused condensation inside the barrel. Or maybe I'm retarded. That's just my best guess.

>>32725992
Nylon melting due to rapid temperature change.

>>32725992
>>32726169
mattv2099 putting astroglide in his glock i believe

"Clean me, I'm a dirty girl."

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>>32726235
that's not very creative anon

>anon, i appreciate all these magazines and this nice optic but...
>when can we actually go in the woods and fight some robe wearing cultist scum?

these threads are never funny but at least it isn't another bait shitpost

>a little fast on the trigger; stop jerking it so much

>>32726319
>25 magazines
>they're all plastic

>>32726319
Doesn't matter. It's true. All work an no play, makes J a dull boy.

>>32726347
>AUG magazines
>anything but polymer
Are you retarded?

>>32726378
Do they really not come in ANYTHING else? I'm from Canuckistan so I don't know a whole lot about assault rifles, beyond basics and memes. My boner is for battle rifles.

>>32726396
Unless you're buying a NATO stock you're only using polymer mags.
Which is fine, because AUG mags are the best mags.

>>32725643
kek

>>32723139
Oh for fuck's sakes, if you're going to shoot me then stop limp wristing it you dumbass!